History Funny / Rescue911

25th Jan '17 8:54:45 AM DynamiteXI
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* "Lizard Finger Lock": The funniest part about this segment was the fact that pretty much ''no one'' in the segment [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute liked the eponymous pet lizard]]. What really sells it is the grossed out reaction that the responding police officer has when he pries the lizard off of the boy's finger, and is left there holding the reptile in his hand.

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* "Lizard Finger Lock": The funniest part about this segment was the fact that pretty much ''no one'' in the segment [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute liked the eponymous pet lizard]]. What really sells it is the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oao5w-MHk_4&feature=youtu.be&t=339 grossed out reaction reaction]] that the responding police officer has when after he pries the lizard off of the boy's finger, and is left there holding the reptile in his hand.
25th Jan '17 8:51:50 AM DynamiteXI
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* "Lizard Finger Lock": The funniest part about this segment was the fact that pretty much ''no one'' in the segment [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute liked the eponymous pet lizard]]. What really sells it is the grossed out reaction that the responding police officer has when he pries the lizard off of the boy's finger.

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* "Lizard Finger Lock": The funniest part about this segment was the fact that pretty much ''no one'' in the segment [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute liked the eponymous pet lizard]]. What really sells it is the grossed out reaction that the responding police officer has when he pries the lizard off of the boy's finger.finger, and is left there holding the reptile in his hand.
25th Jan '17 8:50:58 AM DynamiteXI
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--> [[spoiler: WHOAAA HOOOO THERE'S A BOBCAT IN MY HOUSE!"]]
* One time, they featured [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUGpNu2wy4 a story]] about a man getting stuck trying to break into a couple's home through the chimney. Funny enough, yes, but the real kicker was that [[SantaClaus it happened around Christmastime.]] Even better than ''that''? The rescue personnel all thought it was a hoot, and the victimized couple even took pictures of the trapped burglar for their Christmas cards.

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--> [[spoiler: WHOAAA [[spoiler:"WHOAAA HOOOO THERE'S A BOBCAT IN MY HOUSE!"]]
* One time, they featured [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUGpNu2wy4 a story]] about a man getting stuck trying to break into a couple's home through the chimney. Funny enough, yes, but the real kicker was that [[SantaClaus it happened around Christmastime.]] Christmastime]]. Even better than ''that''? The rescue personnel all thought it was a hoot, and the victimized couple even took pictures of the trapped burglar for their Christmas cards.



* A toddler gets her foot stuck in the toilet drain, and they have to break it to get her out.

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* A toddler gets her foot stuck in the toilet drain, and they have to break it the toilet to get her out.



** A college girl tries making a plaster bust of her older sister's bare chest, but the lack of lubrication causes the plaster to burn the sister's skin. The fire department is called in to break the plaster and render aid, and the interviewees make it a point to say how embarrassing it was for these strange firemen to [[NakedFirstImpression see this girl topless]]...
* A safe's cash gate causes the operator's hand to become stuck in an awkward position and they are unable to move the safe.

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** * A college girl tries making a plaster bust of her older sister's bare chest, but the lack of lubrication causes the plaster to burn the sister's skin. The fire department is called in to break the plaster and render aid, and the interviewees make it a point to say how embarrassing it was for these strange firemen to [[NakedFirstImpression see this girl topless]]...
topless]].
* A safe's cash gate causes the operator's hand to become stuck in an awkward position position, and they are unable to move the safe.



* A woman gets trapped by a piece of furniture and the neighbors mistake it for a domestic disturbance.

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* A woman gets trapped by a piece of furniture furniture, and the neighbors mistake it for a domestic disturbance.



--> '''Woman''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djbr2ihSp0M#t=2m23s BAWB! GETCHER GUN!! THERE'S 'N' ALLIGATOR WIDDA KID INNIT'S MOUF!!]]
* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.
* Within the first week of school a girl gets her finger stuck in the desk.

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--> '''Woman''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djbr2ihSp0M#t=2m23s BAWB! GETCHER GUN!! THERE'S 'N' 'N ALLIGATOR WIDDA KID INNIT'S INNITS MOUF!!]]
* "9-1-1 "911 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... hospital [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.
* Within the first week of school school, a little girl gets her finger stuck in a hole in her desk, and has to be cut free.
* "Lizard Finger Lock": The funniest part about this segment was
the desk.fact that pretty much ''no one'' in the segment [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute liked the eponymous pet lizard]]. What really sells it is the grossed out reaction that the responding police officer has when he pries the lizard off of the boy's finger.
25th Jan '17 8:45:16 AM DynamiteXI
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Not all rescue stories are grim, dark, and sometimes depressing.

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Not all rescue stories are grim, dark, and sometimes depressing.
or depressing. In many cases, ''Rescue 911'' could actually be pretty amusing.
3rd Nov '16 11:36:52 PM Nicoaln
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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.

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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.babies.
* Within the first week of school a girl gets her finger stuck in the desk.
9th Jun '16 6:13:26 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* A teenager gets his tongue stuck in a freezer, a la ''AChristmasStory''.

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* A teenager gets his tongue stuck in a freezer, a la ''AChristmasStory''.''Film/AChristmasStory''.



* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.

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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.
22nd Jul '15 2:16:03 PM Mikeyfan93
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Not all rescue stories are grim, dark, and sometimes depressing.
14th Nov '13 4:09:31 PM CopperPennies
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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]]

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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]]]] This gives her young daughter the idea that Santa doesn't only bring gifts on Christmas, he also brings babies.
14th Nov '13 4:06:41 PM CopperPennies
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* A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT dressed as Santa Claus.

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* "9-1-1 Santa Delivery." A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT who had just been visiting some kids at the hospital... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dressed as Santa Claus.]]
14th Nov '13 3:59:57 PM CopperPennies
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* A woman goes into labor on Christmas Eve. Her baby is delivered by an EMT dressed as Santa Claus.
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