History Funny / SmallGods

19th Oct '15 8:29:37 PM LBHills
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* "Choral singing was compulsory for novitiates, but after much petitioning by Brother Preptil a special dispensation had been made for Brutha."
28th Sep '15 10:30:01 PM LBHills
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* Any time Om [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon curses]]. In particular though:
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* Any time Om [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon curses]].attempts to blast someone with a mighty curse]]. In particular though:
31st Aug '15 9:28:52 AM LBHills
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** Said worshiper then wonders why so many people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with rocks.
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** Said Although this does leave the worshiper then wonders wondering why so many ''many'' people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with big rocks.
6th Jul '15 11:57:38 PM Sharlee
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* The re-empowered Om busting into Dunmanifestin and, when challenged by Blind Io, ''head-butting the nominal chief god of Discworld in the face''.
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* The re-empowered Om busting into Dunmanifestin and, when challenged by Blind Io, Io for his intrusion, ''head-butting the nominal chief god of Discworld in the face''.
6th Jul '15 11:57:11 PM Sharlee
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** Said worshiper then wonders why so many people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with rocks.
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** Said worshiper then wonders why so many people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with rocks.rocks. * The re-empowered Om busting into Dunmanifestin and, when challenged by Blind Io, ''head-butting the nominal chief god of Discworld in the face''.
19th May '15 5:42:56 PM GordonSoleil
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* Any time [[DeadpanSnarker Pratchett]] brings up the value or merit of philosophers, church bureaucracy, or death traps conveniently placed in large foreboding libraries.
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* Any time [[DeadpanSnarker Pratchett]] brings up the value or merit of philosophers, church bureaucracy, or death traps conveniently placed in large foreboding libraries.libraries. * Near the end of the book, Om is [[spoiler:forcing the gods of Omnia's invaders to order them to cease their war.]] P'tang-P'tang, the newtlike god of a tiny tribe of 51 fishermen, is present mainly because a worshiper of his got dragged along in the wake of the armada by accident. He explains war like this: -->Remember when Pacha Moj hit his uncle with big rock? Like that, only more worse. ** Said worshiper then wonders why so many people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with rocks.
14th Mar '15 4:31:26 PM wittylibrarian
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* When the skies erupt as the heavens shake from Om's violent return among the gods to stop a war on Discworld, some of the human cower for cover right next to an equally terrified Death.
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* When the skies erupt as the heavens shake from Om's violent return among the gods to stop a war on Discworld, some of the human cower for cover right next to an equally terrified Death.Death. * Any time [[DeadpanSnarker Pratchett]] brings up the value or merit of philosophers, church bureaucracy, or death traps conveniently placed in large foreboding libraries.
14th Mar '15 4:23:15 PM wittylibrarian
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-->"Your intestines to be wrapped around a tree until you are sorry!"
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-->"Your intestines to be wrapped around a tree until you are sorry!"sorry!" * When the skies erupt as the heavens shake from Om's violent return among the gods to stop a war on Discworld, some of the human cower for cover right next to an equally terrified Death.
21st Aug '13 11:52:39 PM SayaAensland
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--->"Your sexual organs to sprout wings and fly away!" --->"Your intestines to be wrapped around a tree until you are sorry!"
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--->"Your -->"Your sexual organs to sprout wings and fly away!" --->"Your -->"Your intestines to be wrapped around a tree until you are sorry!"
19th Dec '12 6:52:43 AM Narvi
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Curses. He's actually ''cursing'' them. It's not his fault it doesn't work... is there a verb for divine punishment?
* Any time Om [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon swears]]. In particular though:
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* Any time Om [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon swears]].curses]]. In particular though:
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