History Funny / Serenity

21st Aug '16 12:20:15 AM KevinW
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--> '''Wash:''' If Kaylee doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.\\

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--> '''Wash:''' If Kaylee [Kaylee] doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.\\
28th Jul '16 3:33:19 AM Morgenthaler
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'''The Operative:''' I am of course wearing [[BulletproofVest full body armor]]. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I am not a moron.]]

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'''The Operative:''' I am of course wearing [[BulletproofVest full body armor]]. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I am not a moron.]]
2nd Mar '16 10:27:59 PM roseredhoofbeats
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* When the mule crashes into the bay, Kaylee hurries over to ask Simon if he's okay, despite the fact that he's done literally nothing dangerous. Mal indignantly squawks, "Is ''HE'' okay?!"

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* When the mule crashes into the bay, Kaylee hurries over to ask Simon if he's okay, despite the fact that he's done literally nothing dangerous. Mal indignantly squawks, "Is ''HE'' okay?!"
-->'''Mal:''' [''indignantly squawks''] Is '''HE''' okay?!
2nd Mar '16 10:26:55 PM roseredhoofbeats
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* When the mule crashes into the bay, Kaylee hurries over to ask Simon if he's okay, despite the fact that he's done literally nothing dangerous. Mal indignantly squawks, "Is ''HE'' okay?!"
11th Feb '16 1:45:55 PM HeraldAlberich
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'''Wash:''' "Oh God oh God we're all gonna die"?\\

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'''Wash:''' ''[deadpan]'' "Oh God God, oh God God, we're all gonna die"?\\



--->'''Kaylee:''' How do you know Inara don't just... wanna see you? People do have feelings.
'''Mal:''' You all were watchin', I take it?
''[awkward silence]''
'''Kaylee:''' ...yes.
'''Mal:''' [[BelligerentSexualTension You see us fight?]]
'''Kaylee:''' No.

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--->'''Kaylee:''' How do you know Inara don't just... wanna see you? People do have feelings.
feelings.\\
'''Mal:''' You all were watchin', I take it?
it?\\
''[awkward silence]''
silence]''\\
'''Kaylee:''' ...yes.
yes.\\
'''Mal:''' [[BelligerentSexualTension You see us fight?]]
fight?]]\\
'''Kaylee:''' No.\\
11th Feb '16 1:44:32 PM HeraldAlberich
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'''Wash:''' That part'll happen pretty definitely!
** "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"
** You can't leave out how all that starts out: We have an ''epically'' beautiful shot of Serenity on land approach, badass music blasting over the roar of atmo entry (the one time where SpaceIsNoisy is justified), and...**WHUMP** Oops, there goes the primary buffer panel.

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'''Wash:''' That part'll happen pretty definitely!
** "We're
definitely!\\
'''Jayne:''' ''[out in the hallway]'' We're
gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"
explode!
** You can't leave out how all that starts out: We have an ''epically'' beautiful shot of Serenity ''Serenity'' on land approach, badass music blasting over the roar of atmo entry (the one time where SpaceIsNoisy is justified), and...**WHUMP** Oops, there goes the primary buffer panel.



** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: [[BookEnds right at the end]], just as the reborn Serenity goes full burn...and loses a tail piece. ''With the same tone and inflection''.]]

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** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: [[BookEnds right at the end]], just as the reborn Serenity ''Serenity'' goes full burn...burn... and loses a tail piece. ''With the same tone and inflection''.]]



--> '''Jayne''': I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me! \\

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--> '''Jayne''': '''Jayne:''' I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me! \\



'''Jayne''': Well, don't shoot me first!

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'''Jayne''': '''Jayne:''' Well, don't shoot me first!



-->'''Fanty''': Do you know that girl?\\
'''Mal''': I really don't.

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-->'''Fanty''': -->'''Fanty:''' Do you know that girl?\\
'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' I really don't.



-->'''Simon''': In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.\\
'''Kaylee''': With me? You mean to say... as in sex?\\
'''Simon''' (''flustered'')''':''' I... mean to say.\\
'''Kaylee''': To Hell with this. ''(DramaticGunCock)'' I'm gonna live!

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-->'''Simon''': -->'''Simon:''' In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.\\
'''Kaylee''': '''Kaylee:''' With me? You mean to say... as in sex?\\
'''Simon''' (''flustered'')''':''' '''Simon:''' ''[flustered]'' I... mean to say.\\
'''Kaylee''': '''Kaylee:''' To Hell with this. ''(DramaticGunCock)'' ''[DramaticGunCock]'' I'm gonna live!



-->'''Kaylee''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms It's been going on a year now I ain't had nothin' betwixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!]]\\
'''Mal''': [[NoJustNoReaction Oh god]]! [[BrainBleach I can't know that]]!\\
'''Jayne''': [[LovableSexManiac I could stand to hear a little more]].

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-->'''Kaylee''': -->'''Kaylee:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms It's been going on a year now I ain't had nothin' betwixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!]]\\
'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Oh god]]! [[BrainBleach I can't know that]]!\\
'''Jayne''': '''Jayne:''' [[LovableSexManiac I could stand to hear a little more]].



-->'''Simon''': River! Are you alright?\\
'''River''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I swallowed a bug...]]

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-->'''Simon''': -->'''Simon:''' River! Are you alright?\\
'''River''': '''River:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I swallowed a bug...]]



--> Jayne: "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some ''grenades'', don't you think?"

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--> Jayne: "Boy, -->'''Jayne:''' Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some ''grenades'', don't you think?"think?



--> ''"Okay!"''

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--> ''"Okay!"''-->'''Guard:''' Okay!



--->'''Mal''': The leg is good, it'll bleed plenty, and we avoid any necessary organs.\\
'''Guard''': I was thinking more of a graze...\\
'''Mal''': Well, you don't want it to look like you just gave up.

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--->'''Mal''': --->'''Mal:''' The leg is good, it'll bleed plenty, and we avoid any necessary organs.\\
'''Guard''': '''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...\\
'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' Well, you don't want it to look like you just gave up.



--> Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!

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--> -->'''Mal:''' Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name! name!



* ‎"I've staked my crew's life on the theory you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now." ''[[DramaticGunCock *click*]]'' "... or... we could talk more."
* "Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour,[[spoiler: you take this ship and you come and you rescue me!]]

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* ‎"I've "I've staked my crew's life on the theory you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now." ''[[DramaticGunCock *click*]]'' "... or... we could talk more."
* "Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour,[[spoiler: you hour, [[spoiler:you take this ship and you come and you rescue me!]]



** Even funnier because Inara's "WTF?" reaction was a silent FunnyBackgroundEvent. Mal knew Inara well enough to expect her reaction.

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** Even funnier because Inara's "WTF?" reaction was is a silent FunnyBackgroundEvent. Mal knew knows Inara well enough to expect her reaction.



'''Inara:''' Please, spend an hour with him.
-->'''Mal:''' ''Looks pleased and proud for a second, then he realizes what Inara said and gives her a swift glare.'' Hey!

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'''Inara:''' Please, spend an hour with him.
-->'''Mal:''' ''Looks
him.\\
'''Mal:''' ''[looks
pleased and proud for a second, then he realizes what Inara said and gives her a swift glare.'' glare]'' Hey!



'''Mal:''' Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist He whips out his pistol and shoots the Operative.]] He turns to leave, and the Operative jumps him from behind.)''\\

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'''Mal:''' Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist ''[[[CombatPragmatist He whips out his pistol and shoots the Operative.]] He turns to leave, and the Operative jumps him from behind.)''\\]''\\



* At the heist at the beginning, they open the safe door...only to find almost nothing in it.

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* At the heist at the beginning, they open the safe door... only to find almost nothing in it.



--> '''Simon''': Am I.. talking to Miranda now?\\
'''River''': (Shoots him a look of hilarious contempt that just says "You're a boob.")

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--> '''Simon''': '''Simon:''' Am I..I... talking to Miranda now?\\
'''River''': (Shoots ''[River shoots him a look of hilarious contempt that just says "You're a boob.")"]''



-->'''Zoe''': So...trap?
-->'''Mal''': Trap.

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-->'''Zoe''': So...trap?
-->'''Mal''':
--->'''Zoe:''' So... trap?\\
'''Mal:'''
Trap.



-->'''Kaylee''': How do you know Inara don't just... wanna see you? People do have feelings.
-->'''Mal''': You all were watchin', I take it?
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Kaylee''': ...yes.
-->'''Mal''': [[BelligerentSexualTension You see us fight?]]
-->'''Kaylee''': No.
-->'''Mal''': [[OutOfCharacterAlert Trap.]]

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-->'''Kaylee''': --->'''Kaylee:''' How do you know Inara don't just... wanna see you? People do have feelings.
-->'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' You all were watchin', I take it?
-->''*awkward silence*''
-->'''Kaylee''': ...
''[awkward silence]''
'''Kaylee:''' ...
yes.
-->'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' [[BelligerentSexualTension You see us fight?]]
-->'''Kaylee''': '''Kaylee:''' No.
-->'''Mal''': '''Mal:''' [[OutOfCharacterAlert Trap.]]



-->'''Operative''': ''[re: Mal's determination to get the word out about Miranda]'' Are you willing to die for that belief?
-->'''Mal''': I am.

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-->'''Operative''': -->'''The Operative:''' ''[re: Mal's determination to get the word out about Miranda]'' Are And are you willing to die for that belief?
-->'''Mal''': -->'''Mal:''' I am.



-->'''Mal''': ...'Course, that ain't exactly Plan A.

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-->'''Mal''': ...-->'''Mal:''' ...'Course, that ain't exactly Plan A.



-->'''Mr. Universe''': She wrote her own vows. I cried, like a baby. [[TooMuchInformation A hungry, angry baby]].
----

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-->'''Mr. Universe''': Universe:''' She wrote her own vows. I cried, like a baby. [[TooMuchInformation A hungry, angry baby]].
----
baby]].
27th Nov '15 4:36:25 PM DannWoolf
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-->'''Mr. Universe''': "She wrote her own vows. I cried, like a baby. [[TooMuchInformation A hungry, angry baby]].

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-->'''Mr. Universe''': "She She wrote her own vows. I cried, like a baby. [[TooMuchInformation A hungry, angry baby]].
23rd Oct '15 3:30:29 AM Milarqui
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** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: [[BookEnds right at the end]], just as the reborn Serenity goes full burn...and loses a tail piece. And Mal repeats "What was that?" ''with the same tone and inflection''.]]

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** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: [[BookEnds right at the end]], just as the reborn Serenity goes full burn...and loses a tail piece. And Mal repeats "What was that?" ''with ''With the same tone and inflection''.]]
23rd Oct '15 3:17:49 AM Milarqui
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** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: right at the end, just as the reborn Serenity goes full burn...and loses a tail piece.]]

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** Also can't forget how that comes up again [[spoiler: [[BookEnds right at the end, end]], just as the reborn Serenity goes full burn...and loses a tail piece. And Mal repeats "What was that?" ''with the same tone and inflection''.]]
5th Apr '15 1:01:58 PM EchoGarrote
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** And of course, Zoe and Mal's assessment of that conversation.
-->'''Zoe''': So...trap?
-->'''Mal''': Trap.
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