History Funny / SpartacusBloodAndSand

4th Jun '16 8:16:40 AM ErikModi
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* The exchange between Gnaeus and Crixus. Gaeus briefly laughs when he discovers they are to face of and warns "I will fuck your corpse". Crixus jovially replies "With what cock?"; both of them resume laughing.

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* ** The exchange between Gnaeus and Crixus. Gaeus briefly laughs when he discovers they are to face of and warns "I will fuck your corpse". Crixus jovially replies "With what cock?"; both of them resume laughing.



* One of the new recruits declares that he will train hard, until he becomes as great as Spartacus himself. GilliganCut to the recruit [[EpicFail getting knocked onto a peg in the wall and dying instantly]].

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* ** One of the new recruits declares that he will train hard, until he becomes as great as Spartacus himself. GilliganCut to the recruit [[EpicFail getting knocked onto a peg in the wall and dying instantly]].



* An example of Spartacus' DeadpanSnarker moments:

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* ** An example of Spartacus' DeadpanSnarker moments:
4th Jun '16 8:15:59 AM ErikModi
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** After Spartacus dismisses the symbol of Missio (mercy), and Varro attempts to smooth things over with Doctore, both are sent "to the pit" for punishment. GilliganCut to them in basically a garbage well, soaked up to their waists in filth, and someone dumping some more refuse in. Varro glares at Spartacus, Spartacus looks back a little sheepishly and says "Perhaps I spoke out of turn."
17th Apr '16 11:10:16 AM Will
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** During the battle at the end of the episode.
-->'''Roman officer:''' "Praetor! The rebels are in retreat!"\\
*Spartacus and Gannicus ''immediately'' appear out of nowhere and slaughter everybody (except the Praetor, who they take captive)*
22nd Oct '15 7:31:38 PM LadyofGreenwood
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* An example of Spartacus' DeadpanSnarker moments:
--> '''Batiatus''': Patronage comes with unfortunate attachments.
--> '''Spartacus''': ''(rattles chains)'' A fact I am well aware of.
26th Feb '15 9:22:01 PM CaptainCrawdad
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** The exchange between Gnaeus and Crixus. Gaeus briefly laughs when he discovers they are to face of and warns "I will f*ck your corpse". Crixus jovially replies "With what c*ck?"; both of them resume laughing.

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** * The exchange between Gnaeus and Crixus. Gaeus briefly laughs when he discovers they are to face of and warns "I will f*ck fuck your corpse". Crixus jovially replies "With what c*ck?"; cock?"; both of them resume laughing.



* Episode 8 "Mark of the Brotherhood": When the new recruits are ordered to undress, ''everyone's'' reaction to Segovax amounts to, "Holy shit, that guy's dick is '''huge'''." Varro says he's betting on "the one with the horse-cock".
** Even more HilariousInHindsight after ''Vengeance'' aired: [[StraightGay Agron]] takes particular interest.
** One of the new recruits declares that he will train hard, until he becomes as great as Spartacus himself. GilliganCut to the recruit [[EpicFail getting knocked onto a peg in the wall and dying instantly]].

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* Episode 8 "Mark of the Brotherhood": When the new recruits are ordered to undress, ''everyone's'' reaction to Segovax amounts to, "Holy shit, that guy's dick is '''huge'''." Varro says he's betting on "the one with the horse-cock".
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horse-cock". Even more HilariousInHindsight after ''Vengeance'' aired: [[StraightGay Agron]] takes particular interest.
** * One of the new recruits declares that he will train hard, until he becomes as great as Spartacus himself. GilliganCut to the recruit [[EpicFail getting knocked onto a peg in the wall and dying instantly]].



** In the supposedly abandoned ludus, Ilithyia makes a shocking discovery and screams in terror!

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** * In the supposedly abandoned ludus, Ilithyia makes a shocking discovery and screams in terror!



* Episode 8 "Balance": Mira walking in on Agron and Nasir trying to have sex while on guard duty. [[YaoiFangirl Not that she seems to mind.]]
** The best part of that scene is that after being caught, Agron and Nasir spend about 5 minutes going "Um..we were..uh" and generally looking like schoolchildren caught making out under the bleachers.

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* Episode 8 "Balance": Mira walking in on Agron and Nasir trying to have sex while on guard duty. [[YaoiFangirl Not that she seems to mind.]]
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]] The best part of that the scene is that after being caught, Agron and Nasir spend about 5 minutes going "Um..we were..uh" and generally looking like schoolchildren caught making out under the bleachers.



** When the Romans try to interrogate one of the captured Germans, the man yells insults in German like, "Suck my dick!"

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** * When the Romans try to interrogate one of the captured Germans, the man yells insults in German like, "Suck my dick!"



** Immediately after the guy leaves, Crixus laughs to the increased disgust of Naevia.
** They seemed more annoyed than disgusted.



** Also from Episode 6, this time by Caesar, who is naked in his room with two practically-naked female bed slaves. Tiberius had previously asked if there was anything special he wanted served at the celebration of his victorious retaking of Sinuessa en Valle, and, after some hostile repartee, is about to leave in disgust. "Oh, and Tiberius? Oysters."

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** Also from Episode 6, this time by * Caesar, who is naked in his room with two practically-naked female bed slaves. Tiberius had previously asked if there was anything special he wanted served at the celebration of his victorious retaking of Sinuessa en Valle, and, after some hostile repartee, is about to leave in disgust. "Oh, and Tiberius? Oysters."



** The episode opens with the standard slaughter of Roman troops, beginning with one man taking an arrow to the face. During the melee, repeated shots show Saxa, in the background, running up to attack -- except by the time she arrives the slaughter is done.

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** The episode * Episode 9 opens with the standard slaughter of Roman troops, beginning with one man taking an arrow to the face. During the melee, repeated shots show Saxa, in the background, running up to attack -- except by the time she arrives the slaughter is done.
7th Feb '15 9:10:41 PM Frindle
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* Episode 9 "Whore": What seemed to be a wild romp between Spartacus and Licinia, wearing masks to apply anonymity, was revealed to be Spartacus and Ilthyia. Cue shouts of "NO!" and throttling.
5th Feb '15 5:04:01 PM ladyeternal
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** Also from Episode 6, this time by Caesar. "Oh, and Tiberius? Oysters."

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** Also from Episode 6, this time by Caesar. Caesar, who is naked in his room with two practically-naked female bed slaves. Tiberius had previously asked if there was anything special he wanted served at the celebration of his victorious retaking of Sinuessa en Valle, and, after some hostile repartee, is about to leave in disgust. "Oh, and Tiberius? Oysters."
30th Dec '14 12:04:47 AM DGCatAniSiri
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* Episode 4 "Decimation": Agron has taken on the role of Spartacus's bodyguard, shadowing him everywhere. At one point, they enter a bar and are approached by topless women. The look on [[StraightGay Agron's]] face as he pushes one away is priceless.
10th Nov '14 4:32:29 PM ultimomant
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* Episode 5: Gnaeus collapses from heat exhaustion. When Pietros brings water, Oenomaus tells him to spare it for more worthy men. Que Pietros walking away from a fainted Gnaeus.

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* Episode 5: "Shadow Games": Gnaeus collapses from heat exhaustion. When Pietros brings water, Oenomaus tells him to spare it for more worthy men. Que Pietros walking away from a fainted Gnaeus.



* Episode 7: The slow motion image of Gnaeus falling over the ridge. A still image is even featured during the final end credits of the show.

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* Episode 7: "Great and Unfortunate Things": The slow motion image of Gnaeus falling over the ridge. A still image is even featured during the final end credits of the show.



* Episode 13 "Kill Them All": A meta-example, but, once again, PeterMensah [[Film/ThreeHundred declares something to be madness]].

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* Episode 13 "Kill Them All": A meta-example, but, once again, PeterMensah Creator/PeterMensah [[Film/ThreeHundred declares something to be madness]].


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-->'''Sanus''': (''Saxa brings in the two women'') Your woman brings gifts!
-->'''Saxa''': (''knocks him down'') Gifts are not for you.
9th Nov '14 12:37:29 PM shinfernape
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** The exchange between Gnaeus and Crixus. Gaeus briefly laughs when he discovers they are to face of and warns "I will f*ck your corpse". Crixus jovially replies "With what c*ck?"; both of them resume laughing.


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* Episode 5: Gnaeus collapses from heat exhaustion. When Pietros brings water, Oenomaus tells him to spare it for more worthy men. Que Pietros walking away from a fainted Gnaeus.


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* Episode 7: The slow motion image of Gnaeus falling over the ridge. A still image is even featured during the final end credits of the show.
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