History Funny / RazorsEdge

12th Dec '16 6:52:14 AM nitewind
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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''

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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked] locked]] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''
12th Dec '16 6:51:51 AM nitewind
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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has password locked the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''

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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked locked] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''
4th Dec '16 1:44:47 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Garrus''': "But it would have been fun! [[ConanTheBarbarian You could have sat on the steps and wrapped your arm around my leg, looking up at me, just like the covers of those ancient fantasy vids Joker always insists are classics!]]" "Though remembering those you would have needed to have been wearing a lot less clothing..."

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-->'''Garrus''': "But it would have been fun! [[ConanTheBarbarian [[Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian You could have sat on the steps and wrapped your arm around my leg, looking up at me, just like the covers of those ancient fantasy vids Joker always insists are classics!]]" "Though remembering those you would have needed to have been wearing a lot less clothing..."
25th Dec '14 11:21:32 AM nitewind
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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.

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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor Elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni Rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian Turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus Volus topples over and is unable to right itself.



* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."

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* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, leaves, but not before sending Garrus some "information."
25th Dec '14 11:17:59 AM nitewind
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-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the gauze and metal bikini?"

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-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the [[ChainmailBikini gauze and metal bikini?"bikini?]]"
25th Dec '14 11:16:50 AM nitewind
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** When Hanna and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.

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** When Hanna Hannah and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.
13th Oct '14 7:31:29 PM nitewind
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--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''

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--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''Sings-Of-Endings!''
* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."
-->Before he could answer, and make the obvious observation that Shepard very rarely said 'nothing', his own omni-tool made a soft bleat, informing him that he'd received an extranet message. He tapped his inbox with one talon to find a message from Shepard that simply said 'you'll be needing this'. Then he looked at the attachment.
-->''Scales and Skin: Human-Turian Relations, Allergic Reactions, and the Dangers of Chafing by Dr. Mordin Solus''
-->'''Garrus''': "Shepard!"
24th May '14 11:07:42 PM Hedgehog4891
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* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.
24th May '14 11:01:44 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
17th May '14 1:49:34 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Kelly provides a wonderful ThatCameOutWrong:
--> '''Kelly''': "Oh! I almost forgot, I'm so tired. Silly me. I have your babies!"
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Shepard''': "You have my what?"
--> '''Kelly''': "The fish! And Urz. [[InnocentInnuendo What did you think I meant?]]"
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