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20th Sep '17 2:54:08 AM RanveerSidhu
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* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating ''summmmmbitch.''"

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* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating "Tea-and-crumpets eating, criminal ''summmmmbitch.''"
13th Sep '17 7:31:50 PM nombretomado
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** The kicker for the scene is Hobbs' deadpan statement that if the team loses, he will have to spend a ''lot'' of time at [[TaylorSwift Tay Tay]] concerts to cheer the girls up.

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** The kicker for the scene is Hobbs' deadpan statement that if the team loses, he will have to spend a ''lot'' of time at [[TaylorSwift [[Music/TaylorSwift Tay Tay]] concerts to cheer the girls up.
28th Jun '17 8:29:25 PM CelPrevXXVI
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--> '''Hobbs''': With all due respect Captain, when this whole thing is over were going to find a location, and Im gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat youre gonna stick a toothbrush right up your ass to brush em.

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--> '''Hobbs''': With all due respect Captain, when this whole thing is over were going to find a location, and Im gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat [[AssShove youre gonna stick a toothbrush right up your ass ass]] to brush em. em.
*** Doubles as a massive CastingGag considering that [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] himself threw a few AssShove jabs during his heyday as a professional wrestler.
8th May '17 10:21:29 AM SasquatchJim
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** The kicker for the scene is Hobbs' deadpan statement that if the team loses, he will have to spend a ''lot'' of time at [[TaylorSwift Tay Tay]] concerts to cheer the girls up.
4th May '17 12:59:49 PM CynicalMisfortune
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* Brian brings the [[TheAllegedCar Supra]] to Dom's garage for the first time.

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* Brian brings the [[TheAllegedCar Supra]] to Dom's garage for the first time.time:



** The scene in the police station after the race, when he gives the JerkJock's girlfriend a bloody smile, and when the cop plays back video footage of the race.

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** The scene in the police station after the race, when he gives the JerkJock's girlfriend a bloody smile, and when the cop plays back video footage of the race.race:



** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard [[ThrowItIn can't help but crack up]] at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.

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** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard [[ThrowItIn can't help but crack up]] at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.threat:
4th May '17 12:38:18 PM CynicalMisfortune
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** When she [[spoiler: saves Deckard, she insists he bring Owen along on the raid of the plane. Deckard refuses and Mum Shaw starts crying over not caring about family as he winces, closes his eyes and agrees...at which point, she instantly stops crying and smiles and Deckard groans "every time..."]]

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** When she [[spoiler: she saves Deckard, she insists he bring Owen along on the raid of the plane. Deckard refuses and Mum Shaw starts crying over not caring about family as he winces, closes his eyes and agrees... at which point, she instantly stops crying and smiles and Deckard groans "every ''"Every time..."]]"''.]]



* When Deckard [[spoiler: is rescuing Dom's son ([[EnsembleDarkhorse Brian]]) from the plane and fighting bad guys at the same time. He gives the baby boy earmuffs and music so he won't hear all the gunfire and general mayhem, and the kid just has a big adorable smile on his face.]]

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* When Deckard [[spoiler: is rescuing Dom's son ([[EnsembleDarkhorse Brian]]) from the plane and fighting bad guys at the same time. He gives the baby boy earmuffs and music so he won't hear all the gunfire and general mayhem, [[FearlessInfant and the kid just has a big adorable smile on his face.face]].]]



* Roman and Tej spend the movie competing for Ramsey's affections. They finally lay it out for her at the end to pick one of them. Looking them over, Ramsey asks a simple question: "What's my last name?" As they both blink and stutter, she smirks that when they figure it out, she can consider one of them.

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* Roman and Tej spend the movie competing for Ramsey's affections. They finally lay it out for her at the end to pick one of them. Looking them over, Ramsey asks a simple question: "What's ''"What's my last name?" name?"'' As they both blink and stutter, she smirks that when they figure it out, she can consider one of them.
4th May '17 12:34:54 PM CynicalMisfortune
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* Brian saves Dominic from being arrested by the cops and explains why.

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* Brian saves Dominic from being arrested by the cops and explains why.why:



** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but crack up]] at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.



** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard [[ThrowItIn can't help but crack up]] at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.



* When Deckard [[spoiler:is rescuing Dom's son from the plane and fighting bad guys at the same time. He gives the boy earmuffs and music so he won't hear all the gunfire and general mayhem, and the kid just has a big adorable smile on his face.]]

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* When Deckard [[spoiler:is [[spoiler: is rescuing Dom's son ([[EnsembleDarkhorse Brian]]) from the plane and fighting bad guys at the same time. He gives the baby boy earmuffs and music so he won't hear all the gunfire and general mayhem, and the kid just has a big adorable smile on his face.]]



** Also, Deckard [[spoiler: telling the kid "you're going to not want to see this" as he turns the seat away and beats up a guy who tried to shoot him. Afterwards, he looks at the baby, sniffs, frowns and asks "That you or him?" Cue the baby glancing at the beaten up guy "Him."]]
** [[spoiler: Before that, there's also his reaction to the guy trying to shoot Dom's son.]]
* Roman Pearce, the series' ButtMonkey, is being attacked and trying to flee, and yet can't escape his attackers. Why? He's driving an orange Lamborghini, something Tej {{lampshade}}s to him.

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** Also, Deckard [[spoiler: telling the kid "you're ''"You're going to not want to see this" this"'' as he turns the seat away and beats up a guy who tried to shoot him. Afterwards, he looks at the baby, sniffs, frowns and asks "That ''"That you or him?" him?"'' Cue the baby glancing at the beaten up guy "Him."]]
''"Him."'']]
** [[spoiler: Before that, there's also his reaction to the guy trying to shoot Dom's son.[[EnsembleDarkhorse Brian]].]]
* Roman Pearce, the series' ButtMonkey, is being attacked and trying to flee, and yet can't escape his attackers. Why? He's driving an orange Lamborghini, something Tej {{lampshade}}s to him.him:
27th Apr '17 6:08:49 AM katamaris4ever
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** The futile attempts at Hobbs trying to stay in his cell before he just goes "Screw it" and leaves to find Deckard.


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** The fact that [[spoiler: she]] is the one who uses the PrecisionFStrike in the movie makes it somewhat heartwarming in a SophisticatedAsHell sort of way...


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* The BrickJoke with Roman not being on the top 10 most wanted list, even though everyone else on the team currently is. He spends the rest of the movie trying to prove that he's worthy of being on it.
26th Apr '17 9:18:30 PM DontKillBugs
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** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard can't help but crack up at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.

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** The ActuallyPrettyFunny moment between Hobbs and Shaw, where Deckard [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but crack up up]] at Hobbs' cartoonishly detailed threat.



* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating sumbitch"

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* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating sumbitch"''summmmmbitch.''"
21st Apr '17 10:30:07 AM MikeW
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* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating sumbitch"

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* "Tea-and-Crumpit eating sumbitch"sumbitch"
* Roman and Tej spend the movie competing for Ramsey's affections. They finally lay it out for her at the end to pick one of them. Looking them over, Ramsey asks a simple question: "What's my last name?" As they both blink and stutter, she smirks that when they figure it out, she can consider one of them.
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