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5th Dec '16 7:13:59 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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[[folder: ''Over the Top'']]
* "A belt ''and'' suspenders? His pants must not just fall down, they must try to run away!"
* When Michael's having a go at driving and can't keep from jostling the rig:
-->'''Hawk:''' "Hey, way to go, son! You know, I always wanted to be a milkshake!"
-->'''Mike!Hawk:''' "But I didn't even have the grades for ''that!''"
* Mike's quip when Hawk is visited in jail by his son:
-->"Don't worry, Michael; I've been saving up a special Monopoly card for just such an occasion."
* The question Mike poses at the very unpleasant close-up of Bull Hurley's sweaty gourd:
--> "Bull's face, or '''a''' bull's ass?"
[[/folder]]
3rd Dec '16 12:28:09 PM erforce
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* "I hear there's a ''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare over on Elm Street]]''. A ''[[Film/TheRing Ring]]'' of ''[[Film/TheDevilsRejects Devil's Rejects]]'' have been holding a ''[[Film/TheGrudge Grudge]]'' since ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' and ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer they seem to know what you and others did last summer]]''!"

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* "I hear there's a ''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet ''[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare over on Elm Street]]''. A ''[[Film/TheRing Ring]]'' of ''[[Film/TheDevilsRejects Devil's Rejects]]'' have been holding a ''[[Film/TheGrudge Grudge]]'' since ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' and ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer they seem to know what you and others did last summer]]''!"
3rd Dec '16 12:27:44 PM erforce
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* The entire scene in the beginning where (((Michael Myers))) is wandering around the house and Kevin and Mike are playacting as John Carpenter and his wife "Debbie."

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* The entire scene in the beginning where (((Michael Myers))) is wandering around the house and Kevin and Mike are playacting as John Carpenter Creator/JohnCarpenter and his wife "Debbie."



* "I hear there's a ''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare over on Elm Street]]''. A ''[[Film/TheRing Ring]]'' of ''[[Film/TheDevilsRejects Devil's Rejects]]'' have been holding a ''[[Film/TheGrudge Grudge]]'' since ''Film/FridayThe13th'' and ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer they seem to know what you and others did last summer]]''!"

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* "I hear there's a ''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare over on Elm Street]]''. A ''[[Film/TheRing Ring]]'' of ''[[Film/TheDevilsRejects Devil's Rejects]]'' have been holding a ''[[Film/TheGrudge Grudge]]'' since ''Film/FridayThe13th'' ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' and ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer they seem to know what you and others did last summer]]''!"



[[folder: ''TheHappening'']]

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[[folder: ''TheHappening'']]''The Happening'']]
3rd Dec '16 10:28:14 AM BeastC
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* "''[[InsistentTerminology Sport coat and slacks!]]''"
1st Dec '16 11:47:53 AM Lloigor
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* The guys take a few cracks at the horrid motif/ calling card given to the ghost, but the most awesome one is when Kevin turns it into a full on drinking song. It ends:

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* The guys take a few cracks at the horrid motif/ calling motif/calling card given to the ghost, but the most awesome one is when Kevin turns it into a full on drinking song. It ends:
27th Nov '16 7:52:03 PM BeastC
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** Also, an annoyed Mike responding every time a character calls out to [[NamesTheSame Michael]].


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* "I hear there's a ''[[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare over on Elm Street]]''. A ''[[Film/TheRing Ring]]'' of ''[[Film/TheDevilsRejects Devil's Rejects]]'' have been holding a ''[[Film/TheGrudge Grudge]]'' since ''Film/FridayThe13th'' and ''[[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer they seem to know what you and others did last summer]]''!"
23rd Nov '16 1:37:58 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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[[folder: ''Jurassic Park'']]
* When the Brachiosaur is first seen:
-->'''Weird Al:''' "The utter majesty... Imagine how much dogfood you could make with just one!"
* As the Jeep drives to the Visitor Center:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Is that a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' No.\\
'''Weird Al:''' Is ''that'' a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' No!\\
'''Weird Al:''' Is ''that'' a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]''\\
'''Weird Al:''' This park sucks...
* "Time to run amok! [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Where are the Japanese?!]]
* "I'm a sadistic bastard!"
* "Aah! A human!"
* Our heroes are blocked by a fence that may or may not be electrified:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Timmy, you have a high tolerance for pain...
** When Grant throws a stick at the fence:
-->'''Mike (as Grant):''' Uh... take that stupid fence!
* The RunningGag of Weird Al not being able to tell whether the kid that didn't think that a raptor looked scary was a [[ViewerGenderConfusion boy or a girl]].
** "You snot nosed little... boy or girl."
** "You stare at him [a raptor], and he stares right back."
--->'''Weird Al:''' Trying to figure out if you're a boy or a girl...
** "His 'boy or girl detector'!"
** Uh, parents, your son or daughter is being traumatized...
** Protect the bones! The fat kid can fend for his or her self!
** Is that kid out there a boy or a girl? We all have questions.
** *sighs in frustration* "BOY OR GIRL!?"
** When Hammond's grandchildren show up:
---> '''Weird Al (as Sattler):''' ''(sighs)'' At least you can tell what gender they are, honey.
* After Dr. Grant and the kids first escape from the T-Rex.
-->'''Lex:''' He left us...! HE LEFT US!!\\
'''Grant:''' But that's not... what ''I'm'' gonna do.\\
'''Mike:''' I have darker plans for you!
* [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Shhhhhh, be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting waptors"]]
* *thunder crashes* "'''PLAY''' '''''[[{{God}} ME]]''''' '''WILL YOU?!'''"
* "Phones are out, too..."
-->'''Weird Al (sadly)''': We're terrible dinosaur park makers...
* When we first meet Hammond:
-->'''John Hammond:''' I can tell instantly about people - it's a gift.\\
'''Mike (as Hammond):''' [[RacistGrandpa I go mainly by skin colour!]]
* Nedry giggles happily as Dodgson gives him a bag full of money:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Poor sap thinks the bag is full of bacon.
* Two park workers are shown, both wearing pink shirts:
-->'''Weird Al (as Park worker one):''' So, as I was saying, Bob, I BOUGHT my pink shirt first!\\
'''Mike (as Park worker two):''' Yeah, yeah, but I WORE mine first, Travis!\\
'''Weird Al (as Park worker one):''' OOH, if this fence wasn't here--!
* The scene that takes place right after the Brachiosaurus sneezes over Lex.
-->'''Timmy:''' God bless you!\\
'''Weird Al (as Brachiosaurus)''': I wish, every time we get up and running, God strikes us down with a meteor!

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[[folder: ''Jurassic Park'']]
''The Last Airbender'']]
* Just after Sokka pops up, we get this gem:
--> "Insta-Douchebag!"
* '''Iroh:'''
When the Brachiosaur is first seen:
-->'''Weird Al:''' "The utter majesty... Imagine how much dogfood
you could make with just one!"
* As the Jeep drives to the Visitor Center:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Is that a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' No.\\
'''Weird Al:''' Is ''that'' a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' No!\\
'''Weird Al:''' Is ''that'' a dinosaur?\\
'''Mike:''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]''\\
'''Weird Al:''' This park sucks...
* "Time to run amok! [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Where are the Japanese?!]]
* "I'm a sadistic bastard!"
* "Aah! A human!"
* Our heroes are blocked by a fence that may or may not be electrified:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Timmy, you
wake we'll have a high tolerance for pain...
** When Grant throws a stick at
tea together before we start the fence:
-->'''Mike (as Grant):''' Uh... take that stupid fence!
* The RunningGag of Weird Al not being able
engines, eh?\\
'''Bill:''' [[Film/TheRoom Let's go get something
to tell whether the kid that didn't think that a raptor looked scary was a [[ViewerGenderConfusion boy or a girl]].
eat, HUUUUUUH?]]
** "You snot nosed little... boy or girl."
** "You stare at him [a raptor], and he stares right back."
--->'''Weird Al:''' Trying to figure out if you're a boy or a girl...
** "His 'boy or girl detector'!"
** Uh, parents, your son or daughter is being traumatized...
** Protect the bones! The fat kid can fend for his or her self!
** Is that kid out there a boy or a girl? We all have questions.
** *sighs in frustration* "BOY OR GIRL!?"
** When Hammond's grandchildren show up:
---> '''Weird Al (as Sattler):''' ''(sighs)'' At least you can tell what gender they are, honey.
* After Dr. Grant and the kids first escape from the T-Rex.
-->'''Lex:''' He left us...! HE LEFT US!!\\
'''Grant:''' But that's not... what ''I'm'' gonna do.\\
'''Mike:''' I have darker plans for you!
* [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Shhhhhh, be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting waptors"]]
* *thunder crashes* "'''PLAY''' '''''[[{{God}} ME]]''''' '''WILL YOU?!'''"
* "Phones are out, too..."
-->'''Weird Al (sadly)''': We're terrible dinosaur park makers...
* When we first meet Hammond:
-->'''John Hammond:''' I can tell instantly about people - it's a gift.\\
'''Mike (as Hammond):''' [[RacistGrandpa I go mainly by skin colour!]]
* Nedry giggles happily as Dodgson gives him a bag full of money:
-->'''Weird Al:''' Poor sap thinks the bag is full of bacon.
* Two park workers are shown, both wearing pink shirts:
-->'''Weird Al (as Park worker one):''' So, as I was saying, Bob, I BOUGHT my pink shirt first!\\
'''Mike (as Park worker two):''' Yeah, yeah, but I WORE mine first, Travis!\\
'''Weird Al (as Park worker one):''' OOH, if this fence wasn't here--!
* The scene that takes place right
Another Room reference occurs soon after the Brachiosaurus sneezes over Lex.
-->'''Timmy:''' God bless you!\\
'''Weird Al (as Brachiosaurus)''':
first;
-->'''Aang:''' YOU'RE LYING!\\
'''Bill:''' ''(in Tommy Wiseau's accent)''
I wish, every time we get up and running, God strikes us down with a meteor!never hit you! You are tearing me apart... I don't know, Harpo?



-->'''Mike''': Did the Ninja Turtles paint those things? They're hideous!

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-->'''Mike''': Did -->'''Kevin (as Pakku):''' ''(fending off the Ninja Turtles paint those things? They're hideous!Fire Nation with [[SpecialEffectsFailure some less than impressive waterbending]])'' Behold the awesome power of my grand-niece's Super Soaker!



-->'''Hammond:''' Slow down, slow down. Stop stop stop stop stop stop!\\
'''Weird Al (as Hammond):''' Let's moon the other car!
* The kids pile into the safari cars.
-->'''Weird Al:''' Okay, kids, wave goodbye to your childlike innocence. ''(as the kids)'' GOODBYE, CHILDLIKE INNOCENCE, GOODBYE! GOODBYE! G'BYE, G'BYE, G'BYE!!
* When Gennaro gets eaten by a T-Rex on the can.
-->''Weird Al:''' Now if he [The T-Rex] eats a rabbi, priest, or minister, heh, he'll have all his comedic bases covered.
* When the T-Rex wrecks the bathroom that Gennaro is hiding in.
-->'''Weird Al:''' Ah see, this is why (((Spielberg))) is genius: he was first... to blend a lawyer joke with a toilet joke.\\
'''Mike:''' So the giant dinosaur park was gonna be a one-holer? That's just more bad planning.
* (mockingly) "He gets to use his accent, and you have to suppress [[SamNeil yours]]! Nya nya nya nya nya nya!"
* (Nedry has crashed into a sign) "Okay, let's see... the sun, which he never sees, rises in the east..."
* This exchange at the mine scene:
-->'''Gennaro:''' The insurance company- ''(he stumbles and falls down)''\\
'''Mike:''' ''(slurring speech)'' Oops, sorry. I had like, nine beers on the raft.
* Grant and the kids enter the visitor center near the end:
-->'''Grant:''' Hello?\\
'''Mike (as Grant):''' I think we broke your dinosaur park!
* "You'll find yourself wanting to be quieter in the world's first and only completely silent helicopter."
* During the opening scene:
-->'''Mike (as random gum-chewing park worker):''' I shouldn't have majored in sociology.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''The Last Airbender'']]
* Just after Sokka pops up, we get this gem:
--> "Insta-Douchebag!"
* '''Iroh:''' When you wake we'll have tea together before we start the engines, eh?\\
'''Bill:''' [[Film/TheRoom Let's go get something to eat, HUUUUUUH?]]
** Another Room reference occurs soon after the first;
-->'''Aang:''' YOU'RE LYING!\\
'''Bill:''' ''(in Tommy Wiseau's accent)'' I never hit you! You are tearing me apart... I don't know, Harpo?
*
-->'''Kevin (as Pakku):''' ''(fending off the Fire Nation with [[SpecialEffectsFailure some less than impressive waterbending]])'' Behold the awesome power of my grand-niece's Super Soaker!
*
22nd Nov '16 4:23:43 PM Ilshan
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* "Then again, the upside to destroying New York...no more David Blaine."

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* "Then again, the upside to destroying New York...no more David Blaine.(((David Blaine)))."



* The entire scene in the beginning where Michael Myers is wandering around the house and Kevin and Mike are playacting as John Carpenter and his wife "Debbie."

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* The entire scene in the beginning where Michael Myers (((Michael Myers))) is wandering around the house and Kevin and Mike are playacting as John Carpenter and his wife "Debbie."



'''Mike:''' David Blaine? Are we rid of you at last?

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'''Mike:''' David Blaine? (((David Blaine)))? Are we rid of you at last?



'''Mike (as Julius):''' And then you have the Rothschild, and the Bilderbergs, and TheIlluminati, and the Carlyle Group, and the Project for a New American Century, and the Jews controlling the banks, and ''AAH'', I don't know!

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'''Mike (as Julius):''' And then you have the Rothschild, (((Rothschild))), and the Bilderbergs, and TheIlluminati, and the Carlyle Group, and the Project for a New American Century, and the Jews controlling the banks, and ''AAH'', I don't know!



-->'''Weird Al:''' Ah see, this is why Spielberg is genius: he was first... to blend a lawyer joke with a toilet joke.\\

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-->'''Weird Al:''' Ah see, this is why Spielberg (((Spielberg))) is genius: he was first... to blend a lawyer joke with a toilet joke.\\



--> '''Mike:''' Shia Labeouf Buys A Yacht, Day One.

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--> '''Mike:''' Shia Labeouf (((Shia Labeouf))) Buys A Yacht, Day One.



'''Mike:''' [[Theatre/TheOddCouple Walter Matthau's daughter!]] Looks just like him, too. Very unfortunate.\\

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'''Mike:''' [[Theatre/TheOddCouple Walter Matthau's (((Walter Matthau)))'s daughter!]] Looks just like him, too. Very unfortunate.\\



* As the body of Martin Landau's character is discovered:

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* As the body of Martin Landau's (((Martin Landau)))'s character is discovered:



* At one point in the parade, car with a loudspeaker drives past the camera:
-->'''Mike:''' [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!]]



'''Bill:''' Terry Richardson spontaneously combusted?! Hooray!

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'''Bill:''' Terry Richardson (((Terry Richardson))) spontaneously combusted?! Hooray!



-->'''Mike:''' ''(robot voice)'' [[AC:[[Music/{{Madonna}} Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio...]]]]

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-->'''Mike:''' ''(robot voice)'' [[AC:[[Music/{{Madonna}} Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, (((Marilyn Monroe))), Dietrich and DiMaggio...]]]]



* Seeing Creator/GeneKelly, Lauren Hutton, ''and'' Red Buttons in the credits makes Kevin wonder if a ''[[Series/TheLoveBoat Love Boat]]'' episode's about to break out (to say nothing of LeslieNielsen). Then...

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* Seeing Creator/GeneKelly, Lauren Hutton, ''and'' Red Buttons (((Red Buttons))) in the credits makes Kevin wonder if a ''[[Series/TheLoveBoat Love Boat]]'' episode's about to break out (to say nothing of LeslieNielsen). Then...
13th Nov '16 6:21:44 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Ron Silver:''' This isn't right. This is illegal; this is immoral. We have a vegetable laying here on this table that was a human being with a mind as well as body.
-->'''Bill:''' HE WAS A GREAT MAN!

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-->'''Ron Silver:''' This isn't right. This is illegal; this is immoral. We have a vegetable laying here on this table that was a human being with a mind as well as body.
-->'''Bill:'''
body.\\
'''Bill:'''
HE WAS A GREAT MAN!



-->'''Chuck:''' (as the murderer attacks a group of cops with a shotgun) "Don't shoot!"
-->'''Mike:''' "Why not?!"

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-->'''Chuck:''' (as --->'''Chuck:''' ''(as the murderer attacks a group of cops with a shotgun) "Don't shoot!"
-->'''Mike:''' "Why not?!"
shotgun)'' Don't shoot!\\
'''Mike:''' Why not?!



-->'''Bill:'''(as biker) Remember, attack him ''one at a time''. We may be murderous bikers but we have ''some'' semblance of manners.

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-->'''Bill:'''(as biker) -->'''Bill:''' ''(as biker)'' Remember, attack him ''one at a time''. We may be murderous bikers but we have ''some'' semblance of manners.



* Two goombas board an elevator:
-->'''Mike:''' (as first goomba) "So get this; the boss has me training to throw an endless stream of hammers. You?"
-->'''Kevin:''' (as second goomba) "Boomerangs. Never ends, does it?"

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* Two goombas Goombas board an elevator:
-->'''Mike:''' -->'''Mike (as first goomba) "So Goomba):''' So get this; the boss has me training to throw an endless stream of hammers. You?"
-->'''Kevin:'''
You?\\
'''Kevin
(as second goomba) "Boomerangs. Goomba):''' Boomerangs. Never ends, does it?"it?



-->'''Putnam:''' (muttering) "Touched her breast, she doesn't ''have'' breasts."
-->'''Bill:''' "What's that? You're transferring me to the FBI's 'Mega Creep' devision? Well, alright..."

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-->'''Putnam:''' (muttering) "Touched --->'''Putnam:''' ''(muttering)'' Touched her breast, she doesn't ''have'' breasts."
-->'''Bill:''' "What's
\\
'''Bill:''' What's
that? You're transferring me to the FBI's 'Mega Creep' devision? Well, alright..."



-->'''Mike:''' (enthusiastically) "I do ''not'' make good life decisions!"

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-->'''Mike:''' (enthusiastically) "I ''(enthusiastically)'' I do ''not'' make good life decisions!"decisions!
12th Nov '16 5:10:24 PM nombretomado
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* "His walk is [[JohnWayne John Wayne]] plus Carol Channing divided by [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Daffy Duck.]]

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* "His walk is [[JohnWayne John Wayne]] Creator/JohnWayne plus Carol Channing divided by [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Daffy Duck.]]
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