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20th Jun '18 8:34:26 AM speedyboris
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* Franklin's line: "You know, I was a model prisoner. Modeled ''lingerie'', mostly."
28th May '18 1:33:42 AM Hjortron18
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* Jay and his trucker pals see ''Ultimate Force'', which isn't an action movie like they thought, but a boring science documentary hosted by an {{Expy}} of UsefulNotes/StephenHawking.

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* Jay and his trucker pals see ''Ultimate Force'', which isn't an action movie like they thought, but a boring science documentary hosted by an {{Expy}} of UsefulNotes/StephenHawking.Creator/StephenHawking.
22nd Apr '18 4:37:00 PM Erin582
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* Jay is at a newsstand when he sees a tabloid paper featuring a false headline about him and Eleanor:
-->"'Critic Jay Sherman Bludgeons Mother With A Bible'? Oh, come on! Who would believe such a thing like--''*spotting a sub-headline and reading with excitement*'' Wow! [[HypocriticalHumor 'Delta Burke Really A Man'!"]]
** He then sees across the street a congregation of two different groups: one for "Mothers Against Drunk Drivers" and the other for "Mothers Against Jay Sherman". Even better, the latter group is ''bigger'' than the other one.
-->'''Female protester:''' [[ShoutOut Whoomp, there he is! Whoomp, there he is!]]
6th Mar '18 1:51:45 AM AmuckCricetine
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* When Jay is talking about his job to Marty's class, one of the Mexican students mentions that in Mexico, Jays behavior frightens the viewers, so the network has added a disclaimer that Jay has escaped from a mental hospital. This becomes a brick joke later on when Jay goes to Mexico so he can fly to Cuba and is spotted by a bystander.

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* When Jay is talking about his job to Marty's class, one of the Mexican students mentions that in Mexico, Jays Jay's behavior frightens the viewers, so the network has added a disclaimer that Jay has escaped from a mental hospital. This becomes a brick joke later on when Jay goes to Mexico so he can fly to Cuba and is spotted by a bystander.



* Jay taking Marty and his date to what he thinks is a pretentious French film called ''The Red Balloon'', only to find out that its a Hollywood-style action sequel to the original.

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* Jay taking Marty and his date to what he thinks is a pretentious French film called ''The Red Balloon'', ''Film/TheRedBalloon'', only to find out that its a Hollywood-style action sequel to the original.
19th Feb '18 11:28:22 AM AmuckCricetine
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* Jay reviews ''Rabbi, P.I'', starring Ahnold. The movie is about a cop who goes undercover as a rabbi.

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* Jay reviews ''Rabbi, P.I'', starring Ahnold.Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger. The movie is about a cop who goes undercover as a rabbi.



* When Jay is talking about his job to Martys class, one of the Mexican students mentions that in Mexico, Jays behavior frightens the viewers, so the network has added a disclaimer that Jay has escaped from a mental hospital. This becomes a brick joke later on when Jay goes to Mexico so he can fly to Cuba and is spotted by a bystander.

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* When Jay is talking about his job to Martys Marty's class, one of the Mexican students mentions that in Mexico, Jays behavior frightens the viewers, so the network has added a disclaimer that Jay has escaped from a mental hospital. This becomes a brick joke later on when Jay goes to Mexico so he can fly to Cuba and is spotted by a bystander.



* Jay taking Marty and his date to what he thinks is a pretentious french film called ''The Red Balloon'', only to find out that its a Hollywood-style action sequel to the original.

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* Jay taking Marty and his date to what he thinks is a pretentious french French film called ''The Red Balloon'', only to find out that its a Hollywood-style action sequel to the original.



* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible". Bonus points for the fact that he gets repeatedly kicked in the stomach by a ballerina, and his cries of pain are in tune to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from "The Nutcracker."

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* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible". Bonus points for the fact that he gets repeatedly kicked in the stomach by a ballerina, and his cries of pain are in tune to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from "The Nutcracker."''Theatre/TheNutcracker''.



'''William Shatner:''' Hello, I'm... William Shatner, and this... is... ''Celebrity Autopsy''.\\

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'''William Shatner:''' Hello, I'm... William Shatner, Creator/WilliamShatner, and this... is... ''Celebrity Autopsy''.\\



* Apparently the original Ghostchasers films didn't do very well in Italy. Turns out that's because they, for some reason, translated the title to "Your Mother Has a Hairy Back"

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* Apparently the original Ghostchasers ''Ghostchasers'' films didn't do very well in Italy. Turns out that's because they, for some reason, translated the title to "Your Mother Has a Hairy Back"



-->'''Richard Attenborough:''' You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!\\

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-->'''Richard Attenborough:''' -->'''John Hammond:''' You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!\\



** And how does Duke get out of having to pay this? Jay's GoofyPrintUnderwear (in this case, "Film/RearWindow").

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** And how does Duke get out of having to pay this? Jay's GoofyPrintUnderwear (in this case, "Film/RearWindow").''Film/RearWindow'').



* Jay and his trucker pals see ''Ultimate Force'', which isn't an action movie like they thought, but a boring science documentary hosted by an {{Expy}} of Stephen Hawking.

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* Jay and his trucker pals see ''Ultimate Force'', which isn't an action movie like they thought, but a boring science documentary hosted by an {{Expy}} of Stephen Hawking.UsefulNotes/StephenHawking.



--> '''Fairy:''' Whoo, I just flew in from San Francisco, and boy, are my Judy Garland records tired. ''(morphs into judge)'' For ''shame'' you befouling the child's cartoon with evil thoughts! ''(morphs into Spock)'' Captain, I'm getting some evil thoughts. ''(splits into Captain Kirk)'' Evil thoughts? Spock, get that tribble out of your pants!

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--> '''Fairy:''' Whoo, I just flew in from San Francisco, and boy, are my Judy Garland Creator/JudyGarland records tired. ''(morphs into judge)'' For ''shame'' you befouling the child's cartoon with evil thoughts! ''(morphs into Spock)'' Captain, I'm getting some evil thoughts. ''(splits into Captain Kirk)'' Evil thoughts? Spock, get that tribble out of your pants!



'''Brando:''' No I'm not. I don't do comedy. Not since ''The Freshman'', that piece of crap. I don't know what I was thinking making that picture, let me tell ya.

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'''Brando:''' No I'm not. I don't do comedy. Not since ''The Freshman'', ''Film/TheFreshman'', that piece of crap. I don't know what I was thinking making that picture, let me tell ya.



* From ''[[Film/AFewGoodMen A Few More Good Men]]'', starring Christian Slater and William Devane:

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* From ''[[Film/AFewGoodMen A Few More Good Men]]'', starring Christian Slater Creator/ChristianSlater and William Devane:Creator/WilliamDevane:



'''Jack Nicholson (as Jessup):''' You can't handle the truth!\\

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'''Jack Nicholson '''Creator/JackNicholson (as Jessup):''' You can't handle the truth!\\



'''Humphrey:''' Hey, Madonna!\\

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'''Humphrey:''' Hey, Madonna!\\Music/{{Madonna}}!\\



--> '''Reviewer''': Tim Allen gives that same likable performance we always love, once again proving Disney Pictures have the magic touch that [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars may not win awards]], but keep America smiling. How was that?\\

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--> '''Reviewer''': Tim Allen Creator/TimAllen gives that same likable performance we always love, once again proving Disney Pictures have the magic touch that [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars may not win awards]], but keep America smiling. How was that?\\



--> '''Keanu Reeves:''' Space, big deal!\\
'''Patrick Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!\\

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--> '''Keanu Reeves:''' '''Creator/KeanuReeves:''' Space, big deal!\\
'''Patrick Stewart:''' '''Captain Picard:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!\\



'''William Shatner:''' Will you ''please'' try and stay in character?!

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'''William Shatner:''' '''Captain Kirk:''' Will you ''please'' try and stay in character?!
12th Jan '18 9:55:54 AM Piterpicher
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* Duke tries to get Jay to wear a {{Webster}} shirt during the marathon in return for sponsorship.

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* Duke tries to get Jay to wear a {{Webster}} Series/{{Webster}} shirt during the marathon in return for sponsorship.
10th Jan '18 1:11:04 AM SeptimusHeap
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** The fact that Welles is played by MauriceLamarche in his [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Brain]] voice makes the whole thing a thousand times funnier.

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** The fact that Welles is played by MauriceLamarche Creator/MauriceLaMarche in his [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Brain]] voice makes the whole thing a thousand times funnier.
3rd Jan '18 6:19:28 AM Cryoclaste
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* The third {{Webisode}} had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuqk6QsHbI a genuinely funny bit]] of [[{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] being outed by Jay, and when his sexy makeup lady walks out on him, Pikachu returns and ''hits'' on Jay.

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* The third {{Webisode}} had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuqk6QsHbI a genuinely funny bit]] of [[{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] being outed by Jay, and when his sexy makeup lady walks out on him, Pikachu returns and ''hits'' on Jay.
16th Dec '17 2:38:20 PM Malady
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--> '''Film:''' Shows various clips and segments from famous movies, including ''TheSeventhSeal'', ''TheBattleshipPotemkin'' and ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

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--> '''Film:''' Shows various clips and segments from famous movies, including ''TheSeventhSeal'', ''TheBattleshipPotemkin'' ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'', ''Film/TheBattleshipPotemkin'' and ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
23rd Nov '17 4:46:24 AM RedScharlach
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--> '''Woman:''' ''(dials phone)'' Hello, police? Yes, I dont think its a man, I think its a bear that likes key lime pie!
--> '''Jay:''' Uh-oh, we dont have much time son, you better ask that girl out.

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--> '''Woman:''' ''(dials phone)'' Hello, police? Yes, I dont don't think its it's a man, I think its it's a bear that likes key lime pie!
--> '''Jay:''' Uh-oh, we dont don't have much time son, you better ask that girl out.



--->'''Jay:''' ''(dancing in a disco, complete with a 70s polyester suit)'' I'm a maniac, maaaaniaaaac on the floor! And I'm dancing like I never danced before! ''(he accidently stomps through the glass floor, losing his shoe in the process, then turns to an attractive woman, showing off his Pultizer hanging around his neck in a chain)'' Hello baby! You know what this is?\\

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--->'''Jay:''' ''(dancing in a disco, complete with a 70s polyester suit)'' I'm a maniac, maaaaniaaaac on the floor! And I'm dancing like I never danced before! ''(he accidently accidentally stomps through the glass floor, losing his shoe in the process, then turns to an attractive woman, showing off his Pultizer hanging around his neck in a chain)'' Hello baby! You know what this is?\\



--> '''Doris:''' Dont sweat it honey, I've seen it take over stronger men than you.

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--> '''Doris:''' Dont Don't sweat it honey, I've seen it take over stronger men than you.



* Apparently the original Ghostchasers films didnt do very well in Italy. Turns out thats because they, for some reason, translated the title to "Your Mother Has a Hairy Back"
--> *angry italians riot and attack the theater*

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* Apparently the original Ghostchasers films didnt didn't do very well in Italy. Turns out thats that's because they, for some reason, translated the title to "Your Mother Has a Hairy Back"
--> *angry italians Italians riot and attack the theater*



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QsaerU7kgI Duke's kaledoscope vision.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QsaerU7kgI Duke's kaledoscope kaleidoscope vision.]]



* Duke promised to pay $100 to anyone Jay couldn't make laugh within a month ... and a legion shows up at Duke's building to collect, including Jay's parents.

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* Duke promised to pay $100 to anyone Jay couldn't make laugh within a month ...month... and a legion shows up at Duke's building to collect, including Jay's parents.
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