History Funny / Rammstein

11th Jul '17 11:03:54 AM NonperformingAuthor
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--> You've got a pussy!
--> I have a dick-ah!
--> So what's the problem?
--> Let's do it quick!



--> I can't get laid in Germany!

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--> [[BlatantLies I can't get laid in Germany!Germany!]]


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** Nearly all the English lyrics are funny. The intro goes like this:
--> Too big
--> Too small
--> Size does matters after all
*** Also:
--> Too tall
--> Too short
--> Doesn't matter, one size fits all
2nd May '17 5:15:01 PM Maxiboy136
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* Take a moment to browse through their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?

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* Take a moment to browse through their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?anyone? Or how about a [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-LOGO-Toaster.html Rammstein toaster]]?
29th Jan '17 11:51:24 AM JamesAustin
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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''[[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA '''COCA COLA, '''[[JustForPun [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"
29th Jan '17 11:45:44 AM JamesAustin
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** The chorus though: '''WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, IT'S [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!'''
*** Even though its actually: "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, WONDERBRA!" in all other chrosus its "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!"
** The last time it is singed, it becomes WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''

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** The chorus though: '''WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, IT'S [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!'''
*** Even though its actually: "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, WONDERBRA!" in all other chrosus its
It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!"
** The
WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''[[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes WE'RE "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''WAR!'''"
21st Jan '17 9:28:56 AM Vinccool96
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** The last time it is singed, it becomes WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''
13th Jan '17 5:37:51 PM Maxiboy136
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* Take a moment to browse their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?

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* Take a moment to browse through their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?
5th Jan '17 2:55:23 PM Maxiboy136
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* Watching Flake's dance number in Weisses Fleisch is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]

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* Watching Flake's dance number in Weisses Fleisch is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]]]
* Take a moment to browse their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?
20th Dec '16 10:13:40 PM Vinccool96
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20th Dec '16 10:12:41 PM Vinccool96
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*** [[CrossingTheLineTwice Especially useful for prisoners.]]
19th Nov '16 12:24:49 PM Maxiboy136
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** This [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-Soap-Bueck-dich.html "Bück Dich" soap]].
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