History Funny / TheCritic

11th Mar '17 3:27:59 PM nombretomado
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CgidgNnrM#t=181 The opening scene]] from Soft Copy's look back at the start of Siskel and Ebert's careers. Two kids are watching the original MickeyMouseClub.

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CgidgNnrM#t=181 The opening scene]] from Soft Copy's look back at the start of Siskel and Ebert's careers. Two kids are watching the original MickeyMouseClub.[[Series/TheMickeyMouseClub Mickey Mouse Club]].
4th Feb '17 5:52:33 AM Doug86
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--> '''Duke:''' Jay, you gotta help me, I thought I was buying ''DifferentStrokes''!

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--> '''Duke:''' Jay, you gotta help me, I thought I was buying ''DifferentStrokes''!''Series/DiffrentStrokes''!
8th Jan '17 11:31:08 PM Delphi
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'''Jay:''' Well, all right, but there's one thing you can't take: My dignity.\\

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'''Jay:''' Well, all right, [[TemptingFate but there's one thing you can't take: take:]] My dignity.\\



'''Duke:''' Go fetch, boy.

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'''Duke:''' [[KickTheDog Go fetch, boy.]]
29th Dec '16 10:54:02 AM nombretomado
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YspPQ6zQpQ Madonna's appearance on Humphrey The Hippo]] a few months after her appearance on DavidLetterman.

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YspPQ6zQpQ Madonna's appearance on Humphrey The Hippo]] a few months after her appearance on DavidLetterman.Creator/DavidLetterman.
20th Dec '16 10:24:58 AM AnotherGuy
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--> '''Jay:''' [[BlatantLies There's Holly Hunter talking to Marlee Matlin]]... [[{{Pun}} Keep it down, you two!]]

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--> '''Jay:''' [[BlatantLies There's [[Film/ThePiano Holly Hunter Hunter]] talking to [[Film/ChildrenOfALesserGod Marlee Matlin]]... [[{{Pun}} Keep it down, you two!]]
2nd Dec '16 12:50:49 PM Qicetrini
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* At another school, Alice and Penny sees that kids are being forced into manual labor.
-->'''Boy:''' Sir, have we made enough ''Simpsons'' merchandise yet?\\
'''Instructor:''' NEVER!
2nd Dec '16 12:48:49 PM Qicetrini
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-->'''Bond:''' Thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\

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-->'''Bond:''' Thanks Well darling, thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\
6th Nov '16 8:04:23 PM SpideyTerry
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* At the event honoring Eleanor's book, the crowd spots Jay and begins harassing him over the comparison to the main character.
-->'''Jay:''' I am not a pig; I am a human being! And I have feelings, too. And if you think about it, I bet there's a scared, fat little pig inside each of you.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Man:''' Get him for showing us the truth about ourselves!


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* At another school, Alice and Penny sees that kids are being forced into manual labor.
-->'''Boy:''' Sir, have we made enough ''Simpsons'' merchandise yet?\\
'''Instructor:''' NEVER!
* Alice takes Penny to a more fancy preschool and is immediately rejected. Jay proves unable to help, so he goes to Duke, who quickly starts making demands.
-->'''Duke:''' I'm Duke Phillips, and I want you to put this little girl in your school pronto!\\
'''Mr. Jordell:''' Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Leghorn, but we don't have an opening.\\
'''Jay:''' You know what he's saying, Duke? He's saying that you can't get the daughter of the assistant to one of your most expendable employees into this preschool.\\
'''Duke:''' Is that a compliment or an insult?\\
'''Jay:''' An insult.\\
'''Duke:''' ''[Mr. Jordell]'' I've never been so insulted in my life!
* ''D.T.: The Drunken Terrestrial''.
-->'''Kid:''' D.T., I don't think we should do this right now.\\
'''D.T.:''' I fly better when I've had a few! ''[falls out of the bike's basket and hits the ground]'' Ow...
* The new politically correct version of James Bond in ''On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service''.
-->'''Bond:''' Thanks to my efforts, Blofeld's army will now admit homosexuals, the blind, and midgets.\\
''[A gay, blind midget assassin enters]''\\
'''Assassin:''' Die, Bond! Die!\\
'''Bond:''' Uh, Mr. Bond is next door.\\
'''Assassin:''' Oh, silly me.
20th Oct '16 10:07:39 PM Materioptikon
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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both falling)''

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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both falling)''fall further)''
20th Oct '16 10:07:29 PM Materioptikon
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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both keep on falling)''

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-->''(Floors crack, one after another, and Limbaugh screams as he keeps falling until he smashes Jay and both keep on falling)''



-->'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!

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-->'''Limbaugh''': I accept your challenge, liberal creampuff! Mmm! Liberal creampuff!creampuff! ''(Cue more floor cracking)''
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