History Funny / StuartAshen

16th Nov '17 3:33:27 AM MadMidnightDreams
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2trZ54aCvw 10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 13]] starts off fairly ordinary, until the plastic radio is played, and it happens to trigger YouTube's copyright. [[spoiler:QUACK QUACK. ITALIAN MUSIC. QUACK QUACK QUACK. ITALIAN MUSIC]].



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2trZ54aCvw 10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 13]] starts off fairly ordinary, until the plastic radio is played, and it happens to trigger YouTube's copyright. [[spoiler:QUACK QUACK. ITALIAN MUSIC. QUACK QUACK QUACK. ITALIAN MUSIC]].
1st Nov '17 7:42:42 PM Mineboot45
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1st Nov '17 7:42:26 PM Mineboot45
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[[folder:10 Reviews in 10 Minutes]]
* The second episode sees a fake LEGO set, sending Stu into hysterics as to how he'll build it in a minute. He only gets to assembling the minifigure before the time runs out after spending a good third of the time limit trying to get it open ("Packaging by Fort Knox"). [[{{Irony}} The next item is a package opener.]]
** The stinger features the fully-assembled set (a tractor), which is so cheaply designed that the figure can't be put inside.
* In the third "10 Reviews" video, one of the items he reviewed was a dummy (or pacifier, to those in the Americas), marketed as an "appeasing nipple". Also featured on the packaging was one of the most bizarre, meaningless, but undeniably magical bits of Engrish, "Kind mothers surely will have MUMLOVE!" Stu and Dan broke down into hysterical laughter at this complete nonsense, and really, who could blame them?
* The fourth "10 Reviews" video has a "Set Funny Pony". Of course, it's a pink pony toy with an oversized forehead, and the box has a bunch of stolen "WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic" art on it. [[OffWithHisHead Stuart decapitates it with a hunting knife.]]
--->'''Stuart''': I always wanted a ''My Little Pony'' abattoir set.
* In "10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 5", after Dan carefully sets down a fragile-looking (but creepily deformed) doll, Stuart (quite methodically) looks at it, places it at the back of the sofa, asks Dan to retrieve a nearby crowbar, and proceeds to smash the everloving hell out of it. And he still ends up with about 20 seconds left!
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* In "10 Reviews in 10 Minutes 5", after Dan carefully sets down a fragile-looking (but creepily deformed) doll, Stuart (quite methodically) looks at it, places it at the back of the sofa, asks Dan to retrieve a nearby crowbar, and proceeds to smash the everloving hell out of it. And he still ends up with about 20 seconds left!
** In the third "10 Reviews" video, one of the items he reviewed was a dummy (or pacifier, to those in the Americas), marketed as an "appeasing nipple". Also featured on the packaging was one of the most bizarre, meaningless, but undeniably magical bits of Engrish, "Kind mothers surely will have MUMLOVE!" Stu and Dan broke down into hysterical laughter at this complete nonsense, and really, who could blame them?
** The fourth "10 Reviews" video has a "Set Funny Pony". Of course, it's a pink pony toy with an oversized forehead, and the box has a bunch of stolen "WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic" art on it. [[OffWithHisHead Stuart decapitates it with a hunting knife.]]
--->'''Stuart''': I always wanted a ''My Little Pony'' abattoir set.
30th Oct '17 12:43:06 AM MorphinBrony
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--->"It exists in an alternate [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimension, does it?"

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--->"It exists in an alternate another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimension, does it?"
30th Oct '17 12:40:22 AM MorphinBrony
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** His "punishment" for the Newton is to write down a bunch of town names that, like Worcester, has counter-intuitive pronunciation (Happisburgh, Postwick, Stiffkey, Costessey). The Newton, of course, recognized none of them.

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** His "punishment" for the Newton is to write down a bunch of town names that, like Worcester, has counter-intuitive pronunciation (Happisburgh, pronunciation, namely Happisburgh, Postwick, Stiffkey, Costessey). and Costessey. The Newton, of course, recognized none of them.them; they were respectively changed to Hanoi, "Boston Big", "H", and "East."
29th Oct '17 10:27:38 AM MorphinBrony
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--->"It exists in an alternate [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimensionm does it?"
* Ashen's reaction to the 'I love you balloons' that they looked like ''condoms'' in the 2015 Valentines Special.

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--->"It exists in an alternate [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimensionm dimension, does it?"
* Ashen's reaction to the 'I love you balloons' was that they looked like ''condoms'' in the 2015 Valentines Special.
29th Oct '17 10:26:44 AM MorphinBrony
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** Also, Halley's comet apparently has negative mass.
--->"It exists in an alternate [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimensionm does it?"
29th Sep '17 1:09:40 PM CantNotLookAtThisSite
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** The sample the robot plays is so bitcrushed that it sounds like it's groaning in pain.
12th Sep '17 9:40:14 PM MorphinBrony
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--> YOU HAVE SHOWN THESE HUMANS TOO MUCH.
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