History Funny / SpiderManTrilogy

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!!Movies

* [[MemeticMutation Most, if not all, of]] [[Creator/JKSimmons J. Jonah Jameson's]] scenes, really.

* Most, if not all, of J. Jonah Jameson's scenes, really.

See ''Funny/SpiderMan''

See ''Funny.SpiderMan''

See ''Funny.SpiderMan2''

See ''Funny.SpiderMan3''

* J. Jonah Jameson has high blood pressure and medication to take, whilst Miss Brant has a charge from his wife to make sure he doesn't lose his temper, a long history of being treated like his dogsbody and an intercom with a loud buzzer. Revenge is had.
* While probably unintentional, MJ's line to Peter accusing him of a possible relationship between him and Gwen Stacy. "How come you never mentioned her? She's your lab partner, you saved her life, she thinks you're a genius ''and she had her polished fingernails all over you?''" Just the way she finishes with the "polished fingernails" bit makes it sound like ArsonMurderAndJaywalking, as if Gwen having polished fingernails is part of what's wrong. Then again, MJ ''is'' [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl sort of the tomboy to Gwen's girly girl.]]
* The scene where Peter Parker, under the possession of the symbiote, conclusively disproves both that EvilIsCool and EvilIsSexy by strutting down the street like someone out of ''Saturday Night Fever'' with a spectacularly daft Emo haircut, convinced he's the hot-stuff despite the looks of confusion, bemusement and disgust from every woman he crosses paths with, is very good for a chuckle.
** I distinctly remember a couple of women looking intrigued. One was even staring at his ass. When I realized this, I could not stop laughing for 3 minutes straight.
* During the final battle, Peter and Harry are flying downward on his glider trying to catch a falling Mary Jane. Peter asks if it can go faster, Harry responds with 'Hang on!'. Peter aptly notes 'To what!?'
* While watching the final battle, JJJ gets ''conned'' by a ''kid''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4b0tuV2Dm0 See it here.]]
* "That's not the position I hired you for!"
* "How's the pie?" "...[[LargeHam SO]] [[EvilTastesGood GOOD.]]"
* Most of Eddie Brock's moments ''before'' he starts to have his SanitySlippage.

* Jameson's epic reaction to Peter's request to be paid in advance: he cackles.
-->"You serious? Pay you for what, standing there?"
* For some reason, I always bust out laughing when J. Jonah Jameson realizes Mary Jane stood up his son at the altar. The ''very first thing'' he says to his wife, with the utmost seriousness in his voice, is "Call the caterer. Tell her ''not to open the caviar.''"
* Here's one most people miss:
-->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': I'll give you 150.\\
'''Peter Parker''': 300.\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': That's outrageous! Done.
* [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Spidey in]] [[UncomfortableElevatorMoment the elevator]].
* In the climactic scene, just after MJ discovers Peter is Spider-Man, a giant wall starts falling on her. He [[LoadBearingHero catches it]], grins at her, and says "Hi!"
** "This is... really heavy."
* The outtakes of JK Simmons trying to say "...a thief!" when Spidey takes his costume back due to the fake teeth in his mouth that won't stop popping out.
* The scene in 2.1 where [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRhze-CEdcU JJ wears the Spidey Suit]] unaware he's being watched.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R3ywUSqrn8 The "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" scene.]]
** The bit that always slaughters me is the bicycle wheel coming off, bouncing out the window and hitting a car below. Cue yells.
---> '''Peter''': Um! Sorry!
* The spoof of his first Spidey-sequence.
--> '''Spiderman''': I'M BACK!
--> *Starts to fall, falls into washing lines and lands on a car. He gets up and his back cracks loudly*
--> '''Spiderman''': MY BACK!
*** As an added bonus, the alarm to the car that Peter fell on goes off as he walks away.
* In an interview on public radio, Bruce Campbell discusses his various roles in the films, playing up their importance for laughs. When discussing his usher role in this film, he jokingly brags that he "defeated Spider-Man."
* [[MemeticMutation WHOOOA, HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!]]
* Aunt May kicking the loan guy and then during the fight between Spidey and Doc Ock, a coin rolls towards him, he picks it up, but Aunt May slaps his hand, making him drop it.

* This exchange:
-->'''Peter Parker''': Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': It is ''not''! I resent that! ''[{{beat}}]'' Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
* The scene where Flash tries attacking Peter after he's gotten his powers. His super-reflexes are represented by BulletTime... which is so slow that he has time to dodge Flash's punch, shoot a confused look up at Flash, then focus his attention back on the fist, all in the time it takes a single punch to be thrown.
* [[HowDoIShotWeb Peter's initial attempts to figure out how his web-shooting works]], including {{Shout Out}}s to other comic heroes.
* Spider-Man silencing J. Jonah Jameson with webbing and telling him (referring to him and Green Goblin) "Hey kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute will ya?"
* Peter's original idea for his name.
--> Announcer: The Human Spider, that's it, that's the best you got?
--> Peter: Yeah.
--> Announcer: Oh, that sucks...
* Peter to Bonesaw: "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjiIJYsKDXw Peter freaking out when he learns he signed up for a cage match]]. "Hey! Unlock the thing! Take the chain off!" "Hey freakshow! You're going nowhere! I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of ''playtime''!"
*** Even before the match, there's a funny moment with Peter when he initially wants to sign up, courtesy of [[TheHelp Octavia Spencer]] herself: "There's no featherweight division here, small fry. Next!"

* While probably unintentional, MJ's line to Peter accusing him of a possible relationship between him and Gwen Stacy. "How come you never mentioned her? She's your lab partner, you saved her life, she thinks you're a genius ''and she had her polished fingernails all over you?''" Just the way she finishes with the "polished fingernails" bit makes it sound like MurderArsonAndJaywalking, as if Gwen having polished fingernails is part of what's wrong. Then again, MJ ''is'' [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl sort of the tomboy to Gwen's girly girl.]]