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19th Apr '18 5:35:58 PM AmuckCricetine
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-->Lucas decides, for reasons know ''only'' to himself, that Vader's remark "Bring my shuttle" is not enough explanation of how he could get from Could City to the ''Executor'', and thus has Vader say "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival", and then begins a number of shots to establish that Vader did ''indeed'' get on his shuttle, and did ''indeed'' return to the Star Destroyer, and did ''indeed'' walk off the shuttle, instead of trusting that the audience would figure out that if someone calls for a taxi and then is seen at their destination, this person is probably not a wizard with teleporting magic. This not only interrupts the flow of the scene, but the long line does not allow James Earl Jones to instil it with the emotion that the brief "Bring my shuttle" contained; you could hear the Dark Lord's simmering anger over Luke's rejection. And ''what'' kind of preparations are even necessary for "your arrival"? I mean, you didn't tell them to prepare to leave the system, pursue the ''Millennium Falcon'', open fire on Cloud City, you know, the kind of things they should be ready to do the moment you get there, no, just: "prepare for my arrival". ''What?!'' Are you expecting ''a cake'' and a stripper to be there? Do you want a ''fucking'' marching band on hand to play you your favorite song up to the bridge because you're depressed about what happened?!

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-->Lucas decides, for reasons know ''only'' to himself, that Vader's remark "Bring my shuttle" is not enough explanation of how he could get from Could City to the ''Executor'', and thus has Vader say "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival", and then begins a number of shots to establish that Vader did ''indeed'' get on his shuttle, and did ''indeed'' return to the Star Destroyer, and did ''indeed'' walk off the shuttle, instead of trusting that the audience would figure out that if someone calls for a taxi and then is seen at their destination, this person is probably not a wizard with teleporting magic. This not only interrupts the flow of the scene, but the long line does not allow James Earl Jones Creator/JamesEarlJones to instil it with the emotion that the brief "Bring my shuttle" contained; you could hear the Dark Lord's simmering anger over Luke's rejection. And ''what'' kind of preparations are even necessary for "your arrival"? I mean, you didn't tell them to prepare to leave the system, pursue the ''Millennium Falcon'', open fire on Cloud City, you know, the kind of things they should be ready to do the moment you get there, no, just: "prepare for my arrival". ''What?!'' Are you expecting ''a cake'' and a stripper to be there? Do you want a ''fucking'' marching band on hand to play you your favorite song up to the bridge because you're depressed about what happened?!



* Playing Jerry Lee Lewis' version of "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" after Han blasts the floor of the asteroid cave that turns out to be the inside of a giant space slug.

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* Playing Jerry Lee Lewis' Music/JerryLeeLewis' version of "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" after Han blasts the floor of the asteroid cave that turns out to be the inside of a giant space slug.
19th Apr '18 12:33:03 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Chuck:''' Not a problem! I'll give the case all the attention it deserves! ''(with no pause whatsoever)'' Well, the case was hopeless, we did ''everything'' we could but the trail went cold. I guess you'll have to settle at being tyrannical to someone else. I could bring in a orphan girl with a three-legged dog for you to flog if it makes you feel better.

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-->'''Chuck:''' Not a problem! I'll give the case all the attention it deserves! ''(with no pause whatsoever)'' Well, the case was hopeless, we did ''everything'' we could could, but the trail went cold. I guess you'll have to settle at being tyrannical to someone else. I could bring in a orphan girl with a three-legged dog for you to flog if it makes you feel better.
18th Apr '18 5:14:16 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* In the beginning of Act III he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''.

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* In the beginning of Act III (part 8) he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''.collapsed''.
** The gag continues in Part 9. He mentions that he'd been looking at a nice house right by Page Creek Marsh. Cut to an in-game dialog where Varric and Anders are wondering why anybody would willingly go anywhere with "Marsh" in the name as though they're giving him shit for it.
18th Apr '18 12:09:07 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* A bit in Part Nine he encounters yet more bugs:

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* A bit in into Part Nine he encounters yet more bugs:
18th Apr '18 12:03:44 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Dulci de Launcet:''' Oh, you're too kind!

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'''Dulci de Launcet:''' Oh, you're too kind!kind!\\
18th Apr '18 12:03:25 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Chuck finding Dulci de Launcet's way of dressing quite the fashion accident:
-->'''Hawke:''' You look lovely tonight, m'lady.\\
'''Dulci de Launcet:''' Oh, you're too kind!
'''Chuck:''' I agree. ''Too'' kind. This... ''What'' is this? It's like you put on a sensible Film/MaryPoppins bottom, then you put on a clown suit on top, and then you realized that you forgot to put your sports-bra on, so you put that one on over that? Are you going to some kind of high-powered Circus D'Orlais tonight? I don't know what this is.
18th Apr '18 11:45:29 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Ser Mettin:''' It is ''a crime'' against the Maker. The sentence is-- ''(notices Hawk and the gang)'' Intruders! Deal with them.

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'''Ser Mettin:''' It is ''a crime'' against the Maker. The sentence is-- ''(notices Hawk and the gang)'' Intruders! Deal with them.\\
18th Apr '18 11:45:10 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* In the beginning of part 3 he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''.

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* In the beginning of part 3 Act III he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''. collapsed''.
* A bit in Part Nine he encounters yet more bugs:
-->'''Chuck:''' We'll happy join any conspiracy [against Meredith] that's gonna try to knock her down. ''(the game freezes up)'' Especially because it involves a whole lot of Templar bullies. ''(beat, the game remains frozen)'' Ahem, I ''said''; "Especially because it involves a whole lot of Templar bullies..." ''(the game still refuses to respond) These damn bugs!'' Jesus. ''(one restart later)'' I swear to Christ, I have seen that load screen more times than I've seen my kids' faces this month...
* Speaking of "Templar bullies":
-->'''Ser Mettin:''' ''(with as much haughtiness as possible)'' You've habored a known apostate.\\
'''Citizen:''' What crime is feeding my cousin?! She was whipped, half-starving!\\
'''Ser Mettin:''' It is ''a crime'' against the Maker. The sentence is-- ''(notices Hawk and the gang)'' Intruders! Deal with them.
'''Chuck:''' I'm guessing Templars aren't big on body cams... Oh, and how'd you like that bit about "a crime against the Maker"? Yeah, I'm sure that ''really'' cheesed him off. Showing ''kindness'' to someone who is downtrodden. Yeah, I bet there is a verse in the chant: "Blessed are the pigheaded idiots, but woe upon those who show kindness to those bleeding and starving, for they clearly hadn't gotten a righteous asswooping!"
* The conspiracy is ambushed and so Hawke has to fight off even more Templars:
-->'''Chuck:''' How many of these guys do you think took their oaths saying: "Boy, I sure do hope I get shipped off to the middle of god-only-knows-where to get involved in the political machinations of some corrupt bureaucrat, so that I can fight and die in the streets! You know, because I believe in a divine plan"?
* Meredith tries to get Hawke to help her with finding some fugitive mages:
-->'''Chuck:''' Not a problem! I'll give the case all the attention it deserves! ''(with no pause whatsoever)'' Well, the case was hopeless, we did ''everything'' we could but the trail went cold. I guess you'll have to settle at being tyrannical to someone else. I could bring in a orphan girl with a three-legged dog for you to flog if it makes you feel better.
16th Apr '18 5:33:11 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* In the beginning of part 3 he claims that the game is so bad that it's infecting real life. For instance, while recording his commentary over Nataniel's cameo ''his ceiling collapsed''.
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