History Funny / TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland

24th Aug '16 10:38:08 AM Chariset
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* The fact that Stan has somehow managed to have business cards laminated despite having been locked in a coffin.

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* The Stan the Used Casket Salesman? Funny. Stan the ''Life Insurance'' Salesman? Priceless.
** Stan casually {{Hand Wave}}s the
fact that Stan he has somehow managed to have get business cards laminated despite having been locked printed up while ''locked in a coffin.coffin'' for some indefinite period.



-->'''Xima:''' *gasps and spins around* Then the prophecies have come true!

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-->'''Xima:''' *gasps and spins around* Then the prophecies have come are true!



* When entering Skull Island, Guybrush has the option of saying the out of nowhere line to King Andre: "Your EvilPlan will never work." Andre's reply: "But it is flawless. A series of carefully placed charges throughout Blood Island, all controlled by a series of satellites in Geo-sycnronis orbit, and only one man has the master switch. I am that man, Mr. Threepwood, and I --" and by that point he's cut off by Cruff, who has been trying to get him to not blurt out his EvilPlan for no reason the whole time.

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** Not to mention that he initially misreads her name as "Madame Eczema."
* When entering Skull Island, Guybrush has the option of saying the out of nowhere out-of-nowhere line to King Andre: "Your EvilPlan will never work." Andre's reply: "But it is flawless. A series of carefully placed charges throughout Blood Island, all controlled by a series of satellites in Geo-sycnronis orbit, and only one man has the master switch. I am that man, Mr. Threepwood, and I --" and by that point he's cut off by Cruff, who has been trying to get him to not blurt out his EvilPlan for no reason the whole time.



--> '''Wally:''' I'm hoping it'll take root if i don't wash it for a while!

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--> '''Wally:''' I'm hoping it'll take root if i I don't wash it for a while!
3rd Jul '16 12:23:14 PM BountyBeast
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**** Cue FryingPanOfDoom.
3rd Jul '16 12:19:12 PM BountyBeast
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* The convenient vine hanging next to the quicksand pit is called, according to [[RunningJoke the tourist information sign]], "Salvation Vine (''Liana deusexmachina'')".

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* The convenient vine hanging next to the quicksand pit is called, according to [[RunningJoke the tourist information sign]], "Salvation Vine (''Liana deusexmachina'')".(''Arborealis Deusexmachinas'')".
22nd Dec '15 8:59:03 AM Nyao
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*** "Well, yer not takin' me without a fight!"
31st Aug '15 5:20:45 PM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* The convenient vine hanging next to the quicksand pit is called, according to [[RunningJoke the tourist information sign]], "salvation vine (''Liana deusexmachina'')".

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* The convenient vine hanging next to the quicksand pit is called, according to [[RunningJoke the tourist information sign]], "salvation vine "Salvation Vine (''Liana deusexmachina'')".
31st Aug '15 5:20:07 PM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* The convenient vine hanging next to the quicksand pit is called, according to [[RunningJoke the tourist information sign]], "salvation vine (''Liana deusexmachina'')".
3rd Jun '15 11:44:33 PM WingDairu
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* Reading the tourist information sign next to the thorny plant in the quicksand pit reveals it to be a Papapishu bush, the name coming from a native word meaning "yowch". From that point on, any time any character would utter the word "yowch" in regular dialogue, they will instead exclaim "papapishu!"
24th Apr '15 10:34:33 AM BountyBeast
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* Cutthroat Bill tells you a story about his former captain, who had the ability to [[SuperSenses sense treasure.]] They sailed out of Plunder Island without a map, and spent several weeks going in circles, until the captain realized that the crew's gold coins, earrings and belt buckles were distracting him. He told his crew to throw all of their loot into the ocean. They continued sailing for two years without any luck, but when they returned to Plunder Island, they finally found treasure right off the coast. It was a pile of gold coins, earrings and belt buckles.
12th Apr '15 12:11:18 PM BountyBeast
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''(He collapses.)''
* Guybrush's "death".

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''(He collapses.)''
* Guybrush's "death".
chokes and falls to the floor with a thud.)''



--> '''Guybrush:''' Oooh, [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes porcelain...]]
* Trying to cross the Brimstone Beach, then watching Guybrush skip back into the shade while crying "Aah!" "Ouch!" "Hot!".

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--> '''Guybrush:''' Oooh, [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Oooh,]] [[AbsurdPhobia porcelain...]]
* Trying to cross the [[AgonyOfTheFeet Brimstone Beach, Beach]], then watching Guybrush skip back into the shade while crying "Aah!" "Ouch!" "Hot!".
14th Mar '15 12:54:54 AM BountyBeast
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* Trying to cross the Brimstone Beach, then watching Guybrush skip back into the shade while crying "Aah!" "Ouch!" "Hot!".
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