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* Meta: Creator/JohnGreen once told a story about a time when he saw someone finishing this book while he was waiting in an airport. He sat nearby, anxiously waiting to see what they thought of the book and whether they'd realize the author was nearby. When the person finished the book and closed it, they stared into the middle distance for a few moments, then got up, dropped the book in the trash, and went back to their seat. Welp.
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-->''Peter Van Houten wore a white linen suit, tailored to account for his rotundity, a powder-blue dress shirt, and a green tie. He looked like he was dressed for a colonial occupation of Panama, not a funeral.''
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-->''The car was packed by six fifteen, whereupon Mom insisted that we eat breakfast with Dad, although I had a moral opposition to eating before dawn on the grounds that I was not a nineteenth-century Russian peasant fortifying myself for a day in the fields.''
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-->'''Me''': "Hump the moist cave wall"
-->'''Computer''': "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
-->'''Isaac''': "Not ''jump''. ''HUMP.''"
-->'''Computer''': "I don't understand."
-->'''Isaac''': "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
-->'''Computer''': "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
-->'''Isaac''': "Not ''jump''. ''HUMP.''"
-->'''Computer''': "I don't understand."
-->'''Isaac''': "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
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-->'''Computer''': "You
'''Computer:''' You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
-->'''Isaac''': "Not
'''Isaac:''' Not ''jump''. ''HUMP.
-->'''Computer''': "I
'''Computer:''' I don't understand.
-->'''Isaac''': "Dude,
'''Isaac:''' Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
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-->Isaac: "This is player one's sexy sexy voice."
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-->'''Augustus''': A little to the left.
-->'''Isaac''': My throw was a little to the left or I need to aim a little to the left?
-->'''Isaac''': My throw was a little to the left or I need to aim a little to the left?
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'''Isaac:''' My throw was a little to the left or I need to aim a little to the left?
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-->'''Hazel''': Honestly, he's not that smart.
-->'''Augustus''': It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.'
-->'''Hazel''': Right, it's primarily his hotness,
-->'''Augustus''': It can be sort of blinding.
-->'''Hazel''': It actually did blind our friend Isaac.
-->'''Augustus''': Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?
-->'''Hazel''': You cannot.
-->'''Augustus''': It is my burden, this beautiful face.
-->'''Hazel''': Not to mention your body.
-->'''Augustus''': Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away. [Nods towards Hazel's oxygen tank]
-->'''Augustus''': It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.'
-->'''Hazel''': Right, it's primarily his hotness,
-->'''Augustus''': It can be sort of blinding.
-->'''Hazel''': It actually did blind our friend Isaac.
-->'''Augustus''': Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?
-->'''Hazel''': You cannot.
-->'''Augustus''': It is my burden, this beautiful face.
-->'''Hazel''': Not to mention your body.
-->'''Augustus''': Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away. [Nods towards Hazel's oxygen tank]
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-->'''Augustus''':
'''Augustus:''' It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
-->'''Hazel''':
'''Hazel:''' Right, it's primarily his
-->'''Augustus''':
'''Augustus:''' It can be sort of
-->'''Hazel''':
'''Hazel:''' It actually did blind our friend
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'''Augustus:''' Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly
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'''Hazel:''' You
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'''Augustus:''' It is my burden, this beautiful
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'''Hazel:''' Not to mention your
-->'''Augustus''':
'''Augustus:''' Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away. [Nods towards Hazel's oxygen tank]
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-->'''Hazel:''' "Ah ah ah ah GET OUT OF MY CAR!"
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-->'''Hazel:''' "Ah Ah ah ah ah GET OUT OF MY CAR!"CAR!
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-->'''Hazel''': Shouldn't we wait until it's dark?\\
'''Gus''': [[BlackComedy It's all dark to Isaac!]]
'''Gus''': [[BlackComedy It's all dark to Isaac!]]
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-->'''Hazel''': I cannot emphasize this enough: it was a completely normal rap song, except in Swedish.
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* Isaac's [[spoiler:eulogy for Augustus at his pre-funeral]] is full of BlackComedy.
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* Isaac's [[spoiler:eulogy eulogy for Augustus at his pre-funeral]] pre-funeral is full of BlackComedy.
-->''"I'm assuming[[spoiler:you'll you'll get more time]], time, you interrupting bastard!"''
-->''"I'm assuming
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* In the movie, [[spoiler: most of the things Isaac does, especially destroying Gus' trophies and egging Monica's car.. Since the film has less time to tell the story, they (rather loudly) intersect with Hazel and Gus' more tender moments.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Hazel''': Shouldn't we wait until it's dark?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Gus''': [[BlackComedy It's all dark to Isaac!]]]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Hazel''': Shouldn't we wait until it's dark?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Gus''': [[BlackComedy It's all dark to Isaac!]]]]
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* In the movie, [[spoiler: most of the things Isaac does, especially destroying Gus' trophies and egging Monica's car.. Since the film has less time to tell the story, they (rather loudly) intersect with Hazel and Gus' more tender moments.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Hazel''':moments.
-->'''Hazel''': Shouldn't we wait until it'sdark?]]
-->[[spoiler:dark?\\
'''Gus''': [[BlackComedy It's all dark toIsaac!]]]]Isaac!]]
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** [[spoiler: Towards the end of the book, when she enters her car and turns on the radio, a Swedish rap song comes on, and it makes her turn around and see Peter Van Houten sitting in the backseat.]]
* The fact that the song "''Bomfalleralla''" features in the film when you know what they are actually singing. Hint: Definitely not PG-rated. The first lines translate into [[spoiler:I sprint down the street on a Pamplona bull/ On my way to a Pandora broad/ With a clit like an anabolic cock]].
* The fact that the song "''Bomfalleralla''" features in the film when you know what they are actually singing. Hint: Definitely not PG-rated. The first lines translate into [[spoiler:I sprint down the street on a Pamplona bull/ On my way to a Pandora broad/ With a clit like an anabolic cock]].
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** [[spoiler: Towards the end of the book, when she enters her car and turns on the radio, a Swedish rap song comes on, and it makes her turn around and see Peter Van Houten sitting in the backseat.]]
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* The fact that the song "''Bomfalleralla''" features in the film when you know what they are actually singing. Hint: Definitely not PG-rated. The first lines translate into[[spoiler:I I sprint down the street on a Pamplona bull/ On my way to a Pandora broad/ With a clit like an anabolic cock]].cock.
* The fact that the song "''Bomfalleralla''" features in the film when you know what they are actually singing. Hint: Definitely not PG-rated. The first lines translate into
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* The Norwegian translation's title is ''Fuck Fate''. No, seriously.
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* From the movie: "We need to fake-pray now."
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* From the movie: "We need to fake-pray now.""
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** Me: "Hump the moist cave wall"
** Computer: "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
** Isaac: "Not ''jump''. ''HUMP.''"
** Computer: "I don't understand."
** Isaac: "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
** Computer: "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
** Isaac: "Not ''jump''. ''HUMP.''"
** Computer: "I don't understand."
** Isaac: "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
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* Hazel named her oxygen tank Philip because "it looked like a Philip".
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* Hazel's sudden defense of scrambled eggs, claiming they shouldn't be marginalized as a breakfast food. WordOfGod is that this is just a result of Hazel's overactive empathy.
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The actual quote was more along the lines of \"the only teenage girl in America who enjoys reading poetry more than writing it.\" I think it\'s a dig at teenagers who write crappy poetry.
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* On a meta-level, Gus praising Hazel for being [[MarySue special and unique]] because she is (according to him) the only teenager in America that ''reads'' becomes this when you consider the fact that he says so in a book written for girls Hazel's age.