History Funny / Roseanne

8th May '16 3:38:08 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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** The guest appearances of Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.

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** The guest appearances of Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.''Series/AbsolutelyFabulous''.
4th Dec '15 5:32:25 PM HardKor
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* In "The Parenting Trap" DJ is having spontaneous erections at school and is embarrassed to go up to the board. Dan talks to him, but Roseanne doesn't like his solution ("Put a book in front of it"), so she sits DJ down for a heart to heart and tells him about when she got her first period. Cue DJ '''running screaming from the room!'''
-->Dan: "Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
-->DJ: "Mom just told me a story and I don't wanna hear it!"
-->Dan: "Well that's no reason to run ''screaming'' from the room!"
-->DJ: "It was about her period!"
-->Dan: "...As you were."
-->DJ: (running up the stairs)"AHHHH!!!!"
25th Nov '15 2:54:02 AM SarcasmKid
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** The guest appearances of Edna and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.

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** The guest appearances of Edna Edina and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.



*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit.

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*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit. What makes it better is that the rest of the credits are just her on the floor before she finally wakes up.


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*** The girls trying to wake up Roseanne after she passes out. When informed she had ten martinis and "that thing" Patsy gave her, Patsy immediately pulls out a funnel and suggests pumping her stomach. Edina tries slapping Roseanne awake before Jackie tells her to step aside... and punches her.
25th Nov '15 2:48:56 AM SarcasmKid
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** The guest appearances of Edna and Patsy from ''AbsolutelyFabulous''.
*** Patsy and Jackie both think the other's a guy, and then Patsy mentions she actually was for a year before "It dropped off."
*** Edina tries to convince Roseanne to make her her publicist. When Roseanne says she has four kids, Edina says they have to get rid of at least two and will try to get Mia Farrow to adopt them.
*** Edina saying they can clone Jackie O. ala ''JurassicPark'' from blood on a used razor.
*** Everybody proceeding to get drunker and drunker, leading up to Edina crawling into Roseanne's bathroom stall to negotiate with her before finally passing out during the credits. And no one notices or gives a shit.
*** Roseanne's drunken rant defending Kathie Lee Gifford using child labor.
** While looking for Darlene in her satanist neighbors' apartment, Roseanne briefly stops to check out a framed painting of the design from the [[RunningGag infamous chicken sweater]], and looks very disturbed and unnerved by it.
** When first meeting the group of witches, they try to get her to drink a suspicious potion, but Roseanne says she'll only take it from [[ThatGirl "That witch!"]] Cue Marlo Thomas about to go through the opening credits of ''ThatGirl'' before she has to tell the background music to "Stop it!"
3rd Aug '15 5:50:09 PM SarcasmKid
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** David then breaks down in ridiculous sobbing as Roseanne holds him to her chest and says "Welcome home, son."
28th Jul '15 12:42:22 AM Delphi
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* In one episode, David has a sex dream about Roseanne. Dan's reaction when he finds out?
-->Dan: (completely deadpan) Well I see no choice dear, you must give yourself to him.
9th Jun '15 10:17:03 PM shamblingdead2
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**Leon's response is hilarious, too. "Welcome to the club. We'll teach you the secret handshake!"
15th May '15 7:53:50 AM starwolf99
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** And the one thing that snaps Leon out of it? Kissing Roseanne.
--->'''Leon''': I'm gay. Let's go.
29th Apr '15 4:59:48 AM erforce
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-->'''Roseanne''': And look they also spell "Save Damien, Not L." And Damien was that horrible devil child from ''TheOmen''!\\

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-->'''Roseanne''': And look they also spell "Save Damien, Not L." And Damien was that horrible devil child from ''TheOmen''!\\''[[Film/TheOmen1976 The Omen]]''!\\
17th Apr '15 1:48:47 AM shamblingdead2
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* Jackie spraying her mattress with disinfectant after she sleeps with Arnie. The look of disgust and resolution on her face is so strong, you can practically read the "I should just throw this out" thought bubble above her head.
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