History Funny / SinCity

25th Jun '16 10:58:12 AM maxwellsilver
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--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding a straight razor to his eye]'' Hi. I'm Shelly's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman.

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--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding a straight razor to his eye]'' Hi. I'm Shelly's Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman.
25th Jun '16 10:57:39 AM maxwellsilver
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* Marv [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dragging some poor bastards face along the pavement]] as he drives.

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* Marv [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique [[WhatADrag dragging some poor bastards face along the pavement]] as he drives.
23rd Jun '16 4:28:28 PM maxwellsilver
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--> I should fear for my life, and I would....if I could get that [[EarWorm damn Doublemint jingle]] out of my head.

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--> I should fear for my life, and I would....if I could get that [[EarWorm damn Doublemint jingle]] jingle out of my head.



--> "Some''body''? It's a [[RefugeInAudacity regular African love-fest in here!]]"
* Dwight telling Jackie Boy to leave Shelly alone, in a slightly dark way.
--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding [[EyeScream a straight razor to his eye]]]'' Hi. I'm Shelly's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll [[FreudianThreat cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman]].

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--> "Some''body''? It's a [[RefugeInAudacity regular African love-fest in here!]]"
here!"
* Dwight telling Jackie Boy to leave Shelly alone, in a slightly dark way.
way (Clive Owen's monotone voice makes it even funnier).
--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding [[EyeScream a straight razor to his eye]]]'' eye]'' Hi. I'm Shelly's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll [[FreudianThreat cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman]].woman.



--> '''Jackie Boy:''' ''[[[OhCrap his eye widens]]]''

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--> '''Jackie Boy:''' ''[[[OhCrap his ''[his eye widens]]]''widens]''



* In ''Sin City: A Dame to Kill For'', Johnny getting medical attention from BackAlleyDoctor Kroenig (played by Creator/ChristopherLloyd) counts as both this and NauseaFuel. Especially when Johnny runs out of money mid-surgery and has to give Kroenig his shoe in order to pay for the rest of the job.

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* In ''Sin City: A Dame to Kill For'', Johnny getting medical attention from BackAlleyDoctor Kroenig (played by Creator/ChristopherLloyd) counts as is both this and NauseaFuel. Especially when Johnny runs out of money mid-surgery and has to give Kroenig his shoe in order to pay for the rest of the job.



--> '''Kroenig:''' ''Ah''...! Steady as a ''rock''.

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--> ---> '''Kroenig:''' ''Ah''...! Steady as a ''rock''.
9th Jun '16 11:38:10 PM Dravencour
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-->"You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God...and if you'd shown up 10 minutes earlier we'd still have Jackie-Boy's head.

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-->"You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God...and if you'd shown up 10 minutes earlier and gotten a little more killing done, we'd still have Jackie-Boy's head.
12th Apr '16 6:59:46 PM BohemianBob43
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--> '''Jackie's Boy:''' ''[[[OhCrap his eye widens]]]''

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--> '''Jackie's '''Jackie Boy:''' ''[[[OhCrap his eye widens]]]''
20th Feb '16 6:14:44 PM PowerSkunk
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* When Hartigan assaults the Roark farm in "That Yellow Bastard", he takes down a cop, while Kevin casually reads his bible, and rocks in his chair. Completely unconcerned about these proceedings.
6th Jan '16 11:19:09 AM fearlessnikki
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* When Jackie Boy is outside Shelly's door, he hears her talking to Dwight and says "it sounds like you got somebody in there with you". Shelly's response?
--> "Some''body''? It's a [[RefugeInAudacity regular African love-fest in here!]]"
6th Aug '15 5:03:53 PM RushLimborg
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-->'''Marv:''' I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball.

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-->'''Marv:''' I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball.''ball''...!
22nd Mar '15 11:41:12 AM maxwellsilver
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* Dwight telling Jackie Boy to leave Shelly alone, in a slightly dark way.
--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding [[EyeScream a straight razor to his eye]]]'' Hi. I'm Shelly's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll [[FreudianThreat cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman]].
--> '''Jackie Boy:''' You're making a big mistake, pal. A ''big'' mistake.
--> '''Dwight:''' Yeah? You already made a big mistake yourself. You didn't flush.
--> '''Jackie's Boy:''' ''[[[OhCrap his eye widens]]]''
--> ''[Dwight shoves Jackie Boy's head in the toilet, brushing his hand away from the flusher, then leaves when Jackie Boy stops twitching]''
--> ''[Jackie Boy jumps out of the toilet, then vomits toilet water]''
29th Sep '14 8:02:11 AM Odon
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** And he's still trying to talk after his mouth has been taped shut.
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