History Funny / StargateSG1

1st Jun '17 11:29:33 AM Macgyver644200
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** Though the joke still works if you know what a Set animal looks like. Not overly impressive compared the the Serpent and Horus guards.
12th May '17 5:41:06 PM DarkHunter
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'''Jack:''' Did you know your ship's bigger than ours?\\

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'''Jack:''' Did you know your ship's bigger than ours?\\ours?



'''Hammond''': (''fast-forwards''0 He goes on like that for a while.\\

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'''Hammond''': (''fast-forwards''0 (''fast-forwards'') He goes on like that for a while.\\
4th May '17 10:05:13 AM CosmicFerret
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-->'''Don S. Davis:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQF2luNw2JY I'd be my own damn role, I have the best chair on the set.]]

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-->'''Don S. Davis:''' -->'''Creator/DonSDavis:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQF2luNw2JY I'd be my own damn role, I have the best chair on the set.]]
12th Dec '16 7:02:20 PM harlbior
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* Teal'c explains Jaffa divorce customs in "Affinity":
-->'''Teal'c:''' If a dispute between a Jaffa and his wife cannot be settled, it necessitates a pledge break. It must be offered by one and accepted by the other.\\
'''Daniel:''' And if even that is refused?\\
'''Teal'c:''' A weapon is required.



* Teal'c explains Jaffa divorce customs.
-->'''Teal'c:''' If a dispute between a Jaffa and his wife cannot be settled, it necessitates a pledge break. It must be offered by one and accepted by the other.\\
'''Daniel:''' And if even that is refused?\\
'''Teal'c:''' A weapon is required.
10th Dec '16 10:23:02 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* In "Chimera", SG-1 has a stakeout of Daniel's house to keep tabs on Osiris while Daniel's asleep.

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* In At the start of "Chimera", Sam's humming the show's theme.
** Later in the episode,
SG-1 has a stakeout of Daniel's house to keep tabs on Osiris while Daniel's asleep.
2nd Dec '16 10:15:55 AM DarkPhoenix94
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'''Jack''': I can see why.

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'''Jack''': This I can see why.understand.
27th Nov '16 10:26:17 PM vn70072
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* In the same episode, O'Neill repeatedly taunts Ba'al and refers to the (former) System Lord Camulus as "Camel-ass"
9th Oct '16 10:42:37 PM DokutaMaki
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* The episode ''Touchstone'' gives us some pleasant conversation between Teal'c and Harry Maybourne:
-->'''Maybourne''': Teal'c! It's good to see you well.
-->'''Teal'c''': In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
-->'''Maybourne''': Well, isn't that...interesting.
24th Aug '16 12:24:08 AM harlbior
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* From Episode 6: "Beachead", Nerus, a Goa'uld inventor, is amazed when he tries ''grapes'':
-->'''Nerus''': Mmm! No seeds! How is that possible?!
-->'''Daniel''': [[DeadpanSnarker It's a state secret, but we're willing to negotiate.]]
-->'''Nerus''': [[ArbitrarySkepticism That's impossible]], but delicious!
17th Jul '16 9:47:14 PM PeppermintTwist
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* After a quite tense episode, the ending of "Bane" is [[MoodWhiplash quite lighthearted and funny.]] As thanks for looking out for him, Teal'c brings Ally, the young girl her befriended, a new squirt gun. A ''filled'' new squirt gun. Which she immediately tries on Teal'c.
--> '''Daniel:''' ...Guess we shouldn'ta loaded it, huh?
--> '''Teal'c:''' ''[slowly puts on a pair of sunglasses]'' How else will she defend herself? ''[[TheComicallySerious *casually squirts Daniel with his own squirt gun*]]''
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