History Funny / RogerEbert

1st May '16 7:36:56 PM hamza678
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* The entire DeuceBigalowEuropeanGigolo saga. "Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
* The [[InsultToRocks "bottom of the barrel"]] monologue in his review of ''FreddyGotFingered''.

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* The entire DeuceBigalowEuropeanGigolo Film/DeuceBigalowEuropeanGigolo saga. "Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
* The [[InsultToRocks "bottom of the barrel"]] monologue in his review of ''FreddyGotFingered''.''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.
28th Jul '15 1:56:40 PM Anicomicgeek
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* "[[{{North}} I hated this movie! Hated hated hated hated hated this movie! Hated it!]]"

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* "[[{{North}} "[[Film/{{North}} I hated this movie! Hated hated hated hated hated this movie! Hated it!]]"
17th Feb '15 3:43:40 PM ManCalledTrue
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** Gallo then declared that he had put a hex on Ebert's colon. Ebert's response was that he'd just gone in for a colonoscopy, his colon was fine, and watching the procedure was still more interesting than ''The Brown Bunny''.
18th Jun '14 10:04:39 PM AnotherGuy
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkwVz_jK3gA Outtakes from a 1987 promo shoot]] for the episode reviewing ''Film/NoWayOut'', ''Film/TheBigEasy'' and ''The Fourth Protocol''.
11th May '14 5:40:33 PM Logograph
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* This bit from his review of Film/AnatomyOfHell:
--> Breillat is the bold French director whose specialty is female sexuality. [..] But sometimes she is just plain goofy, as in "Anatomy of Hell," which plays like porn dubbed by bitter deconstructionist theoreticians.
5th Apr '14 2:58:35 PM Tuckerscreator
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* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of ''Film/TheBrownBunny'' by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "I can always lose some weight, but [[InsultBackfire you will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."

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* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of ''Film/TheBrownBunny'' by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "I can always lose some weight, "One day I will be thin, but [[InsultBackfire you Gallo will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."
10th Jan '14 2:09:09 PM Tuckerscreator
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* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of TheBrownBunny by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "I can always lose some weight, but [[InsultBackfire you will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."

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* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of TheBrownBunny ''Film/TheBrownBunny'' by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "I can always lose some weight, but [[InsultBackfire you will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."
19th Dec '13 6:05:58 PM SwimToTheMoon
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* His entire ''Your Movie Sucks'' book.
* When Vincent Gallo retaliated to Ebert's extremely negative review of TheBrownBunny by calling him a "fat pig", Ebert replied with "I can always lose some weight, but [[InsultBackfire you will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny'']]."
17th Dec '13 4:20:48 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* His [[NoJustNoReaction outright]] [[BrokeTheRatingsScale refusal]] to give ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' a rating.

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* His [[NoJustNoReaction outright]] [[BrokeTheRatingsScale [[BrokeTheRatingScale refusal]] to give ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' a rating.rating.
--> "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
17th Dec '13 4:20:23 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* His [[NoJustNoReaction outright]] [[BrokeTheRatingsScale refusal]] to give ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' a rating.
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