History Funny / SystemRestore

-->'''Ibuki:'''[[WallOfText “SopunkwassweepingthemainstreamintheninetiesbutnotsomuchinJapanexceptforthesetwoAustralianbandscalledFreznalRhomb andBodyjarhaveyoueverheardofthemByakuyachantheywerebighugemaybesomeoneyouknewknewthemIbukiknewsomeonethatwasborn ataBodyjarconcertormaybedowntheroadIbukiforetsbutstillIbukillintroduceByakuyachansometime-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' “Mioda.”
-->'''Ibuki:'''[[MrExposition “ButtheninAmericapeoplelikedGreenDaymoreforsomereasonprobablybecausetheyhadanalbumcalledDookiethatstheenglishword forpoopbutIbukisheardDookieandIbukithinksiftheyusedlikesixmoreguitarstheyreallywouldvegottenthesoundtheywanted-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' “Mioda…”
-->'''Ibuki:'''[[MotorMouth “Andpeoplesaiditwasntrealpunkbecauseitwasalltoomainstreambutibukithinksthataslongasyoucarrythespiritofpunkrockinyoursoul andyourmindandyourheartandyourinnerandouterorgans-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' [[RuleOfThree “Mioda!”]]
-->'''Ibuki:''' “Eh? Byakuya-chan? What is it?”
-->'''Byakuya:''' “I’ve been listening very carefully, but… Mioda, [[{{Understatement}} you’re going too fast]]. I haven’t been able to understand a word you’ve been saying for about the past half hour.”

-->[...]
-->'''Hinata:''' What the hell's a titty?
-->''(Saionji and Koizumi burst out laughing)''

* Ibuki and Twogami's first shift of protecting the game, which (offscreen) dissolved into a discussion about their main interests. So Twogami told Ibuki about various kinds of meats (not unlike his talk during his free time event from the original game) and Ibuki decided to tell him all about punk rock. As in try to tell him the ''complete history of the genre''... [[MotorMouth in thirty minutes.]] Even Hinata was amused by this mental image and in "Ibuki's greatest amibition" we finally get to see how her "history lesson" went.
-->'''Ibuki:''' [[WallOfText “SopunkwassweepingthemainstreamintheninetiesbutnotsomuchinJapanexceptforthesetwoAustralianbandscalledFreznalRhomb andBodyjarhaveyoueverheardofthemByakuyachantheywerebighugemaybesomeoneyouknewknewthemIbukiknewsomeonethatwasborn ataBodyjarconcertormaybedowntheroadIbukiforetsbutstillIbukillintroduceByakuyachansometime-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' “Mioda.”
-->'''Ibuki:''' [[MrExposition “ButtheninAmericapeoplelikedGreenDaymoreforsomereasonprobablybecausetheyhadanalbumcalledDookiethatstheenglishword forpoopbutIbukisheardDookieandIbukithinksiftheyusedlikesixmoreguitarstheyreallywouldvegottenthesoundtheywanted-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' “Mioda…”
-->'''Ibuki:''' [[MotorMouth “Andpeoplesaiditwasntrealpunkbecauseitwasalltoomainstreambutibukithinksthataslongasyoucarrythespiritofpunkrockinyoursoul andyourmindandyourheartandyourinnerandouterorgans-”]]
-->'''Byakuya:''' [[RuleOfThree “Mioda!”]]
-->'''Ibuki:''' “Eh? Byakuya-chan? What is it?”
-->'''Byakuya:''' “I’ve been listening very carefully, but… Mioda, [[{{Understatement}} you’re going too fast]]. I haven’t been able to understand a word you’ve been saying for about the past half hour.”
* After discovering the ruins Nanami took a keen interest in them but was later ordered by Twogami to stay away from them, since (as they have an obvious [[GatlingGood gattling gun]] attached) they could be very dangerous. So what does Nanami do? After Byakuya is forced to take a much needed nap she not only goes back to the ruins ''but she tells everyone else to meet her there too.''

-->'''Ibuki:'''[[WallOfText “SopunkwassweepingthemainstreamintheninetiesbutnotsomuchinJapanexceptforthesetwoAustralianbandscalledFreznalRhomb andBodyjarhaveyoueverheardofthemByakuyachantheywerebighugemaybesomeoneyouknewknewthemIbukiknewsomeonethatwasborn ataBodyjarconcertormaybedowntheroadIbukiforetsbutstillIbukillintroduceByakuyachansometime-”]]

-->'''Ibuki:'''[[MrExposition “ButtheninAmericapeoplelikedGreenDaymoreforsomereasonprobablybecausetheyhadanalbumcalledDookiethatstheenglishword forpoopbutIbukisheardDookieandIbukithinksiftheyusedlikesixmoreguitarstheyreallywouldvegottenthesoundtheywanted-”]]

-->'''Ibuki:'''[[MotorMouth “Andpeoplesaiditwasntrealpunkbecauseitwasalltoomainstreambutibukithinksthataslongasyoucarrythespiritofpunkrockinyoursoul andyourmindandyourheartandyourinnerandouterorgans-”]]

* Nanami's {{out-of-character moment}}s after [[spoiler: contracting despair fever are hilarious, because it's Nanami acting like an aggressive, hardcore, competitive GamerChick. And her first words are "Don't be such a pussy, noob!"]]

* After discovering the ruins Nanami took a keen interest in them but was later ordered by Twogami to stay away from them, since (as they have an obvious [[MoreDakka gattling gun]] attached) they could be very dangerous. So what does Nanami do? After Byakuya is forced to take a much needed nap she not only goes back to the ruins ''but she tells everyone else to meet her there too.''
* Nanami's out of character moments after [[spoiler: contracting despair fever are hilarious, because it's Nanami acting like an aggressive, hardcore, competitive GamerGirl. And her first words are "Don't be such a pussy, noob!"]]

* Nanami's out of character moments after [[spoiler: contracting despair fever are hilarious.]]

** [[spoiler: Particularly her flustering Tsumiki who does not understand the word own.]]

* The entire "Titty Typhoon" exchange featuring a delighted Saionji yelling it all over the place, an exasperated Koizumi, and a thoroughly confused Hinata.

-->'''Ibuki:''' [[WallOfText “SopunkwassweepingthemainstreamintheninetiesbutnotsomuchinJapanexceptforthesetwoAustralianbandscalledFreznalRhombandBodyjar,haveyoueverheardofthemByakuyachantheywerebighugemaybesomeoneyouknewknewthemIbukiknewsomeonethatwasbornataBodyjarconcertormaybedowntheroad,IbukiforetsbutstillIbukillintroduceByakuyachansometime-”]]

-->'''Ibuki:''' [[MrExposition “ButtheninAmericapeoplelikedGreenDaymoreforsomereasonprobablybecausetheyhadanalbumcalledDookiethatstheenglishwordforpoopbutIbukisheardDookieandIbukithinksiftheyusedlikesixmoreguitarstheyreallywouldvegottenthesoundtheywanted-”]]

-->'''Ibuki:''' [[MotorMouth “Andpeoplesaiditwasntrealpunkbecauseitwasalltoomainstreambutibukithinksthataslongasyoucarrythespiritofpunkrockinyoursoulandyourmindandyourheartandyourinnerandouterorgans-”]]

-->'''[[MrExposition Ibuki]]:''' “SopunkwassweepingthemainstreamintheninetiesbutnotsomuchinJapanexceptforthesetwoAustralianbandscalledFreznalRhombandBodyjar
haveyoueverheardofthemByakuyachantheywerebighugemaybesomeoneyouknewknewthemIbukiknewsomeonethatwasbornataBodyjarconcertormaybedowntheroad
IbukiforetsbutstillIbukillintroduceByakuyachansometime-”

-->'''[[TheRant Ibuki]]:''' “ButtheninAmericapeoplelikedGreenDaymoreforsomereasonprobablybecausetheyhadanalbumcalledDookiethatstheenglishword
forpoopbutIbukisheardDookieandIbukithinksiftheyusedlikesixmoreguitarstheyreallywouldvegottenthesoundtheywanted-”

-->'''Ibuki:''' “Andpeoplesaiditwasntrealpunkbecauseitwasalltoomainstreambutibukithinksthataslongasyoucarrythespiritofpunkrockinyoursoulandyourmindand
yourheartandyourinnerandouterorgans-”
-->'''[[RuleOfThree Byakuya]]:'''“Mioda!”

** Pekoyama saying "You... You don't think Nidai actually pooped anywhere around here, do you?" Nidai's poop fixation in general certainly qualifies. ("A LITTLE HOLE WILL NOT SUFFICE!")