History Funny / StuartAshen

30th Jun '16 12:48:41 AM ImSpidey2
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** What's even funnier is that when Ashens brings out the first hammer, the Jar Jar figure ''[[OhCrap stops dancing and stares]]'' at said hammer...''and then starts dancing faster'', earning a "Jesus!" from Ashens, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and then the "review" starts proper.]]

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** What's even funnier is that when Ashens brings out the first hammer, the Jar Jar figure ''[[OhCrap stops dancing and stares]]'' at said hammer...''and then starts dancing faster'', earning a "Jesus!" from Ashens, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and then the "review" starts proper.]]
30th Jun '16 12:47:33 AM ImSpidey2
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** What's even funnier is that when Ashens brings out the first hammer, the Jar Jar figure ''[[OhCrap stops dancing and stares]]'' at said hammer...''and then starts dancing faster'', earning a "Jesus!" from Ashens, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and then the "review" starts proper.]]
29th Jun '16 4:07:15 AM ImSpidey2
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** The other reinterpritations of people's names - Nicola Amati becomes "Nicholas, Marty", Antonio Stradivari becomes "Antonio Stella bottom tile", and Giuseppe Guarneri becomes "ji plug pu . melon nai".

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** The other reinterpritations of people's names - Nicola Amati becomes "Nicholas, "nicolas, Marty", Antonio Stradivari becomes "Antonio Stella bottom tile", and Giuseppe Guarneri becomes "ji ''"ji plug pu . melon nai".nai"''.
18th Jun '16 3:37:11 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* From his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXxttqyOGWU Gamestation review]]: He finds himself faced with one of those notorious plastic clamshell packagings that are [[MadeOfIndestructium practically impossible to open up]]. He decides to go ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' and whack at the packaging with a crowbar. It doesn't work. ("For God's sake, doesn't anything in video games work in real life?!") He then resorts to "the ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' method": grinding a {{chainsaw|Good}} against the casing.
27th May '16 5:32:15 PM nombretomado
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* His reaction to the "Welcome Park" in his PSVita review.

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* His reaction to the "Welcome Park" in his PSVita UsefulNotes/PSVita review.
18th May '16 6:06:07 AM valozzy
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** Even better: Later, while filming in the dark to capture the screen better, [[spoiler:it takes him completely unawares and pokes him in the eye.]] Yes, it's a bit schadenfreude-ish, but that just serves to highlight how ridiculous the [[spoiler:TV antenna]] is.

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** Even better: Later, while filming in the dark to capture the screen better, [[spoiler:it takes him completely unawares unaware and pokes him in the eye.]] Yes, it's a bit schadenfreude-ish, but that just serves to highlight how ridiculous the [[spoiler:TV antenna]] is.
28th Apr '16 4:35:08 PM Zarina
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* Loot Crate sent Stuart a special package, which they requested he open on-camera. He correctly predicted that it would contain [[spoiler: an entire shipment of [[MemeticMutation FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS]].]]
-->'''Ashens''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's going to take me ages to eat all of these.]]
14th Apr '16 5:42:06 AM IvanovTroping97
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** Pretty much anytime Stuart makes fun of himself counts.
9th Apr '16 6:53:56 AM Supreme_Bananas
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* When reviewing the knockoff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSO1KWLGd50 "iPhone 5G,"]] he discovers the stylus slot for the phone. [[spoiler:It's actually a slot for a hidden aerial.]] This itself is funny enough, but the eternally-cool Ashens ''completely loses it'' at this discovery, and laughs so hard he has to jump cut over it. And then it gets so bad, he ''stops and says a prayer to Zeus thanking him for how absurd the knockoff phone is.'' [[spoiler:It's especially funny when you consider the actual [=iPhone=] 4's notorious signal problem.]]

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* When reviewing the knockoff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSO1KWLGd50 [[https://youtu.be/CSO1KWLGd50?t=5m27s "iPhone 5G,"]] he discovers the stylus slot for the phone. [[spoiler:It's actually a slot for a hidden aerial.]] This itself is funny enough, but the eternally-cool Ashens ''completely loses it'' at this discovery, and laughs so hard he has to jump cut over it. And then it gets so bad, he ''stops and says a prayer to Zeus thanking him for how absurd the knockoff phone is.'' [[spoiler:It's especially funny when you consider the actual [=iPhone=] 4's notorious signal problem.]]
7th Apr '16 11:26:44 PM IvanovTroping97
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--> Chef Excellence is some kind of superpowered being from another dimension who has been brought across to our world in order to fight his evil nemesis, Chef Ineptitude. Now, Chef Ineptitude is scouring the world to try and find his three dark liutenants: Chef Tongue, Chef Hair & Chef Rude. Now, the thing is, if he manages to get hold of all of them, he will absorb their souls and form the incredibly destructive creature - Chef Pestilence, who will destroy the world in a wave of poncy and extremely antisocial nastiness. Meanwhile, our hero, Chef Excellence, will, of course, go along, capture them first and store them in his special bags he's produced for the purpose - Stay Fresh Evil Bags.

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--> Chef Excellence is some kind of superpowered being from another dimension who has been brought across to our world in order to fight his evil nemesis, Chef Ineptitude. Now, Chef Ineptitude is scouring the world to try and find his three dark liutenants: Chef Tongue, Chef Hair & Chef Rude. Now, the thing is, if he manages to get hold of all of them, he will absorb their souls and form the incredibly destructive creature - Chef Pestilence, who will destroy the world in a wave of overly poncy and extremely antisocial nastiness. Meanwhile, our hero, Chef Excellence, will, of course, go along, capture them first and store them in his special bags he's produced for the purpose - Stay Fresh Evil Bags.
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