History Funny / SantinoMarella

--->Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!

** To say nothing of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTWsQk3j2I Santino's performance]] in 2009. As one [[Website/YouTube YouTuber]] put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."[[note]]By the way, The Warlord was alive and well at the time, but we're still certain he slept better at night knowing he no longer held the record for the shortest time in a Royal Rumble match. Interestingly, Santino's record was broken at The Greatest Royal Rumble.[[/note]]

** To say nothing of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTWsQk3j2I Santino's performance]] in 2009. As one [[Website/YouTube YouTuber]] put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."[[note]]By the way, The Warlord isn't dead, but we're still certain he sleeps better at night knowing he no longer holds the record for the shortest time in a Royal Rumble match. Interestingly, Santino's record was broken at The Greatest Royal Rumble.[[/note]]

* The reason why Wrestling/JimCornette slapped him, leading to his release from the WWE? Santino [[NoSell no sold]] TheBoogeyman during an OVW taping. Everyone else was acting terrified and Santino just sat there looking at The Boogeyman like he was some kind of weirdo.

* At an overseas house show in 2009, there was a 15-man battle royal. When Santino comes face to face with Wrestling/TripleH and Wrestling/JohnCena and figures out he doesn't have a chance in hell of eliminating them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQmMJZ0W_V4 he eliminates himself instead.]]

** To say nothing of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTWsQk3j2I Santino's performance]] in 2009. As one [[Website/YouTube YouTuber]] put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."[[note]]By the way, The Warlord isn't dead, but we're still certain he sleeps better at night knowing he no longer holds the record for the shortest time in a Royal Rumble match.[[/note]]

** To say nothing of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTWsQk3j2I Santino's performance]] in 2009. As one [[Website/YouTube YouTuber]] put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."

* Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "[[Wrestling/JimRoss JR]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBF0jaK1RnE is not going to reach the point of orgasm.]] "The non-verbal reaction from JR was ''priceless.''

* Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "[[Wrestling/JimRoss JR]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBF0jaK1RnE is not going to reach the point of orgasm.]] The non-verbal reaction from JR was ''priceless.''

---> "Bring forth...'''THE HONK-A-METER!'''"

-->Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!

* The reason why JimCornette slapped him, leading to his release from the WWE? Santino [[NoSell no sold]] TheBoogeyman during an OVW taping. Everyone else was acting terrified and Santino just sat there looking at The Boogeyman like he was some kind of weirdo.

* On [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIERYXdh2PI the September 27th episode]] of ''[=SmackDown!=]'', Santino, accompanied by The Great Khali and Hornswoggle, has a match against the leader of [[Wrestling/3MB the 3-Man Band]], [[JokeCharacter Heath Slater]]. Partway in, he has Slater out cold and goes for the Cobra...at which point Jinder Mahal breaks out a flute and begins playing a ''snake-charming tune''...''[[EmpathicWeapon and it works]],'' nearly leaving him to unleash his FinishingMove on himself!

* On [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIERYXdh2PI the September 27th episode]] of ''[=SmackDown!=]'', Santino, accompanied by The Great Khali and Hornswoggle, has a match against the leader of [[GoldfishPoopGang the 3-Man Band]], [[JokeCharacter Heath Slater]]. Partway in, he has Slater out cold and goes for the Cobra...at which point Jinder Mahal breaks out a flute and begins playing a ''snake-charming tune''...''[[EmpathicWeapon and it works]],'' nearly leaving him to unleash his FinishingMove on himself!

** ButWaitTheresMore It turns out Khali has ''his own'' flute and begins [[RefugeInAudacity a snake-charming tug-of-war with Mahal]], causing the Cobra to go back and forth, even rising from near-defeat while Santino's still fairly out of it, all while the poor guy's left wondering what his serpentine sock puppet is doing. When Hornswaggle finally manages to swipe, and destroy, Mahal's flute, Khali plays the ditty that spells Slater's defeat and brings in the Cobra Strike!

* Put in a blindfold match with Drew McIntyre, Santino is told off by the ref for having the Cobra glove on. Santino proceeds to pull out ''a tiny black hood'' to blind THE COBRA. He even waves his hand in front of it as if saying "see, it works."

* The reason why JimCornette slapped him, leading to his release from the WWE? Santino [[NoSell no sold]] TheBoogeyman during an OVW taping.

* The reason why JimCornette slapped him, leading to his release from the WWE? Santino [[NoSell no sold]] TheBoogeyman during a taping.