History Funny / PrideAndPrejudice

6th Jun '17 2:45:23 PM JamesSwann
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** When Lizzie refuses the proposal and runs off, her mother ''books it after her with her dresses up, scattering birds and ducks.''

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** When Lizzie refuses the proposal and runs off, her mother ''books it runs down the lane after her with her dresses up, scattering birds and ducks.''her. Geese, normally not frightened of ''anything,'' run away in '''''absolute terror''''' at Mrs Bennet's approach.
6th Jun '17 2:30:58 PM JamesSwann
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** When Lizzie refuses the proposal and runs off, her mother ''books it after her with her dresses up, scattering birds and ducks.''
12th Jan '17 4:33:36 PM eowynjedi
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* On the journey to Huntsford, Sir William Lucas is informing Maria of how much land Lady Catherine owns, and how beneficial it is that Mr. Collins has such a patron. "Your sister has made a fortunate alliance!" he says - and then gets a calm look from Elizabeth, whose family stands to suffer from said 'alliance'. ''Awkward.''

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* On the journey to Huntsford, Hunsford, Sir William Lucas is informing Maria of how much land Lady Catherine owns, and how beneficial it is that Mr. Collins has such a patron. "Your sister has made a fortunate alliance!" he says - and then gets a calm look from Elizabeth, whose family stands to suffer from said 'alliance'. ''Awkward.''''
* On her last visit to Rosings, Elizabeth waxes [[SarcasmMode full sarcastic]] when Mr. Collins starts saying how sad she must be--"I hardly know how I shall bear the loss!" That's funny enough. But look over her shoulder, where Charlotte is giving Lizzy an OhCrap look at the thought that it might break through her husband's {{Sarcasm Blind}}ness. (Fortunately, it ''doesn't'', not even close.)
21st Nov '16 2:02:37 AM Ciara25
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* On the journey to Huntsford, Sir William Lucas is informing Maria of how much land Lady Catherine owns, and how beneficial it is that Mr. Collins has such a patron. "Your sister has made a fortunate alliance!" he says - and then gets a calm look from Elizabeth, whose family stands to suffer from said 'alliance'. ''Awkward.''
27th Sep '16 6:21:55 AM BobTanaka
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* The RunningGag of Mr. Collins mentioning the expensive chimney piece in Lady Catherine's drawing room at every opportunity. When Elizabeth promises to visit Charlotte, she quips that her one condition is to finally see the darn thing.
25th Aug '16 5:40:27 AM BobTanaka
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* Elizabeth's comments on [[MarryForLove marrying for love.]]
-->'''Elizabeth:''' "I am convinced that nothing but the deepest affection could induce me to matrimony." ({{beat}}) "So, I shall end an old maid and teach your twelve children to play and sing very ill!"
17th Aug '16 1:21:09 PM shrrgnien
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'''Elizabeth:''' These are heavy misfortunes. But the wife of Mr Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine.

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'''Elizabeth:''' [[BriarPatching These are heavy misfortunes. misfortunes.]] But the wife of Mr Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine.
11th Jul '16 1:55:15 PM fearlessnikki
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* Mr Bennett gets in a brilliant jab at his youngest daughter at the first ball.
--> '''Lydia:''' Mama, you'll not believe this.
--> '''Mr Bennett:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're going to]] [[TakingTheVeil take the veil]].
3rd May '16 9:04:39 AM BobTanaka
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* When Mrs. Bennet is lamenting the entail for the umpteenth time, and predicting that she and the girls will be turned out of the house the moment Mr. Bennet is dead, Mr. Bennet offers her this (unappreciated) consolation:
-->'''Mr. Bennet:''' "Let us flatter ourselves that ''I'' may be the survivor."
3rd May '16 7:59:39 AM BobTanaka
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** In fact, he ''still'' doesn't get it until she actually ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere gets up and walks out of the room]].''
** After leaving, she thinks that, if Mr. Collins still doesn't get it, she'll apply to her father "whose behavior, at least, could not be mistaken for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female."
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