History Funny / SlingsAndArrows

11th Nov '17 8:04:26 PM MisterDrBob2
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* Nearly any scene with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible Darren Nichols]], although [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD-nU9QNzs the duel]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdhWebZQX0 "No horses, no fire, no flinging flaming horses at the audience."]] probably top out the list.

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* Nearly any scene with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible Darren Nichols]], although [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD-nU9QNzs the duel]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdhWebZQX0 "No horses, no fire, no flinging flaming horses at the audience."]] probably top out the list.list.
* The blooper reel for season 2 contains a gem that will make enthusiasts of Early Modern theatre chuckle.
-->'''Rachel [=McAdams=]:''' They want me to play Ju-- ''*forgets her line*''\\
'''Luke Kirby:''' Ju? ...''Theatre/TheJewOfMalta''?
21st Jun '16 7:18:18 AM 06tele
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* Just the fact that Oliver is knocked down and killed by a [[LargeHam ham]] truck is GallowsHumour at its finest.
1st Apr '16 2:20:46 AM Morgenthaler
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* Geoffrey and his attempt to encourage the insufferable Darren Nichols to put the life back into his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b4gxIoHYY&feature=related "dull, anti-romantic, vaguely condescending"]] production of ''RomeoAndJuliet''. "Go- go break your legs!"
* In the first episode of season 2, episode 1, when Geoffrey is telling Ellen that theyíll be producing Macbeth instead of AntonyAndCleopatra:

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* Geoffrey and his attempt to encourage the insufferable Darren Nichols to put the life back into his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b4gxIoHYY&feature=related "dull, anti-romantic, vaguely condescending"]] production of ''RomeoAndJuliet''.''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''. "Go- go break your legs!"
* In the first episode of season 2, episode 1, when Geoffrey is telling Ellen that theyíll be producing Macbeth instead of AntonyAndCleopatra:Theatre/AntonyAndCleopatra:
19th Nov '12 4:02:17 PM AFallenPieceOfPaper
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* Nearly any scene with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible Darren Nichols]], although [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD-nU9QNzs the duel]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdhWebZQX0 "No horses, no fire, no flinging flaming horses at the audience."]] probably top out the list.
** "Do you mean... ''Macbeth?"

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* Nearly any scene with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible Darren Nichols]], although [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD-nU9QNzs the duel]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdhWebZQX0 "No horses, no fire, no flinging flaming horses at the audience."]] probably top out the list.
** "Do you mean... ''Macbeth?"
list.
19th Nov '12 3:57:28 PM AFallenPieceOfPaper
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--> '''Cyril:''' Oh, why not? ''[Dramatically]'' It was the play that drove him m-mad!

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--> '''Cyril:''' Oh, why not? ''[Dramatically]'' It was the play that drove him m-mad!mad!
19th Nov '12 3:54:07 PM AFallenPieceOfPaper
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--> '''Oliver:''' The Scotsman is evil. Both he and Banquil encounter the witches, both their futures are foretold, but only The ''Scotsman'' goes on a killing spree.

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--> '''Oliver:''' The Scotsman is evil. Both he and Banquil Banquo encounter the witches, both their futures are foretold, but only The ''Scotsman'' goes on a killing spree.
19th Nov '12 3:52:24 PM AFallenPieceOfPaper
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBOI7U3FDJA Geoffrey and Darren's sword fight]]. Full stop.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBOI7U3FDJA Geoffrey and Darren's sword fight]]. Full stop.
23rd Jun '12 4:11:07 AM FELH2
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---> '''Anna:''' [holding Oliver's skull] It's not that heavy at all!

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---> '''Anna:''' [holding Oliver's skull] It's not that heavy at all! all!



-->'''Darren''': I must say, I've fallen in love with the musical genre. It's the art form of the common man. If you want to communicate something to the proletariat, cover it in sequins and make it sing. It's noisy, vulgar and utterly meaningless. I love it.

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-->'''Darren''': I must say, I've fallen in love with the musical genre. It's the art form of the common man. If you want to communicate something to the proletariat, cover it in sequins and make it sing. It's noisy, vulgar and utterly meaningless. I love it.



---> '''Richard:''' ''Darren'', everyone cries when they're stabbed! There's no shame in that!

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---> '''Richard:''' ''Darren'', everyone cries when they're stabbed! There's no shame in that! that!



* Geoffrey and his attempt to encourage the insufferable Darren Nichols to put the life back into his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b4gxIoHYY&feature=related "dull, anti-romantic, vaguely condescending"]] production of ''RomeoAndJuliet''. "Go- go break your legs!"

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* Geoffrey and his attempt to encourage the insufferable Darren Nichols to put the life back into his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b4gxIoHYY&feature=related "dull, anti-romantic, vaguely condescending"]] production of ''RomeoAndJuliet''. "Go- go break your legs!" legs!"



--> '''Geoffrey:''' I donít ''believe'' this! Oliver Wells is ''dead''! I poured him in the river and swans ''ate'' him! What do I have to do to get this man ''OUTTA MY LIFE?!''

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--> '''Geoffrey:''' I donít ''believe'' this! Oliver Wells is ''dead''! I poured him in the river and swans ''ate'' him! What do I have to do to get this man ''OUTTA MY LIFE?!'' LIFE?!''



--> '''Geoffrey:''' Well, we are rehearsing a play called ''Mac-beeeth''. Itís gonna be a little awkward if I canít say the title characterís ''name''.

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--> '''Geoffrey:''' Well, we are rehearsing a play called ''Mac-beeeth''. Itís gonna be a little awkward if I canít say the title characterís ''name''.



--> '''Geoffrey:''' Oh I'm so sorry, Oliver, I ''forgot''- you believe in the ''curse''.

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--> '''Geoffrey:''' Oh I'm so sorry, Oliver, I ''forgot''- you believe in the ''curse''.



--> '''Geoffrey:''' No. The only thing ''cursed'' about this play is that it is ''extraordinarily'' difficult to stage effectively.

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--> '''Geoffrey:''' No. The only thing ''cursed'' about this play is that it is ''extraordinarily'' difficult to stage effectively.



--> '''Oliver:''' You're talking to a '''''ghost!''''' Wake up and smell the coffin!

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--> '''Oliver:''' You're talking to a '''''ghost!''''' Wake up and smell the coffin! coffin!



--> '''Richard:''' Itís not just ''me''. Itís our customers! They think we have gone ''crazy!''
--> '''Sanjay:''' YES! And when they think we are all crazy, that is the moment when we get to decide the new message. Thereíll be hostility- lots of hostility! Any change is resisted- because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist. [[CatchPhrase Richard Nixon said that.]] We will ''know'' this is working, when the very people who are the most invested in the old festival- people like you!- are ''burning'' with fury. ''[Grabbing Richard by his shirt]'' Címon Richard! Show me fury!

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--> '''Richard:''' Itís not just ''me''. Itís our customers! They think we have gone ''crazy!''
''crazy!''
--> '''Sanjay:''' YES! And when they think we are all crazy, that is the moment when we get to decide the new message. Thereíll be hostility- lots of hostility! Any change is resisted- because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist. [[CatchPhrase Richard Nixon said that.]] We will ''know'' this is working, when the very people who are the most invested in the old festival- people like you!- are ''burning'' with fury. ''[Grabbing Richard by his shirt]'' Címon Richard! Show me fury! fury!



--> '''Sanjay:''' AHHH!

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--> '''Sanjay:''' AHHH! AHHH!



--> '''Oliver:''' My father was a brute. And ''absolute brute''.... That's why mother and I drank.

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--> '''Oliver:''' My father was a brute. And ''absolute brute''.... That's why mother and I drank.



--> '''Megan:''' Yeah! Have you ever heard of it?

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--> '''Megan:''' Yeah! Have you ever heard of it? it?



--> '''Megan:''' Yeah! Well, then you just play the colors you decided on!
--> '''Sophie:''' Wow. That's... so, kinda straightforward- I wish we'd known this when we started doing KingLear!

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--> '''Megan:''' Yeah! Well, then you just play the colors you decided on!
on!
--> '''Sophie:''' Wow. That's... so, kinda straightforward- I wish we'd known this when we started doing KingLear!Theatre/KingLear!



--> '''Geoffrey:''' Could I get a coffee, black?
--> '''Anna:''' Sure. Cream and sugar?

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--> '''Geoffrey:''' Could I get a coffee, black?
black?
--> '''Anna:''' Sure. Cream and sugar? sugar?



--> '''Ellen:''' You- this is some kind of... perverted, personal vendetta and I will not be a part of it.
--> '''Geoffrey:''' Look at me- ''look at me''. Between me and the ape pacing the wings [Henry], who is ''actually thinking about this play''? Honestly?
--> '''Ellen:''' ....Damn you.

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--> '''Ellen:''' You- this is some kind of... perverted, personal vendetta and I will not be a part of it.
it.
--> '''Geoffrey:''' Look at me- ''look at me''. Between me and the ape pacing the wings [Henry], who is ''actually thinking about this play''? Honestly?
Honestly?
--> '''Ellen:''' ....Damn you.
24th Feb '12 9:53:30 PM Doryna
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--> '''Frank:''' Well I hope to hell she does!

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--> '''Frank:''' Well I hope to hell she does!does!
* Nearly any scene with [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible Darren Nichols]], although [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD-nU9QNzs the duel]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdhWebZQX0 "No horses, no fire, no flinging flaming horses at the audience."]] probably top out the list.
** "Do you mean... ''Macbeth?"
31st May '11 6:01:49 PM smilingsoprano
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