History Funny / SayAnything

21st Jul '16 6:38:30 AM BigJaredMonkey
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* Diane and Lloyd are in Diane's bedroom, talking while Diane sorts through her clothing, and Lloyd makes note of the absolutely gigantic dictionary Diane owns. Diane tells Lloyd that the dictionary is great, and how when she was a little kid she was always reading. Whenever Diane encountered a word she didn't know, she'd look it up, marking the word with a yellow highlighter. Lloyd casually opens the dictionary to a random page, and the page is nothing but yellow highlighter. Flipping through the pages, Lloyd finds its mostly yellow highlighter. His amazed expression makes the joke.



-->'''Diane''': But then I attacked him anyway.

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-->'''Diane''': But then I attacked him anyway.
1st Jun '14 9:15:45 AM wittylibrarian
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-->'''Lloyd:''' I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?

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-->'''Lloyd:''' I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?anywhere]]?
25th Apr '14 1:28:31 AM Doc_Loki
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* Diane and her father telling the story about her being afraid of flying.
* Lloyd's speech about what he wants - and doesn't want - to do as a career:
-->'''Lloyd:''' You mean like career? I don't know. I've thought about this quite a bit sir, and I would have to say, considering what's waiting out there for me: I don't want sell anything, by anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed; buy anything sold or processed; or process anything sold, bought or processed; or repair anything sold, bought or processed; you know, as a career, I don't to do that. So, my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation.



* Diane and her father telling the story about her being afraid of flying.
7th Oct '12 4:23:38 AM ClatoLawa
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** The exchange leading up to that:
-->'''Diane''': Dad, do you know what he did the first night I went out with him? We were walking across by the Seven-Eleven, and he pointed out some glass for me to walk around. And I always think of that when people say 'What are you doing with Lloyd Dobler?' And I never get nervous around him. So we started spending all this time together, as friends. But, I could feel him getting anxious, and then I knew that there would be a confrontation over getting physical. And he started to get that look at the end of the night. Do you know that look?
-->(''Jim nods''.)
-->'''Diane''': And then, you know it's going to be an issue. So I went through all the different feelings and all the different arguments you're supposed to go through.
-->'''Jim''': Did he ever get rough with you?
-->'''Diane''': Dad, no. But I didn't want any problems, so I decided not to sleep with him.
-->(''Jim looks relieved''.)
-->'''Diane''': But then I attacked him anyway.
20th Jun '12 11:17:20 PM mlsmithca
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-->'''Lloyd:''' [[ThisIsSparta YOU MUST CHILL]]!

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-->'''Lloyd:''' [[ThisIsSparta [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU MUST CHILL]]!
16th May '12 4:13:38 PM lipranzer
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* After Diane tells her father about sleeping with Lloyd, she tells him how good it feels to tell him the truth, and if she didn't tell him, it'd be like it didn't happen. The look on Mr. Court's face is priceless.

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* After Diane tells her father about sleeping with Lloyd, she tells him how good it feels to tell him the truth, and if she didn't tell him, it'd be like it didn't happen. The look on Mr. Court's face is priceless.priceless.
* Diane and her father telling the story about her being afraid of flying.
16th May '12 4:11:09 PM lipranzer
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* Mark (Jeremy Piven) knocking over Lloyd at the party. '''Twice'''.
-->'''Lloyd:''' [[ThisIsSparta YOU MUST CHILL]]!
* After Diane breaks up with Lloyd, Joe, Mark, and some other guys are giving Lloyd advice on what to do next. Finally, Lloyd has had enough:
-->'''Lloyd:''' I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
-->'''Joe:''' (''after everyone pauses and looks down at the ground'') By choice, man!
* After Diane tells her father about sleeping with Lloyd, she tells him how good it feels to tell him the truth, and if she didn't tell him, it'd be like it didn't happen. The look on Mr. Court's face is priceless.
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