History Funny / TheElderscrollsIVOblivion

30th Jul '16 8:10:45 PM Anthurak
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** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]

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** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]]]
* One sneaky leveling trick is to find the Shrine of Peryite but not do his quest. When you find it, his followers are all standing around frozen in place, their souls having been trapped in Oblivion. However, they are still counted as active NPCs, but don't take health damage. This makes them perfect training dummies that you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential shoot full of arrows, set on fire and hack at with a sword all day long until you've maxed out your skills]].
13th Jul '16 8:41:13 AM Vorpale
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* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.

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** Also, remember how most guards seem to be pissing themselves in fear whenever they talk about those dreaded Oblivion Gates ? Which can be seen as the reason why [[ItsUpToYou nobody else in Cyrodiil can be bothered to help you close them]] ? Well, looks like stealing an apple is all it takes for those same guards to find the motivation to chase you ''through one of said Gates''. Now ''that's'' dedication !
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle "[[YouNoTakeCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
5th Jul '16 11:48:17 AM anothga
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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0 He tells you, dead serious]]:

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* One quest is given to you by a drunk who believes that there's someone in Cheydinhal that looks like him. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0 com/watch?v=VCe9b-3ffP0&t=52s He tells you, dead serious]]:



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQW14PVDew&feature=related Guards apparently have the memory span of a goldfish.]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQW14PVDew&feature=related com/watch?v=cPQW14PVDew Guards apparently have the memory span of a goldfish.]]
15th Sep '15 5:55:09 AM ahasemore
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* When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting." In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].



* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck You can see how good my painting is getting.]]

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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting.]]" In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].
15th Sep '15 5:53:45 AM ahasemore
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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck You can see how good my painting is getting.]]
13th Sep '15 2:02:15 PM chopshop
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.

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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
13th Sep '15 2:01:16 PM chopshop
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
** On the other hand if you do it ''after'' the Shivering Isles story, [[spoiler: Haskill will make weary comments about how you're basically just worshiping yourself like a jackass.]]



* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.

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* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.anyway.
* Guard programming allows them to pursue you through multiple areas if they catch you committing a crime, just like a real one would. That's all well and good, but due to the way it's implemented, you can sometimes end up being pursued relentlessly by a hyper-determined guard, who will literally follow you across ''the entire game map'' in a desperate chase to bring you to justice, no matter how minor your crime is. Further, this can lead to them finally catching up to you at the worst/best times imaginable; Merhunes Dagon may be demolishing the capital city, but the guard is going to take that [[SeriousBusiness flower stealing motherfucker]] down!
* The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water.
* A quest in the Shivering Isles involves an orc who's afraid of cats and is tormented by how some creepy Khajit is following him around despite the dogs he got to scare the guy off. He asks you to get rid of him and when confront the Khajit you learn he's following the orc because [[spoiler: he likes dogs and wants to pet the orc's puppies]].
** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]
14th Jul '15 1:02:48 PM Anthurak
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* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.

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* To kick off the [[DLC [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
14th Jul '15 1:02:23 PM Anthurak
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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]

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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]]]
* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
20th May '15 11:49:57 AM Vardinator
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.

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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.archmage.
* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
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