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->'''Squidward:''' Patrick, what are you doing here?!\\
'''Patrick:''' Uhh... I don't know. ''[smiles wanly]'' [[RuleOfFunny I'm funny.]]
-->-- "Suction Cup Symphony"

Practically, the reason why ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]'' is intensely popular is because of the show's humor. And we can't blame them, because these moments are too hilarious for its own good. So we decided to split them by season.

* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason1 Season 1]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason2 Season 2]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason3 Season 3]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason4 Season 4]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason5 Season 5]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason6 Season 6]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason7 Season 7]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason8 Season 8]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason9 Season 9]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason10 Season 10]]
* [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason11 Season 11]]

* The GilliganCut in "Squidward and the Golden Clarinet", after [=SpongeBob=] tells Squidward that a clarinet saves Mermaid Man in one of his comics.
-->'''Squidward:''' The little chum brain... now I '''am''' curious about his dopey comic book. But not enough to lose any sleep over it-- heh, heh!\\
''[the next panel shows him awake in bed at night]''\\
'''Squidward: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!'''
* In "Star of the Show", Squidward tries to bail on [=SpongeBob=] after he ruins (or saves) his one-squid-show too many times. As he exits the hotel room he trips over [=SpongeBob=], who had been sleeping outside his door so he wouldn't oversleep the next day. Squidward claims that [[BlatantLies he's just going down to the lobby for some ice]]. As soon as he reaches the lobby, he trips over [=SpongeBob=] ''again'', who had gotten his ice for him.
* As it turns out in "The Curse of the S. S. Unpleasant", the eponymous crew hadn't taken [=SpongeBob=] to the ghost dimension. It turned out the Lighthouse Crew had put [=SpongeBob=] in a bag and stored him in the freezer air vent as a prank.
* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick reading Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book. Patrick keeps choosing the opposite decisions to [=SpongeBob=], making him a constant DoomedContrarian.
* The ending of "[[WholePlotReference The Clarinet of]] [[Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari Dr. Calamari]]": the whole thing is a story told by Patrick, to a guy who was only asking him what time it was. Squidward angrily comes over, wondering why Patrick is scaring away all the customers with some stupid story.
-->'''Squidward:''' Look, I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but it's confusing the heck out of me!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=], Mr. Krabs and Sandy:''' ''[all dressed as characters from German Expressionist movies]'' You're telling us!
* "Sandy's Adventures in the Land of Odd": The whole episode is a WholePlotReference to ''Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland'' (with a bit of ''Literature/TheWizardOfOz'' thrown in), with [=SpongeBob=] in the "White Rabbit" role. Of course, it's AllJustADream.
-->'''Sandy:''' So, you ain't all white and fuzzy?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Umm, no... not lately...
* In "Calls in the Wild", Squidward tries to play his clarinet in the wild but he has no extra reeds, so he just plays badly anyway. Suddenly [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick pounce on him, thinking he's a Mulligor; the clarinet sounded like his call. Then the real Mulligor shows up. He has [=SpongeBob=], Patrick and Squidward in his clutches, and Squidward plays a clarinet note in self defence. Of course it comes out badly:
-->'''Mulligor:''' Dude, that sounds terrible. You need a new reed.\\
'''Squidward:''' I know.\\
'''Mulligor:''' Here, let me see if I've got a spare in my pocket. ''[he pulls out a reed from his pocket]'' Man, you have to be careful with these fellas.\\
'''Squidward:''' ''[bewildered]'' Uh... thanks?
* In "Yacht to Know", Squidward tries to get [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick to pretend to be his butler and chauffeur so they can be allowed on Squilliam's personal yacht. Of course, things start going very wrong, but Patrick announces to Squilliam that Squidward has one ship that he doesn't. Squilliam thinks he's going to say "friendship", but Patrick means a model ship in a bottle. Squidward's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny reaction in the background]] to Squilliam keeling over sells it.
* [=SpongeBob=] accidentally starting a brawl in the Krusty Krab in "Too Tough". [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While Squidward is sound asleep at the till in the background]].
* "Not So Great Expectations":
** The Blockville security guard crushing [=SpongeBob=]'s camera underfoot. For some reason, he's prohibited from taking pictures despite the fact that the park isn't much to look at.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sorry... I forgot.
** The Blockville players at the Blockitorium's disappointment at the fact that [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are the only two audience members.
--->'''Actor #1:''' Only '''two''' people? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm ''outta'' here]]!\\
'''Actor #2:''' What are the ''rest'' of us supposed to do?\\
'''Actor #1:''' Make believe I ''died''!\\
'''Actor #2:''' But you're the ''lead''!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' It's all so '''real'''!
** Squidward stays up all night reading Carol Darcy Mulette's latest book.
-->'''Squidward:''' This doesn't make any sense... Is that... Could it be...?\\
''[next panel shows him asleep in his chair, drooling on his arm, his book splayed across his legs]''\\
'''Squidward:''' ''[one panel later, awake and finishing the book]'' What? That's it? She had a twin brother? Who's [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a vampire? From the future?]] [[CruelTwistEnding And they all get hit by a TRAIN on the last page?]] I waited ''five'' years! Called off ''work!'' Stayed up all ''night''! Bought the ''hardcover''! For '''that'''?
** At the end, [=SpongeBob=] tells Squidward that he had fun at that horrible theme park because he spent the day with his friend. Squidward is so touched by this that he can hardly speak, and bursts into tears. [=SpongeBob=] ends up ComicallyMissingThePoint and thinking that Squidward didn't want to leave.
* The OrphanedPunchline in "Patty Pal"
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' And I said, "Couch, are you magical?! That quarter came out of nowhere!"
* From "The Treasure of Captain Goldfish":
** Mr. Krabs suggests that his employees come along with him to go and find the treasure.
--->'''Squidward:''' ''Us?'' I'm a cashier and he's a dunderhead. We don't know anything about sailing!\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' But ye work cheap, lad, and that beats experience in my book!
* From "Shake-O-Rama!"
** While everyone in Bikini Bottom is feeling tremors and seeing destruction, Patrick is in a panic because... a chair fell over.
** Plankton clutching onto Karen while she tries to calm him with a picture of bunnies.
** Waitress Karen.
** After [=SpongeBob=] accidentally lights Plankton's cart of dynamite, he tries to beat out the fire with ''Plankton''.

* This is a pretty awesome treat: The voice actors of [=SpongeBob=], Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9Ayu-5zYY redubbing scenes from classic movies]].
* While not really made by the creators of the show, the edited episodes that have cuss words replace parts of the original scripts tend to be fests of laughs for viewers.
** Case in point: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHZDcFp8s2s No Free Rides.]] And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAOJD9_j8tk "Milk-maid Man and Barnacle Balls III"]], by the same guy.
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinpSqnjsDo Squidward Gets Possessed By A Bad Lemon]] video made by Creator/{{MoBrosStudios}} is 6 minutes and 16 seconds of humor in every part.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiOrYBPyAk SpongeBob 4D ride]] is four-and-a-half minutes of hilarity. Some significant moments:
** [=SpongeBob=] reasoning that in order to catch Patrick, he must ''think'' like Patrick. As such:
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:'''[[note]]It's worth mentioning that he is facing the wrong direction on the Bubble Bike as he does this.[[/note]] ''[goes cross-eyed while imitating Patrick]'' ''Duuuuh''... ''[looks down]'' Look, toes! ''[bends down; cue [[spoiler:the Bubble Bike going on a chaos-ensuing rampage through town]]]''
** "[[spoiler:Pickle? Wasn't me! ''(cue Patbot)'' ...it's ME! AHHHHH! ''(runs away)'']]"
** When Plankton's showing off the [[spoiler:Patbot 3000]]:
--->'''Plankton:''' ''Behold!'' A hydraulic crusher to crush your bones! A titanium-tipped ripping saw to cut your flesh! '''''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers AND A]] [[PaddleballShot PADDLEBALL!]]''''' ...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Um, made from rubber and wood]]. ''[[[{{Beat}} clears throat]]]'' [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And a staple]]. Anyways, ''get him!''
** "Hey, that looks just like the back of the Rock Bottom sign. ''[[OhCrap ROCK BOTTOM?!]]''"
** "Hey, is that my patty?"
** [[MoodWhiplash "By the way, you're doing great for your first day."]]
** Patrick is able to stop the wrath of the Patbot 3000 by... [[spoiler: unplugging it so he can plug in a toaster.]]
** The ending:
--->'''Customer:''' [[spoiler:I'm allergic to pickles.]]
* Apparently taking a page from Website/YouTube's book, Nickelodeon went ahead and did [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KpZWZstkIE a literal version of the SpongeBob theme]], where Painty the Pirate and the children sing what's literally shown in the opening (e.g., the children say "Here's the title" instead of singing "[=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=]" whenever the show's title is onscreen). So it's basically a parody of parodies. The only difference is that [[HilariousInHindsight they own]] [[WritingAroundTrademarks the rights]].
* When the voice actors were doing a live table read of the pilot episode for fans at the "Shellebration" at Universal Studios, Doug Lawrence, in character as Plankton, interrupted midway.
* ''Revenge of the Flying Dutchman''[='=]s final level alleviates the rather hellish setting of the graveyard with the constant DoubleEntendre use of the word "booty" (as in treasure).
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' So If I understand this correctly, you wouldn't turn down some new booty, even if it came wrapped in a dirty old canvas?\\
'''Dead Pirate:''' Are you kidding me? Everyone wants more booty no matter what package it comes in. And I'd much rather be playing with my booty, than guarding this old cannon.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeONEQ247c4 "I just wanna know your name!"]]
* This conversation between [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward in the Mermalair level of "Battle for Bikini Bottom":
-->'''Squidward:''' Uh, [=SpongeBob=]? How do I get out of here?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Well, that depends; do you want the booby trapped or the non-booty trapped exit?\\
'''Squidward:''' Non-booby trapped, please.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Then go that way.\\
'''Squidward:''' (various screams as he gets maimed offscreen)\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or maybe it was that way.
* Say it with us: "MY LEG!" "MY LEG!" can make just about anything funny. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOFvKMe-KFU Want proof?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAOD96RXPE In an interview with Tom Kenny, he explains how he got the voice for SpongeBob.]] The best part of it all though is when he curses, ''in-character'' as [=SpongeBob=]!
* [[http://b4dnews.tumblr.com/post/166811921207 AHHHHHHHH]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfD-1f5cT94 Patchy the Pirate Bursting Through Houses for 10 Hours]]
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