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2nd Jun '17 7:43:09 AM Digsu
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** On a similar note, you may receive letters of inheritance from generic enemy [=NPCs=] who you [[InheritanceMurder probably killed yourself.]] The Divines only know how did a random Bandit manage to include you in his will between trying to mug you and getting his head bashed in by your warhammer.
1st Jun '17 2:02:03 PM Gitman
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* One that works for Imperial-aligned players only: after killing Ulfric Stormcloak, the courageous hero of the Stormcloaks, you can loot his body like any other. His weapon of choice? An iron axe with a fear enchant on it. It's even called Iron War Axe of Cowardice. Combine this with the fact that his favorite Thu'um is Unrelenting Force (which pushes enemies away from him), and you begin to get the idea that the great Jarl of Windhelm isn't ''quite'' as fearless as many Stormcloaks believe.

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* One that works for Imperial-aligned players only: after killing Ulfric Stormcloak, At the end of the Civil War questline you discover the weapon of choice wielded by the courageous hero of the Stormcloaks, Stormcloaks. If you side with the Stormcloaks he gives it to you as a reward. If you side with the Imperials and end up killing him, you can loot his body like any other. His other. The weapon of choice? in question? An iron axe with a fear enchant on it. It's even called Iron War Axe of Cowardice. Combine this with the fact that his favorite Thu'um is Unrelenting Force (which pushes enemies away from him), and you begin to get the idea that the great Jarl of Windhelm isn't ''quite'' as fearless as many Stormcloaks believe.
1st Jun '17 12:05:58 PM Digsu
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** If you've destroyed the Dark Brotherhood, a guard may comment that [[BlatantLies he could have walked into that Sanctuary of theirs and done it himself... but he happened to be sick that day.]]
1st Jun '17 9:51:04 AM ChaoticQueen
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* If you meet the triggering criteria for Dawnguard (meet with the Greybeards) and Dragonborn (reach level 10) at the same time, it's possible to start them simultaneously. You might enter Whiterun and be greeted by Miraak cultists and Durak (the Dawnguard recruiter) at the same time. Durak might give you his pitch immediately after the cultists finish their dialogue and are attacking. You can finish the conversation with Durak while your companion and the town guards [[FunnyBackgroundEvent slaughter the cultists in the background]] and never engage them yourself. So after they mock you for a false Dragonborn and threaten to prove it by killing you, you don't even deign to fight them yourself and let the local fuzz deal with them instead.

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* If you meet the triggering criteria for Dawnguard (meet with the Greybeards) and Dragonborn (reach level 10) and Dragonborn (meet the Greybeards) at the same time, it's possible to start them simultaneously. You might enter Whiterun and be greeted by Miraak cultists and Durak (the Dawnguard recruiter) at the same time. Durak might give you his pitch immediately after the cultists finish their dialogue and are attacking. You can finish the conversation with Durak while your companion and the town guards [[FunnyBackgroundEvent slaughter the cultists in the background]] and never engage them yourself. So after they mock you for a false Dragonborn and threaten to prove it by killing you, you don't even deign to fight them yourself and let the local fuzz deal with them instead.
1st Jun '17 7:46:33 AM Gitman
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* If you meet the triggering criteria for Dawnguard (meet with the Greybeards) and Dragonborn (reach level 10) at the same time, it's possible to start them simultaneously. You might enter Whiterun and be greeted by Miraak cultists and Durak (the Dawnguard recruiter) at the same time. Durak might give you his pitch immediately after the cultists finish their dialogue and are attacking. You can finish the conversation with Durak while your companion and the town guards [[FunnyBackgroundEvent slaughter the cultists in the background]] and never engage them yourself. So after they mock you for a false Dragonborn and threaten to prove it by killing you, you don't even deign to fight them yourself and let the local fuzz deal with them instead.
30th May '17 3:35:10 PM ChaoticQueen
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* Both the Dawnguard and Dragonborn main quests initiate when the player reaches level 10. It's possible to enter Whiterun and be greeted by Miraak cultists and Durak (the Dawnguard recruiter) at the same time. Durak might give you his pitch immediately after the cultists finish their dialogue and are attacking. You can finish the conversation with Durak while your companion and the town guards [[FunnyBackgroundEvent slaughter the cultists in the background]] and never engage them yourself. So after they mock you for a false Dragonborn and threaten to prove it by killing you, you don't even deign to fight them yourself and let the local fuzz deal with them instead.
30th May '17 3:25:52 PM Gitman
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* Both the Dawnguard and Dragonborn main quests initiate when the player reaches level 10. It's possible to enter Whiterun and be greeted by Miraak cultists and Durak (the Dawnguard recruiter) at the same time. Durak might give you his pitch immediately after the cultists finish their dialogue and are attacking. You can finish the conversation with Durak while your companion and the town guards [[FunnyBackgroundEvent slaughter the cultists in the background]] and never engage them yourself. So after they mock you for a false Dragonborn and threaten to prove it by killing you, you don't even deign to fight them yourself and let the local fuzz deal with them instead.
28th May '17 2:40:29 PM nombretomado
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** Now try it when the [[CallingYourAttacks speech clip]] is substituted with [[{{Vocaloid}} Miku's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJiHd8UMtz0 voice]]. Which makes [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVh5b45Hbus killing Ulfric Stormcloak with it at the end of the Legion questline]]]] look silly. Better song indeed!

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** Now try it when the [[CallingYourAttacks speech clip]] is substituted with [[{{Vocaloid}} [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Miku's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJiHd8UMtz0 voice]]. Which makes [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVh5b45Hbus killing Ulfric Stormcloak with it at the end of the Legion questline]]]] look silly. Better song indeed!
25th May '17 1:09:18 PM Digsu
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** Fort Dunstad also features a slightly subtler one: there's a tavern on its premises called [[AdjectiveAnimalAlehouse The Stumbling Sabrecat]] which has a sabrecat head mounted over the fireplace, with a wine bottle in its mouth. It helps that the head is slightly skewed to the side, which manages to make the long-dead cat look like it's drunk.
24th Apr '17 12:41:03 PM BossKey
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** The special Dwarven Centurion killcam has you going up to the giant steampunk robot and ''[[GroinAttack hitting it in the junk]]''.
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