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9th Mar '17 3:49:30 AM cavenglok
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** To be fair, the subject of that quote is never clarified...
10th Feb '17 9:10:33 AM littlebeeper
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* If you've adopted two children, you can sometimes walk in on them exchanging VollyingInsults.

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* If you've adopted two children, you can sometimes walk in on them exchanging VollyingInsults.
VolleyingInsults.
6th Feb '17 6:29:20 PM Thunderchin
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*** Farengar Secret-Fire can send Hired Thugs after you, and they can even attack you **in Dragonsreach** of all places - where every guard, Irileth, Jarl Balgruf and even Farengar himself will come to your aid.
15th Jan '17 5:19:01 PM Lightning4119
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* With a little luck, a Dragonborn can kill a dragon with ''a knife and fork''. Not a knife as in one of the game's many {{BFS}} options, just a standard table knife. There are a few scattered throughout the game that can be equipped as weapons and are treated as daggers - [[ScratchDamage with a base damage of 1-2.]] But there's nothing like [[CherryTapping killing an Ancient Dragon with a table fork.]] Bonus points for puns about the Dragonborn eating the dragon's soul.
29th Dec '16 7:10:12 PM Akilah12902
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** Even more amusingly, people who played the Shivering Isles expansion of Oblivion will know that Greenmote is an actual substance--a FantasticDrug found only in the Isles. Wylandriah definitely seems like someone who would fit in in Mania.
25th Dec '16 11:14:01 AM BattleMaster
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* If you've adopted two children, you can sometimes walk in on them exchanging VollyingInsults.
23rd Dec '16 8:32:57 AM Gene0129
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"Screaming?"\\

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"Screaming?"\\[[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming "Screaming?"]]\\
21st Dec '16 5:57:11 PM BattleMaster
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* There's a quest to get a man a bottle of mead. Depending on your level, he can pay upward of 1500 gold to you for it. [[INeedAFreakingDrink Apparently, that man]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink really]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink needed a drink]].

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* There's a quest to get a man a bottle of mead. Depending on your level, he can pay upward of 1500 gold to you for it.it (compared to bounty hunting quests where the Jarl of a province will pay a whopping 300 gold to have you kill a dragon). [[INeedAFreakingDrink Apparently, that man]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink really]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink needed a drink]].
21st Dec '16 5:52:52 PM BattleMaster
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*** After killing the woman, town guards will start asking if you heard that the old lady who ran the orphanage in Riften was murdered, then speculate that the children there must be heartbroken.
17th Dec '16 11:36:27 PM ergeis
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