History Funny / StartrekDeepspaceNine

15th Jul '17 3:27:37 PM Ciara25
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** What makes it even funnier is that Worf grew up in a Federation colony and played human sports (which sadly includes accidentally killing another boy while playing soccer) so he likely well understands 'chatter' -- he's just choosing to play the 'angry Klingon' up to the hilt.
12th Jul '17 1:24:49 PM Ciara25
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** And later when Kira interrupts while he's fitting some new pants for Quark in order to threaten him about Ziyal, the latter jokingly muses how it could possibly be a plan between the two women -- Kira makes him let his guard down, and Ziyal takes him out. It's hilarious to watch the normally calm and collected Garak wide-eyed with paranoia and dread.
10th Jul '17 1:21:53 PM LtFedora
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* Odo and Worf describing the various ways to be antisocial.
8th Jul '17 10:50:09 PM harlbior
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* During "Business As Usual" a ragged O'Brien puts Yoshi down for a nap...in ops. Specifically, the pit. Everyone in ops [[CutenessProximity comes over to see him.]]
** Julian's professional opinion as Chief Medical Officer as to why Yoshi won't sleep.

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* During "Business As Usual" a ragged O'Brien puts Yoshi down Quark and Gaila are waiting for Hagath in the bar. Quark is ProperlyParanoid that Odo may be spying on him, so he starts ''rattling the chairs''.
-->'''Gaila:''': Would you ''stop doing that?!''
-->'''Quark:''' Shhh! Just being careful. Odo could be anywhere! (''thinks
for a nap...in ops. Specifically, moment'') ..Or any''thing''.
-->(''Quark grabs Gaila's drink out of his hand and puts his finger into it.'')
-->'''Gaila:''' Quark! (''grabs his glass back'') We saw him walk down
the pit. Everyone in ops [[CutenessProximity comes over to see him.]]
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Promenade five minutes ago.
-->'''Quark:''' He's very tricky!
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Julian's professional opinion as Chief Medical Officer as to why Yoshi won't sleep.




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* A ragged O'Brien puts Yoshi down for a nap...in ops. Specifically, the pit. Everyone in ops [[CutenessProximity comes over to see him.]]
3rd Jul '17 4:55:43 PM NateTheGreat
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** Worf tells Ezri that Miles and Julian are children playing with their Alamo model. Then he stops mocking the idea in general and turns to the hopelessness of the task, saying that the Alamo needed more men. Ezri teases him by saying he should go down to "help" Miles and Julian. Shades of "the lady doth protest too much, methinks."
3rd Jul '17 8:00:27 AM Scorntex
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** Quark trying to see if there's a "hidden message" in the book of Revised Rules of Acquisition...culminating in his ''licking the cover''!
** When Quark explains that being associated with Zek's new Rules would lead to them all being thrown from the Tower of Commerce, pointing dramatically up. Cue the following:
---> '''Rom:''' The ''Tower of Commerce''?! But...that's the tallest building in the Ferengi Alliance. A...fall from ''that'' height could...\\

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** * Quark trying to see if there's a "hidden message" in the book of Revised Rules of Acquisition...culminating in his ''licking the cover''!
** * When Quark explains that being associated with Zek's new Rules would lead to them all being thrown from the Tower of Commerce, pointing dramatically up. Cue the following:
---> --> '''Rom:''' The ''Tower of Commerce''?! But...that's the tallest building in the Ferengi Alliance. A...fall from ''that'' height could...\\



** Two words: [[RunningGag beetle snuff]].
** The revised Rules of Acquisition themselves and Quark and Rom's reaction to them.
--->'''Quark''': I can take it. Tell me.
--->'''Rom''': Rule number two hundred and eighty five. A good deed is its own reward. ... ... Brother, are you all right?
--->'''Quark''': I just have to sit down.

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** * Two words: [[RunningGag beetle snuff]].
** * The revised Rules of Acquisition themselves and Quark and Rom's reaction to them.
--->'''Quark''': -->'''Quark''': I can take it. Tell me.
--->'''Rom''': -->'''Rom''': Rule number two hundred and eighty five. A good deed is its own reward. ... ... Brother, are you all right?
--->'''Quark''': -->'''Quark''': I just have to sit down.






-->'''Bashir''': "You know, no one ever met my great-grandfather. This could be a predestination paradox! Come on, chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy? I may be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own... [[MyOwnGrampa great-grandfather]]."\\

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-->'''Bashir''': "You You know, no one ever met my great-grandfather. This could be a predestination paradox! Come on, chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy? I may be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own... [[MyOwnGrampa great-grandfather]]."\\\\



'''Bashir''': "Come on, Chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\
'''O'Brien''': "I can try."\\
'''Bashir''': "All right, but I can't wait to see the look on your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you find out ''I never existed!''"

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'''Bashir''': "Come Come on, Chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\
this!\\
'''O'Brien''': "I I can try."\\
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'''Bashir''': "All All right, but I can't wait to see the look on your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you find out ''I never existed!''"existed!''


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-->'''Dulmer:''' ''(after Sisko unwittingly makes a bit of wordplay)'' Was that a joke?\\
'''Sisko:''' No.\\
'''Dulmer:''' Good.\\
'''Lucsly:''' ''(utterly stone-faced)'' We hate those.

-->'''Dulmer:''' ''(later on)'' Are you saying that this was a pre-destination paradox, that you were met to go back in time?\\
'''Sisko:''' No.\\
'''Dulmer:''' Good.\\
'''Lucsly:''' We hate those, too.

-->'''Sisko:''' ''(on whether he thinks anything might have changed)'' My crew and I would have noticed if anything had changed the instant we got back.\\
'''Lucsly:''' ''(to Dulmer)'' Why do they ''always'' say that?


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** Before that, the barmaid having to point out the Klingons to Bashir and O'Brien.
--->'''Bashir:''' ''(looking at the TOS Klingons)'' Those are Klingons?\\
'''Barmaid:''' ... I think you fellas have had enough to drink.
2nd Jul '17 10:37:46 AM NateTheGreat
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** Quark somehow getting into the discussion and mentioning that Ferengi men have to pay their women for the duration of the pregnancy--they consider it more of a "rental."

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** * Quark somehow getting into the discussion and mentioning that Ferengi men have to pay their women for the duration of the pregnancy--they consider it more of a "rental."



** Bashir is about to throw a pebble into an ocean to pass time. The ocean in question is the ''Great Link of the Founders''.

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** * Bashir is about to throw a pebble into an ocean to pass time. The ocean in question is the ''Great Link of the Founders''.
26th May '17 8:23:45 PM Meltemi
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-->'''Worf:''' I did not expect it to be you, Doctor.\\
'''Bashir:''' *looks meaningfully at the others* Neither did I.
23rd May '17 5:01:26 PM StarTropes
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* Nog reporting for the mission with his relatively[[note]]this being Star Trek and Nog being five feet tall on a very good day[[/note]] [[BfG huge phaser rifle]] held at Port Arms.



* Nog reporting for the mission with his relatively[[note]]this being Star Trek and Nog being five feet tall on a very good day[[/note]] [[BfG huge phaser rifle]] held at Port Arms.
21st May '17 2:26:45 PM NateTheGreat
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** How can you have a moment be both this and [[Awesome/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Awesome]] at the same time? Garak walks up to Dukat and offer his hand in defending the Council from Klingons about to invade the station. While Dukat accepts the help, he and Garak trade barbs the entire time... ''[[CasualDangerDialogue even while holding off a rush of about ten Klingons.]]''

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** * How can you have a moment be both this and [[Awesome/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Awesome]] at the same time? Garak walks up to Dukat and offer his hand in defending the Council from Klingons about to invade the station. While Dukat accepts the help, he and Garak trade barbs the entire time... ''[[CasualDangerDialogue even while holding off a rush of about ten Klingons.]]''



** Also, the priceless reply to a belligerent Klingon insulting Odo (in [[PardonMyKlingon his native tongue]], naturally):

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** * Also, the priceless reply to a belligerent Klingon insulting Odo (in [[PardonMyKlingon his native tongue]], naturally):



** The Klingons were just before hassling Morn, asking "So what it is it that you do on this station?" (He is, of course, Quark's chief customer/mascot.)

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** * The Klingons were just before hassling Morn, asking "So what it is it that you do on this station?" (He is, of course, Quark's chief customer/mascot.)
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