History Funny / TheElderscrollsIVOblivion

15th Sep '15 5:55:09 AM ahasemore
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Just thought it should be closer to it's fellow Fighters Guild questline.
* When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting." In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].

* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck You can see how good my painting is getting.]]
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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck When you ask Modryn to be second-in-command, he says "I was just getting used to being retired. You can see how good my painting is getting.]]" In the back of his house you can see an example of one of his [[http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg paintings]].
15th Sep '15 5:53:45 AM ahasemore
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* Modryn's errr... Masterpiece. [[StylisticSuck You can see how good my painting is getting.]]
13th Sep '15 2:02:15 PM chopshop
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles.
13th Sep '15 2:01:16 PM chopshop
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** It's even funnier if you do it during the later half of the Shivering Isles story; Sheogorath or Haskill [[TheDevTeamThinksOfverything will lampshade]] how you're [[SkewedPriorities screwing]] [[TakeYourTime around]] like this when Jyygalag and his army are on your doorstep in the Isles. ** On the other hand if you do it ''after'' the Shivering Isles story, [[spoiler: Haskill will make weary comments about how you're basically just worshiping yourself like a jackass.]]

* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* To kick off the [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.anyway. * Guard programming allows them to pursue you through multiple areas if they catch you committing a crime, just like a real one would. That's all well and good, but due to the way it's implemented, you can sometimes end up being pursued relentlessly by a hyper-determined guard, who will literally follow you across ''the entire game map'' in a desperate chase to bring you to justice, no matter how minor your crime is. Further, this can lead to them finally catching up to you at the worst/best times imaginable; Merhunes Dagon may be demolishing the capital city, but the guard is going to take that [[SeriousBusiness flower stealing motherfucker]] down! * The suicidal troll EasterEgg, in a BlackComedy way. Basically a troll gets suicidal because how bad he is at making people pay a toll to cross the bridge he lives under, so he, in his own words, "[[YouTakeNoCandle get drunk and kill self]]". Even more darkly hilarious, judging by the state of his body when you find him, he apparently somehow killed himself by jumping off a bridge that's barely two or three feet above the water. * A quest in the Shivering Isles involves an orc who's afraid of cats and is tormented by how some creepy Khajit is following him around despite the dogs he got to scare the guy off. He asks you to get rid of him and when confront the Khajit you learn he's following the orc because [[spoiler: he likes dogs and wants to pet the orc's puppies]]. ** And than afterwards the orc rewards you by giving you one of his dogs. Specifically, [[spoiler: his dead one, revived as a skinless AnimalAbomination through necromancy.]]
14th Jul '15 1:02:48 PM Anthurak
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* To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
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* To kick off the [[DLC [[{{DLC}} Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} [[{{Troll}} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
14th Jul '15 1:02:23 PM Anthurak
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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
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* [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]]] * To kick off the [[DLC Knights of the Nine]] questline after finding the Anvil Chapel massacred, you have to get help from the Mad Prophet outside to figure out where the first piece of the Crusader Armor is. However, the conversation forces you to invoke HumbleHero. Responding to his question of if you are a worthy knight with "Yes, I am a worthy knight/Fighters Guildmaster/Archmage/Hero of Kvatch/etc." causes [[{{Troll} him to remark that you must not need his help then]], you have to tell him that you have no claim to fame. Or you can tell him that you're the [[MasterThief Gray Fox]] or the [[MurderInc Listener of the Dark Brotherhood]], to which he will respond with bemusement, and then help you anyway.
20th May '15 11:49:57 AM Vardinator
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
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* Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.archmage. * [[https://youtu.be/TrUnNrQFTrE?t=1m40s Glitches in video games have jumped the shark.]]
21st Apr '15 6:19:31 PM Biagio
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEDit3ZVtc The Argonian of Ni!]]Ni!]] * Congratulations on becoming the Archmage you now have his position and quarters and even outfit. then you start the thieves guild quests you get hired to steal a staff and leave a note for the archmage.
28th Mar '15 5:05:36 AM PlatosAssistant
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** The fact that your PC even knows what the fine ''is'' raises questions as to why he/she was in jail in the first place...
19th Nov '14 3:35:17 AM Mister6
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* "Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis!"
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* "Rat Ragu Ragout with Powdered Deer Penis!"
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