History Funny / StarFox

* Just as funny as it is awesome, is when you destroy the Forever Train by switching it onto the spur line to the factory's fuel bunker. "NO! HIT THE BRAKES!", the engineer cries, but InertiaIsACruelMistress and he is powerless to stop what is left of his train from plowing through the speed barriers and headlong into the bunker. You can't help but laugh.

--->'''Wolf:''' You stupid dog! Get a hold of yourself."

---> '''Fox:''' The sculptor just used artistic licence?

* In the original SNES game, the hidden stage "Out of this Dimension": after flying through a stage of waving gigantic stars and faces to the tune of "Voices of Spring" by Johann Strauss II, you shoot a slot machine until you get three matching symbols, set to a mash-up of some Japanese song, "When the Saints Go Marching In", and "Lightly Row". Though this will probably only happen the second time you see it; the first time, you'll be either [[MindScrew horribly confused]] or [[GoddamnedBoss tearing your hair out.]] The latter may happen multiple times.

--> "Noooooo! Noooooo! Noo-N-N-No-Noooo-N-N-Nooo-N--" ''(BOOM)'' [[FamousLastWords "MY EMPEROR, I'VE FAILED YOOUUUU!"]]

* ''Assault''. First mission. [[EpicFail Slippy gets chased literally TEN SECONDS after starting.]] That escalated quickly. The same thing happens in ''Star Fox 64'', only in ''that'' game it's more like ''seven'' seconds. [[DamnedByFaintPraise Hey, at least Slippy's piloting has improved!]]

* The Shogun Warlord's damage dialogue, due to the delivery and how it sounds like GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

---> '''Falco:''' It's expired!

* From the ''Magazine/NintendoPower'' comic of ''Comic/StarFox'':

* When Star Wolf shows up in the hard path to Venom in ''Star Fox 64'', they [[WeCanRebuildHim all look worse for wear]] after being defeated on Fortuna (though they will still look like this even if this is the first time you meet them). Leon's a cyborg, Pigma has a metal plate in his skull, Andrew has to wear a face concealing helmet, and Wolf...has a few bandaids plastered on his face.

-->'''Fox''': Tricky... so heavy... ouch...

---> '''Falco:''' It's expired!
* Try {{Kill Steal}}ing from one of your wingmen. They don't take it very well.
--> '''Falco:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Go find your own target, Fox!]]

---> '''Falco:''' It's expired!

* In the original SNES game, the hidden stage "Out of this Dimension": after flying through a stage of waving gigantic stars and faces, you shoot a slot machine until you get three matching symbols, set to a mash-up of some Japanese song, "When the Saints Go Marching In", and "Lightly Row". Though this will probably only happen the second time you see it; the first time, you'll be either [[MindScrew horribly confused]] or [[GoddamnedBoss tearing your hair out.]] The latter may happen multiple times.

* In the original SNES game, the hidden stage "Out of this Dimension": after flying through a stage of waving gigantic stars and faces, you shoot a slot machine until you get three matching symbols, set to a mash-up of some Japanese song, ''When the Saints Go Marching In'', and ''Lightly Row''. Though this will probably only happen the second time you see it; the first time, you'll be either [[MindScrew horribly confused]] or [[GoddamnedBoss tearing your hair out.]] The latter may happen multiple times.
** In the regular levels, we get another boss whose mere existence is hilarious: Professor [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Hangar/Hanger]]. Right when you see him, he says BYE BYE!! and flies away. You then beat some enemies and, if you're quick enough, [[CurbStompBattle horribly destroy him.]]

-->'''Wolf:''' "I ''hate'' that frog!"

--->'''Slippy:''' "Wow, take ME for a ride someday."
--->'''Wolf:''' "Quit your croaking, toady."

--->'''Wolf:''' "You stupid dog! Get ahold of yourself."
--->'''Wolf:''' "Point that thing at me and you better be ready to die, pup."

---->'''Wolf:''' "You've gotten soft, pup!"
---->'''Wolf:''' "You're a pitiful sight, pup!"
---->'''Wolf:''' "Point that thing at me and you better be ready to die, pup."
---->'''Wolf:''' "Keep your advice to yourself and your eyes front, pup."

* Plus this conversation in Assault's Orbital Gate level, if you save Slippy:
-->'''Falco:''' "Unbelievable. You're such a basket case!"\\
'''Slippy:''' "I just let my guard down for a second..."

-->'''Aparoid Queen ([[spoiler:impersonating ROB]]):''' [[spoiler:"Probability of Star Fox Team victory: zero."]]

-->'''Falco:''' "Try not to make a mess of things, Slippy."\\
'''Slippy:''' "Give it a rest, Falco. Seriously, shut your beak for once."
* Slippy doing The Cabbage Patch and The Swim when he wins a match in ''Assault'''s vs. mode.
** Equally funny is if Slippy loses: he flails in frustration, which sends his gun skyward... and right onto his head, knocking him out.

* ''Assault''. First mission. [[EpicFail Slippy gets chased literally TEN SECONDS after starting.]] That escalated quickly.
** Pretty much the same thing happens in ''Star Fox 64'', only in ''that'' game it's more like ''seven'' seconds. [[DamnedByFaintPraise Hey, at least Slippy's piloting has improved!]]

--> '''Falco:''' "[[WhatTheHellPlayer Go find your own target, Fox!]]"

* In Star Fox Zero: The Battle Begins anime short, Fox introduces his squad, but his description of them contrasts what they are doing. Fox calls Slippy a brilliant young inventor from their academy days, but he is shown sleeping with a Corneria magazine on his face that eventually falls down and Slippy wakes up with drool.

--> '''Peppy:''' "Were you boys raised in a barn?"

--> '''Fox:''' "Out of his fur?"
--> '''Falco:''' "Nothing weird there"

--> '''Falco:''' "Are those the crabs you want?"
--> '''Slippy:''' "No! Of course not!"

--> '''Fox:''' (sighs) "That old gag again?"

---> '''Falco:''' "So why do I look like a chicken?"
---> '''Fox:''' "The sculptor just used artistic licence?"
---> '''Falco:''' "It's expired!"

* More ''StarFox Adventures'': After putting up with Tricky for the first little bit of the game, Fox goes to the Krazoa Palace for the first time. He soon realizes that Tricky isn't there, and the Warpstone explains that he can't warp dinosaurs: