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2nd Dec '16 12:50:49 PM Qicetrini
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* At another school, Alice and Penny sees that kids are being forced into manual labor.
-->'''Boy:''' Sir, have we made enough ''Simpsons'' merchandise yet?\\
'''Instructor:''' NEVER!
2nd Dec '16 12:48:49 PM Qicetrini
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-->'''Bond:''' Thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\

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-->'''Bond:''' Thanks Well darling, thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\
6th Nov '16 8:04:23 PM SpideyTerry
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* At the event honoring Eleanor's book, the crowd spots Jay and begins harassing him over the comparison to the main character.
-->'''Jay:''' I am not a pig; I am a human being! And I have feelings, too. And if you think about it, I bet there's a scared, fat little pig inside each of you.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Man:''' Get him for showing us the truth about ourselves!


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* At another school, Alice and Penny sees that kids are being forced into manual labor.
-->'''Boy:''' Sir, have we made enough ''Simpsons'' merchandise yet?\\
'''Instructor:''' NEVER!
* Alice takes Penny to a more fancy preschool and is immediately rejected. Jay proves unable to help, so he goes to Duke, who quickly starts making demands.
-->'''Duke:''' I'm Duke Phillips, and I want you to put this little girl in your school pronto!\\
'''Mr. Jordell:''' Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Leghorn, but we don't have an opening.\\
'''Jay:''' You know what he's saying, Duke? He's saying that you can't get the daughter of the assistant to one of your most expendable employees into this preschool.\\
'''Duke:''' Is that a compliment or an insult?\\
'''Jay:''' An insult.\\
'''Duke:''' ''[Mr. Jordell]'' I've never been so insulted in my life!
* ''D.T.: The Drunken Terrestrial''.
-->'''Kid:''' D.T., I don't think we should do this right now.\\
'''D.T.:''' I fly better when I've had a few! ''[falls out of the bike's basket and hits the ground]'' Ow...
* The new politically correct version of James Bond in ''On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service''.
-->'''Bond:''' Thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\
''[A gay, blind midget assassin enters]''\\
'''Assassin:''' Die, Bond! Die!\\
'''Bond:''' Uh, Mr. Bond is next door.\\
'''Assassin:''' Oh, silly me.
20th Oct '16 10:07:39 PM Materioptikon
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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both falling)''

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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both falling)''fall further)''
20th Oct '16 10:07:29 PM Materioptikon
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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both keep on falling)''

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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both keep on falling)''



-->'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!

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-->'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!creampuff! ''(Cue more floor cracking)''
29th Sep '16 7:00:40 PM Materioptikon
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** By the by, when Jay knocks out Humphrey, the kids are overjoyed and escape the studio.
29th Sep '16 6:52:55 PM Materioptikon
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-->'''Duke''': Jay, you've become an embarrassment to this network. And wipe that silly smile off your face! (Jay shuffles so the cartoon's frowning) You have to lose weight.

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-->'''Duke''': Jay, you've become an embarrassment to this network. And wipe that silly smile off your face! (Jay ''(Jay shuffles so the cartoon's frowning) frowning)'' You have to lose weight.
29th Sep '16 6:52:43 PM Materioptikon
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29th Sep '16 6:52:21 PM Materioptikon
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-->(Doris draws a crude cartoon on Jay's butt. A photographer enters)

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-->(Doris -->''(Doris draws a crude cartoon on Jay's butt. A photographer enters)enters)''
29th Sep '16 6:51:57 PM Materioptikon
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'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!

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'''Limbaugh''': -->'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!
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