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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE&t=7m07s fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids]].]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE&t=7m07s com/watch?v=no01PEH8YYE fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids]].]]
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*** For happier stories, there's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUjY-dQmCvA "OMG Cat."]]
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* Russell's ''hilariously'' [[OverlyLongGag extended]] [[NoJustNoReaction scream]] upon a story about a man whose primary turn-on is [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBgA_SXuvio&24m04s his wife's breast milk]].]] Different strokes, as they say...
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* Russell's ''hilariously'' [[OverlyLongGag extended]] [[NoJustNoReaction scream]] upon a story about a man whose primary turn-on is [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBgA_SXuvio&24m04s com/watch?v=cBgA_SXuvio&t=24m04s his wife's breast milk]].]] Different strokes, as they say...
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-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...]]' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
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-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar '[[Theatre/JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...]]' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
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* Russell's ''hilariously'' [[OverlyLongGag extended]] [[NoJustNoReaction scream]] upon a story about a man whose primary turn-on is [[spoiler:his wife's breast milk]]. Different strokes, as they say...
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* Russell's ''hilariously'' [[OverlyLongGag extended]] [[NoJustNoReaction scream]] upon a story about a man whose primary turn-on is [[spoiler:his [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBgA_SXuvio&24m04s his wife's breast milk]]. milk]].]] Different strokes, as they say...
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* One of the clip shows features one of the lesser-known segments, "Headliners", where Russell talks to two people who both think they're newsworthy enough to be on the show. One such guest is an East Londoner one-man-band, who teaches Russell about the Cockney version of the shave-and-a-haircut outro, with bonus AudienceParticipation (which in this case is just Russell [[ItMakesSenseInContext holding a banana]]):
--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' (in tune) [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck You!]]
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--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' [[DaddyDNATest Ask Jeremy Kyle.]]
** [[RuleOfThree Take 3:]]
--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' [[ParentalAbandonment (breaks down crying) HE NEVER CALLS ME!!]]
--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' (in tune) [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck You!]]
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--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' [[DaddyDNATest Ask Jeremy Kyle.]]
** [[RuleOfThree Take 3:]]
--> '''One-man-band:''' ''Danananana-na, Danananana-na, How's your father?''\\
'''Russell:''' [[ParentalAbandonment (breaks down crying) HE NEVER CALLS ME!!]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids]].]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE&t=7m07s fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids]].]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids.]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:fly [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZ2wSwL1VE fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids.kids]].]]
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** And he somehow manages to top ''that'' with his reaction to a shock ad against speeding when driving, lest you [[spoiler:fly off the road and crush a whole field trip of kids.]]
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* Russell's ''hilariously'' [[OverlyLongGag extended]] [[NoJustNoReaction scream]] upon a story about a man whose primary turn-on is [[spoiler:his wife's breast milk]]. Different strokes, as they say...
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* One story is about schools in India making their kids walk across hot coals as a confidence-building exercise, which Russell calls out as a horseshit idea... until he realises that strapping beef patties on their feet would make it practical. Until he realises how cows are usually treated in India... whereupon he goes into a different spiel, as two cows witnessing the firewalking exercise. ''And then'' he realises the first cow probably shouldn't have an English accent, and voices the other cow in ''his attempt'' at the right accent.
-->"Sanjay you sound a bit Welsh." "NO I DON'T!"
-->"Sanjay you sound a bit Welsh." "NO I DON'T!"
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* You've heard of college fight songs, well they're ''nothing'' on footy songs, like [[CrossesTheLineTwice this horrifically inappropriate one]] meant for taunting the Australian team. Guess what tune it's to:
-->''I shagged Matilda, I shagged Matilda''\\
''I shagged Matilda and so did my mates''\\
''And she moaned and she groaned as [[UnusualEuphemism she took it up the billabong]]''\\
''I shagged Matilda and so did my mates''
-->''I shagged Matilda, I shagged Matilda''\\
''I shagged Matilda and so did my mates''\\
''And she moaned and she groaned as [[UnusualEuphemism she took it up the billabong]]''\\
''I shagged Matilda and so did my mates''
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-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
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-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...' ]]' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
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* Russel on that supposedly obscene Jesus painting:
-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
-->"I tell you it'd change the prayers a bit. 'In the Name of the Father and the Son and the - [[SuddenlyShouting HOLY SHIT!!]]' And it'll definitely change the musical. '[[JesusChristSuperstar Jesus Christ, Circumcise, A dick from hips stretching to his eyes...' No wonder he hung out with 12 disciples, if he had a dick that big he'd need them to carry it! (mimes carrying something) 'Oi lads! We're all agreed, this is not going in the Book, right?... JUDAS I'M LOOKING AT YOU!' "
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--?"She's written in Biro, 'Find Keys'... this is the chavviest ''{{Film/Memento}}'' ever."
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* One time Russell's questioning the mystery guests when one of the audience members recognises them, leading Russell to bring her on stage to take over the questioning. Which is derailed due to Russell looking closely at her arm.
--?"She's written in Biro, 'Find Keys'... this is the chavviest ''{{Film/Memento}}'' ever."
--?"She's written in Biro, 'Find Keys'... this is the chavviest ''{{Film/Memento}}'' ever."
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8V5PgPRuE "LOOK AT THIS DEVASTATION! LOOOOOOKKK!"]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8V5PgPRuE "LOOK AT THIS DEVASTATION! LOOOOOOKKK!"]]LOOOOOOKKK!"]]
* When a politician decides to ramble on in parliament for the second time in a month, Russell decides if they can do it, so can he. He then proceeds to ramble on stage about the guy for over an hour, in one take; and the BBC having to super fast forward the footage just to fit it into the show's 30 minute runtime.
* When a politician decides to ramble on in parliament for the second time in a month, Russell decides if they can do it, so can he. He then proceeds to ramble on stage about the guy for over an hour, in one take; and the BBC having to super fast forward the footage just to fit it into the show's 30 minute runtime.
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9X5Ar8jotk "Very Nice."]]
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* Russell's brother humping a motorbike, in a sketch spoofing a man who's having sex with his car.
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* Russell's brother humping a motorbike, in a sketch spoofing a man who's having sex with his car.car.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8V5PgPRuE "LOOK AT THIS DEVASTATION! LOOOOOOKKK!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8V5PgPRuE "LOOK AT THIS DEVASTATION! LOOOOOOKKK!"]]
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* [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]] as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCL9oLsrLHg prime minister]].
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* [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]] as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCL9oLsrLHg prime minister]].minister]].
* Russell's brother humping a motorbike, in a sketch spoofing a man who's having sex with his car.
* Russell's brother humping a motorbike, in a sketch spoofing a man who's having sex with his car.
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* Russell having a go at being a fireman and refusing to rescue a cat.
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* Russell having a go at being a fireman and refusing to rescue a cat.cat.
* [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]] as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCL9oLsrLHg prime minister]].
* [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]] as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCL9oLsrLHg prime minister]].
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** Cutouts of various animals chasing down people.
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** Cutouts of various animals chasing down people.people.
* Russell having a go at being a fireman and refusing to rescue a cat.
* Russell having a go at being a fireman and refusing to rescue a cat.
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** The grinning man as an answer for "What kind of crazy person...?"
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSd5m3t3qUA The grinning man man]] as an answer for "What kind of crazy person...creepy weirdo...?"
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* The various running jokes in the show somehow never get old.
** Punishment for people that don't enjoy the dog that goes "Kgrrrrk!"
** The cat that goes "Nonononononono!" for anything awful.
** The grinning man as an answer for "What kind of crazy person...?"
** Cutouts of various animals chasing down people.
** Punishment for people that don't enjoy the dog that goes "Kgrrrrk!"
** The cat that goes "Nonononononono!" for anything awful.
** The grinning man as an answer for "What kind of crazy person...?"
** Cutouts of various animals chasing down people.
