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18th Sep '17 5:34:14 PM tsstevens
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* The Recorder Follower mod [[https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/3473200 XONE version)]] grants you a time displaced weeaboo chronicler who was sent to...[[ShapedLikeItself record]] the adventures of the Dragonborn. Brave, yet unskilled and just a little crazy, part of the humor comes from her referencing other RPGs such as singing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The Dawn Will Come and Sera Was Never.]]

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* The Recorder Follower mod [[https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/3473200 XONE (XONE version)]] grants you a time displaced weeaboo chronicler who was sent to...[[ShapedLikeItself record]] the adventures of the Dragonborn. Brave, yet unskilled and just a little crazy, part of the humor comes from her referencing other RPGs such as singing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The Dawn Will Come and Sera Was Never.]]
18th Sep '17 5:33:46 PM tsstevens
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* The Recorder Follower mod [[(https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/3473200 XONE version)]] grants you a time displaced weeaboo chronicler who was sent to...[[ShapedLikeItself record]] the adventures of the Dragonborn. Brave, yet unskilled and just a little crazy, part of the humor comes from her referencing other RPGs such as singing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The Dawn Will Come and Sera Was Never.]]

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* The Recorder Follower mod [[(https://bethesda.[[https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/3473200 XONE version)]] grants you a time displaced weeaboo chronicler who was sent to...[[ShapedLikeItself record]] the adventures of the Dragonborn. Brave, yet unskilled and just a little crazy, part of the humor comes from her referencing other RPGs such as singing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The Dawn Will Come and Sera Was Never.]]
18th Sep '17 5:33:12 PM tsstevens
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* The Recorder Follower mod [[(https://bethesda.net/en/mods/skyrim/mod-detail/3473200 XONE version)]] grants you a time displaced weeaboo chronicler who was sent to...[[ShapedLikeItself record]] the adventures of the Dragonborn. Brave, yet unskilled and just a little crazy, part of the humor comes from her referencing other RPGs such as singing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition The Dawn Will Come and Sera Was Never.]]
-->Hey, Dragonborn here! ''{{Beat}}'' [[SoMuchForStealth eheh heh heh, I just realized that was probably a horrible idea.]]
16th Sep '17 9:04:06 AM Digsu
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* [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/14308 Riverside Lodge]] comes complete with a sauna. Inside is a book called ''Traditional Nord Sauna'' which outlines the basic etiquette of using the facility, most of which is fairly sensible (and [[TruthInTelevision a fairly accurate portrayal of Scandinavian sauna etiquette in real life]]). However, one paragraph warns against yelling too loud [[LiteralAssKicking if you happen to get a sliver in your backside from the benches]], or your neighbors may think you're butchering a Horker "and will be looking for chops the next day, and right away be asking".
14th Sep '17 4:03:56 PM ChaoticQueen
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** The questgiver also explains that you need "[Pelagius'] hip bone" of all things in order to enter his mind, after which he gives said hip bone to you (actually shown as an entire pelvis in the inventory screen). [[NoodleImplements It's never explained why exactly you need the long-dead king's hip bone to enter his mind]], or why the questgiver was holding onto it in the first place, and after the quest is done, [[WeBuyAnything you can sell it.]] It's worth a decent amount of gold, too, which means that you apparently somehow manage to convince a merchant that the bone really was from a former High King of Skyrim.

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** The questgiver also explains that you need "[Pelagius'] hip bone" of all things in order to enter his mind, after which he gives said hip bone to you (actually shown as an entire pelvis in the inventory screen). [[NoodleImplements It's never explained why exactly you need the long-dead king's hip bone to enter his mind]], or why the questgiver was holding onto it in the first place, and after the quest is done, [[WeBuyAnything you can sell it.]] It's worth a decent amount of gold, too, which means that you apparently somehow manage to convince a merchant that the bone really was from a former High King emperor of Skyrim.Tamriel.
14th Sep '17 1:59:24 PM Digsu
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** A kill cam move for the Chaurus Hunters shows the Dragonborn dealing with it like you'd deal with a normal insect: by stomping on it with their foot. Granted, they do still finish the job by stabbing it in the head.
14th Sep '17 10:18:18 AM Digsu
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** The questgiver also explains that you need "[Pelagius'] hip bone" of all things in order to enter his mind, after which he gives said hip bone to you (actually shown as an entire pelvis in the inventory screen). [[NoodleImplements It's never explained why exactly you need the long-dead king's hip bone to enter his mind]], or why the questgiver was holding onto it in the first place, and after the quest is done, [[WeBuyAnything you can sell it.]] It's worth a decent amount of gold, too, which means that you apparently somehow manage to convince a merchant that the bone really was from a former High King of Skyrim.
12th Sep '17 2:27:06 AM tsstevens
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* Take Jordis, or any companion with the Young Lady voice, somewhere like Skybound Watch Pass, or Crovangr Cave, or some other NightmareFuel location and she will remark, "I don't like where this is going." ''[[SpiderSwarm You don't say?]]''
2nd Aug '17 2:40:50 AM Gorank
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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?" [[note]] this one is actually correct concerning TES worldbuilding.[[/note]]

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"Dreams are reality, and reality is really a dream?" [[note]] this [[note]]this one is actually correct concerning TES worldbuilding.[[/note]]
31st Jul '17 8:36:22 AM AcidicDinosaur
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* If you side with the Imperials during the Civil War, Ulfric will be executed in the Palace of Kings. Visiting the Palace after the fact, you'll find that his naked (if you chose to loot his body) corpse is still there. Doubly funny if you managed to execute him directly in front of the throne.
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