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* Private Will Helms' introduction sets up [[ButtMonkey the basics about the character]]. He introduces himself to Zolph by pointing that Zolph killed him five years back in the prologue. Only to be killed again seconds later by combination of being sucked into space and [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill then being vaporized by the Conqueror's plasma cannon]] in the firing cycle, all because of [[NoOSHACompliance shoddy safety regulations]]. And his reaction suggests this isn't even the first time he's died this way.


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[[AC: Chapter 6: Invasion]]
* This was a very dark chapter, but it wasn't completely devoid of humor. Particularly Grein's idea of home security: [[TheKeyIsBehindTheLock There is no access terminal for the door on the outside of the house.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Completely insane from the viewpoint of any other person]], but for someone who can liquefy themselves and crawl through the cracks, it's very practical.
* After witnessing Grein's ability to liquefy herself and any possessions on her, Zolph asks if her clothing is actually made of water and she's technically naked. Grein simply responds with a rhetorical question [[MST3KMantra about how her lightsaber liquefied]].
* Upon seeing the ''Blazing Manta'', we finally get some context as to why Zolph gets picked on for flying ships. There was an incident during the Yuuzhan Vong invasion where he was flying an older model Corellian YT-series freighter (like the ''Millenium Falcon'') and wrecked it because of an asymmetrically-positioned cockpit. And even worse for Zolph, [[NeverLiveItDown the whole galaxy seems to know about it]].
* After some serious exposition on what the Forceless Collective is and how the Valkoran are connected, Zolph makes [[INeedAFreakingDrink an exasperated reaction]] to the fact that he's getting involved in [[OutsideContextProblem yet another war with a group of weirdos]].
-->'''Zolph:''' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get some rest. We've still got a long way to go before reaching the Academy, and today, as well as the past five years of my life, has just been a parade of freaks.
8th Jul '17 8:27:02 PM GahmahRaan
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[[AC: Chapter 5: The Contact]]
* Upon landing on Sleheyron, Zolph attempts to get into Girdretto's estate gradually get more and more over-the-top. When Girdretto refuses to let him in, he tries to [[JediMindTrick Mind Trick]] his way in, only to be reminded that [[NoSell Girdretto is a Toydarian]]. After destroying his droids, Zolph tries to cut down with his lightsaber, only to have it bounce off because of a [[KryptoniteIsEverywhere lightsaber-resistant coating]]. Then Zolph tries to blow the door up with a bomb, only to be told that door would survive the explosion, but he and the landing pad would be destroyed.
* It turns out that [[ShaggyDogStory interrogating Girdretto was completely unnecessary]], as Grein knows more about Terraris than he does. And she told Zolph this was unnecessary. So Zolph went through an AbsurdlySpaciousSewer for no reason. But on a darker note, this keeps them there long enough to witness the Forceless invasion of Sleheyron.
28th Dec '16 9:37:43 PM GahmahRaan
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[[AC: Chapter 4: Demon of Tatooine]]
* This chapter establishes that [[ButtMonkey Private Helms']] own colleagues are aware of his inability to stay dead to the point of [[ComedicSociopathy abusing it]]. Here, they keep sending Helms as bait for the various [[DurableDeathtrap ancient but functional deathtraps]] in the Rakata ruins so other Valkoran troops won't be killed by them. When he gets sent into a trap that unexpectedly has a [[AntlionMonster sarlacc]] underneath it, instead of [[AndIMustScream being digested alive for the next thousand years (and thus preventing him from resurrecting)]], the sarlacc just vomits him into the ceiling at high-velocity.
21st Aug '15 9:31:59 PM GahmahRaan
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[[AC: Chapter 1: Five Years Later]]
* After Zolph cuts off Admiral Gravlek's limbs and triggers a DeadManSwitch that blows up the ''Conqueror'''s engines and sends the ship on a collision course with Acropolis Station, Zolph not only reacts with [[BigWhat utter bafflement]] at the idea of the engines seemingly blowing up at random and vital-triggered bombs, but also questions the physics of how an engine explosion would propel the ship towards Ithor's gravity well... [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall before remembering that the laws of physics in his universe aren't always consistent]].
* While escaping the ''Conqueror'', as Zolph steals a Valkoran ''Firaxa'' fighter, he carries over the earlier nod to the laws of physics by praying that it doesn't break just to screw him over (a light-hearted jab to the changing incline physics of the ''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Invisible Hand]]'' falling towards Coruscant despite having artificial gravity).
--> '''Zolph Vaelor:''' "Come on, physics, don't fail me now."
29th Mar '15 10:50:14 AM GahmahRaan
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30th Jan '13 1:38:15 AM GahmahRaan
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