History Funny / SgtFrogAbridged

** Likewise, the song he does at the end of the third season premiere of [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid him being jealous of the Space-Cop's breasts (to the tune of "Part of Your World").]]

-->''Aki:'' "That's called a bleeding! It's how they treated bubonic plague."

-->'''Dororo:''' "I know, I eat my vegetables."

** And that's only the tip of the iceberg, as all of episode 6 is a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

-->''*hiding in a file cabinet* "Oh hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."''* [[TheScrappy Joriri]] is practically [[OneSceneWonder a walking CMOF all on his own]]. Some of his advice consists of:

--> "I FUCKING LOVE CLEANING! ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!''"

* [[TheScrappy Joriri]] is practically [[OneSceneWonder a walking CMOF all on his own]]. Some of his advice consists of:

--> Young Zeroro: "Can you be my new daddy?" Joriri: "If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd smell ''really'' bad." Young Giroro: "You already do." Joriri: "I'm rich."

-->"Remember to live your life like a sea urchin: Fuckin' ridiculous." [[CreepyMonotone Ridiculous.]]

-->"I don't understand water wings. Every time I throw a bird into a lake, they'd drown."
-->"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When you run out of lemons, that leads to violence."
-->"Look young man, may I call you young man? I would rather not. Listen: you'll find yourself interested in many men and women, and sometimes you'll find yourself driving backwards your son's wedding. But remember this: the sun doesn't set on love. It just questions why you show up to a wedding wearing nothing but two socks and a chain wallet. Now go out there, and get me a wife."

* Keroro's entire dealing with [[spoiler:Tamama's true gender]] in episode 11.
-->''*hiding in a file cabinet* "Oh hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."''

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-->"Sometimes I get lost in thought: what would be the best route if I wondered what dirt tastes like?"

-->"Live your life like a sea urchin: Fuckin' ridiculous." [[CreepyMonotone Ridiculous.]]

-->"You ever heard of E-Z Bake Ovens? I tried to make 'em more complicated. I failed."
-->"Remember, the sun doesn't set on love. It just questions why you show up to a wedding wearing nothing but two socks and a chain wallet.

-->"Live your life like a sea urchin: Fuckin' ridiculous."

* The song Giroro wrote for Natsumi when he had a crush on her.

--> '''Tamama''': I said i'm locked insi-Ooooh, I see what's wrong!

--> '''Tamama''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint *Click*]] Okay now i'm locked. Come and get me, Sarge!~

* Let's face it, seeing Giroro's older brother Garuru think Keroro is some sort of tactical mastermind who has bested him at virtually every turn was pretty funny

-->'''Zoruru:''' "Someone...Is finally...Unaware of me...''Thank you.''" ''(disappears)''

-->'''Dororo:''' "What? It's a good vegetable."

* Episode 11: Pururu asks Dororo about how he could possibly have every known virus, germ, parasite and cancer:

-->'''Dororo:''' "God broccoli?"

-->'''Pururu:''' "...God broccoli."

-->''Keroro:'' "WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD HELP?!"

* [[TheScrappy Joriri]] is practically a walking CMOF all on his own. Some of his advice consists of:
-->"Volcanoes erupt once every year, just like having sex with me, 'cept less people die.

* Episode 4: "Yep, there goes my motor skills...and my sex drive." "I'LL REBUILD IT IF IT KILLS ME!"

-->''*hiding in a file cabinet* O"h hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."''

-->''*hiding in a file cabinet* O"h hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."''