History Funny / Roseanne

7th Mar '17 11:16:08 PM TitoMosquito
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* At the beginning of "Becky, Beds, and Boys", DJ is playing shadow with Darlene.
-->'''Darlene:''' ''(reading a magazine)'' Ahem.\\
'''DJ:''' ''(reading a magazine)'' Ahem.\\
'''Darlene:''' Stop it!\\
'''DJ:''' Stop it!\\
'''Darlene:''' I mean it!\\
'''DJ:''' I mean it!\\
'''Darlene:''' Cut it out, creep!\\
'''DJ:''' Cut it out, creep!\\
'''Darlene:''' Dad!\\
'''DJ:''' Dad!\\
'''Dan:''' ''(reading a newspaper)'' Huh?\\
'''Darlene:''' It's DJ!\\
'''DJ:''' It's DJ!\\
'''Darlene:''' I'm gonna kill him!\\
'''DJ:''' I'm gonna kill him!\\
'''Dan:''' Why, what's he doing?\\
''[Roseanne comes home]''\\
'''Darlene:''' Mom!\\
'''DJ:''' Mom!\\
'''Roseanne:''' What?!\\
'''Dan:''' Darlene saying everything DJ's saying the second before he says it.\\
'''Roseanne:''' [[SarcasmMode That is so immature!]]\\\
'''Roseanne:''' Hey Darlene, do you ever think about banging your head on the table real hard? Maybe he'll knock himself out.\\
'''Darlene:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you very much.]]\\
'''DJ:''' Thank you very much.\\
'''Darlene:''' You're dead!\\
'''DJ:''' You're dead!\\
''[Darlene chases DJ up the stairs]''
28th Oct '16 1:39:42 PM nombretomado
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* "Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute" features an extended fantasy sequence parodying ''GilligansIsland''. Jackie is Gilligan, Dan is the Skipper, Mark is the Professor, Darlene is Mary Ann, Leon and Bev are the Howells, and Roseanne is Ginger. And for some reason, David is there... and can't seem to find the basement. The end credits feature the surviving ''Gilligan'' cast playing the ''Roseanne'' characters in response... and David still wondering what's going on.

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* "Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute" features an extended fantasy sequence parodying ''GilligansIsland''.''Series/GilligansIsland''. Jackie is Gilligan, Dan is the Skipper, Mark is the Professor, Darlene is Mary Ann, Leon and Bev are the Howells, and Roseanne is Ginger. And for some reason, David is there... and can't seem to find the basement. The end credits feature the surviving ''Gilligan'' cast playing the ''Roseanne'' characters in response... and David still wondering what's going on.
26th Oct '16 6:21:24 AM ClatoLawa
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* In "Two For One", Roseanne walks into the basement to confront Darlene and David while they're both lying on the bed reading.
-->'''Roseanne''': You two ''are'' having sex!
-->'''Darlene''': We are? David, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.
8th May '16 3:38:08 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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** The guest appearances of Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.

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** The guest appearances of Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.''Series/AbsolutelyFabulous''.
4th Dec '15 5:32:25 PM HardKor
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* In "The Parenting Trap" DJ is having spontaneous erections at school and is embarrassed to go up to the board. Dan talks to him, but Roseanne doesn't like his solution ("Put a book in front of it"), so she sits DJ down for a heart to heart and tells him about when she got her first period. Cue DJ '''running screaming from the room!'''
-->Dan: "Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
-->DJ: "Mom just told me a story and I don't wanna hear it!"
-->Dan: "Well that's no reason to run ''screaming'' from the room!"
-->DJ: "It was about her period!"
-->Dan: "...As you were."
-->DJ: (running up the stairs)"AHHHH!!!!"
25th Nov '15 2:54:02 AM SarcasmKid
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** The guest appearances of Edna and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.

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** The guest appearances of Edna Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.



*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit.

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*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit. What makes it better is that the rest of the credits are just her on the floor before she finally wakes up.


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*** The girls trying to wake up Roseanne after she passes out. When informed she had ten martinis and "that thing" Patsy gave her, Patsy immediately pulls out a funnel and suggests pumping her stomach. Edina tries slapping Roseanne awake before Jackie tells her to step aside... and punches her.
25th Nov '15 2:48:56 AM SarcasmKid
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** The guest appearances of Edna and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.
*** Patsy and Jackie both think the other's a guy, and then Patsy mentions she actually was for a year before "It dropped off."
*** Edina tries to convince Roseanne to make her her publicist. When Roseanne says she has four kids, Edina says they have to get rid of at least two and will try to get Mia Farrow to adopt them.
*** Edina saying they can clone Jackie O. ala ''JurassicPark'' from blood on a used razor.
*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit.
*** Roseanne's drunken rant defending Kathie Lee Gifford using child labor.
** While looking for Darlene in her satanist neighbors' apartment, Roseanne briefly stops to check out a framed painting of the design from the [[RunningGag infamous chicken sweater]], and looks very disturbed and unnerved by it.
** When first meeting the group of witches, they try to get her to drink a suspicious potion, but Roseanne says she'll only take it from [[ThatGirl "That witch!"]] Cue Marlo Thomas about to go through the opening credits of ''ThatGirl'' before she has to tell the background music to "Stop it!"
3rd Aug '15 5:50:09 PM SarcasmKid
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** David then breaks down in ridiculous sobbing as Roseanne holds him to her chest and says "Welcome home, son."
28th Jul '15 12:42:22 AM Delphi
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* In one episode, David has a sex dream about Roseanne. Dan's reaction when he finds out?
-->Dan: (completely deadpan) Well I see no choice dear, you must give yourself to him.
9th Jun '15 10:17:03 PM shamblingdead2
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**Leon's response is hilarious, too. "Welcome to the club. We'll teach you the secret handshake!"
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