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23rd Apr '16 7:55:36 AM ThraggLootrippa
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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?"[[note: this one is actually correct concerning TES worldbuilding]]

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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?"[[note: dream?" [[note]] this one is actually correct concerning TES worldbuilding]]worldbuilding.[[/note]]
12th Apr '16 12:41:15 AM teslashark
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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?"

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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?"dream?"[[note: this one is actually correct concerning TES worldbuilding]]
10th Apr '16 1:56:59 PM ManicOppressive
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** Even the first hint of the quest is pretty hilarious. When walking into nearly any town in the game, you're likely to see something terrible. In Riften, you're extorted for money by a guard at the gate. In Markarth, the guards warn you about getting involved with anything just before you witness a murder. In Solitude, you witness an execution. In Windhelm, a group of Nords harassing the local minority. So when you walk into Falkreath and a guard steps toward you, it might put you on edge... Then he asks if you've seen a dog in the road. Because the blacksmith wants a dog.
19th Mar '16 7:12:49 AM ErikModi
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** Take her to [[spoiler: Kodlak's funeral. The powerful and noble warrior lies dead atop the Skyforge, which will serve as his funeral pyre. In the middle of his eulogy, Serana walks up to the forge, starts stoking it, and then hammering out a piece of steel.]] Apparently, that sword had to be made RIGHT NOW.
19th Mar '16 7:09:24 AM ErikModi
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** Even funnier: the quest immediately prior had Galmar sending you off to kill an ice wraith to prove your worth to the Stormcloak cause. When you return, Galmar is surprised that you survived, and states that he owes Ulfic a drink. Gives the impression Galmar and Ulfric are treating the whole damn Civil War as one gigantic drinking contest.
19th Mar '16 7:06:01 AM ErikModi
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** Ria of the Companions can boast about how she killed a bear today, and ask you if you've killed anything. Odds are, even by midgame, you've offed at least one dragon that day.
** When first joining the Companions, you have to spar with Vilkas to prove your warrior's mettle. Once you've done that, you run another short fetch quest, then bring a shield to Aela the Huntress. She asks you if you think you could take Vilkas in a real fight. One of your answers is "I don't care for boasting." Aela's response changes if your Dragonborn is female or male. If female, Aela remarks "A woman who lets her actions speak for her. I knew there was something I liked about you," with utter sincerity, some admiration, and perhaps just a bit of LesYay. If male, her response is "Ah, a man of action," positively dripping with sarcasm. You can just hear the unspoken "because we don't have ''nearly'' enough of ''those'' around here."
14th Mar '16 8:24:56 AM LordOfTheSword
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--> ''([[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext as werewolves, guards, and frost dragons fight around him]])'' "Oooooohhhhhh, my dance moves are as ''arousing'' as they are '''''apocalyptic'''''.
9th Mar '16 6:39:01 PM AuraGuardian
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** "'Spriggan' is an Ayleid word, meaning [[SuddenlyShouting REALLY]] [[GoddamnBats ANNOYING]] [[WhenTreesAttack KINDLING!]]
9th Mar '16 6:09:29 PM Dawnwing
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** "'Spriggan' is an Ayleid word, meaning [[SuddenlyShouting REALLY]] [[GoddamnBats ANNOYING]] [[WhenTreesAttack KINDLING!]]
8th Mar '16 7:10:16 AM BossKey
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* In the quest "Chasing Echoes", you can ask Serana if her mother Valerica had anything to do with the small army of gargoyles that have undoubtedly been pestering you up until that point. She'll offhandedly mention that Valerica had [[AccidentalInnuendo a thing for magical constructs]] - and then immediately adds that it's ''[[ThatCameOutWrong not]]'' what you're thinking.
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