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22nd Apr '18 7:51:00 AM Market43Fan
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** Then afterward, Theo thinks he's free with $200 in extra money, living as a bus driver in Jersey with a motorbike while looking good. When Theo says, "No problem!", Cliff counters, "There IS a problem! You haven't EATEN yet!"

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** Then afterward, Theo thinks he's free with $200 in extra money, living as a bus driver in Jersey with a motorbike while looking good. When Theo says, "No problem!", Cliff counters, "There IS a problem! You haven't EATEN yet!"yet!"[[note]]This line becomes even more hilarious considering one of Theo's main traits in later seasons was being the resident BigEater[[/note]]
22nd Jan '18 7:57:11 AM GunarmDyne
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-->''Cliff'': "You told me that you got that scar during World War II from a German Nazi panzer attack."

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-->''Cliff'': "You -->'''Cliff''': You told me that you got that scar during World War II from a German Nazi panzer attack."
13th May '17 9:14:50 AM brian8871
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** Cliff follows it up by faking Clair out in telling her Theo got a 68 on the test (he got an 89).

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** Cliff does a long double take when he sees the grade of 89 on the test. He follows it up by faking Clair out in telling her saying Theo got a 68 on the test (he got an 89).and handing it to Clair upside down.
29th Dec '16 8:22:47 PM GunarmDyne
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* Pre-teen Vanessa was a bit of a worrywart, so there's this exchange after she learns that Theo will be babysitting:
-->'''Vanessa:''' What if the house catches fire?
-->'''Cliff:''' Then Theo will call the fire department.
-->'''Vanessa:''' What if burglars break into the house?
-->'''Cliff:''' Then Theo will un-arm them.
-->'''Vanessa:''' What if they know karate?
-->'''Cliff:''' Then Theo will ''die''!
15th Dec '16 11:55:35 AM GunarmDyne
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* Theo, Vanessa and Pam's reactions to learning Clair is beginning menopause and Claire's prank on them.

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* Theo, Vanessa and Pam's reactions to learning Clair is beginning menopause and Claire's Clair's prank on them.
8th Nov '16 3:28:27 AM Codiak723
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** Made even more hilarious as Cliff (with a completely straight face, mind you) just barely fills the bottom of the glass that Clair gulps down.
16th Aug '16 9:19:00 AM GunarmDyne
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* The sad but hilarious disaster that is Theo's prom night.
* "Lay-deee! The 3rd grade class is proud to present its musical rendition of ''Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star''! May God have mercy on us."

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* The sad but hilarious HumiliationConga disaster that is Theo's prom night.
night. The audience doesn't see it but Cliff gives a secondhand account to Clair after hearing it from the limo driver.
* Rudy, Kenny, and their friend Kim are all preparing to play musical instruments after just a week of practice. Cliff's introduction is this: "Lay-deee! The 3rd grade class is proud to present its musical rendition of ''Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star''! May God have mercy on us."
16th Aug '16 9:16:53 AM GunarmDyne
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-->'''Clair:''' "''Change it back!'"

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-->'''Clair:''' "''Change it back!'"back!''"
1st Apr '16 7:00:04 AM GunarmDyne
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-->(audience laughs and applaud THAT too!)

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-->(audience -->[Audience laughs and applaud THAT too!)too!]



-->(Cliff wordlessly takes the rest of the money)
-->'''Cliff''': (pointing to Theo's empty hand) "Regular people."

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-->(Cliff -->[Cliff wordlessly takes the rest of the money)
money.]
-->'''Cliff''': (pointing [Pointing to Theo's empty hand) hand] "Regular people."



-->'''Cliff:''' (After Elvin speeds off in the car to get to the hospital) "Elvin! ELVIN! Elvin, you forgot your wife!"

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-->'''Cliff:''' (After [After Elvin speeds off in the car to get to the hospital) hospital] "Elvin! ELVIN! Elvin, you forgot your wife!"



---> '''Bill:''' ({{Beat}}) And Ahmad won't be there?

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---> '''Bill:''' ({{Beat}}) [{{Beat}}] And Ahmad won't be there?
4th Feb '16 3:44:37 PM Movienut376
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**Cliff does get a couple of sweet moves in, to the delight of the studio audience.
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