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3rd Jun '17 1:50:46 PM Qicetrini
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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]](The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age)[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.

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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man man.[[note]](The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age)[[/note]]. age)[[/note]] The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.
3rd Jun '17 1:49:43 PM Qicetrini
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--->'''Randa:''' We both got off lucky compared to our brother, Bisquick.

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--->'''Randa:''' We were both got off lucky compared to our brother, Brother Bisquick.
2nd Jun '17 12:29:01 PM JepMasta
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* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible".

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* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible". Bonus points for the fact that he gets repeatedly kicked in the stomach by a ballerina, and his cries of pain are in tune to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from "The Nutcracker."
31st May '17 1:28:23 PM ironballs16
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* Jay and Marty being caught in the middle of the "international food fight". The french kids immediatly surrender after getting hit with some stray food.

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* Jay and Marty being caught in the middle of the "international food fight". [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys The french French kids immediatly immediately surrender after getting hit with some stray food.food]].
31st May '17 1:20:25 PM ironballs16
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** Another call Jay receives is from his InnerChild... who's in the middle of a crime-spree.

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** Another call Jay receives is from his InnerChild..."Inner Child"... who's in the middle of a crime-spree.
31st May '17 1:20:09 PM ironballs16
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** Another call Jay receives is from his InnerChild... who's in the middle of a crime-spree.
27th May '17 1:51:18 PM Materioptikon
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* Jays mother Elenour talks about the difficulties she has with making friends, and that the last friend she had was her old chaffeur, who turns out to be Holt from ''Film/DrivingMissDaisy'', except Holt quickly gets sick of her.

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* Jays mother Elenour Eleanor talks about the difficulties she has with making friends, and that the last friend she had was her old chaffeur, who turns out to be Holt from ''Film/DrivingMissDaisy'', except Holt quickly gets sick of her.



--> '''Elenour''': ''(end of flashback)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He was my best friend...]]

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--> '''Elenour''': '''Eleanor''': ''(end of flashback)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He was my best friend...]]
27th May '17 6:41:12 AM Hallwings
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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]]The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.

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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]]The [[note]](The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age[[/note]].age)[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.



--->'''Jeremy:''' So you're the nine liberal judges who outlawed unreasonable search and seizure.[[note]]Of course, the actual law is one of the original Bill of Rights.[[/note]]\\

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--->'''Jeremy:''' So you're the nine liberal judges who outlawed unreasonable search and seizure.[[note]]Of [[note]](Of course, the actual law is one of the original Bill of Rights.[[/note]]\\)[[/note]]\\
10th May '17 1:48:01 PM ironballs16
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--->'''Duke:''' I'm Duke Phillips, and from now on I'm speaking my own mind. First, I'll tell you what I'm really gonna do as president. I'll run this country like I run my company. I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the ocean, and sell our best assets to the Japanese.\\

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--->'''Duke:''' I'm Duke Phillips, and from now on I'm speaking my own mind. First, I'll tell you what I'm really gonna do as president. [[ExactWords I'll run this country like I run my company. company]]. [[CorruptCorporateExecutive I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the ocean, and sell our best assets to the Japanese.Japanese]].\\
10th May '17 1:39:37 PM ironballs16
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CgidgNnrM#t=181 The opening scene]] from Soft Copy's look back at the start of Siskel and Ebert's careers. Two kids are watching the original [[Series/TheMickeyMouseClub Mickey Mouse Club]].

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** Prior to this, we had the brief RunningGag of Jay tracking them down with a creepy "Hi, guyyyyy!", including both a jet and "The Birth of Venus".
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[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CgidgNnrM#t=181 The opening scene]] from Soft Copy's look back at the start of Siskel and Ebert's careers. Two kids are watching the original [[Series/TheMickeyMouseClub Mickey Mouse Club]].
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