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2nd Jul '17 8:41:38 PM lipranzer
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-->'''Sam:''' Lead with the Packers, move the Chargers and the Seahawks to the tease, get B-roll on the Patriots. We can do better than [=LeFlourier=] in "In Focus." The 8:00 rundown is at 7:30, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext if Dan mentions the internet poll one more time]], [[AssShove I'm gonna cram a motherboard up his butt]]. Did I catch the gist of the meeting?

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-->'''Sam:''' Lead with the Packers, move the Chargers and the Seahawks to the tease, get B-roll on the Patriots. We can do better than [=LeFlourier=] in "In Focus." The 8:00 rundown is at 7:30, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext if Dan mentions the internet poll one more time]], [[AssShove I'm gonna cram a motherboard up his butt]]. Did I catch the gist *gist* of the meeting?
2nd Jul '17 8:41:01 PM lipranzer
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-->'''Sam:''' Lead with the Packers, move the Chargers and the Seahawks to the tease, get B-roll on the Patriots. We can do better than LeFlourier in "In Focus." The 8:00 rundown is at 7:30, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext if Dan mentions the internet poll one more time]], [[AssShove I'm gonna cram a motherboard up his butt]]. Did I catch the gist of the meeting?

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-->'''Sam:''' Lead with the Packers, move the Chargers and the Seahawks to the tease, get B-roll on the Patriots. We can do better than LeFlourier [=LeFlourier=] in "In Focus." The 8:00 rundown is at 7:30, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext if Dan mentions the internet poll one more time]], [[AssShove I'm gonna cram a motherboard up his butt]]. Did I catch the gist of the meeting?
2nd Jul '17 8:39:16 PM lipranzer
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* In the second season episode "Louise Revisited", Dana is running a staff meeting but notices Sam isn't paying attention - or so it seems:
-->'''Dana:''' Sam?
-->'''Sam:''' Yes?
-->'''Dana:''' Is our meeting disturbing you?
-->'''Sam:''' I'm sorry?
-->'''Dana:''' I was wondering if our meeting was disturbing you.
-->'''Sam:''' A little bit, but I've been through worse.
-->'''Dana:''' [[SarcasmMode It's interesting you can make that determination, seeing as how you've been paying no attention whatsoever. How is it you can do that?]]
-->'''Sam:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'm just that good, I suppose.]]
-->'''Dana:''' Look-
-->'''Sam:''' Lead with the Packers, move the Chargers and the Seahawks to the tease, get B-roll on the Patriots. We can do better than LeFlourier in "In Focus." The 8:00 rundown is at 7:30, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext if Dan mentions the internet poll one more time]], [[AssShove I'm gonna cram a motherboard up his butt]]. Did I catch the gist of the meeting?
22nd Jun '12 7:58:42 AM Greenygal
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* The Cold opening of an episode involves Dan.... just watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbZEIaFcEKI it]].

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* The Cold opening of an episode involves Dan.... just watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbZEIaFcEKI it]].it]].
* The entire opening sequence of "Ordnance Tactics", in which Dan and Casey panic over a bomb threat while everyone else calmly goes about getting ready for the show:
-->'''Casey''': There was a bomb scare
-->'''Dana''': Yes.
-->'''Dan''': There was.
-->'''Dana''': It's over now.
-->'''Casey''': Well, it worked.
-->'''Dana''': What do you--?
-->'''Casey''': We're scared!
15th Jun '12 3:17:10 PM lipranzer
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-->'''Isaac:''' Yeah, but first, could you just hit me over thead with that blunt instrument over there?

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-->'''Isaac:''' Yeah, but first, could you just hit me over thead the head with that blunt instrument over there?
5th Jun '12 9:57:54 PM lipranzer
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* In the first season episode "Sally", Jeremy is explaining to Isaac his worries about attending Easter dinner with Natalie's family, since he's Jewish, and how he doesn't entirely understand the significance of the holidy. As he's rather long-winded about it, Isaac has the following response:

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* In the first season episode "Sally", Jeremy is explaining to Isaac his worries about attending Easter dinner with Natalie's family, since he's Jewish, and how he doesn't entirely understand the significance of the holidy.holiday. As he's rather long-winded about it, Isaac has the following response:
29th May '12 11:26:35 AM lipranzer
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** Also in that episode, a RunningGag is Casey and Dan having to do the show without their pants. Twice.
-->'''Casey:''' I'll tell you, what really makes this outfit work are the socks.
-->'''Kim:''' I was gonna say.
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