History Funny / Pocahontas

26th Aug '17 4:21:07 PM fearlessnikki
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* John accidentally offending Pocahontas and trying to stop her from rowing her canoe away - so she [[TakeAThirdOption climbs the tree to get away from him]].
** His DiggingYourselfDeeper, trying to say 'savage' is just a word for people who are uncivilised. The fact that Pocahontas delivers her line "like ''me''?" while hanging upside down from a tree branch makes it even better.
19th Aug '17 2:29:33 AM Wheatenlyric950
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21st Jul '17 12:53:40 PM ngh93
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'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--]]''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

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'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--]]''(They andľ]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
21st Jul '17 12:52:45 PM ngh93
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-->(Grandmother Willow lifts her root and trips Ben and Lon)\\

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-->(Grandmother -->''(Grandmother Willow lifts her root and trips Ben and Lon)\\Lon)''\\



'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--''(They and--]]''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
21st Jul '17 12:51:48 PM ngh93
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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and-\\
''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)''

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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and-\\
''(They
and--''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)''out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
''(Grandmother Willow slaps Ben and Lon in the butts with her vines)''\\
'''Both''': OW!\\
'''Ben''': RUN!\\
'''Lon''': But what about Smith?\\
'''Ben''': He's a big lad! He can take care of himself!
12th Jul '17 10:37:38 PM dannylightninglightner
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**** Even funnier- in this alternate take, the axe was mere inches away from Wiggins' ''balls''. For a split second he looks absolutely terrified and can only chuckle nervously.
18th Jun '17 9:13:55 AM NekoHybrid
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'''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'''

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'''(They ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'''out)''



* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit, which he then tosses.

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* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit, which he then tosses.
tosses. The indignant hummingbird then makes the mistake of looking upwards while the biscuit was still stabbed into his beak, causing it to slide down and crush him under the weight.
16th Jun '17 1:10:23 PM NekoHybrid
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* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit, which he then tosses.
16th Jun '17 1:07:07 PM NekoHybrid
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* Ben and Lon when Grandmother Willow hides John and Pocahontas from view.
-->(Grandmother Willow lifts her root and trips Ben and Lon)\\
'''Ben:''' Watch your feet, ya big oaf!\\
'''Lon:''' It wasn't me! It was the tree!\\
'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and-\\
'''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'''
18th May '17 9:43:45 PM eowynjedi
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* When Meeko steals the compass.
-->'''Pocahontas:''' Meeko!\\
'''John:''' [shrugs] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [Meeko bangs it against a rock] HEY!
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