History Funny / TalesoftheAbyss

* In a similar vein as the above, the [[https://www.youtube.com/user/PrinceBoo21?feature=watch PrinceBoo21]] playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a Pwn-a-Meter, and a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.

* Tear's [[GagBoobs Boobs]] become the focus a few skits.

* Tear's [[GagBoobs "Me-me-melons, what do you mean melons!? Are you stupid!? Can't you be a little more quiet!?"]]

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. [[BuxomIsBetter She then says that one day she would grow as big as Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get ''melons'' like that. Much to Tear's dismay.

** During the party attempt to enter Grand Chokmah for the first time. Luke says Anise is as sexy as Mieu. She then says that one day she would grow as big as [[BuxomIsBetter Tear]]. He then calls her stupid and says there that's it's impossible for her to get ''melons'' like that. Much to Tear's dismay.

** Also in a skit about Natalia's new [[AbsoluteCleavage Star of Malkuth]] on how the character is a dashing thief, Luke immediately mentions how big the characters' boobs are and suggests that Tear should wear that outfit... cue Natalia pulling his ear off and made him apologize.

* There's a skit in the Shurrey Hill dungeon where Anise says that Van's [[BigOlEyebrows eyebrows]] can detect enemies and shoot hypno-rays, and that his power is derived entirely from his [[BadassBeard beard]]. Natalia [[SarcasmBlind takes her dead seriously]].

** In this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOV2GkMvkJQ&list=PLccOqLJKeRfjuTP6q0lfuqIT3H5u1hbz4&index=7&t=0s track]] of special Fondisk drama cd where the party spent the night at the rumored haunted hotel, Tear's fear shows more visibly as her face turns pale. Even funnier at the end when the group discovered it was true. Luke hilarious [[Scream My Name]] comes to play.

** In this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOV2GkMvkJQ&list=PLccOqLJKeRfjuTP6q0lfuqIT3H5u1hbz4&index=7&t=0s track]] of special Fondisk drama cd where the party spent the night at the rumored haunted hotel, Tear's fear shows more visibly as her face turns pale. Even funnier at the end when the group discovered it was true. Luke hilarious [[CallMyName]] comes to play.

--> She didn't want to hear Jade's scary tale after he suggested it.
--> The skit where Jade explained how Shurrey Hills came to be which ended her fainted. [[spoiler: It was resurface in the Anime drama cd II when Jade suggested to continue where he left off and she squealed not wanting to hear that horror story. Hahahaha! Queue to Luke: "It was so scary Tear fainted!"]]
--> The anime explore more of her fear particularly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFphRByJT2E this]]

* In a similar vein as the above, the [[https://www.youtube.com/user/PrinceBoo21?feature=watch PrinceBoo21]] playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Pwn-a-Meter]], and a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.

* Inside the volcano, a skit you can get shows everyone complaining about how hot it is in there, while Jade is busy smiling to himself while Tear is apparently looking the other way. Luke, Natalia, Guy, and Mieu start to ask why Jade never gets too warm, and they all theorize that he has clothes that cool him. So they all tell him to remove his clothes to see if that's what cools him off, and when he logically refuses, the others start trying to ''tear them off of him''. Fortunately ([[FetishFuel or maybe not]]), Tear snaps them out of their heat-induced delusions.

-->'''Person''': "Nope."

-->'''Person''': "Try again."

-->'''Person''': "H-hey!"
-->'''Tear''': "What? I was just trying out the password."

** Also in a skit about Natalia's new Star of Malkuth on how the character is a dashing thief, Luke immediately mentions how big the characters' boobs are and suggests that Tear should wear that outfit... cue Natalia pulling his ear off and made him apologize.

* When Mieu first flies after learning Mieu wings this immediately sets off Tear's {{cuteness proximity}}. The camera cuts to Luke and just as he insists on trying to catch a ride he stops and the camera cuts showing that Tear beat him to the punch and just grabbed onto Mieu. As Anise and Natalia insist on turns Jade snarks that Mieu might come out of it a few inches taller.

--> Guy: That's awful. (And even if he's in the battle party, he won't always say it.)

--> Anise: Emperor Peony, you're sooo handsome! Can we please borrow the sword? Pretty please with sugar on top?

* Emperor Peony gets all the party members to humbly beg if they want him to give up the sword they need as a catalyst for the Planetary Fonic Arte. Except when it comes Jade's turn, and Jade starts hamming it up:
--> '''Peony:''' "Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke."
** Bonus points for Natalia's expression.

--> Luke: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: (uninterested) Next.
--> Guy: With all due respect, we would like to borrow the sword.
--> Peony (uninterested) Next.

--> Peony: Ha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you anytime.
--> Luke: Woah, he sure changed fast.
--> Natalia: (deadpan) Please lend us the sword.
--> Peony: Oh that icy smile, yeah...
--> Everyone looks at Tear.
--> Tear: (Nervously, then blushes) M-Me too? Um, your majesty, would you please allow us to borrow the sword?
--> Peony: Oh that hint of naivete. Yes.
--> Jade: Your Majesty--
--> Peony: Shut up. Don't beg. I'll puke.
--> Jade: Now now Your Majesty. Please allow me to offer my most sincere request.
--> Peony: No. Leave.
--> Jade: How unfortunate. We'll be taking the sword then.

** And what triggered said comment.
-->'''Luke''': Stupid, there no way you'll grow melons like that.

** It's funnier if you think how Jade probably slipped ''on purpose'' just to torment Luke, since the man grew up around those conditions. At least, I always took it as another one of Jade's jokes, due to the timing of his "slip" in the middle of his dialogue.

* In a similar vein as the above, the [[http://www.youtube.com/user/PrinceBoo21?feature=watch PrinceBoo21]] playthrough/video walkthrough of the game on Youtube has a [[{{Jerkass}} Douche-a-Meter]], a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Pwn-a-Meter]], and a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome That Was Awesome meter]]. Apart from the amusingness of this concept, no matter what he is saying, the Douche-a-Meter goes up gradually as Mohs talks. [[spoiler: and after he dies, it goes up just once more for the hell of it]]. It also does this whenever jerkass!Luke is abusing Mieu by stepping on him. The Pwn-a-Meter also does this whenever Guy has a prolonged reaction to his phobia.

-->'''Jade''': ''Well if it isn't Dist the Runny!''
-->'''Dist''': ''It's Rose, damn it! R-O-S-E, Rose!!''

-->'''Dist''': ''I, Dist, once counted that duplicitous snake Jade amongst my friends...''

-->'''ANISE''': "Colonel, what's your secret for being so strong?"
-->'''JADE''': "Simple. I ''drink people's blood''."
-->'''ANISE''': "Huh?"
-->'''JADE''': "It's so difficult when people take me seriously..."

* "You idiot! You just cost us another thousand Gald!" "Mieuuuuuuuu!"