History Funny / StargateSG1

12th Dec '16 7:02:20 PM harlbior
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* Teal'c explains Jaffa divorce customs in "Affinity":
-->'''Teal'c:''' If a dispute between a Jaffa and his wife cannot be settled, it necessitates a pledge break. It must be offered by one and accepted by the other.\\
'''Daniel:''' And if even that is refused?\\
'''Teal'c:''' A weapon is required.



* Teal'c explains Jaffa divorce customs.
-->'''Teal'c:''' If a dispute between a Jaffa and his wife cannot be settled, it necessitates a pledge break. It must be offered by one and accepted by the other.\\
'''Daniel:''' And if even that is refused?\\
'''Teal'c:''' A weapon is required.
10th Dec '16 10:23:02 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* In "Chimera", SG-1 has a stakeout of Daniel's house to keep tabs on Osiris while Daniel's asleep.

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* In At the start of "Chimera", Sam's humming the show's theme.
** Later in the episode,
SG-1 has a stakeout of Daniel's house to keep tabs on Osiris while Daniel's asleep.
2nd Dec '16 10:15:55 AM DarkPhoenix94
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'''Jack''': I can see why.

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'''Jack''': This I can see why.understand.
27th Nov '16 10:26:17 PM vn70072
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* In the same episode, O'Neill repeatedly taunts Ba'al and refers to the (former) System Lord Camulus as "Camel-ass"
9th Oct '16 10:42:37 PM DokutaMaki
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* The episode ''Touchstone'' gives us some pleasant conversation between Teal'c and Harry Maybourne:
-->'''Maybourne''': Teal'c! It's good to see you well.
-->'''Teal'c''': In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
-->'''Maybourne''': Well, isn't that...interesting.
24th Aug '16 12:24:08 AM harlbior
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* From Episode 6: "Beachead", Nerus, a Goa'uld inventor, is amazed when he tries ''grapes'':
-->'''Nerus''': Mmm! No seeds! How is that possible?!
-->'''Daniel''': [[DeadpanSnarker It's a state secret, but we're willing to negotiate.]]
-->'''Nerus''': [[ArbitrarySkepticism That's impossible]], but delicious!
17th Jul '16 9:47:14 PM PeppermintTwist
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* After a quite tense episode, the ending of "Bane" is [[MoodWhiplash quite lighthearted and funny.]] As thanks for looking out for him, Teal'c brings Ally, the young girl her befriended, a new squirt gun. A ''filled'' new squirt gun. Which she immediately tries on Teal'c.
--> '''Daniel:''' ...Guess we shouldn'ta loaded it, huh?
--> '''Teal'c:''' ''[slowly puts on a pair of sunglasses]'' How else will she defend herself? ''[[TheComicallySerious *casually squirts Daniel with his own squirt gun*]]''
7th Jul '16 3:04:26 AM mysterykcad
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* Later on in "Seth", O'Neill, Carter, and Jackson are captured by the titular Goa'uld. When Seth asks them who they are, O'Neill claims that they're TheThreeStooges.
-->'''Seth:''' Who are you?\\
'''O'Neill:''' Well I'm Larry. ''(pans to Carter)'' This is Moe. ''(pans to Daniel)'' And of course, everyone's favorite: Curly.
22nd Jun '16 12:06:59 PM MrDeath
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* "Unnatural Selection"
--> O'Neill trying to eat Teal'c's ice cream only to have him pull away the ice cream and glare while getting a new carton for him.
--> Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he exchanges their cartons

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* "Unnatural Selection"
-->
Selection":
**
O'Neill trying tries to eat get a bite of Teal'c's ice cream only to have him Teal'c defensively pull away the ice cream cream, glare, and glare maintain eye contact while getting a new carton for him.
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O'Neill. Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he wordlessly exchanges their cartonscartons.



-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. *{{Beat}}* Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.

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-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. *{{Beat}}* ''[{{Beat}}]'' Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.
2nd May '16 6:16:26 PM DarkHunter
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-->'''O'Neill''': Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.\\
'''Teal'c''': I shall attempt to translate one: A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow. The Horus Guard's beak glistens. The Setesh Guard's... nose drips. ''*bursts out in laughter... only to trail off when he sees everyone else is just staring blankly*''
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