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29th Jun '16 3:52:11 AM Anicomicgeek
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* In his review of "Triple Takedown": "But finally, finally, [Skids] is gonna have his day. *Skids crashes into Prowl* Oh, for God's sake, Skids, you didn't even lose the fight. You just crashed, you fucking asshole, Skids! I scrubbed toilets for you!"

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* In his review of "Triple Takedown": "But finally, finally, [Skids] is gonna have his day. " *Skids crashes into Prowl* Oh, Prowl* "Oh, for God's sake, Skids, you didn't even lose the fight. You just crashed, you fucking asshole, Skids! I scrubbed toilets for you!"
28th Jun '16 5:03:54 PM katrinahood
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* From the "''Move Along Home''":

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* From the "''Move Along Home''":


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* From "Whispers":
** Chuck giving a CaptainsLog in a pirate tone.
27th Jun '16 4:33:28 PM Anicomicgeek
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* After seeing Shikijo's fantasy about hooking up with Suguru, "Jesus fucking Christ, can I please get through a Goddamn anime series without worrying I'm going to jail just for watching it?!"
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27th Jun '16 3:36:04 PM EnigmusPrime
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(''At the end'') Are dolls killing people while you sleep? The answer might surprise you.

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(''At --->(''At the end'') Are dolls killing people while you sleep? The answer might surprise you.


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* Since Chuck hopes for his character to become Head Enchanter, he thus names him [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Tim]]


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*** He makes a similar speech to Loghain about how he'll make sure he lives to clean up his mess- only to start crying to himself once he walks away.


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* After seeing Wynne [[EstablishingCharacterMoment kick ass]]:
-->'''Alistair:''' I thought you said all the best mages had beards?
-->'''Tim:''' They do- you just can't see her's.
26th Jun '16 7:59:20 PM katrinahood
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* From the "''Move Along Home''":
** Chula was originally called the Chula Saga [[VideoGame/TheBannerSaga before the makers of Candy Crush Saga threatened to sue the Wadi over the name.]] ("Move Along Home").
** When Quark says "I'm starting to get the hang of this game!" Chuck points out that all he's doing is rolling dice, he could be replaced by a chimp.
** His surprise that the ''Voyager'' episode "''The Cloud''" is '''better''' than ''Move Along Home''.
** When Odo mentions that the O'Briens are on Earth for Keiko's mother's hundredth birthday Chuck points out that this mean's Keiko was born when her mother was in her ''sixties''.
--->"So, what are your plans for retirement?"\\
"Oh, I think I'll have a baby. I'm not gettin' any younger..."



** "Quark learned everything about innuendo from fifteen year old boys."
-->'''Quark''': And then, you know, we did it in the butt. We did the sex in the butt sex. Yeah!"
* In his review of "Paradise," Chuck [[BerserkButton loses it]] after it's revealed the head of the anti-technology commune has been ruling through tyranny, deception, and lies... and the rest of the group decides to maintain their community, not showing the slightest bit of outrage that they were being dicked with.
-->Why don't you just make the ending [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 red, green, or blue]] if you're going to make it fucking infuriating?
* In "Blood Oath", Chuck's obsession with the Klingons eating the Albino's heart, as well as pointing out that contrary to his most famous line of dialogue, Kang actually ''did'' fight in a burning house.
* In the review of "Second Skin," he makes a joke about Kira being kidnapped by the Daleks. This is the first thing that happens to the protagonists in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]], which was aired ''on the same day.'' Given that the review was made some time before said air date, that's a [[HilariousInHindsight remarkable (and funny) coincidence]].
* From the "Fascination" review, Kira encourages everyone to enjoy themselves as part of the Gratitude Festival. Chuck responds with an exasperated "Finally!" and switches to the Packers game.
* ''Improbable Cause/The Die Is Cast'': his proposal of more efficient strategies for the Romulan/Cardassian assault than burning the planet down to the core, such as using their disruptors to [[DefaceOfTheMoon carve a giant penis on the moon]], then go home.
* From the "Explorers" review. Jake wants to know what his father thinks about what he wrote.
-->'''Jake''': What did you think?\\
'''Sisko''': I liked it.\\
'''Chuck!Sisko''': I'm not really familiar with clopfic, but you sold it well.



* In the review of "The Visitor", Chuck shows all the captains talking with Jake about their father issues: [[AFatherToHisMen Picard sympathizes]]; Archer gibbers that the Vulcans choked his father to death with a heart attack; Janeway gloats that she "had an alibi and everything"; then Reboot Kirk starts up- only for Original Kirk to bitch-slap him for trying to get into the crossover.
* The impression of how Gowron assigning Kor as ambassador to Vulcan might have gone in "The Sword of Kahless."
** Then, of course, there's the long, pointless story about "Nicotine Nemo".



* From ''Rapture'' he considers how it would have been if Sisko had given his disoriented rant about locusts on the promenade in front of visitors:
-->'''Sisko''': Locusts, they're coming!\\
'''Visitor''': Who is that mad man?\\
'''Inhabitant''': Oh, that's the station's commander.\\
'''Sisko''': [[Literature/TheBible And a seven-headed beast]] will sing a different song with each of its seven mouths, and there will be a tearing of sky, and a shaking of the Earth, and locusts will scream out to all the world "suck it [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]!" And lo, they will indeed suck it."



* From "Ties Of Blood and Water":
** When Kira throws a cup at Dukat: "Mental rewrite in three...two...one...why yes, Major! I'd love to have a drink with you! But, duty calls!"



* "Profit and Lace":
** He sets out an example of where "the line" is on joking about strange topics through the theoretical example of having a fetish for women dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
** His insistence that he's shallow rather than transphobic.
** His speculation that Rom's GeniusDitz status is the result of a FlowersForAlgernon type experiment that only half worked.
* Once More Unto the Breach
-->[[OneOfUs WHO'S THE NOBODY NOW, HUH? HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND I HAVE A TVTROPES PAGE!]]



* In the review of "The Visitor", Chuck shows all the captains talking with Jake about their father issues: [[AFatherToHisMen Picard sympathizes]]; Archer gibbers that the Vulcans choked his father to death with a heart attack; Janeway gloats that she "had an alibi and everything"; then Reboot Kirk starts up- only for Original Kirk to bitch-slap him for trying to get into the crossover.



* In "Blood Oath", Chuck's obsession with the Klingons eating the Albino's heart, as well as pointing out that contrary to his most famous line of dialogue, Kang actually ''did'' fight in a burning house.
* The impression of how Gowron assigning Kor as ambassador to Vulcan might have gone in "The Sword of Kahless."
** Then, of course, there's the long, pointless story about "Nicotine Nemo".
* In the review of "Second Skin," he makes a joke about Kira being kidnapped by the Daleks. This is the first thing that happens to the protagonists in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]], which was aired ''on the same day.'' Given that the review was made some time before said air date, that's a [[HilariousInHindsight remarkable (and funny) coincidence]].
* In his review of "Paradise," Chuck [[BerserkButton loses it]] after it's revealed the head of the anti-technology commune has been ruling through tyranny, deception, and lies... and the rest of the group decides to maintain their community, not showing the slightest bit of outrage that they were being dicked with.
-->Why don't you just make the ending [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 red, green, or blue]] if you're going to make it fucking infuriating?
* From "Ties Of Blood and Water":
** When Kira throws a cup at Dukat: "Mental rewrite in three...two...one...why yes, Major! I'd love to have a drink with you! But, duty calls!"
* From the "Fascination" review, Kira encourages everyone to enjoy themselves as part of the Gratitude Festival. Chuck responds with an exasperated "Finally!" and switches to the Packers game.
* "Profit and Lace":
** He sets out an example of where "the line" is on joking about strange topics through the theoretical example of having a fetish for women dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
** His insistence that he's shallow rather than transphobic.
** His speculation that Rom's GeniusDitz status is the result of a FlowersForAlgernon type experiment that only half worked.
* Once More Unto the Breach
-->[[OneOfUs WHO'S THE NOBODY NOW, HUH? HE'S JUST A FAT, UNEMPLOYED IDIOT, AND I HAVE A TVTROPES PAGE!]]



* From the "Explorers" review. Jake wants to know what his father thinks about what he wrote.
-->'''Jake''': What did you think?\\
'''Sisko''': I liked it.\\
'''Chuck!Sisko''': I'm not really familiar with clopfic, but you sold it well.
* From the "''Move Along Home''":
** Chula was originally called the Chula Saga [[VideoGame/TheBannerSaga before the makers of Candy Crush Saga threatened to sue the Wadi over the name.]] ("Move Along Home").
** When Quark says "I'm starting to get the hang of this game!" Chuck points out that all he's doing is rolling dice, he could be replaced by a chimp.
** His surprise that the ''Voyager'' episode "''The Cloud''" is '''better''' than ''Move Along Home''.
** When Odo mentions that the O'Briens are on Earth for Keiko's mother's hundredth birthday Chuck points out that this mean's Keiko was born when her mother was in her ''sixties''.
--->"So, what are your plans for retirement?"\\
"Oh, I think I'll have a baby. I'm not gettin' any younger..."
* From ''Rapture'' he considers how it would have been if Sisko had given his disoriented rant about locusts on the promenade in front of visitors:
-->'''Sisko''': Locusts, they're coming!\\
'''Visitor''': Who is that mad man?\\
'''Inhabitant''': Oh, that's the station's commander.\\
'''Sisko''': [[Literature/TheBible And a seven-headed beast]] will sing a different song with each of its seven mouths, and there will be a tearing of sky, and a shaking of the Earth, and locusts will scream out to all the world "suck it [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]!" And lo, they will indeed suck it."
* ''Improbable Cause/The Die Is Cast'': his proposal of more efficient strategies for the Romulan/Cardassian assault than burning the planet down to the core, such as using their disruptors to [[DefaceOfTheMoon carve a giant penis on the moon]], then go home.
26th Jun '16 7:44:42 PM katrinahood
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* ''Let He Who is Without Sin'':
** saying that Leeta has big boobs as ballast to keep her head from [[BrainlessBeauty floating away]].
** That sex should be between one woman and one penguin the way God intended it, calling back to his Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion review.
** The RunningGag that "Jamaharon" isn't sex, given how the franchise approaches it.
---> Chuck: "For all we know Jamaharon is minature golf and Vanessa Williams got Curzon's head stuck in the windmill."



* "Homefront" has another Dax moment: her "pranking" of Odo by moving his furniture when he's in his liquid form. For a character who needs order and was unconscious at the time, that's a dick move. Coupled with her behavior in "Let He Who Is Without Sin" and she's less "royal smart person" and more [[{{Characters/AmericanPie}} Stiffler]]
* ''Let He Who is Without Sin'':
** saying that Leeta has big boobs as ballast to keep her head from [[BrainlessBeauty floating away]].
** That sex should be between one woman and one penguin the way God intended it, calling back to his Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion review.
** The RunningGag that "Jamaharon" isn't sex, given how the franchise approaches it.
---> Chuck: "For all we know Jamaharon is minature golf and Vanessa Williams got Curzon's head stuck in the windmill."
* "In Purgatory's Shadow": Everybody wants Kira. "Dukat wants her, Shakaar wants her, Odo wants her, she just delivered Chief O'Brien's baby."



* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "In the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old [=MacDonald=]" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".
* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.
* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.
-->'''Chuck''': Let me put it in perspective for you: Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose ''only purpose'' is to kill Borg. It's a [[MoreDakka set of guns strapped to an engine.]] Then he called it ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname Defiant]]'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "''USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand''" was too long.\\
"Now, if you'll excuse me, Starfleet is about to award the Christopher Pike Medal to my dick!"



--->''(after Alex drops his bat'leth mid-swing, twice)'' Worf, just shoot him in the head.



--->''(after Alex drops his bat'leth mid-swing, twice)'' Worf, just shoot him in the head.



* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "In the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old [=MacDonald=]" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".
* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.
* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.
-->'''Chuck''': Let me put it in perspective for you: Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose ''only purpose'' is to kill Borg. It's a [[MoreDakka set of guns strapped to an engine.]] Then he called it ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname Defiant]]'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "''USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand''" was too long.\\
"Now, if you'll excuse me, Starfleet is about to award the Christopher Pike Medal to my dick!"



* "In Purgatory's Shadow": Everybody wants Kira. "Dukat wants her, Shakaar wants her, Odo wants her, she just delivered Chief O'Brien's baby."
* "Homefront" has another Dax moment: her "pranking" of Odo by moving his furniture when he's in his liquid form. For a character who needs order and was unconscious at the time, that's a dick move. Coupled with her behavior in "Let He Who Is Without Sin" and she's less "royal smart person" and more [[{{Characters/AmericanPie}} Stiffler]]
26th Jun '16 7:36:12 PM katrinahood
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* From "Necessary Evil":
** Chuck examining the possibility that Rom might have remembered it wrong and mixed it up with his grocery list and it was supposed to be Cheerios.



* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "In the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old [=MacDonald=]" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".
* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.
* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.
-->'''Chuck''': Let me put it in perspective for you: Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose ''only purpose'' is to kill Borg. It's a [[MoreDakka set of guns strapped to an engine.]] Then he called it ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname Defiant]]'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "''USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand''" was too long.\\
"Now, if you'll excuse me, Starfleet is about to award the Christopher Pike Medal to my dick!"
* His one man quest to make Ben Sisko a MemeticBadass, especially "Bitch, the list of reasons I'm awesome is so long, the only surface big enough to write it on is my dick!"
-->"Mr. Worf, prepare a Class 2 quantum torpedo, and write on it 'Don't fuck with The Sisko!'"
* After mentioning that since he's been outted as a genetically enhanced human, Bashir has been free to become Dr. James Bond.
-->'''Chuck''' (As Bashir): Hello my dear, I'm Julian Bashir. I'm normally a doctor, but I'm afraid you caught me in the middle of a daring scheme to rip off the mob, so I don't have long to chat. But, perhaps later we can meet for a drink and I could show my publication in the New England journal of Medicine. It's called, "1001 ways to Pleasure the G-Spot." But first, I have to return [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] hat.



* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "In the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old [=MacDonald=]" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".
* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.
* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.
-->'''Chuck''': Let me put it in perspective for you: Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose ''only purpose'' is to kill Borg. It's a [[MoreDakka set of guns strapped to an engine.]] Then he called it ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname Defiant]]'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "''USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand''" was too long.\\
"Now, if you'll excuse me, Starfleet is about to award the Christopher Pike Medal to my dick!"



* From "Necessary Evil":
** Chuck examining the possibility that Rom might have remembered it wrong and mixed it up with his grocery list and it was supposed to be Cheerios.

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* From "Necessary Evil":
** Chuck examining
His one man quest to make Ben Sisko a MemeticBadass, especially "Bitch, the possibility list of reasons I'm awesome is so long, the only surface big enough to write it on is my dick!"
-->"Mr. Worf, prepare a Class 2 quantum torpedo, and write on it 'Don't fuck with The Sisko!'"
* After mentioning
that Rom might since he's been outted as a genetically enhanced human, Bashir has been free to become Dr. James Bond.
-->'''Chuck''' (As Bashir): Hello my dear, I'm Julian Bashir. I'm normally a doctor, but I'm afraid you caught me in the middle of a daring scheme to rip off the mob, so I don't
have remembered it wrong long to chat. But, perhaps later we can meet for a drink and mixed it up with his grocery list and it was supposed I could show my publication in the New England journal of Medicine. It's called, "1001 ways to be Cheerios.Pleasure the G-Spot." But first, I have to return [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's]] hat.
26th Jun '16 7:32:40 PM katrinahood
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* ''Let He Who is Without Sin'':
** saying that Leeta has big boobs as ballast to keep her head from [[BrainlessBeauty floating away]].
** That sex should be between one woman and one penguin the way God intended it, calling back to his Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion review.
** The RunningGag that "Jamaharon" isn't sex, given how the franchise approaches it.
---> Chuck: "For all we know Jamaharon is minature golf and Vanessa Williams got Curzon's head stuck in the windmill."
* In his review of ''The Adversary'', as Sisko tries to SpotTheImposter:
-->'''Janeway''': I suggest cutting off a random toe from each crew member!\\
'''Sisko''': I don't think that will help us find the Changeling.\\
'''Janeway''': ''What'' Changeling?
** His epic takedown of the Founders "[[ApeShallNeverKillApe no Changeling has ever harmed another]]" rule:
--->'''Chuck''': "It's like when you have an obnoxious relative who shows up at your house, drinks the last beer and grabs the remote and says 'No Johnson has ever thrown another Johnson out!', if you want that to continue, ''knock it off''."
* The skit of how "Doctor Bashir, I Presume" might have gone down if that Changeling had still been impersonating Bashir.



* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.



* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.



* The skit of how "Doctor Bashir, I Presume" might have gone down if that Changeling had still been impersonating Bashir.
* In his review of ''The Adversary'', as Sisko tries to SpotTheImposter:
-->'''Janeway''': I suggest cutting off a random toe from each crew member!\\
'''Sisko''': I don't think that will help us find the Changeling.\\
'''Janeway''': ''What'' Changeling?
** His epic takedown of the Founders "[[ApeShallNeverKillApe no Changeling has ever harmed another]]" rule:
--->'''Chuck''': "It's like when you have an obnoxious relative who shows up at your house, drinks the last beer and grabs the remote and says 'No Johnson has ever thrown another Johnson out!', if you want that to continue, ''knock it off''."
* ''Let He Who is Without Sin'':
** saying that Leeta has big boobs as ballast to keep her head from [[BrainlessBeauty floating away]].
** That sex should be between one woman and one penguin the way God intended it, calling back to his Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion review.
** The RunningGag that "Jamaharon" isn't sex, given how the franchise approaches it.
---> Chuck: "For all we know Jamaharon is minature golf and Vanessa Williams got Curzon's head stuck in the windmill."
26th Jun '16 7:29:13 PM katrinahood
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* From "Necessary Evil":
** Chuck examining the possibility that Rom might have remembered it wrong and mixed it up with his grocery list and it was supposed to be Cheerios.
26th Jun '16 10:57:51 AM katrinahood
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* From "Captain's Holiday", we have this amusing bit: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Picard and his little friend Talking Latin Penis!]]

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* From "Captain's Holiday", we have Holiday":
** The beginning of the review:
-->'''Little boy''': Mommy, look what I found. (''fires phaser'')
-->'''His mother''': Oh my god! Oh, the horror! (''police sirens go off'')
-->'''Police officer''': Everyone please stand back.
** When a floating ball approaches Picard.
-->'''Chuck!Picard''': Kenobi! Goddamnit, Kenobi, I told you to fuck off an hour ago! God, I hate
this amusing bit: place! I hope it stars raining and you're all as miserable as I am!
**
[[ItMakesSenseInContext "Picard and his little friend Talking Latin Penis!]]Penis!"]]
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