History Funny / StargateSG1

24th Aug '16 12:24:08 AM harlbior
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* From Episode 6: "Beachead", Nerus, a Goa'uld inventor, is amazed when he tries ''grapes'':
-->'''Nerus''': Mmm! No seeds! How is that possible?!
-->'''Daniel''': [[DeadpanSnarker It's a state secret, but we're willing to negotiate.]]
-->'''Nerus''': [[ArbitrarySkepticism That's impossible]], but delicious!
17th Jul '16 9:47:14 PM PeppermintTwist
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* After a quite tense episode, the ending of "Bane" is [[MoodWhiplash quite lighthearted and funny.]] As thanks for looking out for him, Teal'c brings Ally, the young girl her befriended, a new squirt gun. A ''filled'' new squirt gun. Which she immediately tries on Teal'c.
--> '''Daniel:''' ...Guess we shouldn'ta loaded it, huh?
--> '''Teal'c:''' ''[slowly puts on a pair of sunglasses]'' How else will she defend herself? ''[[TheComicallySerious *casually squirts Daniel with his own squirt gun*]]''
7th Jul '16 3:04:26 AM mysterykcad
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* Later on in "Seth", O'Neill, Carter, and Jackson are captured by the titular Goa'uld. When Seth asks them who they are, O'Neill claims that they're TheThreeStooges.
-->'''Seth:''' Who are you?\\
'''O'Neill:''' Well I'm Larry. ''(pans to Carter)'' This is Moe. ''(pans to Daniel)'' And of course, everyone's favorite: Curly.
22nd Jun '16 12:06:59 PM MrDeath
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* "Unnatural Selection"
--> O'Neill trying to eat Teal'c's ice cream only to have him pull away the ice cream and glare while getting a new carton for him.
--> Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he exchanges their cartons

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* "Unnatural Selection"
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Selection":
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O'Neill trying tries to eat get a bite of Teal'c's ice cream only to have him Teal'c defensively pull away the ice cream cream, glare, and glare maintain eye contact while getting a new carton for him.
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O'Neill. Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he wordlessly exchanges their cartonscartons.



-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. *{{Beat}}* Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.

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-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. *{{Beat}}* ''[{{Beat}}]'' Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.
2nd May '16 6:16:26 PM DarkHunter
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-->'''O'Neill''': Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.\\
'''Teal'c''': I shall attempt to translate one: A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow. The Horus Guard's beak glistens. The Setesh Guard's... nose drips. ''*bursts out in laughter... only to trail off when he sees everyone else is just staring blankly*''
27th Feb '16 9:14:07 AM AnneElliotsCat
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* "Upgrades". Pretty much the whole episode, with highest laughs for the team's run for steak. "Big, red, juicy . . . meat."
14th Feb '16 5:34:52 PM SG13Civilian
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* "Unnatural Selection"
--> O'Neill trying to eat Teal'c's ice cream only to have him pull away the ice cream and glare while getting a new carton for him.
--> Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he exchanges their cartons
9th Feb '16 5:19:02 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Cam taking Sheppard's advice and keeping McKay in line by waving a lemon in his face.



-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.

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-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} *{{Beat}}* Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.one.
** And after that, Landry imitating a duck's mating call as part of a none too subtle attempt to coerce Cam into going bird-watching with him, while the latter looks like he's dying on the inside.
9th Feb '16 5:14:56 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Later that episode, after the storm has washed out the road.
-->'''Cam''': Sir, you are a powerful Air Force General. You could order a chopper up here to collect us.
-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.
9th Feb '16 4:53:09 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Cam's poorly judged metaphor about Daniel's excitement at the chance to get at a whole bunch of ancient reference material on Merlin and Landry's response at the start of "Uninvited."
-->'''Cam''': Happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
-->'''Landry''': I was a big boy, I don't appreciate comments like that.
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