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22nd Jul '16 1:47:24 PM speedyboris
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* In the ninth webisode, the parody of ''Theatre/DeathOfASalesman'' with the cast of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':

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* In the ninth webisode, Jay and Jennifer see a Broadway play called ''Copenhagen'', a "riveting drama based on the laws of subatomic physics." Cue the show, where one of the actors says "It is ''impossible'' to simultaneously determine the momentum and position of an electron!" Everyone in the audience is asleep.
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parody of ''Theatre/DeathOfASalesman'' with the cast of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':
21st Jul '16 7:46:58 AM speedyboris
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* In the eighth webisode, Jennifer shows Jay her bedroom, which has her children sleeping in it. Jay asks the viewers at home to vote on what he should do next: "Run like hell", "Tell her I love her", or "Have sex with her anyway, wear two condoms, double-bagged for ''my'' protection". The votes come in: 93% voted for sex. Typical internet.

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* In the eighth webisode, Jay tells Jennifer that New York is a lot nicer than it used to be. To prove his point, a mugger approaches and congenially asks for Jay's wallet. Jay gives it to him, and the mugger asks, "Would you like a receipt?"
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Jennifer shows Jay her bedroom, which has her children sleeping in it. Jay asks the viewers at home to vote on what he should do next: "Run like hell", "Tell her I love her", or "Have sex with her anyway, wear two condoms, double-bagged for ''my'' protection". The votes come in: 93% voted for sex. Typical internet.
21st Jul '16 7:40:22 AM speedyboris
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* Duke claims that anybody could do Jay's job, and points to various crew members. Doris pipes up:
--> '''Doris''': Or ''me''?\\
'''Duke''': No, not ''you''.\\
'''Doris''': ''(annoyed, goes back to reading the newspaper)'' Kiss my surprisingly firm butt.
21st Jul '16 7:34:17 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Jay''': [[BlatantLies There's Holly Hunter talking to Marley Matlin]]... [[{{Pun}} Keep it down, you two!]]

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--> '''Jay''': [[BlatantLies There's Holly Hunter talking to Marley Marlee Matlin]]... [[{{Pun}} Keep it down, you two!]]
20th Jul '16 1:55:28 PM speedyboris
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** The hunky grocery delivery man comes onto Eleanor by "accidentally" ripping off his shirt and slathering oil all over his bare chest. She's [[NotDistractedByTheSexy not phased]], though.
** Eleanor is depressed, so Franklin goes to [[Series/HomeImprovement Wilson]] for advice. However, "Wilson" is just a scarecrow with a frog perched on its shoulder, so Franklin takes its advice to mean that he should convince his wife to "Rivet, rivet, rivet." Cut to Eleanor high on a construction site riveting into a girder:

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** * The hunky grocery delivery man comes onto Eleanor by "accidentally" ripping off his shirt and slathering oil all over his bare chest. She's [[NotDistractedByTheSexy not phased]], though.
** * Eleanor is depressed, so Franklin goes to [[Series/HomeImprovement Wilson]] for advice. However, "Wilson" is just a scarecrow with a frog perched on its shoulder, so Franklin takes its advice to mean that he should convince his wife to "Rivet, rivet, rivet." Cut to Eleanor high on a construction site riveting into a girder:



** Jay even closes the episode with, "Goodnight, ''Critic'' fans. And a special goodnight to those of you just tuning in for ''Home Improvement''." (At the time, this show was that show's lead-in.)

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** * Jay even closes the episode with, "Goodnight, ''Critic'' fans. And a special goodnight to those of you just tuning in for ''Home Improvement''." (At the time, this show was that show's lead-in.)



** Jay's nightmare of being attacked by his ever-growing dog, which starts off as a parody of ''Film/JurassicPark''.

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** * Jay's nightmare of being attacked by his ever-growing dog, which starts off as a parody of ''Film/JurassicPark''.



** Franklin speaks to an oversized plush doll of Eleanor's book character The Fat Little Pig, thinking it's Jay.

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** * Franklin speaks to an oversized plush doll of Eleanor's book character The Fat Little Pig, thinking it's Jay.



** When everyone realizes the pig is an expy of Jay, Duke shouts, [[Film/{{Deliverance}} "Make him SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALLL!!"]]
** Eleanor getting her idea from Jay singing in the fridge

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** * When everyone realizes the pig is an expy of Jay, Duke shouts, [[Film/{{Deliverance}} "Make him SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALLL!!"]]
** * Eleanor getting her idea from Jay singing in the fridge



** Jays mother Elenour talks about the difficulties she has with making friends, and that the last friend she had was her old chaffeur, who turns out to be Holt from ''Film/DrivingMissDaisy'', except Holt quickly gets sick of her.

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** * Jays mother Elenour talks about the difficulties she has with making friends, and that the last friend she had was her old chaffeur, who turns out to be Holt from ''Film/DrivingMissDaisy'', except Holt quickly gets sick of her.
20th Jul '16 8:17:27 AM speedyboris
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* Jay accompanies Marty to his school, and asks Doris to make him presentable. Instead, she paints "I love farm animals" on the back of his head. When he gets to school, all the kids are making animal noises to him, including Principal Mangosuthu.
--> '''Jay''': Principal Mangosuthu, do you know what's gotten into these kids?\\
'''Principal Mangosuthu''': I have no idea. ''(sees the back of his head)'' Cock-a-doodle-doo! [[CatchPhrase HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!]]



** Also funny is Principal Mangosuthu's reaction: "A flaming horse's patoot!"



'''Stockdale:''' Grrrrridlock! ''(cut to the two stuck in traffic)

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'''Stockdale:''' Grrrrridlock! ''(cut to the two stuck in traffic)traffic)''
19th Jul '16 2:01:14 PM speedyboris
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* After a clip from ''Film/ForrestGump 2'', Jay remarks how he loved the free shrimp given out at the premiere. He then wolfs down a bucket of shrimp while saying "ACHUM!" over and over. But he realizes he's allergic to shrimp, and his head instantly puffs up.
--> '''Jay''': Make up!
19th Jul '16 11:08:26 AM speedyboris
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* The seventh webisode had a parody of ''Film/CastAway'', with Creator/TomHanks burning his numerous Oscars to keep warm, and eating some of them, too.


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* The tenth webisode: The revised version of ''Film/PearlHarbor'' for Japanese audiences:
--> '''General''': They [the U.S.] may win the war, but they can never match our fuel-efficient cars, and state-of-the-art stereo equipment! ''(he and his soldiers laugh, as "Toyota: What a Feeling!" flashes on the screen)''
19th Jul '16 10:20:30 AM speedyboris
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* In the fourth webisode, Jay complains that he was out of work from 1995 to 2000, so he missed out on criticizing numerous films, such as ''Film/TheSixthSense''.
--> '''Jay''': "I see dead people"; are we supposed to believe that?\\
''(the ghosts of Creator/JohnWayne and Walter Brennan appear behind him)''\\
'''John Wayne''': Say, 4x4, are you gonna finish those fries?\\
'''Jay''': Yes!\\
'''Walter Brennan''': Eh, come on, Duke, we can always bum some food off of Creator/ShirleyMacLaine.\\
'''John Wayne''': Yeah, but then you have to listen to her.
19th Jul '16 10:13:33 AM speedyboris
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** "Oh Jay, you bitch! It's the internet. I can say "bitch"!"
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