History Funny / SchindlersList

20th Jun '16 5:08:38 PM VoiceInTheWasteland
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** What makes this scene ''hilarious'' is that the whole time, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]], a succession of young Jewish guys are running back and forth across the screen, returning with stolen furniture, and then returning for ''another'' trip around....while the poor Jewish rabbi and the SS men are completely oblivious.
1st Sep '15 2:27:41 PM Tuckerscreator
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* A meta one, but when the Spielberg noticed that everyone was becoming depressed working on such a sad picture, he called up a comedian friend of his to tell jokes over the phone to cheer everyone back up. That friend? RobinWilliams.

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* A meta one, but when the Spielberg noticed that everyone was becoming depressed working on such a sad picture, he called up a comedian friend of his to tell jokes over the phone to cheer everyone back up. That friend? RobinWilliams.Creator/RobinWilliams.
3rd Aug '15 11:53:32 AM DrSlide
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* Schindler giving a toast to Stern and his good work, and Stern just sitting there with drink in hand and a confused face. Then Schindler asking him to at least pretend to be overjoyed. And when even then doesn't get, Schindler just drink his cup, and Stern's one.

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* Schindler giving a toast to Stern and his good work, and Stern just sitting there with drink in hand and a confused face. Then Schindler asking him to at least pretend to be overjoyed. And when even then that doesn't get, get a response, Schindler just drink his cup, and Stern's one.downs both drinks himself.



Looks like he has to share!
3rd Aug '15 11:51:21 AM DrSlide
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* This exchange between Schindler and Stern as they draw up the list:
Looks like he has to share!
--> '''Stern:''' How many cigarettes have you smoked tonight?
--> '''Schindler:''' Too many.
--> '''Stern:''' ''(coughing)'' For every one you smoke, I smoke half!
3rd Aug '15 5:34:00 AM DrSlide
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** By this point in the war, the real Schindler had made up his mind to hinder the German military as much as possible. His factory produced almost no usable munitions of its own, and he bought shells from other companies and resold them as his own to keep the army happy. There were rumors that he even mis-calibrated the machines so that they would produce nothing but junk.
3rd Aug '15 5:21:09 AM DrSlide
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* Early in the film, Stern had the misfortune of being loaded on a Train, on account of leaving his work permit in his drawer. While looking for him, Schindler is accosted by two SS personnel, with one of them even attempting to write down his name. Nonchalantly, after listing down their names, Schindler says, "Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you, you'll both be in [[WarIsHell Southern Russia]] before the end of the month." Cue their OhCrap faces - they know just how brutal the fighting is between the Soviets and Germans down there. Then, they join Schindler calling for Stern's name.

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* Early in the film, At one point, Stern had the misfortune of being loaded is put on a Train, on account of train bound for the concentration camps after leaving his work permit in his drawer. While at home. Schindler goes to the station looking for him, Schindler is accosted by but runs into two uncooperative SS personnel, with one of them even attempting to write down his name. Nonchalantly, after listing officers. He takes down their names, Schindler spells his own for them, and nonchalantly says, "Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you, you'll both be in [[WarIsHell Southern Russia]] before the end of the month." Cue their OhCrap faces - they know just how brutal the fighting is between the Soviets and Germans down there. Then, they They quickly join Schindler in calling for Stern's name. Stern and get him off the train just before it pulls out.
2nd Aug '15 7:19:39 PM DrSlide
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* Early in the film, Stern had the misfortune of being loaded on a Train, on account of leaving his work permit in his drawer. While looking for him, Schindler is accosted by two SS personnel, with one of them even attempting to write down his name. Nonchalantly, after listing down their names, Schindler says "Well, by the end of the month, you'll both be in [[WarIsHell Southern Russia]]". Cue their OhCrap faces. Then, they join Schindler calling for Stern's name.

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* Early in the film, Stern had the misfortune of being loaded on a Train, on account of leaving his work permit in his drawer. While looking for him, Schindler is accosted by two SS personnel, with one of them even attempting to write down his name. Nonchalantly, after listing down their names, Schindler says "Well, by the end of the month, says, "Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you, you'll both be in [[WarIsHell Southern Russia]]". Russia]] before the end of the month." Cue their OhCrap faces.faces - they know just how brutal the fighting is between the Soviets and Germans down there. Then, they join Schindler calling for Stern's name.
2nd Aug '15 6:42:04 PM DrSlide
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* Morbid and serious as it is, its hard not to chuckle a little when a jewish boy, savvy on where the Nazi are really taking the kids, tries to find a hiding place in one of the camps. Only to keep running into other kids who have already claimed the spots.

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* Morbid and serious as it is, its hard not to chuckle a little when a jewish boy, Jewish boy in the Plaszow camp, savvy on where the Nazi Nazis are really taking the kids, tries to find a hiding place in one of the camps. Only to keep place. He keeps running into other kids who have already claimed the spots.


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* Schindler's response to Stern's news that the Brinnlitz factory is turning out unusable artillery shells:
--> '''Schindler:''' Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.
30th Apr '15 2:03:20 PM Light_shade
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* A meta one, but when the Spielberg noticed that everyone was becoming depressed working on such a sad picture, he called up a comedian friend of his to tell jokes over the phone to cheer everyone back up. That friend? RobinWilliams.
23rd Nov '14 2:48:54 PM Nautilus1
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* Some BlackComedy occurs when Göth tries executing one of Schindler's workers...only for his Luger to jam on him. He produces a Browning pistol instead...and it too jams on him. After several fruitless attempts to shoot the guy, he just {{Pistol Whip}}s him and leaves.

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* Some BlackComedy occurs when Göth tries executing one of Schindler's workers...only for his Luger to jam on him. [[note]]This is [[TruthInTelevision realistic]], as all Luger pistols needed perfectly clean ammo and immaculately clean and freshly greased mechanical parts to fire. Goeth is a bit of a slacker when it comes to carrying for his own gun[[/note]] He produces a Browning pistol instead...and it too jams on him. After several fruitless attempts to shoot the guy, he just {{Pistol Whip}}s him and leaves.
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