History Funny / RecettearAnItemShopsTale

12th Aug '16 4:39:54 PM NardoTIcarus
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*** Similarly, the [[DirtyOldMan old man]] buying the aforementioned sailor suit.
---> "Heh heh, I've been searching for one of these..."
25th Jan '16 1:16:15 PM MitchellTF
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** Bat Wings drop from the little demon guys, and the other two drop from bosses. Basically, if you defeat Jade Way before first meeting him? You got 'em.
23rd Aug '15 9:23:00 AM TheKaizerreich
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* The giant [[ShamuFu spinning fish (trout?) trap]].

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* The giant [[ShamuFu spinning fish (trout?) trap]]. "Oh carp!" indeed.
23rd Aug '15 9:18:14 AM TheKaizerreich
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-->'''Griff:''' Sell this to me! I DEMAND IT!... Politely, that is.

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-->'''Griff:''' Sell this to me! I DEMAND IT!... Politely, that is.is.
* When an item or item group is currently "in" with some of the towns people, it pays (quite literally) to provide that item in bulk and show it in all possible spaces at the windows. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtlsY3M-vc0 Watch the hilarity ensueing!]] The music absolutely sells this kind of event.
-->'''Announcer:''' ''Old men have come in great numbers, looking for the popular Worn Sword!''

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18th Jul '15 11:57:36 PM Gamermaster
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** "We got you surrounded! Yes, the toy soldiers totally count!"

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** "We -->'''Recette''': We got you surrounded! Yes, the toy soldiers totally count!"count!
11th Feb '15 4:17:10 AM DivineDeath
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** And then there's Alouette's twist on it should you actually overcharge her: "Such naked avarice. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Capitalism ho]], indeed."
29th Apr '14 7:35:08 PM EinherjarLeo
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** It is possible to have the ingredients on hand before New Game+, but potentially quite difficult. You gotta get lucky on those dungeon runs.

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** It is possible to have the ingredients on hand before New Game+, but potentially quite difficult. You gotta know which enemies drop what and get lucky on those dungeon runs.
15th Nov '13 10:13:27 PM EinherjarLeo
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--> Louie: This is a family heirloom! ... so it'll go for more, right?

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--> Louie: '''Louie:''' This is a family heirloom! ... so it'll go for more, right?



--> Man: Wow, even stuff like this sells!

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--> Man: '''Man:''' Wow, even stuff like this sells!



-->"'''WH-WHAT IN THE CRAZY [[PrecisionFStrike CRAP]] CRACKERS!?''' That... Where... HOW?!"

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-->"'''WH-WHAT -->'''Caillou:''' ''WH-WHAT IN THE CRAZY [[PrecisionFStrike CRAP]] CRACKERS!?''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike CRAP]]''' CRACKERS!?'' That... Where... HOW?!"



-->"What. Is. This. That idea is so disconnected from reality that I cannot tell whether you are mocking me or trying to be profound. And...failing. Badly. Speak plainly."
-->"People with a worldview as distorted as hers form religions. BAD ones."

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-->"What.-->'''Griff:''' What. Is. This. That idea is so disconnected from reality that I cannot tell whether you are mocking me or trying to be profound. And...failing. Badly. Speak plainly."
-->"People
plainly.
-->'''Griff:''' People
with a worldview as distorted as hers form religions. BAD ones."ones.
* When Griff finally becomes one of your customers he has some amusing quotes:
-->'''Griff:''' Sell this to me! I DEMAND IT!... Politely, that is.
1st Aug '13 3:38:49 AM Cifer
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** The funniest one is easily [[spoiler: The little girl purchasing a copy of "Booze of the World"]].
** Or a woman coming in with the comment "My husband was hiding this in the den. How. much." The item? [[spoiler: A sailor suit.]] Or a novel titled [[spoiler:Puresoul Diaries.]] Or, far more commonly, [[spoiler:junk food]].

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** The funniest one is easily [[spoiler: The the little girl purchasing a copy of "Booze of the World"]].
World".
** Or a woman coming in with the comment "My husband was hiding this in the den. How. much." The item? [[spoiler: A sailor suit.]] suit. Or a novel titled [[spoiler:Puresoul Diaries.]] Puresoul Diaries. Or, far more commonly, [[spoiler:junk food]].junk food.



** Or when somebody claims that what they're trying to sell to you is a family heirloom...Said "what" being [[spoiler:''A bar of chocolate.'']]

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** Or when somebody claims that what they're trying to sell to you is a family heirloom...Said "what" being [[spoiler:''A ''A bar of chocolate.'']]''



** Or when Louie tries to sell you something he says he found while cleaning out his house. Said something being [[spoiler: a ham sandwich]].

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** Or when Louie tries to sell you something he says he found while cleaning out his house. Said something being [[spoiler: a ham sandwich]].sandwich.
29th Jun '13 2:52:04 AM KyleJacobs
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** Or when Louie tries to sell you something he says he found while cleaning out his house. Said something being [[spoiler: a ham sandwich]].
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