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5th Feb '16 10:11:46 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** A part of the quest, as alluded to above, involves stealing a goat you sold to Grok the Giant. While amusing, the real humor comes from not only running from an angry Giant but also [[BearsAreBadNews a bear]] and [[PantheraAwesomeSabre Cat]] [[AnimalsHateHim out for your blood]]. All of this over one goat.
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** A part of the quest, as alluded to above, involves stealing a goat you sold to Grok the Giant. While amusing, the real humor comes from not only running from an angry Giant but also [[BearsAreBadNews a bear]] and [[PantheraAwesomeSabre [[PantheraAwesome Sabre Cat]] [[AnimalsHateHim out for your blood]]. All of this over one goat.
5th Feb '16 10:11:27 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** A part of the quest, as alluded to above, involves stealing a goat you sold to Grok the Giant. While amusing, the real humor comes from not only running from an angry Giant but also [[BearsAreBadNews a bear]] and [[PantheraAwesomeSabre Cat]] [[AnimalsHateHim out for your blood]]. All of this over one goat.
24th Jan '16 10:05:16 PM Sonofstranger
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-->'''Dirge''': I think I have a some more of these padding my mattress. -->'''Hofgrir Horse-Crusher''': Had only Mara saved [[NoodleIncident that poor animal...]]
22nd Jan '16 4:14:57 PM BossKey
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** In a BlackComedy sense, Neloth's utter failure to give a shit about Varona's death. -->'''Neloth:''' Where's that lazy steward of mine? Varona! No, wait, she's dead. Drovas!

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* Cindiri Arano, the wife of Raven Rock's second councilor, gives you a quest to retrieve a valuable family heirloom from a shipwreck. Which turns out to be [[spoiler:a signed copy of ''The Lusty Argonian Maid'']].
12th Jan '16 1:53:15 AM Vir
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* One rare glitch, is if you have Barbas as a follower, he'll randomly attack [=NPCs=] in Dragonsbridge. This includes Clinton (a kid), and seeing as Barbas and Clinton are both invincible, Barbas will chase him forever.
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* One rare glitch, is if you have Barbas as a follower, he'll randomly attack [=NPCs=] in Dragonsbridge.Dragon Bridge. This includes Clinton (a kid), and seeing as Barbas and Clinton are both invincible, Barbas will chase him forever.
12th Jan '16 1:44:44 AM Vir
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* The "Throw Voice" shout lets the player throw his/her voice somewhere as a distraction. This also provides the only voice-acted lines from the Dovahkiin (other than grunts and Dragon Shouts), most of which are insults like "Hey, skeever butt!" and "Hey, melon nose!" Made even funnier if you imagine the context in certain situations; e.g. a Draugr is wandering around a crypt when suddenly he hears, "You're ugly!" and immediately rushes to the source of the sound with homicidal intent. He may be a reanimated shambling corpse of a long-dead dragon cultist who now resembles a mummified skeleton with rotting flesh, but, by the Nine, [[BerserkButton nobody calls him ugly]]!
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* The "Throw Voice" shout lets the player throw his/her their voice somewhere as a distraction. This also provides the only voice-acted lines from the Dovahkiin (other than grunts and Dragon Shouts), most of which are insults like "Hey, skeever butt!" and "Hey, melon nose!" Made even funnier if you imagine the context in certain situations; e.g. a Draugr is wandering around a crypt when suddenly he hears, "You're ugly!" and immediately rushes to the source of the sound with homicidal intent. He may be a reanimated shambling corpse of a long-dead dragon cultist who now resembles a mummified skeleton with rotting flesh, but, by the Nine, [[BerserkButton nobody calls him ugly]]!

* One series of mini-quests involves helping Neloth with his experiments. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SecaObj61n8 In one such experiment]], he casts a spell on the Dragonborn which is supposed to create an "eighth silence". The screen goes black and you can hear Neloth arguing with his assistant. It quickly becomes clear that the Dragonborn is blind because [[EyeScream his/her eyes were replaced with tentacles]].
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* One series of mini-quests involves helping Neloth with his experiments. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SecaObj61n8 In one such experiment]], he casts a spell on the Dragonborn which is supposed to create an "eighth silence". The screen goes black and you can hear Neloth arguing with his assistant. It quickly becomes clear that the Dragonborn is blind because [[EyeScream his/her their eyes were replaced with tentacles]].
10th Jan '16 7:10:51 AM Vir
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* One FetchQuest in Markath has the local alchemist hire you to deliver a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Stallion's Potion]] to the elderly Steward Raerek. When you deliver it to him, the embarrassed Raerek thanks you and gives you a ''750'' gold tip for your discretion.
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* One FetchQuest in Markath Markarth has the local alchemist hire you to deliver a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Stallion's Potion]] to the elderly Steward Raerek. When you deliver it to him, the embarrassed Raerek thanks you and gives you a ''750'' gold tip for your discretion.
10th Jan '16 7:03:53 AM Vir
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** If you do this with a Forsworn Briar-Heart's briar heart, the resulting theft [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything makes them drop dead.]] That's not the end of the story. You might be ambushed by some uncouth louts at a later date, who were hired ''by the Briar-Heart that got his heart pick-pocketed''. He apparently got up, hired those momentary distractions, then dropped dead again. As far as the game is concerned, it counts as a theft.
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** If you do this with a Forsworn Briar-Heart's briar heart, the resulting theft [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight makes them drop dead.]] That's not the end of the story. You might be ambushed by some uncouth louts at a later date, who were hired ''by the Briar-Heart that got his heart pick-pocketed''. He apparently got up, hired those momentary distractions, then dropped dead again. As far as the game is concerned, it counts as a theft.

* If you jump onto a bed in Old Hroldan Inn, that super-serious, adultlike boy may comment, "''I'm'' [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything not allowed to climb on the furniture."]]
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* If you jump onto a bed in Old Hroldan Inn, that super-serious, adultlike boy may comment, "''I'm'' [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight not allowed to climb on the furniture."]]

** And lastly, if you've really had enough of it, it's even possible to send it back out into space, with the help of a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vToxMCegB4k giant's]] [[HomeRunHitter special talents]]. It even goes {{Squee}} [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything (complete with Doppler Effect) once it's been sent flying]].
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** And lastly, if you've really had enough of it, it's even possible to send it back out into space, with the help of a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vToxMCegB4k giant's]] [[HomeRunHitter special talents]]. It even goes {{Squee}} [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight (complete with Doppler Effect) once it's been sent flying]].

* [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/40960/ Inigo]], a fully voiced Khajiit follower who is equal parts snarky, insane, and hilarious, due to TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything. The mod creator wrote literally thousands of lines for him in response to nearly everything in the game, including location, equipment, weather conditions, the equipment you give him and even what creatures you've summoned. The 2.0 update adds more of these lines, as well as a questline that is equal parts hilarious and [[StalkerWithoutACrush disturbing]].
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* [[http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/40960/ Inigo]], a fully voiced Khajiit follower who is equal parts snarky, insane, and hilarious, due to TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything.DevelopersForesight. The mod creator wrote literally thousands of lines for him in response to nearly everything in the game, including location, equipment, weather conditions, the equipment you give him and even what creatures you've summoned. The 2.0 update adds more of these lines, as well as a questline that is equal parts hilarious and [[StalkerWithoutACrush disturbing]].
4th Jan '16 8:30:01 AM Viira
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* In the Stormcloak side of the Civil War questline, this troper found the dialogue option when you return the Jagged Crown pretty funny. The idea of your character ''skipping'' up to Ulfric Stormcloak, brandishing an ancient artifact, and cheerfully informing him that he owes his friend a drink, is just amusing.
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* In the Stormcloak side of the Civil War questline, this troper found the dialogue option when you return the Jagged Crown pretty funny.Crown. The idea of your character ''skipping'' up to Ulfric Stormcloak, brandishing an ancient artifact, and cheerfully informing him that he owes his friend a drink, is just amusing.
27th Dec '15 6:34:40 PM BlacklightOperator
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* In the Stormcloak side of the Civil War questline, this troper found the dialogue option when you return the Jagged Crown pretty funny. The idea of your character ''skipping'' up to Ulfric Stormcloak, brandishing an ancient artifact, and cheerfully informing him that he owes his friend a drink, is just amusing. --> Dragonborn: Here's the Jagged Crown. I believe you owe Galmar a drink?
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