History Funny / TheCritic

1st Sep '17 3:00:04 PM FF32
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'''Patrick Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!\\

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'''Patrick Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!\\
7th Aug '17 1:46:07 PM ironballs16
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'''Duke:''' Well, that's my speech. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on some leather and go get spanked. ''(gets on his horse)'' Vote for Duke. Good night. ''(rides off)''

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'''Duke:''' Well, that's my speech. Now, if you'll excuse me, [[CasualKink I have to put on some leather and go get spanked.spanked]]. ''(gets on his horse)'' Vote for Duke. Good night. ''(rides off)''
7th Aug '17 1:31:50 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Jay:''' I am not a pig; I am a human being! And I have feelings, too. And if you think about it, I bet there's a scared, fat little pig inside each of you.\\

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-->'''Jay:''' [[Film/TheElephantMan I am not a pig; I am a human being! being]]! And I have feelings, too. And if you think about it, I bet there's a scared, fat little pig inside each of you.\\



'''Man:''' Get him for showing us the truth about ourselves!

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'''Man:''' [[IgnoredEpiphany Get him for showing us the truth about ourselves!ourselves]]!
7th Aug '17 1:12:55 PM ironballs16
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'''Marty:''' Let's see. It's about a concert pianist-\\

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'''Marty:''' Let's see. [[WTHCastingAgency It's about a concert pianist-\\pianist]]-\\
30th Jul '17 11:16:01 AM Materioptikon
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--> '''Holt:''' From now on, my name isnt Holt, its [[UsefulNotes/MalcolmX Malcolm H!]] And when the revolution comes, you will ''not'' be spared! ''(abandons the car with Elenour in it on a train track with the train approaching)''

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--> '''Holt:''' From now on, my name isnt isn't Holt, its [[UsefulNotes/MalcolmX Malcolm H!]] And when the revolution comes, you will ''not'' be spared! ''(abandons the car with Elenour Eleanor in it on a train track with the train approaching)''
3rd Jun '17 1:50:46 PM Qicetrini
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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]](The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age)[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.

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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man man.[[note]](The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age)[[/note]]. age)[[/note]] The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.
3rd Jun '17 1:49:43 PM Qicetrini
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--->'''Randa:''' We both got off lucky compared to our brother, Bisquick.

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--->'''Randa:''' We were both got off lucky compared to our brother, Brother Bisquick.
2nd Jun '17 12:29:01 PM JepMasta
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* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible".

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* Young!Jay getting beaten up during his days at the New York School for The Performing Arts. Apparently he gave the christman pageant a bad review. He said it was "ho-ho-horrible". Bonus points for the fact that he gets repeatedly kicked in the stomach by a ballerina, and his cries of pain are in tune to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from "The Nutcracker."
31st May '17 1:28:23 PM ironballs16
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* Jay and Marty being caught in the middle of the "international food fight". The french kids immediatly surrender after getting hit with some stray food.

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* Jay and Marty being caught in the middle of the "international food fight". [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys The french French kids immediatly immediately surrender after getting hit with some stray food.food]].
31st May '17 1:20:25 PM ironballs16
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** Another call Jay receives is from his InnerChild... who's in the middle of a crime-spree.

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** Another call Jay receives is from his InnerChild..."Inner Child"... who's in the middle of a crime-spree.
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