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20th May '18 1:02:43 AM jacktheriffer
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** At one point, Alan notices an audience member in the front row eating a bag of sweets. Cue Jimmy Carr ''getting out of his chair, nicking the bag from them, and giving it to Alan''.
--->'''Stephen:''' You can have them back at the end of the lesson.
20th May '18 12:33:48 AM jacktheriffer
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** From "Marriage and Mating:
---> '''Stephen:''' Who Married Big-Mouthed Margaret?
--->''[Beat]''.
--->'''Alan''': [[UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher Denis]].
--->''[Klaxon]]''
--->'''Stephen:''' Oh, thank you. Thank you for that.
17th May '18 2:57:25 AM crackersthesparrow
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* In the Christmas special, Stephen Fry [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjB_f9E1l74 describes the Christmas routine of the Royal Family.]] You really have to see it to understand.

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* In the Christmas special, Stephen Fry [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjB_f9E1l74 com/watch?v=OIj8NphrAFI describes the Christmas routine of the Royal Family.]] You really have to see it to understand.
13th May '18 5:14:37 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Ross:''' MY SOFT ENTRANCE HAS BEEN VIOLATED! IT'S HAIRIER THAN THE REST OF ME!

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-->'''Ross:''' MY SOFT ENTRANCE HAS BEEN VIOLATED! VIOLATED!\\
'''[[NOtSoAboveItAll Stephen]]''':
IT'S HAIRIER THAN THE REST OF ME!
13th May '18 5:13:55 PM ironballs16
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** Capping it off is Stephen informing the audience that doctors started the rumor that STD's could be caught off toilets to encourage people to come forward.

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** Capping it off is Stephen informing the audience that [[https://youtu.be/B4GwzCQwAaE doctors started the rumor that STD's could be caught off toilets toilets]] to encourage people to come forward.
11th May '18 9:53:47 PM ironballs16
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--->'''Stephen''': Oh, you ''bastard''!

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--->'''Stephen''': [[OhNoNotAgain Oh, you no! No]]! No! You ''bastard''!
11th May '18 9:52:14 PM ironballs16
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* From "Endings", Alan's [[https://youtu.be/sEiXgO_Gh2Y Never-Ending Piano Buzzer]], clocking in at a whopping ''[[OverlyLongGag 35 seconds]]'' for added {{irony}} given the episode's name.
** Especially funny when, [[BrickJoke later in the show]], Alan pushes it again.
--->'''Stephen''': Oh, you ''bastard''!
8th May '18 10:17:14 AM Dracis
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* "Odds and Ends" includes a list of unusual organs in the animal kingdom, one of which is "smart vagina".
--> '''Liza Tarbuck''': ''[To Sandi]'' Have you got a smart vagina?
--> '''Sandi''': ''[Barely missing a beat]'' It's terribly tidy. [[DoubleEntendre I have a woman in twice a week]]. ''[Reaches over to high-five Liza amidst a wave of laughter]''
5th May '18 2:27:22 PM Dracis
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** Sandi asks "what other body part would you put into a dike to stop a leak?" to bait Alan into getting a klaxon with "penis." She corrects him by saying [[NWordPrivileges no dyke needs a penis]].

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** Sandi asks "what other body part would you put into a dike to stop a leak?" to bait Alan into getting a klaxon with "penis." (Alan: "I was [[DoubleEntendre sucked into that]]!") She corrects him by saying [[NWordPrivileges no dyke needs a penis]].
28th Apr '18 3:06:00 PM DaveJohn
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** Rhod Gilbert ''forgets how old he is.'' "I'm forty... forty... I'm almost fifty!" Then the producer gives the information through Sandi's earpiece (he's 48) and he makes a show of writing it down. Then Katherine writes him a pneumonic song.

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** Rhod Gilbert ''forgets how old he is.'' "I'm forty... forty... I'm almost fifty!" Then the producer gives the information through Sandi's earpiece (he's 48) and he makes a show of writing it down. Then Katherine writes him a pneumonic mnemonic song.
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