History Funny / TheBluesBrothers

2nd Sep '16 12:30:09 AM gfclark89
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--->'''Clerk:''' Sure, I sent 'em down there.

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--->'''Clerk:''' Sure, Yeah, I just sent 'em down there.
2nd Sep '16 12:29:03 AM gfclark89
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** "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved''.

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** "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved''.approved.''
2nd Sep '16 12:28:12 AM gfclark89
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** "All units: '''Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved'''."

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** "All units: '''Use "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved'''."approved''.
2nd Sep '16 12:25:26 AM gfclark89
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-->'''Candy''': Car 55. We're in a truck! Heh!

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-->'''Candy''': Car 55. We're Uh, we're in a truck! Heh!Heh-heh!
2nd Sep '16 12:23:53 AM gfclark89
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**"Chicken wire?"



-->'''Elwood:''' Hey, Jake! There's at least forty dollars worth of change here!

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-->'''Elwood:''' Hey, Jake! There's gotta be at least forty seven dollars worth of change here!
27th May '16 12:29:42 PM mrgate3
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* "Are you the police?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."
14th May '16 8:32:39 AM maxwellsilver
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--> '''Willie 'Too Big' Hall''': So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? [[SophisticatedAsHell You got the money you owe us,]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker?]]
* The greatest moment was when the [[StalkerWithACrush ex-girlfriend]] nearly blew up the protagonists with a drive-by missile launch, and their reaction. No, wait a minute... the nun scene might just top it.

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--> '''Willie 'Too Big' Hall''': So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? [[SophisticatedAsHell You got the money you owe us,]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker?]]
us, motherfucker?
* The greatest moment was when the [[StalkerWithACrush ex-girlfriend]] ex-girlfriend nearly blew up the protagonists with a drive-by missile launch, and their reaction. No, wait a minute... the nun scene might just top it.



** The sheer absurd scale of the task force sent to bring them in; it ends up being not only every cop, state trooper, fire-fighter and National Guardsman in Illinois, but tanks, helicopters and water patrols... [[DisproportionateRetribution sent after two musicians in black suits in a beat-up old police car.]]

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** The sheer absurd scale of the task force sent to bring them in; it ends up being not only every cop, state trooper, fire-fighter and National Guardsman in Illinois, but tanks, helicopters and water patrols... [[DisproportionateRetribution sent after two musicians in black suits in a beat-up old police car.]]



-->'''Clerk:''' Sure, I sent 'em down there.
-->'''Cop:''' Thank you.
-->''(The mob goes back to running and screaming)''

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-->'''Clerk:''' --->'''Clerk:''' Sure, I sent 'em down there.
-->'''Cop:''' --->'''Cop:''' Thank you.
-->''(The --->''(The mob goes back to running and screaming)''
20th Mar '16 3:21:35 PM wittylibrarian
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** "All units: '''Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved'''."
5th Oct '15 4:54:05 PM Scorntex
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* Jake's LargeHam / HurricaneOfExcuses speech to Carrie Fisher telling her why he left her at the altar, which culminates with: '''"THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE! A TERRIBLE FLOOD! LOCUSTS! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!"''' . . . after which he kisses her, drops her on the ground, and says to Elwood "Let's go".

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** While chasing after the brothers, the mob stops to ''ask directions'' from a clerk.
-->'''Cop:''' Excuse me, did you just see two men? Black clothes, black hats, one carrying a briefcase?
-->'''Clerk:''' Sure, I sent 'em down there.
-->'''Cop:''' Thank you.
-->''(The mob goes back to running and screaming)''
* Jake's LargeHam / HurricaneOfExcuses speech to Carrie Fisher telling her why he left her at the altar, which culminates with: '''"THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE! A TERRIBLE FLOOD! LOCUSTS! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!"''' . . . after GOD!"''' ... And when that doesn't work, he takes off his sunglasses. ''That'' works. After which he kisses her, drops her on the ground, and says to Elwood "Let's go".



* The hotel the brothers are staying in gets completely and totally leveled in the middle of the night ''while they're in it.'' The next morning, they wake up and brush the rubble off, their suits perfectly ironed and without a single scratch on them.

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* The hotel the brothers are staying in gets completely and totally leveled in the middle of the night levelled ''while they're in it.'' The next morning, After a few seconds, they wake up and brush the rubble off, their suits perfectly ironed and without a single scratch on them.




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* Elwood's completely nonchalant reaction to being blown sky-high by the woman attempting to kill Jake with a ''flamethrower''.
-->'''Elwood:''' Hey, Jake! There's at least forty dollars worth of change here!
19th Oct '14 6:06:24 AM Kalmbach
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* Jake uses a pack of cigarettes to fool the Good 'Ol Boys into thinking he was a fed.

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* Jake uses a pack of cigarettes to fool the Good 'Ol Boys into thinking he was a fed.Union boss.
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