History Funny / RazorsEdge

25th Dec '14 11:21:32 AM nitewind
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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.

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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor Elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni Rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian Turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus Volus topples over and is unable to right itself.



* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."

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* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, leaves, but not before sending Garrus some "information."
25th Dec '14 11:17:59 AM nitewind
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-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the gauze and metal bikini?"

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-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the [[ChainmailBikini gauze and metal bikini?"bikini?]]"
25th Dec '14 11:16:50 AM nitewind
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** When Hanna and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.

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** When Hanna Hannah and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.
13th Oct '14 7:31:29 PM nitewind
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--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''

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--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''Sings-Of-Endings!''
* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."
-->Before he could answer, and make the obvious observation that Shepard very rarely said 'nothing', his own omni-tool made a soft bleat, informing him that he'd received an extranet message. He tapped his inbox with one talon to find a message from Shepard that simply said 'you'll be needing this'. Then he looked at the attachment.
-->''Scales and Skin: Human-Turian Relations, Allergic Reactions, and the Dangers of Chafing by Dr. Mordin Solus''
-->'''Garrus''': "Shepard!"
24th May '14 11:07:42 PM Hedgehog4891
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* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.
24th May '14 11:01:44 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
17th May '14 1:49:34 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Kelly provides a wonderful ThatCameOutWrong:
--> '''Kelly''': "Oh! I almost forgot, I'm so tired. Silly me. I have your babies!"
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Shepard''': "You have my what?"
--> '''Kelly''': "The fish! And Urz. [[InnocentInnuendo What did you think I meant?]]"
8th May '14 12:43:29 PM Hedgehog4891
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** The first one occurs when Garrus tells Shepard that his mother is on the Citadel, and he makes sure to tell Shepard when he's drinking water.
** When Hanna and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.
8th May '14 9:11:54 AM Hedgehog4891
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* Hannah Shepard debates whether to give John a chance to explain why he hasn't contacted her before she throttles him, or just move straight to the throttling.
7th May '14 2:56:40 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Garrus has a bet going with Chakwas, Joker, and the entire ground team (except Samara, Legion, and Kasumi), on when Tali and Shepard will finally get together publicly.
--> '''Tali''': "I swear by the ancestors that I'm going to hack their comm system so it only plays Volus opera after this."
--> '''Shepard''': "Whose?"
--> '''Tali''': "Everyone."
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