History Funny / Rugrats

23rd May '16 9:05:58 PM CJCroen1393
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* From "Tricycle Thief", we get this when Susie discovers that her trike has been stolen.
-->'''Susie:''' My trike! It's gone!\\
'''Phil:''' Call the police!\\
'''Lil:''' Call the army!\\
'''Chuckie:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Call me when it's over!]]
23rd May '16 5:34:07 PM EnglishGuruLady
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**Also, the fact that it took Howard fifteen extra seconds to figure out Stu called him an imbecile.
17th May '16 6:06:29 PM cinereousvulture
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** Also from that episode: Chas and Stu have gotten distracted at the car wash, forgetting to take the babies out of Chaz's van. When Chaz realizes this, he races to the next customer's car, exclaims, "Move over, this is an emergency! I'm a dad!" He proceeds to ''throw the other customer out of his car and drive it into the car wash.'' Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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** Also from that episode: Chas and Stu have gotten distracted at the car wash, forgetting to take the babies out of Chaz's Chas's van. When Chaz Chas realizes this, he races to the next customer's car, exclaims, "Move over, this is an emergency! I'm a dad!" He proceeds to ''throw the other customer out of his car and drive it into the car wash.'' Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
17th May '16 6:05:23 PM cinereousvulture
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* Stu's [[MemeticMutation descent into madness]] while trying to procure chocolate pudding late at night for the (not really) injured Angelica in "Angelica Breaks a Leg". Even better, the house was out of chocolate pudding so Stu had to go to a late-night grocery store to buy pudding mix.

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* Stu's [[MemeticMutation descent into madness]] while trying to procure chocolate pudding late at night for the (not really) injured "injured" Angelica in "Angelica Breaks a Leg". Even better, the house was out of chocolate pudding so Stu had to go to a late-night grocery store to buy pudding mix.



'''Stu:''' Oh, come on, Pop, [[NoodleIncident my arm healed, and Drew sees almost perfectly out of that eye.]]

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'''Stu:''' Oh, come on, Pop, [[NoodleIncident my arm healed, and Drew sees almost perfectly out of that eye. Besides, we were 8 or 9 years old.]]



--> '''Stu:''' [[NoYou YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!]]

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--> '''Stu:''' [[NoYou YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!]]PROPOSITION!!]]



--> '''Stu''':(again speaking into the phone and holding his nose over his nostrils to badly imitate his brother's voice) Hello, I'd like to report a car parked illegally on private property at Briarcliff Place. The license plate reads 'DREW'.

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--> '''Stu''':(again speaking into the phone and holding his nose over his nostrils to badly imitate his brother's voice) Hello, I'd like to report a car parked illegally on private property at 53 Briarcliff Place. The license plate reads 'DREW'.
17th May '16 5:59:30 PM cinereousvulture
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** Also from that episode: Chaz and Stu have gotten distracted at the car wash, forgetting to take the babies out of Chaz's van. When Chaz realizes this, he races to the next customer's car, exclaims, "Move over, this is an emergency! I'm a dad!" He proceeds to ''throw the other customer out of his car and drive it into the car wash.'' Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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** Also from that episode: Chaz Chas and Stu have gotten distracted at the car wash, forgetting to take the babies out of Chaz's van. When Chaz realizes this, he races to the next customer's car, exclaims, "Move over, this is an emergency! I'm a dad!" He proceeds to ''throw the other customer out of his car and drive it into the car wash.'' Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.



*** Also when he said "Me and Melville are playing circus and we're not dead.

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*** Also when he said "Me and Melville are playing circus and we're just fine here. We are not dead.dead, okay?!



'''Lou''': Stu, just because you had one bad teensy-weensy experience in the woods doesn't mean you have to wreck the great outdoors for everyone.\\

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'''Lou''': Stu, just because you had one bad teensy-weensy experience in the woods woods, doesn't mean you have to wreck the great outdoors for everyone.\\



'''Stu:''' Oh, come on, pop, [[NoodleIncident my arm healed, and Drew sees almost perfectly out of that eye.]]

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'''Stu:''' Oh, come on, pop, Pop, [[NoodleIncident my arm healed, and Drew sees almost perfectly out of that eye.]]



** Stu buys two gerbils, and the kids let them loose in the basement. Several weeks later, Tommy and Chuckie open the basement door.

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** Stu buys two gerbils, Tanya and Rupert, and the kids let them loose in the basement. Several weeks later, Tommy and Chuckie open the basement door.



* The entirety of "Angelica Orders Out". When Angelica is mad that Grandpa Lou won't order her any dessert from a home delivery deli (aside from baked apples, which she hates) she calls the place when Grandpa Lou is asleep to order some dessert. When the delivery person tells her that she's too young, she uses Stu's new voice-changing gadget that makes her sound exactly like her mother. She then orders every single dessert they have for delivery. When the delivery boy shows up, she grabs a picture of Didi, and speaks to the delivery boy through the mail slot.

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* The entirety of "Angelica Orders Out". When Angelica is mad that Grandpa Lou won't order her any dessert from a home delivery deli (aside from baked apples, which she hates) she calls the place when Grandpa Lou is asleep to order some dessert. When the delivery person tells her that she's too young, she uses Stu's new voice-changing gadget that makes her sound exactly like her mother. She then orders every single dessert they have for delivery.delivery, including flan. When the delivery boy shows up, she grabs a picture of Didi, and speaks to the delivery boy through the mail slot.



-->Drew says we all start out as a tiny little egg, and then that babies come from the stork, and Drew wraps it up by saying they come from stork eggs.

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-->Drew says we all start out as a tiny little egg, and then that babies come from the stork, and Drew he wraps it up by saying they come from stork eggs.



---> '''Betty:''' Don't start with that hippie Lipschitz, Deed! I don't know what kind of baby colony you're trying to run here, but it's time to face facts! The sixties are over and we lost, so get with the program, alright?

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---> '''Betty:''' Don't start with that hippie Lipschitz, Deed! I don't know what kind of baby colony you're trying to run here, but it's time to face facts! The sixties 60s are over and we lost, so just get with the program, alright?



-->'''Angelica''': ''(as Angelicatron)'' Aw shut up, you dumb doll.

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-->'''Angelica''': ''(as Angelicatron)'' Angelitron)'' Aw shut up, you dumb doll.



** "The jury?" "Not the jury, the jerky!"

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** "The jury?" "Not the jury, the jerky!"JERKY!"
17th May '16 5:49:33 PM cinereousvulture
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'''Drew''': You're gonna stay in your room and think about what you've done! (''slams the door...then calmly walks downstairs musing'') Well, Charlotte, I did it. I actually did it! I disciplined Angelica.

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'''Drew''': You're gonna stay in your room and think about what you've done! you did! (''slams the door...then calmly walks downstairs musing'') Well, Charlotte, I did it. I actually did it! I disciplined Angelica.



-->'''Angelica:''' Your highness, I'd like to dismiss my lawyer for gross incontinence.

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-->'''Angelica:''' Your highness, Highness, if it pleases the corpse, I'd like to dismiss act as my lawyer for gross incontinence.own lawyer.



* Chas's recap of Chuckie's first visit to the barber: "And after he smeared the industrial strength cologne and got into the barrel of hair, he knocked over a tub of lather, skidded into a shelf of shampoo, and snapped a cardboard cut-out of Crew Cut the Clown right in half."

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* Chas's recap of Chuckie's first visit to the barber: "And after he smeared the industrial strength cologne and got into the barrel of hair, he knocked over a tub of lather, skidded into a shelf of shampoo, and snapped a cardboard cut-out of Crew Cut the Clown right in half. I've never been so humiliated in all my life."



--> '''Chuckie:''' We look silly, we feel sticky, and we smell like a coconut cream pie.

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--> '''Chuckie:''' We look silly, we feel we're sticky, and we smell like a coconut cream pie.



** At the end of the episode, [[spoiler: we find out Charlotte has broken ''her'' leg in a kayaking accident.]] Then, Drew asks Angelica if she has any chocolate pudding, and the camera zooms into her eyes as the buzzer gets louder and louder.

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** At the end of the episode, [[spoiler: we find out Charlotte has broken ''her'' leg in a kayaking accident.]] Then, Drew asks Angelica if she has any knows how to make chocolate pudding, and the camera zooms into her eyes as the buzzer gets louder and louder.



-->'''Stu:''' I guess [[IWarnedYou this proves that camping out here was a bad idea!]]
-->'''Grandpa:''' This proves [[HypocriticalHumor watching too much TV is a bad idea!]]

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-->'''Stu:''' Yeah; well, I guess think [[IWarnedYou this proves that camping out here was is not such a bad good idea!]]
-->'''Grandpa:''' This I think it proves that [[HypocriticalHumor watching too much TV is not such a bad good idea!]]



--> '''Stu''': Say, I hope you're not reading the kids anything too scary, pop.\\
'''Lou''': Well, that all depends. It ''might'' be scary if you're thirty-five years old and you suddenly realize that you've never really ''lived''!\\
'''Stu''': ...Look, pop, are you sure about this whole camping experiment?\\

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--> '''Stu''': Say, I hope you're not reading the kids anything too scary, pop.Pop.\\
'''Lou''': Well, that all depends. It ''might'' be scary if you're thirty-five 35 years old and you suddenly realize that you've never really ''lived''!\\
'''Stu''': ...Look, pop, Pop, are you sure about this whole camping experiment?\\



--> '''Didi:''' Stu, this isn't Manitoba, it's ''our backyard''. The kids'll be fine. Just forget about them, and soon it will be morning, and we can all go on with our lives!

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--> '''Didi:''' Stu, this isn't Manitoba, it's ''our backyard''. The kids'll be fine. Just forget about them, Go to sleep, and soon it will be morning, and we can all go on with our lives!



'''Tommy:''' Oh, I was just thinking about green jello.\\
'''Chuckie:''' Green jello?\\

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'''Tommy:''' Oh, I was just thinking about green jello.Jell-o.\\
'''Chuckie:''' Green jello?\\Jell-o?\\



* Grandpa killing Tommy's pet tarantula in "Spike Runs Away." So what's for dinner?

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* Grandpa killing Terry, Tommy's pet tarantula tarantula, in "Spike Runs Away." So what's for dinner?



** While they're staring at the basement floor, Stu finds them and sees the "moving floor" and immediately yells, "Didi! The gerbils have reproduced!"

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** While they're staring at the basement floor, Stu finds them and sees the "moving floor" and immediately yells, "Didi! "Didi, come quick! The gerbils have reproduced!"



-->Drew says we all start out as a tiny little egg, Charlotte says babies come from the stork and Drew wraps it up by saying they come from stork eggs.

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-->Drew says we all start out as a tiny little egg, Charlotte says and then that babies come from the stork stork, and Drew wraps it up by saying they come from stork eggs.



** The fact that the voice of The Junk Food Kid is NancyCartwright (who would later voice Chuckie Finster) using her [[TheSimpsons Nelson Muntz (pre-season 10 and barring "Lisa's Date with Density")]] voice when she's mean and her Ralph Wiggum/Todd Flanders voice when she turns nice.
* Chuckie's reaction when Tommy begins planning TheQuest of the Week in "Let There Be Light":

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** The fact that the voice of The Prudence the Junk Food Kid is NancyCartwright Nancy Cartwright (who would later voice Chuckie Finster) using her [[TheSimpsons Nelson Muntz (pre-season 10 and barring "Lisa's Date with Density")]] voice when she's mean and her Ralph Wiggum/Todd Flanders voice when she turns nice.
* Chuckie's reaction when Tommy begins planning TheQuest The Quest of the Week in "Let There Be Light":



---> '''Betty:''' Sweet goon von goolagon! What's going on here?! Philly, Lilly, you're nudists!

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---> '''Betty:''' Sweet goon von goolagon! Great Yvonne Goolagon! What's going on here?! Philly, Lilly, you're nudists!



---> '''Betty:''' Never mind that hippie Lipschitz! I don't know what kind of baby colony you're running, Deed, but it's time to face facts! The sixties are over and we lost, so get with the program, alright?

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---> '''Betty:''' Never mind Don't start with that hippie Lipschitz! Lipschitz, Deed! I don't know what kind of baby colony you're running, Deed, trying to run here, but it's time to face facts! The sixties are over and we lost, so get with the program, alright?



---> '''Charlotte:''' My favorite will always be Angora.

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---> '''Charlotte:''' My favorite will favorite's always going to be Angora.



-->'''Charlotte:''' (on the phone to Jonathan) What? Not you Jonathan; you know I would never call one of my employees "sweetie." At least not since the Clarence Thomas hearings.

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-->'''Charlotte:''' (on the phone to Jonathan) What? Not you you, Jonathan; you know I would never call one of my employees "sweetie." At least not since the Clarence Thomas hearings.



--> '''Howard''': Oh, I'm not that familiar with musicals.\\

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--> '''Howard''': Oh, I'm not that familiar with I don't really like musicals.\\



-->'''Chuckie:''' Too bad we're babies, otherwise we could just go find an egg ourselves. ''(pause as everyone does nothing but look at him, until he sighs in resignation)'' I'll get the screwdriver.

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-->'''Chuckie:''' Too bad we're babies, otherwise we could just go find an get a stork's egg ourselves. ''(pause as everyone does nothing but look at him, until he sighs in resignation)'' I'll get the screwdriver.



--> '''Angelica''': This is ridiculous! I'm practically a grown-up, and I'm stuck wasting my time with you dumb babies!

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--> '''Angelica''': This is ridiculous! I'm practically a grown-up, and I'm stuck wasting my time with you dumb stupid babies!



** "The fudge?!" "NO, judge! Can 't you babies talk right?!"

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** "The fudge?!" "NO, judge! "No, JUDGE! Can 't you babies talk right?!"



** "I guess the persecutor's the poopetrator this time."



--> '''Stu''': (speaking into the phone and pinching his fingers over his nostrils to badly imitate his brother's voice) Yes, hello. I'd like to order fifty pepperoni and cheese pizzas to be delivered immediately. My name? Drew Pickles. (Hangs up and walks off chuckling, while Lou shakes his head.)
** Later, when Stu finds all his clothes missing from his closet except his disco suit, he's forced to wear it to work. Lou looks up from reading the newspaper as Stu enters the kitchen.
--> '''Lou''': (chuckling) Lookin' good, son.
--> '''Stu''': (flatly) Thanks, pop...

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--> '''Stu''': (speaking into the phone and pinching holding his fingers over his nostrils nose to badly imitate his brother's voice) Yes, hello. I'd like to order fifty 50 large pepperoni and cheese pizzas to be delivered immediately.mushroom pizzas. My name? Drew Pickles. (Hangs up and walks off chuckling, while Lou shakes his head.)
** Later, when Stu finds all his clothes missing from his closet except his disco suit, he's forced to wear it to work. Lou looks up from reading the newspaper as Stu enters the kitchen.
kitchen in his Disco suit.
--> '''Lou''': (chuckling) Mornin', son. Lookin' good, son.
sharp.
--> '''Stu''': (flatly) Thanks, pop...Pop...



--> '''Stu''':(speaking into the phone and pinching his fingers over his nostrils to badly imitate his brother's voice) Hello, I'd like to report a car parked illegally on private property. The license plate reads 'DREW'.

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--> '''Stu''':(speaking '''Stu''':(again speaking into the phone and pinching holding his fingers nose over his nostrils to badly imitate his brother's voice) Hello, I'd like to report a car parked illegally on private property.property at Briarcliff Place. The license plate reads 'DREW'.



--> '''Drew''': (takes a seat) Stu, I couldn't get to work this morning because someone had my car towed!
--> '''Stu''': Oh, and I suppose I wore my disco suit to work today just for kicks, huh?!
--> '''Drew''': I don't know what you're talking about. But I think you ''do'' know something about the fifty pizzas I got the other day!

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--> '''Drew''': (takes a seat) Stu, I couldn't get to work this morning the office yesterday because someone had my car towed!
--> '''Stu''': Oh, and And I suppose I wore my disco suit to work today just for kicks, huh?!
--> '''Drew''': I don't know what you're talking about. But I think bet you ''do'' know something about the fifty 50 pizzas I got the other day!



'''Woman''':...[[NewTechnologyIsEvil We think television is evil.]]

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'''Woman''':...'''Ethel''':...[[NewTechnologyIsEvil We think television is evil.]]
15th May '16 6:54:24 PM Goldbug
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** Stu taking the kids to the buffet.
--> '''Stu''': Lil, you're supposed to ''eat the raisins''!
8th May '16 11:00:28 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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*** Some of the [[MemeticMutation Stu making chocolate pudding at 4:00 in the morning]] video edits are ''hilarious'', like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8e this]] ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' one. '''''"That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral Race?''' Because I've lost control of my life.''"

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*** Some of the [[MemeticMutation Stu making chocolate pudding at 4:00 in the morning]] video edits are ''hilarious'', like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8e this]] ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' one. '''''"That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral Race?''' Because I've lost control of my life.''"
25th Apr '16 4:11:17 PM ngh93
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'''Angelica''': But daddy-\\
'''Drew''': You're gonna stay in your room and think about what you've done!

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'''Angelica''': But But, daddy-\\
'''Drew''': You're gonna stay in your room and think about what you've done!done! (''slams the door...then calmly walks downstairs musing'') Well, Charlotte, I did it. I actually did it! I disciplined Angelica.
25th Apr '16 3:25:40 PM EnglishGuruLady
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**Also from that episode: Chaz and Stu have gotten distracted at the car wash, forgetting to take the babies out of Chaz's van. When Chaz realizes this, he races to the next customer's car, exclaims, "Move over, this is an emergency! I'm a dad!" He proceeds to ''throw the other customer out of his car and drive it into the car wash.'' Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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