History Funny / SonicF

--> '''Sonic:''' Kids, there's nothing cooler then doing stupid stunts for someone you like, but if someone tries to tell you to ghostride the whip, that's no good! It's your body, no one has the right to tell you to stand on a Formula 1 racecar if you don't want too! So what do you do? First, you say no, then you stick your friend in the middle of a busy highway and get out of there!

--> '''Sonic:''' Thought I lost my rings there for a second..
--> '''Chris:''' Wow, you can talk huh? Do you have a name?
--> '''Sonic:''' It's Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! Come on, everyone knows that, where were you in the 90s?
--> '''Chris:''' I had a Super Nintendo.
--> '''[Beat]'''
--> '''Sonic:''' I hate you so much right now...

--> '''Cop:''' I swear he came out of nowhere! I haven't been this confused since I watched Lost!
--> '''Mustache Guy:''' At first I thought I was drunk, but then I realized that all the women still had their clothes on!
--> '''Scientist:''' I have a monkey on my face.

-->'''Sonic:''' Knuckles! Come on!
-->'''Knuckles:''' (fiercely) No! I never run from a fight!
-->'''SWAT Leader:''' Open fire! (SWAT Team starts shooting)
-->'''Knuckles:''' (nervously) Unless they have guns. (Starts whimpering while evading gunfire)

* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis COMPLETELY. ORIGINAL. CONCEPT.]]

--> '''Amy:''' Ugh! You're so mean! One day I'll forget all about you and find someone who treats me better!
--> '''Sonic:''' I think we both know that's not going to happen.
--> '''Amy:''' I hate it when you're right.

* Most of the things that come out of E -51's speaker, which flip-flop between stuff friendly teachers say and stuff mindless drones say to promote their masters.

-->'''Eggman:''' [[EvilLaugh Hahahaha!]] Later, suckers! I'm taking my single [[MacGuffin Chaos Emerald]] back to base. My one Chaos Emerald! Uno Emeraldo!
-->*{{beat}}*
-->'''Amy:''' Now he has both Chaos Emeralds!
-->'''Eggman:''' ...No, I don't!
-->'''Amy:''' Now we don't have any emeralds because Eggman has both!
-->'''Eggman:''' What is wrong with you?!

--> '''Rouge:''' [[TooGoodToBeTrue How nice of that skylight to direct me right to such-]] ([[OhCrap sees it's just a pebble]])
--> '''GUN Officer:''' ''HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!''
--> (Cue several {{DramaticGunCock}}s and [[DramaticSpotlight floodlights flicking on]])
--> '''Rouge:''' [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...an obvious trap.]] ''[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Curse my affinity for shiny objects...]]''

--> '''Rouge:''' ''Handcuffs?'' [[StealthInsult So]] ''[[StealthInsult that's]]'' [[StealthInsult what you're into...]]
--> '''Topaz:''' [[LateToThePunchline Wha...?]]
--> ([[AllMenArePerverts Other GUN agents snicker]])
--> '''Topaz:''' ([[OhCrap Suddenly realizes]], complete with LuminescentBlush) [[DeadpanSnarker Oh YEAH]], ''[[DeadpanSnarker REAL mature, guys!!]]''
--> '''Rouge:''' [[FalseReassurance It's alright, I'm not here to judge!]] Although I'd prefer you ''at least'' treat me to dinner first.

--> '''Topaz:''' Hold on, this is WAY too convenient! I've read the reports; there's no way he'd leave such a valuable object unguarded like-
--> (Robot claw shoots out, grabbing Topaz)
--> '''Topaz:''' ''[[OhCrap THIIIISS!!!]]''

** Eggman snoozing at his control panel, only for "Birthday Cake" to wake him up;
--> '''Eggman:''' *Snore...* ''[[TalkingInYourSleep N-no, don't destroy the shell...!]]''
--> ("Birthday Cake" starts blaring, causing Eggman to jump up in fright, and fall out of his chair)
--> '''Eggman:''' ''Grr...'' I thought I told those nincom-bots "No more late-night house parties!!" ''[[NoodleIncident I swear, if I catch Bocoe hitting on the washing machine again-!]]''
*** Then, when Eggman realizes it's his alarm;
--> '''Eggman:''' ''Wait...'' I know that sin against good taste! Someone must be trying to steal ''my emerald!!''
--> (Eggman flicks on PA)
--> '''Eggman:''' ''Attention! All available troops report to the Vault Room!''
--> (Eggman walks out of room)
--> '''Eggman:''' If you need me, I'll be downing a small country's worth of Aspirin!

--> '''Topaz:''' It stopped playing the music! [[TemptingFate I think the worst of it is over-]]
--> ([[FromBadToWorse Several heavily-armed robots enter the room]])
--> '''Rouge:''' ''[[YouJustHadToSayIt You just had to say something, didn't you?]]''
--> '''Topaz:''' ''[[LaserGuidedKarma Karma's a]] [[BleepDammit b]][[SoundEffectBleep *]][[BleepDammit tch]], '''[[OhCrap DEAL WITH IT!!!]]'''''
*** Made HilariousInHindsight for Rouge saying word-for-word Amy's line in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdmdUklve_8 this trailer for]] {{VideoGame/SonicBoom}}.

--> (After a robot's missed rocket exposes [[BrickJoke the Engine Room the GUN was searching for in the first place]])
--> '''Topaz:''' Look, the Engine Room!
--> '''Rouge:''' [[GladIThoughtOfIt Told you I could find it.]]
--> '''Topaz:''' ''Not really the time!!''
*** When another rocket hits the container of the Chaos Emerald

*** And finally, when Rouge decides to take out the boombox-bot [[ChekhovsGun with the bomb bracelet the GUN attached to her at the start of the mission]]
--> '''Topaz:''' Wait, ''[[NowYouTellMe you could've slipped that off THE WHOLE TIME?!]]''
--> '''Rouge:''' [[KleptomaniacHero Loathe am]] ''[[KleptomaniacHero I]]'' [[KleptomaniacHero to part with something gold and shiny!]]
--> '''Topaz:''' ''It was a BOMB!!''
--> '''Rouge:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker So the resale value isn't great, big deal]]'', '''[[SuddenlyShouting PUSH THE BUTTON!!]]'''

--> '''Eggman:''' ''I swear...'' [[ToThePain When I catch that intruder, I'm gonna take them by the neck AND-!]]
--> (Rouge flies in front of Eggman, making him jump into a wall)
--> '''Rouge:''' ''Excuse me!''
--> '''Eggman:''' ''OOPS!!'' Ah-heh, ''[[AffablyEvil pardon me, ma'am!]]'' (DoubleTake at Rouge flying off) Huh? ''[[LateToThePunchline Wait...]]'' (DoubleTake at robot about to explode) Wha-?!
--> (Robot explodes, frying Eggman)
--> '''Eggman:''' '''''[[OhCrap WAAAAHHH-!!!]]''''' ('''[[KilledMidSentence FWOOOM!!!]]''')

--> '''Topaz:''' Thanks, Batgirl. ''Really...'' [[IOweYouMyLife I owe you one.]]
--> '''Rouge:''' [[AffablyEvil Don't be silly!]] YouOweMe ''[[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk several!]]'' You can start by buying me some real jewelry, and not the [[BuffySpeak explode-y]] kind.
--> '''Topaz:''' ''Grrr...!!!''

* When Topaz breaks out the cuffs for Rogue, she snarks back with this little gem (which actually [[SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords originated from]] the original Japanese dub).

* When Topaz breaks out the cuffs for Rogue, she snarks back with this little gem.
--> '''Rouge:''' ''Handcuffs?'' [[StealthInsult So]] ''[[StealthInsult that's]]'' [[StealthInsult what you're in to...]]

* The WMG moment (no, not [[WildMassGuessing ours]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyOwnsThisTrope theirs]]).

* The WMG moment.
--> '''Sonic:''' Curse you Warner Music Grooooooup!

** Rouge's subsequent battle with the robots, while [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome certainly awesome]], leads to a boatload of genius CasualDangerDialog between her and Topaz.