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7th Aug '16 5:40:54 PM PowerSkunk
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* Unhappy that your Khajiit Dragonborn doesn't speak as eloquently as other Khajiit? [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/14513/? Khajiit Speak]] fixes all that, and turns your character into a potential DeadpanSnarker and general sarcastic bastard without equal.

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* Unhappy that your Khajiit Dragonborn doesn't speak as eloquently as other Khajiit? [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/14513/? com/skyrim/mods/1451 Khajiit Speak]] fixes all that, and turns your character into a potential DeadpanSnarker and general sarcastic bastard without equal.
7th Aug '16 6:35:08 AM PowerSkunk
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* Unhappy that your Khajiit Dragonborn doesn't speak as eloquently as other Khajiit? [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/14513/? Khajiit Speak]] fixes all that, and turns your character into a potential DeadpanSnarker and general sarcastic bastard without equal.
--> '''Khajiit Dragonborn''': And what are the duties of a court wizard, hmm? Parties for the children, perhaps?
** This can also get oddly philosopical:
--> (When faced with a random Nord's racism for the umpteenth time) "[[InsertPlayerNameHere Habasi]] thinks all should be welcome here. Leave the cold to the weather."
4th Aug '16 9:14:16 PM tocp0003
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* What's Serana's reaction to seeing Auriel's Bow? The super-powerful legendary bow that both the Dawnguard and the vampires have been searching for and the thing that you've spent almost the entire questline searching for?
-->'''Serana:''' It's not as sparkly as I imagined...
21st Jul '16 12:43:02 AM freefall4242
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** Being killed as a werewolf may sometimes lead to one of the enemies [[ComicallyMissingThePoint commenting on your unsettling state of undress.]]
25th Jun '16 11:46:25 PM Trogdor7620
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"Some kind of choir. With chanting."

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"Some "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Some kind of choir. With chanting."]]"
21st Jun '16 3:10:58 PM VesperLord
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--> '''Samuel:''' "Hey Pa, want to play a game?" '''Lord Scatsbury''': No Samuel, I want to play a game with a son I actually love. But I don't have one of those."
21st Jun '16 2:46:11 PM VesperLord
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* There's an abandoned house not far from Raven Rock inhabited by two bandits. There's a copy of (surprise surprise) The Lusty Argonian Maid, some potions of vigor and stamina, and [[Squick bloody rags]]
16th Jun '16 2:41:09 AM LentilSandEater
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* When you first meet Isran, try asking him what he plans to do about the vampires. He will note that he needs to fix up the fort, since a vampire could walk right in the front door as it stands. This becomes hilarious if the player happens to be a vampire. Could also be kind of a BrickJoke and LampshadeHanging, since it's exactly what [[spoiler:Serana]] ends up doing later on if you side with the Dawnguard.

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* When you first meet Isran, try asking him what he plans to do about the vampires. He will note that he needs to fix up the fort, since a vampire could walk right in the front door as it stands. This becomes hilarious if the player happens to be a vampire. Could also be kind of Also a BrickJoke and LampshadeHanging, BrickJoke, since it's exactly what [[spoiler:Serana]] ends up doing later on if you side with the Dawnguard.



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuXKqjHSSU The Senile Scribbles]], a series of Skyrim parodies featuring a snarky Dragonborn who becomes increasingly frustrated with the UngratefulBastard nature of the [=NPCs=] and being forced to take a side in the Civil War, as well as lampshading the various gamebreakers and fan criticisms.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuXKqjHSSU The Senile Scribbles]], a series of Skyrim parodies featuring a snarky Dragonborn who becomes increasingly frustrated with the UngratefulBastard nature of the [=NPCs=] and being forced to take a side in the Civil War, as well as lampshading mocking the various gamebreakers and fan criticisms.
10th Jun '16 5:50:47 AM Vir
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** One in particular if you're wielding Mehrunes' Razor, which required you to kill Silus after he reassembled it:

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** One in particular if you're wielding Mehrunes' Razor, which required you to kill Silus Vesuius after he reassembled it:
3rd Jun '16 4:45:20 AM Vir
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* If you're a strong mage, you may get challenged to a duel. Your follower or other bystanders, however, might not like this idea and decide to get involved, which the challenger isn't happy about. "This is supposed to be a one-on-one duel!" And if anyone decides "to heck with magic" and starts swinging at the guy with a sword, the challenger complains, "This is supposed to be a ''magic'' duel! ''Ma''-''gic''! Y'know, with ''spells''?" He just sounds so ''pouty'' about the whole thing. It's also funny if he decides to challenge you in certain locations, such as the entry to Whiterun, where all the guards promptly [[RealityEnsues attack the guy who just started throwing fireballs around.]] Becomes hilarious if this happens just after becoming TheArchmage of the College of Winterhold, when you can be challenged to the duel right in the middle of the bridge of the College. One CurbStompBattle later, the challenger will likely flying off the bridge with a fireball in the gut, having just [[{{Pun}} been taken to school]].

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* If you're a strong mage, you may get challenged to a duel. Your follower or other bystanders, however, might not like this idea and decide to get involved, which the challenger isn't happy about. "This is supposed to be a one-on-one duel!" And if anyone decides "to heck with magic" and starts swinging at the guy with a sword, the challenger complains, "This is supposed to be a ''magic'' duel! ''Ma''-''gic''! Y'know, with ''spells''?" He just sounds so ''pouty'' about the whole thing. It's also funny if he decides to challenge you in certain locations, such as the entry to Whiterun, where all the guards promptly [[RealityEnsues attack the guy who just started throwing fireballs around.]] Becomes hilarious if this happens just after becoming TheArchmage of the College of Winterhold, when you can be challenged to the duel right in the middle of the bridge of the College. One CurbStompBattle later, the challenger will likely be flying off the bridge with a fireball in the gut, having just [[{{Pun}} been taken to school]].
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