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29th Apr '16 7:35:19 AM speedyboris
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* ''Series/FamilyAffair: The Motion Picture'', starring Creator/MarlonBrando as Bill:
--> '''Bill''': Buffy, Jody, for your lunch, I have made peanut butter and banana sandwiches.\\

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* ''Series/FamilyAffair: The Motion Picture'', starring Creator/MarlonBrando as Bill:
Mr. French:
--> '''Bill''': '''Mr. French''': Buffy, Jody, for your lunch, I have made peanut butter and banana sandwiches.\\



'''Bill''': Yeah, sure. That's exactly what I feel like doing. ''(heads toward the kitchen)'' Of course, I can get together a sandwich for your stupid little doll. Hang on a sec.

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'''Bill''': '''Mr. French''': Yeah, sure. That's exactly what I feel like doing. ''(heads toward the kitchen)'' Of course, I can get together a sandwich for your stupid little doll. Hang on a sec.
29th Apr '16 7:34:41 AM speedyboris
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* ''Series/FamilyAffair: The Motion Picture'', starring Creator/MarlonBrando as Bill:
--> '''Bill''': Buffy, Jody, for your lunch, I have made peanut butter and banana sandwiches.\\
'''Buffy''': Would you make a sandwich for my doll, Mrs. Beasley?\\
'''Bill''': Yeah, sure. That's exactly what I feel like doing. ''(heads toward the kitchen)'' Of course, I can get together a sandwich for your stupid little doll. Hang on a sec.
25th Apr '16 10:23:18 AM speedyboris
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* Eleanor shows home movies of Jay trying out for the track team. It appears to be [[{{Overcrank}} overcranked]], but...
--> '''Eleanor''': That's ''not'' in slow motion.\\
'''Geraldo''': ''(wincing)'' I can still see it when I shut my eyes!\\
'''Eleanor''': You're not supposed to look directly at it.
25th Apr '16 10:13:24 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Keanu Reeves:''' Space, big deal!
--> '''Patrick Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!
--> '''Christian Slater:''' Not us, man! ''(Reeves and Slater laugh like Beavis and Butthead)''

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--> '''Keanu Reeves:''' Space, big deal!
-->
deal!\\
'''Patrick Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!
-->
skull?!\\
'''Christian Slater:''' Not us, man! ''(Reeves and Slater laugh like Beavis and Butthead)''Butthead)''\\
'''Keanu Reeves''': Hey, aren't you the dudes from that TV show? Y'know, that "space" thing?\\
'''William Shatner''': Will you ''please'' try and stay in character?!
15th Apr '16 9:43:43 AM speedyboris
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-->'''Prince Charles:''' I'll have your heads for this!\\

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-->'''Prince --> '''Guard''': Your kids are brats, Prince Charles! Get out!\\
'''Prince
Charles:''' I'll have your heads for this!\\
14th Apr '16 11:44:08 AM speedyboris
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** Speaking of TakeThat, while Jay is driving the semi he spots a shooting star and makes a wish. A nearby billboard for ''Film/AceVenturaPetDetective'' is then destroyed by a meteor. Jay drives by it and says, "Thank you, God!"
13th Apr '16 1:54:14 PM Morgenthaler
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* In the ninth webisode, the parody of ''DeathOfASalesman'' with the cast of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':

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* In the ninth webisode, the parody of ''DeathOfASalesman'' ''Theatre/DeathOfASalesman'' with the cast of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':
10th Apr '16 10:59:51 PM jayharrison
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'''Franklin:''' My wife, Eleanor. ''(Continues into the night...)''

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'''Franklin:''' My wife, Eleanor. ''(Continues ''[[OverlyLongGag (continues into the night...)'')]]''



** When Eleanor has a meeting about her new book, the publisher compares it favorably to another author: [[Creator/DrSeuss Dr. Seduce]] and his book, ''[[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton Hears His Neighbors In Bed]]''.
--->'''Franklin:''' ''(reading it)'' Oh goodie! It's a pop-up book!

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** When Eleanor has a meeting about her new book, the publisher compares it favorably to another author: [[Creator/DrSeuss Dr. Seduce]] and his book, ''[[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton Hears His Neighbors In in Bed]]''.
--->'''Franklin:''' ''(reading it)'' Oh Oh, goodie! It's a pop-up book!



''([[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor cut to a]] Film/{{Jaws}} sequence)''

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''([[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor cut to a]] a]]'' Film/{{Jaws}} sequence)''''sequence)''



--->'''Franklin:''' Good news, son. I found the perfect mate for you. ''(Holds up a {{Franchise/Barbie}} doll)'' Her name is Barbie and she's from Malibu. Now she has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man. ''(Leans over and whispers)'' [[BarbieDollAnatomy I checked]].

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--->'''Franklin:''' Good news, son. I found the perfect mate for you. ''(Holds up a {{Franchise/Barbie}} doll)'' Her name is Barbie and she's from Malibu. Now Now, she has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man. ''(Leans over and whispers)'' [[BarbieDollAnatomy I checked]].



--->Jay: Honey, yeah sugar sugar. Where is my candy bar? I think it was a CharlEston Chew. '''''THERE IS IIIIIS! I'M GONNA EAT TONIGHT!'''''

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--->Jay: ---> '''Jay:''' Honey, yeah sugar sugar. Where is my candy bar? I think it was a CharlEston Charleston Chew. '''''THERE IS IIIIIS! I'M GONNA EAT TONIGHT!'''''



* The reason everyone was at the debutante ball was, as Franklin said, "To see those nitro-burning funny cars! Vroom vroom!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslyoK9uobE Jay's student film]] ''[[StylisticSuck L'artiste est Morte.]]''
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKxRN2LdEI Speed Reading.]]''

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* The reason everyone was at the debutante ball was, as Franklin said, "To see those nitro-burning funny cars! Vroom Vroom, vroom!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslyoK9uobE Jay's student film]] film]], ''[[StylisticSuck L'artiste est Morte.]]''
Morte]]''.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKxRN2LdEI Speed Reading.]]''Reading]]''.



* In the episode "Sherman, Woman and Child":

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* In the episode "Sherman, Woman Woman, and Child":



'''Alice:''' I'm Alice Tompkins and this is my daughter Penny.\\
'''Penny:''' You didn't like ''Disney/TheLionKing''! You're mean! ''(Punches Jay in the nose)''\\
'''Alice:''' ''(Surprised)'' Penny!\\

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'''Alice:''' I'm Alice Tompkins and this is my daughter daughter, Penny.\\
'''Penny:''' You didn't like ''Disney/TheLionKing''! You're mean! ''(Punches ''(punches Jay in the nose)''\\
'''Alice:''' ''(Surprised)'' ''(surprised)'' Penny!\\



'''Penny:''' ''(Smiling apologetically to Jay)'' I'm sorry. ''(Kisses him on the nose)''\\
'''Jay:''' Aww. Rex did that too.

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'''Penny:''' ''(Smiling ''(smiling apologetically to Jay)'' I'm sorry. ''(Kisses ''(kisses him on the nose)''\\
'''Jay:''' Aww. Rex did that that, too.



'''Humphrey:''' Oooooooooo!

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'''Humphrey:''' Oooooooooo!EWW!



* One of the first {{Couch Gag}}s:

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* One of the first {{Couch Gag}}s:[[CouchGag Couch Gags]]:



** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman...until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]]The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.

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** In another couch gag, Jay is showing a clip parodying the Franchise/JamesBond movies, with a suave secret agent in a tuxedo riding a jet ski with a beautiful young woman... until a large wave knocks off his toupee and dentures, revealing him to be a lecherous old man [[note]]The Bond actors tend to be well into their 50's before they retire from the role, yet are still paired with actresses half their age[[/note]]. The terrified girl screams and jumps in the water.



'''Raptor:''' ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr. Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
* Any time Orson Welles shows up.

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'''Raptor:''' ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr. Pilkington." Pilkington". But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
* Any time Orson Welles Creator/OrsonWelles shows up.



'''Orson Welles:''' What? Look, I don't need to do this, I've got a fish stick commercial in an hour. ''(Walks away but then comes back)'' Oh what the hell, I need the money. ''(Sits back down)'' What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''GOBLINS!''\\

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'''Orson Welles:''' '''Welles:''' What? Look, I don't need to do this, I've got a fish stick commercial in an hour. ''(Walks away but then comes back)'' Oh what the hell, I need the money. ''(Sits back down)'' What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''GOBLINS!''\\



'''Orson Welles:''' Fine, fine, no goblins. I give you ... '''''THE LIVING WILL!''''' ''(Laughs evilly)''

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'''Orson Welles:''' '''Welles:''' Fine, fine, no goblins. I give you ... '''''THE LIVING WILL!''''' ''(Laughs evilly)''



--->'''Orson Welles:''' And remember, there is no fish stick like Mrs. Pell's.\\

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--->'''Orson Welles:''' --->'''Welles:''' And remember, there is no fish stick like Mrs. Pell's.\\



'''Orson Welles:''' ''I know'', [[CompanionCube that was just a declaration of love]]. ''(Eats one)'' Yes. Oh, ''yes!'' '''They're even better raw!'''

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'''Orson Welles:''' '''Welles:''' ''I know'', [[CompanionCube that was just a declaration of love]]. ''(Eats one)'' Yes. Oh, ''yes!'' '''They're even better raw!'''



--->'''Orson Welles:''' Yes, they're alive. But I have gone to a better place. A place ''filled'' with Mrs. Pell's fishsticks! ''(eats them)'' Yes, oh, ''yes!'' They're even better when you're '''''dead'''''!

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--->'''Orson Welles:''' --->'''Welles:''' Yes, they're alive. But I have gone to a better place. A place ''filled'' with Mrs. Pell's fishsticks! ''(eats them)'' Yes, oh, ''yes!'' They're even better when you're '''''dead'''''!



--->'''Orson Welles:''' Rosebud. Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness ... Wait, that's terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road. ''(Takes a handful and pops a few in his mouth.)'' Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! ''(Eats)'' Oh yeah.

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--->'''Orson Welles:''' --->'''Welles:''' Rosebud. Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness ... Wait, that's terrible! I quit! Just a handful for the road. ''(Takes a handful and pops a few in his mouth.)'' Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! ''(Eats)'' Oh yeah.



--->'''Orson Welles:''' A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear. ''(glug, glug, glug)''

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--->'''Orson Welles:''' --->'''Welles:''' A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And now, for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear. ''(glug, glug, glug)''



** At [[NightmareOnElmStreet Nightmare On Elm Street Preschool:

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** At [[NightmareOnElmStreet Nightmare On [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet (Nightmare on) Elm Street Street]] Preschool:



'''Principal''': ''(transforming into Freddy Kruger)'' You ''WILL'' nap, or be eaten by the worm from ''Hell''!\\

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'''Principal''': ''(transforming into Freddy Kruger)'' Krueger)'' You ''WILL'' nap, or be eaten by the worm from ''Hell''!\\Hell!\\



'''Principal''': Which part didn't you like? It's the "worm from Hell", isn't it? ''(worm appears)'' He's not so bad once you get to know him.

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'''Principal''': Which part didn't you like? It's the "worm from Hell", isn't it? ''(worm appears)'' ''[[SandWorm (worm appears)]]'' He's not so bad once you get to know him.



--> '''Keanu Reeves''': Space, big deal!
--> '''Patrick Stewart''': Alright you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!
--> '''Christian Slater''': Not us, man! *Reeves and Slater laugh like Beavis and Butthead*

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--> '''Keanu Reeves''': Reeves:''' Space, big deal!
--> '''Patrick Stewart''': Alright Stewart:''' Alright, you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!
--> '''Christian Slater''': Slater:''' Not us, man! *Reeves ''(Reeves and Slater laugh like Beavis and Butthead*Butthead)''



--> '''Jay''': But you can't fire someone like this, it's just too humiliating. Please, Duke, look in your heart. I'm begging you, look in your heart!\\

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--> '''Jay''': '''Jay:''' But you can't fire someone like this, it's just too humiliating. Please, Duke, look in your heart. I'm begging you, look in your heart!\\



'''Reporter''': Mr. Phillips, I'm from a disreputable supermarket tabloid and... ''(takes photo of the nude Jay kneeling in front of Duke)'' I won't need a ''minute'' more of your time. ''(leaves)''\\
'''Duke''': Get out.\\
'''Jay''': Well, all right, but there's one thing you can't take: My dignity.\\

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'''Reporter''': '''Reporter:''' Mr. Phillips, I'm from a disreputable supermarket tabloid and... ''(takes photo of the nude Jay kneeling in front of Duke)'' I won't need a ''minute'' more of your time. ''(leaves)''\\
'''Duke''': '''Duke:''' Get out.\\
'''Jay''': '''Jay:''' Well, all right, but there's one thing you can't take: My dignity.\\



'''Duke''': Go fetch, boy.
* UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: "I do solemnly swear that as your President, I will goof off and eat candy."

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'''Duke''': '''Duke:''' Go fetch, boy.
* UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: "I do solemnly swear that that, as your President, I will goof off and eat candy."



--> '''Franklin''': On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot. Look, see? Isn't that incredible?

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--> '''Franklin''': '''Franklin:''' On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot. Look, see? Isn't that incredible?



--> '''Franklin''': ''(wearing a diaper)'' You, are a disgrace to this family. Now, who wants to boogie with baby '37? ''(dances to fast big band music)''

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--> '''Franklin''': '''Franklin:''' ''(wearing a diaper)'' You, You are a disgrace to this family. Now, who wants to boogie with baby '37? ''(dances to fast big band music)''



--> '''Eleanor''': First, he [Johnny] stole my butler, now he's stealing my ''daughter''.\\
'''Franklin''': Well he won't steal the silverware; I've glued that to the ceiling.\\

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--> '''Eleanor''': '''Eleanor:''' First, he [Johnny] stole my butler, now he's stealing my ''daughter''.\\
'''Franklin''': '''Franklin:''' Well he won't steal the silverware; I've glued that to the ceiling.\\



'''Jay''': Uh, Dad, I understand the silverware, but why the ''dog''?\\
'''Franklin''': You ''understand'' the silverware? Hehe... cuckoo!

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'''Jay''': '''Jay:''' Uh, Dad, I understand the silverware, but why the ''dog''?\\
'''Franklin''': '''Franklin:''' You ''understand'' the silverware? Hehe... cuckoo!



** On their date, Jay takes Olivia to the planetarium. The building has a banner hanging on the front that reads "Like StarTrek, only it sucks!"
--> '''Narrator''': This is the constellation we call ''The Goddess.''
--> ''(An image that looks like Olivia is highlighted on the star sky. Jay and Olivia smile at each other.)''
--> '''Narrator''': This one is called ''Kreplach, the Bald Ogre!''
--> ''(An image of Jay appears on the sky. The crowd gasps in surprise.)''
--> '''Jay''': HEY!!
--> ''(The two constellations move closer together and touch lips.)''
--> '''Narrator''': But they share a common star, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Heartwarming/TheCritic bound together forever, in eternal harmony.]]

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** On their date, Jay takes Olivia to the planetarium. The building has a banner hanging on the front that reads "Like StarTrek, ''Franchise/StarTrek'', only it sucks!"
--> '''Narrator''': '''Narrator:''' This is the constellation we call ''The Goddess.''
-->
"The Goddess".\\
''(An image that looks like Olivia is highlighted on the star sky. Jay and Olivia smile at each other.)''
--> '''Narrator''':
)''\\
'''Narrator:'''
This one is called ''Kreplach, "Kreplach, the Bald Ogre!''
-->
Ogre".\\
''(An image of Jay appears on the sky. The crowd gasps in surprise.)''
--> '''Jay''': HEY!!
-->
)''\\
'''Jay:''' HEY!!\\
''(The two constellations move closer together and touch lips.)''
--> '''Narrator''':
)''\\
'''Narrator:'''
But they share a common star, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Heartwarming/TheCritic bound together forever, in eternal harmony.]]



--> '''Waiter''': Its the monster with many mouths! KILL THE LIGHTS!!

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--> '''Waiter''': '''Waiter:''' Its the monster with many mouths! KILL THE LIGHTS!!



--> '''Olivia''': Jay, you make me laugh and scare me all at the same time. I love you. Tell me you love me too.
--> '''Jay''': Well, I-
--> '''Alice''': Jay you bewitching little booger, I got something to say! I love you, and I need to know do you love me.
--> '''Jay''': Well, I-
--> '''QueenLatifah''': Baby, I love you the most, and now you gotta be straight. Do you love me?
--> '''Jay''': Uh, Queen Latifah?!
--> '''Queen Latifah''': Whoops, wrong office!

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--> '''Olivia''': '''Olivia:''' Jay, you make me laugh and scare me all at the same time. I love you. Tell me you love me me, too.
--> '''Jay''': '''Jay:''' Well, I-
--> '''Alice''': Jay '''Alice:''' Jay, you bewitching little booger, I got something to say! I love you, and I need to know do you love me.
--> '''Jay''': '''Jay:''' Well, I-
--> '''QueenLatifah''': '''Music/QueenLatifah:''' Baby, I love you the most, and now you gotta be straight. Do you love me?
--> '''Jay''': '''Jay:''' Uh, Queen Latifah?!
--> '''Queen Latifah''': Latifah:''' Whoops, wrong office!
10th Apr '16 10:39:31 PM jayharrison
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--->'''Eleanor:''' Oh dear. This is just what he did at [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] funeral.

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--->'''Eleanor:''' --->'''Franklin:''' [[Film/TheMask Da-rinkin'!]] ''(Franklin hoots and hollers while jumping erratically)''\\
'''Eleanor:'''
Oh dear. This is just what he did at [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] funeral.



--> '''Duke Phillips:''' No, not worse, just less warm and cuddly.

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--> '''Duke Phillips:''' '''Duke:''' No, not worse, just less warm and cuddly.



'''Rookie:''' Hi. ''(Explodes)''\\

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'''Rookie:''' Hi. ''(Explodes)''\\''[[MadeOfExplodium (Explodes)]]''\\



'''Leprechaun:''' I'll be your lucky charm! ''([[MadeofExplodium Explodes]])''

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'''Leprechaun:''' I'll be your lucky charm! ''([[MadeofExplodium ''([[RunningGag Explodes]])''



'''Slade:''' You're going to miss my "hoo-hah", my tangoing, my blind driving, my "hoo-hah"...\\

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'''Slade:''' You're going to miss my "hoo-hah", my tangoing, my blind driving, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment my "hoo-hah"...\\]]\\



'''Slade:''' I say that a lot. Hoo-hah!\\

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'''Slade:''' I say that a lot. Hoo-hah!\\[[RuleOfThree Hoo-hah!]]\\



** The newspaper headline that outright states that George Bush Sr. lost re-election because of a photo of him shaking hands with Jay after the latter's successfull escape from Gulf War Iraq, due to film critics being "the most despised profession there is - except for pre-op groin shaver." The headline: "Bush Loses!" Made even better by the sub-headline: "[[UsefulNotes/BillClinton Fat, Lecherous Hillbilly Elected]]."

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** The newspaper headline that outright states that George Bush Bush, Sr. lost re-election because of a photo of him shaking hands with Jay after the latter's successfull successful escape from Gulf War Iraq, due to film critics being "the most despised profession there is - except for pre-op groin shaver." The headline: "Bush Loses!" Made even better by the sub-headline: "[[UsefulNotes/BillClinton Fat, Lecherous Hillbilly Elected]]."



* From ''A Few More Good Men'', starring Christian Slater and William Devane:

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* From ''A ''[[Film/AFewMoreMen A Few More Good Men'', Men]]'', starring Christian Slater and William Devane:



'''Bribed Critic:''' How's this? "This movie is so good, it makes ''Hud'' look like ''Film/{{CHUD}}'', and I loved ''Film/{{CHUD}}''!"\\

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'''Bribed Critic:''' How's this? "This movie is so good, it makes ''Hud'' ''Film/{{Hud}}'' look like ''Film/{{CHUD}}'', and I loved ''Film/{{CHUD}}''!"\\



'''Duke:''' No it's not!\\

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'''Duke:''' No No, it's not!\\



--->'''Jay:''' It's a giant horse's ass! ''(to camera, smiling)'' You're watching Fox. Give us ten minutes, we'll give you an ass.

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--->'''Jay:''' It's a giant horse's ass! ''(to camera, smiling)'' [[BreakingTheFourthWall You're watching Fox. Give us ten minutes, we'll give you an ass.]]



--->'''Jay:''' ''(section 1, from 1988)'' ''Film/RainMan'' ''(section 2, from 1992)'' ''Film/AFewGoodMen'' ''(section 3, from 1993)'' ''The Firm'' ''(all together)'' is the latest stinker from TomCruise. He doesn't act anymore, he's on ... Cruise Control! AAAAAAHAHAHA! AAAAAAHA! I JUST ... I JUST! MADE THAT! UP!
** Jay's party celebrating his 1000th episode flops ("There was a day this room would've been a ''third'' full"), but a woman turns up, claiming she's the head of the Sherman fanclub... then asks him to sing the theme from ''Here Comes the Brides''.

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--->'''Jay:''' ''(section 1, from 1988)'' ''Film/RainMan'' ''Film/RainMan''... ''(section 2, from 1992)'' ''Film/AFewGoodMen'' ''Film/AFewGoodMen''... ''(section 3, from 1993)'' ''The Firm'' ''Film/TheFirm''... ''(all together)'' is the latest stinker from TomCruise. He doesn't act anymore, he's on ... on... Cruise Control! AAAAAAHAHAHA! AAAAAAHA! I JUST ...JUST... I JUST! MADE THAT! UP!
** Jay's party celebrating his 1000th 1,000th episode flops ("There was a day this room would've been a ''third'' full"), but a woman turns up, claiming she's the head of the Sherman fanclub... then asks him to sing the theme from ''Here Comes the Brides''.



** Jay visits his agent, who greets Jay with: "Hey you, my favorite... guy or girl??" Turns out he thought Jay was the ambigiously gendered Pat from SaturdayNightLive.

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** Jay visits his agent, who greets Jay with: "Hey you, my favorite... guy or girl??" Turns out he thought Jay was the ambigiously gendered Pat from SaturdayNightLive.''SaturdayNightLive''.



--->'''Jimmy Breslin:''' Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9x12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars. ''Three thousand dollars?!'' Creator/StephenKing makes that for writing "Boo" on a cocktail napkin!

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--->'''Jimmy Breslin:''' Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9x12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars.$3,000. ''Three thousand dollars?!'' Creator/StephenKing makes that for writing "Boo" on a cocktail napkin!



--> '''Franklin:''' ''(falsetto)'' Hello, I'm Mrs. Doubtfranklin. Watch me lose my false teeth, and set my bosoms on fire! ''(laughs)''\\

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--> '''Franklin:''' ''(falsetto)'' Hello, I'm [[Film/MrsDoubtfire Mrs. Doubtfranklin. Doubtfranklin]]. Watch me lose my false teeth, teeth and set my bosoms on fire! ''(laughs)''\\



** One of the film clips Roger Ebert presents to a potential film critic has Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Mrs. Doubtfire.

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** One of the film clips Roger Ebert presents to a potential film critic has Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Mrs. Doubtfire.Film/MrsDoubtfire.
21st Mar '16 5:03:08 PM SilentStranger
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** Jay visits his agent, who greets Jay with: "Hey you, my favorite... guy or girl??"

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** Jay visits his agent, who greets Jay with: "Hey you, my favorite... guy or girl??"girl??" Turns out he thought Jay was the ambigiously gendered Pat from SaturdayNightLive.



'''Man:''' Check it out: Ebert ate Siskel!\\

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'''Man:''' Check it out: Ebert ate ''ate'' Siskel!\\



** Arthur reappears in the episode ''Sherman Of Arabia'' where he's one of the prisoners liberated by Jay from an Iraq POW camp. The other prisoners quickly grow tired of his constant quips and abandons him in the desert.



** At another preschool:

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** At another preschool:[[NightmareOnElmStreet Nightmare On Elm Street Preschool:



'''Principal''': ''(transforming into Satan)'' You ''WILL'' nap, or be eaten by the worm from ''Hell''!\\

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'''Principal''': ''(transforming into Satan)'' Freddy Kruger)'' You ''WILL'' nap, or be eaten by the worm from ''Hell''!\\


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--> '''Keanu Reeves''': Space, big deal!
--> '''Patrick Stewart''': Alright you two, who wrote ''BeavisAndButthead Rule'' on the back of my skull?!
--> '''Christian Slater''': Not us, man! *Reeves and Slater laugh like Beavis and Butthead*
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