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2nd May '16 6:16:26 PM DarkHunter
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-->'''O'Neill''': Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.\\
'''Teal'c''': I shall attempt to translate one: A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow. The Horus Guard's beak glistens. The Setesh Guard's... nose drips. ''*bursts out in laughter... only to trail off when he sees everyone else is just staring blankly*''
27th Feb '16 9:14:07 AM AnneElliotsCat
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* "Upgrades". Pretty much the whole episode, with highest laughs for the team's run for steak. "Big, red, juicy . . . meat."
14th Feb '16 5:34:52 PM SG13Civilian
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* "Unnatural Selection"
--> O'Neill trying to eat Teal'c's ice cream only to have him pull away the ice cream and glare while getting a new carton for him.
--> Later in the same scene Teal'c decides he wants O'Neill's ice cream so he exchanges their cartons
9th Feb '16 5:19:02 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Cam taking Sheppard's advice and keeping McKay in line by waving a lemon in his face.



-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.

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-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} *{{Beat}}* Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.one.
** And after that, Landry imitating a duck's mating call as part of a none too subtle attempt to coerce Cam into going bird-watching with him, while the latter looks like he's dying on the inside.
9th Feb '16 5:14:56 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Later that episode, after the storm has washed out the road.
-->'''Cam''': Sir, you are a powerful Air Force General. You could order a chopper up here to collect us.
-->'''Landry''': We don't use helicopters for that sort of thing, Colonel. {{Beat}} Besides, I already checked, there wasn't one.
9th Feb '16 4:53:09 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Cam's poorly judged metaphor about Daniel's excitement at the chance to get at a whole bunch of ancient reference material on Merlin and Landry's response at the start of "Uninvited."
-->'''Cam''': Happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
-->'''Landry''': I was a big boy, I don't appreciate comments like that.
28th Jan '16 5:27:02 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Then later.

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** A bit before that, when Maybourne renames the Ojen Fruit as the Guango (like a Guava and a Mango) on Daniel's suggestion, almost everyone immediately applauds.
** Then later.later, on the same theme.
28th Jan '16 5:25:25 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** And at the end.
-->'''Maybourne''': I can't leave my home, my friends, my wives...
-->'''Carter''': ''Wives?''
--> *Maybourne smirks and glances at the pretty young women behind him*
** A moment after that.
-->'''O'Neill''': Wives. *Maybourne continues smirking, O'Neill shakes his head and walks through the gate*
19th Jan '16 1:02:23 AM DarkPhoenix94
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* "Desperate Measures."
** When Carter is kidnapped by the men in black, the reaction of the old hobo watching is perfect.
--> Ninjas!
17th Jan '16 2:57:07 AM DarkPhoenix94
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** In the background, as Daniel is puzzling things out, Teal'c reaches down and lifts Jack with one hand, dumping him face down on the bed.

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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent In the background, background,]] as Daniel is puzzling things out, Teal'c reaches down and lifts Jack with one hand, dumping him face down on the bed.


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** When Doctor Rothman is trying to figure out the skull and asks his lab tech his opinion.
-->'''Rothman''': Teleportation device. What do you think?
-->'''Techie''': I think you're going to be fired.
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