History Funny / Robots

25th May '16 1:52:53 PM ngh93
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'''Ratchet''': "No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE!! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."\\

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'''Ratchet''': "No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE!! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...[[NotHelpingYourCase This isn't helping me."\\]]"\\
25th May '16 1:52:26 PM ngh93
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'''Ratchet''': "No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."\\

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'''Ratchet''': "No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! HERE!! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."\\
17th Apr '16 9:21:02 PM lilpurplebird
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* "Oh, they brought it back." The capper to the entire crazy Crosstown Express sequence.
1st Apr '16 6:14:48 AM ngh93
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'''Ratchet''': "No wait please listen to me, you cant do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."\\

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'''Ratchet''': "No wait please "No, wait! Please listen to me, you cant me! You can't do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."\\
1st Apr '16 6:13:03 AM ngh93
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* Ratchett begging Bigweld not to fire him. Then, in a fit of desperation, Ratchet brains Bigweld on the head with the intercom, knocking him out.

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* Ratchett Ratchet begging Bigweld not to fire him. Then, in a fit of desperation, Ratchet brains Bigweld on the head with the intercom, knocking him out.



'''Ratchet''': (''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh, my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld groans; Ratchet hits him again)

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'''Ratchet''': (''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh, my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld (''Bigweld groans; Ratchet hits him again)again'')
28th Mar '16 6:04:00 AM ngh93
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'''Bigweld''' (''into intercom mic'') Get me security!\\

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'''Bigweld''' (''into '''Bigweld''':(''into intercom mic'') Get me security!\\



'''Ratchet''': (''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh, my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld groans; Ratchet hits him again)\\

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'''Ratchet''': (''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh, my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld groans; Ratchet hits him again)\\
again)
**Then as Ratchet has had the guards holding Bigweld hostage.
-->'''Ratchet''': Take Fat-face to the Chop Shop. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Oh, and put my name on his parking space]].
28th Mar '16 5:59:17 AM ngh93
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'''Bigweld''' (''shoving Ratchet out of of the Big chair'') Profits, schmofits! Now, GET OUT!\\

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'''Bigweld''' '''Bigweld''': (''shoving Ratchet out of of the Big chair'') Profits, schmofits! Now, GET OUT!\\
27th Mar '16 3:06:03 PM ngh93
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'''Ratchet''': "No wait please listen to me, you cant do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."

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'''Ratchet''': "No wait please listen to me, you cant do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me.""\\
27th Mar '16 3:05:50 PM ngh93
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* Ratchett begging. "No wait please listen to me, you cant do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!"
** "...This isn't helping me."
** '''Ratchet''': No wait, please can't I just make one more heartfelt plea?
-->'''Bigweld''': Okay, what did you wanna say?
-->'''Ratchet''': (''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld groans) *hits him again*

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* Ratchett begging. begging Bigweld not to fire him. Then, in a fit of desperation, Ratchet brains Bigweld on the head with the intercom, knocking him out.
-->'''Bigweld''': RATCHET!!\\
'''Ratchet''': (''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screams like a girl]] and scrambles into the Big chair'')\\
'''Bigweld''': I'll get right to the point!\\
'''Ratchet''': W-W-What happened? Run out of dominoes? I'll send ya some more!\\
'''Bigweld''': YOU'RE FIRED!\\
'''Ratchet''': FIRED?! On what grounds?! This company's never been more profitable!\\
'''Bigweld''' (''shoving Ratchet out of of the Big chair'') Profits, schmofits! Now, GET OUT!\\
'''Ratchet''':
"No wait please listen to me, you cant do this to me. This job is my ''LIFE''! It means everything to me! You don't KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO GET HERE !! THE LIES I'VE TOLD, THE LIVES I'VE ''RUINED''!!!!!"
**
''RUINED''!!!!!" "...This isn't helping me."
** '''Bigweld''' (''into intercom mic'') Get me security!\\
'''Ratchet''': No wait, please can't No, wait! Please! Can't I just make one more heartfelt plea?
-->'''Bigweld''':
plea?\\
'''Bigweld''':
Okay, what did you wanna say?
-->'''Ratchet''':
say?\\
'''Ratchet''':
(''knocks Bigweld out with intercom mic'') THAT! (''pause'') Oh Oh, my Gosh, I'm as crazy as my mother! (Bigweld groans) *hits groans; Ratchet hits him again*again)\\
17th Mar '16 8:58:11 AM Durison
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'''Fender''': Oh, look at that. Now they're [[{{Pun}} arm-wrestling...]] (''Cue Fender's arms literally wrestling each other'') Could you please separate them? Hurry! My backside itches!

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'''Fender''': Oh, look at that. Now they're [[{{Pun}} arm-wrestling...]] (''Cue Fender's arms literally wrestling each other'') other, making ridiculous gibberish noises as they do'') Could you please separate them? Hurry! My backside itches!
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