History Funny / TheCableGuy

10th Jun '16 11:49:58 AM kalel32688
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* "I think he was...ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was...Asian."
* The Medieval Times fight scene between Chip and Steven.
** Chip chasing after Steven with a mace.
** Chip's hammy reaction after Steven throws some dirt his face.
--->'''Chip''': I'M BLINDED! OH, SHIT!
** Chip and Steven start fighting with bladed staffs, and Chip notes the similarly to the famous fight scene in [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries TOS]]'s "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E1AmokTime Amok Time]]." Chip then proceeds to start singing the iconic fight scene music as he and Steven fight, and gets '''way''' into character as Spock, even calling Steven "Jim."
--->'''Steven''': Chip, this isn't funny! Will you stop it?
--->'''Chip''': The name is "Spock." And if we don't fight to the death, they ''will'' kill us both.
--->'''Steven''': This isn't ''Franchise/StarTrek''!
--->'''Chip''': (''twirls his staff until the bladed end is upright, then glares at Steven who's clearly thinking OhCrap'') Goodbye, Jim.
* Chip beating up Robin's date in the bathroom.
** Before that, Chip popping up behind the guy in the bathroom stall.
* "Tonight, on Creator/{{UPN}}! The trial that has captured the nation! The world is waiting for the verdict! But YOU don't have to wait for the movie!"
-->'''Sam Sweet (played by Creator/EricRoberts)''': (''scoffs'') Crybaby.
-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts)''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (''Stan pleads for him to stop'') Look who's cryin' now!
-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in...''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.



* Steven's nightmare. While it has NightmareFuel, Chip was hilarious in it.
-->'''Chip''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEAL!]]



* "I think he was... ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was... Asian"
* Tonight, on UPN! The trial that has captured the nation! The world is waiting for the verdict! But YOU don't have to wait for the movie!
-->'''Sam Sweet (played by Eric Roberts)''': Crybaby.
-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts)''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (Stan pleads for him to stop) Look who's cryin' now!
-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in... ''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.
* Steven's nightmare. While it has NightmareFuel, Chip was hilarious in it.
9th Jun '16 8:39:05 PM mlsmithca
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* "Ohh, Billy..."

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* "Ohh, Chip visits Steven in jail and, in a parody of a similar scene from ''Film/MidnightExpress'', presses his bare chest against the glass, attracting unwanted amorous attention to Steven from a nearby prisoner.
-->'''Chip:''' Ohh,
Billy..."
30th Mar '16 2:35:14 AM TitoMosquito
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* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone. What's better is that Chip ''doesn't seem to notice the spider.''

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* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone. What's better is that Chip ''doesn't seem to notice the spider.'''' Which just adds to his creepiness.
3rd Jan '16 1:14:19 PM ngh93
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* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone.

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* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone. What's better is that Chip ''doesn't seem to notice the spider.''
26th Dec '14 11:21:21 AM DannWoolf
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** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was . . . Asian"

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** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was . . .was... Asian"
26th Dec '14 11:21:07 AM DannWoolf
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* "I think he was...ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language . . . I'm pretty sure it was . . . Asian"

to:

* "I think he was... ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language . . .language... I'm pretty sure it was . . . Asian"
26th Dec '14 11:20:54 AM DannWoolf
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-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in....''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.

to:

-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in....in... ''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.
19th Jan '14 9:30:28 PM CrystalThorn
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** "He was speaking another language . . . I'm pretty sure it was . . . Asian"
14th Nov '12 1:51:42 AM TitoMosquito
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-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in....''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.

to:

-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in....''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.advised.
* Steven's nightmare. While it has NightmareFuel, Chip was hilarious in it.
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19th Sep '11 9:32:07 AM Cybele
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-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (Stan pleads for him to stop)

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-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts''': Roberts)''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (Stan pleads for him to stop)stop) Look who's cryin' now!
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