History Funny / RealTimeWithBillMaher

24th Sep '16 6:04:44 PM nombretomado
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* September 7, 2012: In the New Rule "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YedDU88ieg Born Supremacy]]", Bill chastises upper-class conservatives like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and DonaldTrump for acting like their lives were so hard when they were younger, going into detail of what their lives would've been like [[ItsAWonderfulPlot if they'd never been born]] [[SubvertedTrope into such comfortable statures]], in a segment called "It's a Significantly Less Wonderful Life".

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* September 7, 2012: In the New Rule "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YedDU88ieg Born Supremacy]]", Bill chastises upper-class conservatives like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and DonaldTrump Creator/DonaldTrump for acting like their lives were so hard when they were younger, going into detail of what their lives would've been like [[ItsAWonderfulPlot if they'd never been born]] [[SubvertedTrope into such comfortable statures]], in a segment called "It's a Significantly Less Wonderful Life".
30th Mar '16 2:27:20 PM Premonition45
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* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], rinsing his mouth with a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision.

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* January 23, 2015: As the 2016 presidential primaries are approaching, Bill offers wealthy conservatives a "buyers' guide" of likely GOP nominees. As he discusses Jeb Bush, Bill says "In terms of brand loyalty, [[UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton Hillary]]'s like if your last car was a Camry, whereas Jeb's like if your last car was... a clown shoots you out of a cannon."
* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, [[SadisticChoice Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president.president]]. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], rinsing his mouth with a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision.
28th Mar '16 11:05:03 AM Premonition45
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* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], [[INeedAFreakingDrink drinking from a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision]].

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* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], [[INeedAFreakingDrink drinking from rinsing his mouth with a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision]].decision.
26th Mar '16 12:02:07 PM Premonition45
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* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], [[GiganticGulp drinking from a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision]].

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* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], [[GiganticGulp [[INeedAFreakingDrink drinking from a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision]].
26th Mar '16 11:04:26 AM Premonition45
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* June 13, 2014: In light of the legalization of marijuana in states like Colorado, Bill humorously offers some dos and don'ts for novice potheads.

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* June 13, 2014: In light of the legalization of marijuana in states like Colorado, Bill humorously offers some dos and don'ts for novice potheads.potheads.
* March 25, 2016: Since the 2016 Republican presidential field has practically been narrowed down to the two most despised candidates, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Bill has to choose who he'd rather see as president. After much deliberation ("Trump is like Ebola: he’ll violently kill you right away. Cruz is like Zika: we won’t see the damage until future generations.") he picks... [[spoiler:Cruz]], [[GiganticGulp drinking from a large bottle marked "BLEACH" after his decision]].
14th May '15 7:21:41 AM StFan
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* March 23, 2012: Bill dubs Mitt Romney [[MemeticLoser "The Least Interesting Man in the World"]], spoofing Dos Equis' "TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" commercials, in a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6toQgXq1--s monologue]] about [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad oversensitivity and constant apologizing]] in both mainstream media and politics.

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* March 23, 2012: Bill dubs Mitt Romney [[MemeticLoser "The Least Interesting Man in the World"]], spoofing Dos Equis' "TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" "Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" commercials, in a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6toQgXq1--s monologue]] about [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad oversensitivity and constant apologizing]] in both mainstream media and politics.
8th May '15 8:55:08 PM nombretomado
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* September 9, 2005: In the last New Rule of the night, titled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jj72uOWab4 George of the Bungle]]", Bill gives a hilariously scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to then-President GeorgeWBush.

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* September 9, 2005: In the last New Rule of the night, titled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jj72uOWab4 George of the Bungle]]", Bill gives a hilariously scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to then-President GeorgeWBush.UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush.
24th Dec '14 12:52:21 PM TheUnsquished
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* March 25, 2011: Bill uses the final New Rule of the night, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaCygdeMDMA Barry, White]]", to introduce the fictitious GOP candidate for the 2012 presidential election: [[SdrawkcabName Karab Amabo]], an American who is the complete opposite of BarackObama in almost every way except gender, effectively ridiculing the excessive CommanderContrarian attitude which the GOP holds towards Obama.

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* March 25, 2011: Bill uses the final New Rule of the night, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaCygdeMDMA Barry, White]]", to introduce the fictitious GOP candidate for the 2012 presidential election: [[SdrawkcabName Karab Amabo]], an American who is the complete opposite of BarackObama UsefulNotes/BarackObama in almost every way except gender, effectively ridiculing the excessive CommanderContrarian attitude which the GOP holds towards Obama.
26th Oct '14 7:19:54 PM Premonition45
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** In the New Rule "The Party of Stinkin'", Bill mocks the Republicans for the fact that Obama has done everything they said they do best ''even better''.

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** In the New Rule "The Party of Stinkin'", Bill mocks the Republicans for the fact that Obama has done everything they said they do best ''even better''.''[[TheAce even better]]''.
10th Oct '14 8:56:28 PM Premonition45
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* July 29, 2011: Bill gives an "It Gets Better"-style monologue about socialism.

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** In the New Rule "The Party of Stinkin'", Bill mocks the Republicans for the fact that Obama has done everything they said they do best ''even better''.
-->'''Bill:''' Why can't you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, [[NervesOfSteel steely-nerved]], multi-tasking, [[SoulBrotha black]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Ninja gangsta president]]?
* July 29, 2011: In the New Rule "The Hide Amendment", Bill gives an "It Gets Better"-style monologue about socialism.



* September 7, 2012: In the New Rule "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YedDU88ieg Born Supremacy]]", Bill chastises upper-class conservatives like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Donald Trump for acting like their lives were so hard when they were younger, going into detail of what their lives would've been like [[ItsAWonderfulPlot if they'd never been born]] [[SubvertedTrope into such comfortable statures]], in a segment called "It's a Significantly Less Wonderful Life".

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* September 7, 2012: In the New Rule "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YedDU88ieg Born Supremacy]]", Bill chastises upper-class conservatives like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Ryan and Donald Trump DonaldTrump for acting like their lives were so hard when they were younger, going into detail of what their lives would've been like [[ItsAWonderfulPlot if they'd never been born]] [[SubvertedTrope into such comfortable statures]], in a segment called "It's a Significantly Less Wonderful Life".
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