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24th Jul '15 3:47:49 AM ThePlotMurderers
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* ''Funny/{{Scream T.V Series}}''

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24th Jul '15 3:44:44 AM ThePlotMurderers
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* ''Funny/{{Scream the T.V Series}}''

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24th Jul '15 3:44:02 AM ThePlotMurderers
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* ''Funny/{{Scream the T.V Series}}''
31st Dec '14 1:50:33 AM Morgenthaler
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* "''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Bitch went down. ''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Sid! Superbitch!"
* The ''Stab 6'' fakeout in ''Scream 4''. The subsequent ''Stab 7'' one is even funnier.
* "[[FamousLastWords Fuck Bruce Willis...]]"
* Randy's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-q-AWD_8AY rules]] for survival in the first movie, especially Stu's response. See [[Quotes/{{Scream}} the Quotes page]] for more.
** Slightly later on, having Randy watch ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}'' while giving advice to Creator/JamieLeeCurtis' character to just ''look behind you, Jamie'' when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from ''this'' movie is literally right behind ''him''.
** It gets better. What's the name of the actor playing Randy? That's right, [[ActorAllusion Jamie Kennedy]].
* Gale, in a Ghostface mask, acting like a high schooler while attending Stab-a-thon.
* This exchange at the end of the first film:
--> "[[ThrowItIn Ow, you fucking hit me with the phone, dick!]]"
* This exchange:
-->'''Sidney''': Can you see me right now?
-->'''Ghostface''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Sidney''': Ohhh. *starts picking her nose* What am I doing? Huh? HUH? What am I doiiiing? Helloooo....?
* In ''Scream 2'', Dewey copping a feel on Gale during a lovey moment between the two on a table. Right when the killer is ''watching'' them. It has to be seen to be believed.
** The opening scene too, where Jada Pinkett and Omar Epps have possibly the least romantic first date ever when going to see the first [[ShowWithinAShow Stab]] movie.
* Joel the Camera Man, replacing Gale's previous Camera Man Kenny. He knows what happened to Kenny and due to this is very nervous and easily scared he'll share the same fate. Opinion may vary but his funniest moment is upon seeing [[spoiler: Randy's]] dead body in the Van, in which he passes out after Gale and Dewey run.
* From Scream 3,
-->'''Milton''': You don't have to do this, [[spoiler: Roman]]! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut!
-->'''[[spoiler: Roman]]''': I already have it.
--> (Milton's throat is slashed)
** This exchange:
--> '''Jennifer''': Gale Weathers!
--> '''Gale''': [says quietly] Shit.
--> '''Jennifer''': I know we've never met... and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
--> '''Gale''': Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
--> '''Jennifer''': You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
--> '''Gale''': Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
--> '''Jennifer''': Gives me more time for my work. [[SarcasmMode After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character]].
--> '''Gale''': And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...
** This moment between Dewey and [[spoiler:Randy]].
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. [[spoiler:I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College]]. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.
--> '''Dewey''': Karen Kolchec?
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Yes, Karen Kolchec.
--> '''Dewey''': Creepy Karen?
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens.
** And of course, who could forget the out of no where cameo that is Jay and Silent Bob.
--> "Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury? (...) Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?"
** Come on who could forget this one:
--> '''Dewey's voice on phone:''' Stone where are you?
-->'''Stone:''' I'm just checking out your tin can Dewdrop.
-->'''Dewey:''' Well come back inside and stay with Jennifer. Something's happened. I have to go to the police.
-->'''Stone:''' Is that an order Dewdrop? Cause Steven Stone doesn't work for you.
-->'''Dewey:''' Get back in the house Stone! Would I call you if it wasn't important?
-->What are you doing in there anyway?
-->'''Stone:''' Me, I'm just checking to make sure there's no killer in here waiting to off you like he did your little sister.
-->'''Dewey:''' What did you say? I can't believe you said that. That makes me-
--> [Ghostface pops out behind Stone with his knife and stabs Stone in the back]
-->'''Ghostface:''' (in killer's voice) ANGRY!
*** And the kicker is Stone actually puts a good fight, only to be brought down... with a frying pan.
* In ''Scream 4'', when Gale is explaining to Dewey why she thinks the killer is going to attack the high school ''Stab'' marathon:
-->'''Gale''': Come on, how meta can you get?
-->'''Dewey''': How what-a can you get?
-->'''Gale''': ...I don't know, I heard them say it!
* Following a conversation between Perkins and Hoss about Bruce Willis being a frequent surviving cop, Perkin's exclaims "F*** Bruce Willis" [[spoiler:just before dying.]]
* Jill running headfirst into a picture at the climax.
* In Scream 4, after [[spoiler: Jill is taken down for one last time]], Officer Hicks is found to be alive after getting shot by Jill. She reveals to have worn a bulletproof vest and faints soon thereafter.

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* "''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Bitch went down. ''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Sid! Superbitch!"
* The ''Stab 6'' fakeout
Works in ''Scream 4''. The subsequent ''Stab 7'' one is even funnier.
* "[[FamousLastWords Fuck Bruce Willis...]]"
* Randy's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-q-AWD_8AY rules]] for survival in the first movie, especially Stu's response. See [[Quotes/{{Scream}} the Quotes page]] for more.
** Slightly later on, having Randy watch ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}'' while giving advice to Creator/JamieLeeCurtis' character to just ''look behind you, Jamie'' when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from ''this'' movie is literally right behind ''him''.
** It gets better. What's the name of the actor playing Randy? That's right, [[ActorAllusion Jamie Kennedy]].
* Gale, in a Ghostface mask, acting like a high schooler while attending Stab-a-thon.
* This exchange at the end of the first film:
--> "[[ThrowItIn Ow, you fucking hit me
this franchise with the phone, dick!]]"
their own pages:

* This exchange:
-->'''Sidney''': Can you see me right now?
-->'''Ghostface''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Sidney''': Ohhh. *starts picking her nose* What am I doing? Huh? HUH? What am I doiiiing? Helloooo....?
''Funny/{{Scream|1996}}''
* In ''Scream 2'', Dewey copping a feel on Gale during a lovey moment between the two on a table. Right when the killer is ''watching'' them. It has to be seen to be believed.
** The opening scene too, where Jada Pinkett and Omar Epps have possibly the least romantic first date ever when going to see the first [[ShowWithinAShow Stab]] movie.
''Funny/{{Scream 2}}''
* Joel the Camera Man, replacing Gale's previous Camera Man Kenny. He knows what happened to Kenny and due to this is very nervous and easily scared he'll share the same fate. Opinion may vary but his funniest moment is upon seeing [[spoiler: Randy's]] dead body in the Van, in which he passes out after Gale and Dewey run.
''Funny/{{Scream 3}}''
* From Scream 3,
-->'''Milton''': You don't have to do this, [[spoiler: Roman]]! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut!
-->'''[[spoiler: Roman]]''': I already have it.
--> (Milton's throat is slashed)
** This exchange:
--> '''Jennifer''': Gale Weathers!
--> '''Gale''': [says quietly] Shit.
--> '''Jennifer''': I know we've never met... and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
--> '''Gale''': Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
--> '''Jennifer''': You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
--> '''Gale''': Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
--> '''Jennifer''': Gives me more time for my work. [[SarcasmMode After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character]].
--> '''Gale''': And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...
** This moment between Dewey and [[spoiler:Randy]].
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. [[spoiler:I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College]]. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.
--> '''Dewey''': Karen Kolchec?
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Yes, Karen Kolchec.
--> '''Dewey''': Creepy Karen?
--> [[spoiler:'''Randy''']]: Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens.
** And of course, who could forget the out of no where cameo that is Jay and Silent Bob.
--> "Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury? (...) Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?"
** Come on who could forget this one:
--> '''Dewey's voice on phone:''' Stone where are you?
-->'''Stone:''' I'm just checking out your tin can Dewdrop.
-->'''Dewey:''' Well come back inside and stay with Jennifer. Something's happened. I have to go to the police.
-->'''Stone:''' Is that an order Dewdrop? Cause Steven Stone doesn't work for you.
-->'''Dewey:''' Get back in the house Stone! Would I call you if it wasn't important?
-->What are you doing in there anyway?
-->'''Stone:''' Me, I'm just checking to make sure there's no killer in here waiting to off you like he did your little sister.
-->'''Dewey:''' What did you say? I can't believe you said that. That makes me-
--> [Ghostface pops out behind Stone with his knife and stabs Stone in the back]
-->'''Ghostface:''' (in killer's voice) ANGRY!
*** And the kicker is Stone actually puts a good fight, only to be brought down... with a frying pan.
* In ''Scream 4'', when Gale is explaining to Dewey why she thinks the killer is going to attack the high school ''Stab'' marathon:
-->'''Gale''': Come on, how meta can you get?
-->'''Dewey''': How what-a can you get?
-->'''Gale''': ...I don't know, I heard them say it!
* Following a conversation between Perkins and Hoss about Bruce Willis being a frequent surviving cop, Perkin's exclaims "F*** Bruce Willis" [[spoiler:just before dying.]]
* Jill running headfirst into a picture at the climax.
* In Scream 4, after [[spoiler: Jill is taken down for one last time]], Officer Hicks is found to be alive after getting shot by Jill. She reveals to have worn a bulletproof vest and faints soon thereafter.
''Funny/{{Scream 4}}''

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30th Dec '14 10:12:24 PM nombretomado
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** Slightly later on, having Randy watch ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}'' while giving advice to JamieLeeCurtis' character to just ''look behind you, Jamie'' when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from ''this'' movie is literally right behind ''him''.

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** Slightly later on, having Randy watch ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}'' while giving advice to JamieLeeCurtis' Creator/JamieLeeCurtis' character to just ''look behind you, Jamie'' when he's totally oblivious to the fact that the killer from ''this'' movie is literally right behind ''him''.
1st Nov '14 6:06:21 PM WanderingBoy
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* "''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Bitch went down. ''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"

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* "''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Bitch went down. ''I'll send you a copy.'' BAM! Syd! Sid! Superbitch!"



-->'''Sydney''': Can you see me right now?

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-->'''Sydney''': -->'''Sidney''': Can you see me right now?



-->'''Sydney''': Ohhh. *starts picking her nose* What am I doing? Huh? HUH? What am I doiiiing? Helloooo....?

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-->'''Sydney''': -->'''Sidney''': Ohhh. *starts picking her nose* What am I doing? Huh? HUH? What am I doiiiing? Helloooo....?
30th Oct '14 9:29:25 PM CharlestonMan
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** Jill running headfirst into a picture at the climax.

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** * Jill running headfirst into a picture at the climax.
2nd Sep '13 9:49:06 AM Cakeman
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* I can't believe no one's added this yet:

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* I can't believe no one's added this yet:This exchange:
5th Jul '13 1:46:54 AM matt3291992
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* In Scream 4, after [[spoiler: Jill is taken down for one last time]], Officer Hicks is found to be alive after getting shot by Jill. She reveals to have worn a bulletproof best and faints soon thereafter.

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* In Scream 4, after [[spoiler: Jill is taken down for one last time]], Officer Hicks is found to be alive after getting shot by Jill. She reveals to have worn a bulletproof best vest and faints soon thereafter.
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