History Funny / StarTrekTheOriginalSeries

17th Jan '17 12:43:32 PM HeroGal2347
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* Spock's OOCIsSeriousBusiness moment near the end is a fine example of {{Narm}}. After Spock enters the room to find the [[MonsterOfTheWeek Salt Vampire]], [[VoluntaryShapeshifting in Nancy Crater's form]], advancing on Kirk, he turns to [=McCoy=] and yells for the doctor to shoot the creature. [=McCoy=] vehemently refuses (believing it to be Nancy), so Spock grabs for [=McCoy=]'s phaser before getting between Kirk and Creature!Nancy and yelling "It's killing the captain! SHOOT IT, QUICK!" When [=McCoy=] still refuses to fire, [[WouldHitAGirl Spock starts punching Creature!Nancy]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown repeatedly]], to [[NoSell no noticeable effect]] upon the creature.

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* Spock's OOCIsSeriousBusiness moment near the end is a fine example of {{Narm}}. After Spock enters the room to find the [[MonsterOfTheWeek Salt Vampire]], [[VoluntaryShapeshifting in Nancy Crater's form]], advancing on Kirk, he turns to [=McCoy=] and yells for the doctor to shoot the creature. [=McCoy=] vehemently refuses (believing it to be Nancy), so Spock grabs for [=McCoy=]'s phaser before [[GoThroughMe getting between Kirk and Creature!Nancy Creature!Nancy]] and yelling "It's killing the captain! SHOOT IT, QUICK!" When [=McCoy=] still refuses to fire, [[WouldHitAGirl Spock starts punching Creature!Nancy]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown repeatedly]], to [[NoSell no noticeable effect]] upon the creature.



-->[''StunnedSilence as Janice!Kirk [[DeathGlare glares at Spock'']

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-->[''StunnedSilence as Janice!Kirk [[DeathGlare glares glares]] at Spock'']
17th Jan '17 12:41:44 PM HeroGal2347
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-->[''StunnedSilence'']
** "It is MUTINY! Deliberate! Vindictive! Insane at its base!"

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-->[''StunnedSilence'']
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-->[''StunnedSilence as Janice!Kirk [[DeathGlare glares at Spock'']
-->'''Janice!Kirk''':
"It is MUTINY! Deliberate! Vindictive! Insane at its base!"
17th Jan '17 10:54:13 AM kalel32688
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[[AC:2 - The Enterprise Incident]]
* Shatner gloriously ChewingTheScenery as Spock "betrays" him to the Romulan commander, balanced perfectly with Nimoy's stoic delivery of his lines.
-->'''Spock''': I cannot allow the captain to be further destroyed. The strain of command has worn heavily upon him.
-->''[Kirk shoots him a look]''
-->'''Spock''': He's not been himself for several weeks.
-->'''Kirk''': That's a lie!
-->'''Spock''': As you can see, Captain Kirk is a highly sensitive and emotional person.
-->''[Kirk averts his eyes, fuming]''
-->'''Spock''': I believe he has lost the capacity for rational decision.
-->'''Kirk''': Shut up, Spock!
-->'''Spock''': ''[to Kirk]'' I'm betraying no secrets. The commander's suspicion that Starfleet ordered the ''Enterprise'' into the Neutral Zone is unacceptable. Our rapid capture demonstrates its foolhardiness.
-->'''Kirk''': You filthy liar!
-->'''Spock''': I am speaking the truth for the benefit of the ''Enterprise'' and the Federation. I say now and for the record, that Captain Kirk ordered the ''Enterprise'' across the Neutral Zone on his own initiative and his craving for glory.
-->'''Kirk''': ''[charges at Spock, only to be restrained by guards]'' I'll kill you, you filthy traitor! I'll kill you! I...WILL KILL YOU!
* Scotty's comment after Kirk [[spoiler:disguises himself as a Romulan]]:
-->'''Scott''': Well, you look like the Devil himself, but as long as [[spoiler:you're alive]].



* Garth's massive [[FreakOut temper tantrum]] in Kirk's body is a riot.

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* Garth's massive [[FreakOut temper tantrum]] in Kirk's body form is a riot.
* This lovely exchange between Spock and Garth:
-->'''Garth''': Blind! Truly blind! Captain Kirk is your commanding officer and you are his subordinate. That is all. Yet, Mr. Spock, you are a worthy commander in your own right and, in my fleet, you will surely have a starship to command.
-->'''Spock''': Please forgive me, but exactly where is your fleet?
-->'''Garth''': Out there waiting for me. They will flock to my cause, and for good reason. Limitless power, limitless wealth, and solar systems ruled by the elite. We, gentlemen, are that elite, and we must take what is rightfully ours from the decadent weaklings that now hold it.
-->'''Spock''': Captain Garth--
-->'''Garth''': ''Lord'' Garth!
-->'''Spock''': As you wish. At any rate, you must be aware of the fact that you are attempting to recreate the disaster which resulted in your becoming an inmate in this place.
-->'''Garth''': I was betrayed and treated barbarically.
-->'''Spock''': On the contrary. You were treated with justice and with compassion, which you failed to show towards any of your intended victims. Logically, therefore, one must assume--
-->'''Garth''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting REMOVE THIS ANIMAL!]]''


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[[AC:24 - Turnabout Intruder]]
* Just about any scene with Janice in Kirk's body, especially the interrogation scene:
-->'''Spock''': I expect only to reveal the truth.
-->'''Janice!Kirk''': And with the truth revealed that I am not really the captain, and knowing that she would not be allowed to serve as the captain, then ''you'' would be the captain! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis It. Is. INEVITABLE!]]
-->[''StunnedSilence'']
** "It is MUTINY! Deliberate! Vindictive! Insane at its base!"
8th Oct '16 7:17:21 PM BDA1978
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'''Kirk:''' ''[determined nod]''\\

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'''Kirk:''' ''[determined nod]''\\''[returns the determined nod with an amused (and moved) smile]''\\
18th Sep '16 11:50:02 AM MovieNut14
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* Spock's behavior after being hit by the spores. Laughing, smiling, climbing trees, mouthing off to Kirk...

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* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Spock's behavior behavior]] after being hit by the spores. Laughing, smiling, climbing trees, mouthing off to Kirk...
18th Sep '16 11:34:28 AM MovieNut14
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-->'''Spock:''' Really?\\

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-->'''Spock:''' Really?\\Really.\\



'''Kirk:''' The unfortunate accident... he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker... But fortunately, there was an American... missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life--

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'''Kirk:''' The unfortunate accident... accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker... But fortunately, there was an American... missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life--



'''[=McCoy=]:''' ''[as Spock and Kirk leave]'' [[{{Not}} ...in a pig's eye!]]

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'''[=McCoy=]:''' ''[as ''[just as Spock and Kirk leave]'' are at the door]'' [[{{Not}} ...in a pig's eye!]]



* Scotty [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu calling Apollo "you bloodthirty Saracen!"]] and charging at him, only to get struck by lightning and sent falling to the ground.

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* Scotty [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu calling Apollo "you bloodthirty bloodthirsty Saracen!"]] and charging at him, only to get struck by lightning and sent falling to the ground.



'''Spock:''' Indeed it does. It makes me uncomfortable.

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'''Spock:''' Indeed Yes, indeed it does.does, Captain. It makes me uncomfortable.



'''Spock:''' ''[genuinely exasperated]'' I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month. Sir.

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'''Spock:''' ''[genuinely exasperated]'' I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month. Sir.
''Sir''.



* Every one of Kirk's "This is such a BS mission" moments, and his not-subtle-at-all insults to the man responsible for starting it.

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* Every one of Kirk's "This is such ''such'' a BS mission" moments, and his not-subtle-at-all insults to the man responsible for starting it.


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-->'''Scotty:''' Laddie, don't you think you should...''rephrase'' that?


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'''Kirk:''' ''[determined nod]''\\
17th Sep '16 6:36:42 PM omegafire17
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* The whole thing could count as one; it's certainly one of the series' weirder episodes. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext But that happens when you run into a planet where the entire populace is mindlessly docile, before inexplicably going nuts for twelve hours before going back to normal the next morning... and then you find out that they're under control of an entity (actually a machine), who's keeping them under MindControl, yet all behavior would otherwise imply they're essentially an immune system made of people, called 'The Body'.]]

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* The whole thing could count as one; it's certainly one of the series' weirder episodes. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext But that happens when you run into a planet where the entire populace is mindlessly docile, before inexplicably going go nuts for twelve hours before going back to normal the next morning... morning, no rhyme or reason involved... and then you find out that they're under control of an entity (actually a machine), who's keeping them under MindControl, yet all behavior would otherwise imply implying they're essentially an immune system made of people, called 'The Body'.]]
10th Sep '16 6:14:44 PM omegafire17
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** "What the Klingon has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words. ''(aside to Kirk, as the locals snigger)'' I just called the Klingon a liar."
9th Sep '16 5:36:31 PM omegafire17
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* The whole thing could count as one. It's certainly one of the series' weirder episodes. (And if anyone knows what the hell was going on in that episode, this Troper will gladly give their arm and foot for the explanation).

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* The whole thing could count as one. It's one; it's certainly one of the series' weirder episodes. (And if anyone knows what [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext But that happens when you run into a planet where the hell was entire populace is mindlessly docile, before inexplicably going on in nuts for twelve hours before going back to normal the next morning... and then you find out that episode, this Troper will gladly give their arm and foot for the explanation).
they're under control of an entity (actually a machine), who's keeping them under MindControl, yet all behavior would otherwise imply they're essentially an immune system made of people, called 'The Body'.]]
26th Aug '16 11:43:00 AM MikeW
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* The beautiful double-takes from Bones, Scotty and Uhura when this universe's version of Marlena in a blue Starfleet uniform, comes to have Kirk sign something for her. Then the smile on Kirk's face at her appearance as the other three are openly thinking "oh, no, here we go...."



-->(''he and McCoy both circle Spock, focusing on his pointed ears. Spock finally realizes what's going on and simply crosses his arms with an annoyed face.'')

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-->(''he and McCoy Bones both circle Spock, focusing on his pointed ears. Spock finally realizes what's going on and simply crosses his arms with an annoyed face.'')
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