History Funny / Pocahontas

26th Jul '15 12:24:53 PM ngh93
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'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''[Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns the canoe]''--YOU-HOO-HOO!\\

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'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''[Pocahontas after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from underwater the water and overturns the canoe]''--YOU-HOO-HOO!\\canoe)''YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
4th Jun '15 7:15:31 PM LadyofGreenwood
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* From the first few minutes, after John rescues a crewmember on the maiden voyage to America:

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* From the first few minutes, after John rescues a crewmember - namely Thomas - on the maiden voyage to America:
29th May '15 12:49:34 PM HeraldAlberich
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''[Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water:]''\\

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''[Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water:]''\\water]''\\
29th May '15 12:49:11 PM HeraldAlberich
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** Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water:
--->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''[Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns the canoe]'' YOU-HOO-HOO!\\

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** Then, ''[Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water:
--->'''Nakoma:'''
water:]''\\
'''Nakoma:'''
Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''[Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns the canoe]'' YOU-HOO-HOO!\\canoe]''--YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
29th May '15 12:47:45 PM HeraldAlberich
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'''John:''' [''swinging down from the mast inbetween the two crewmen''] But of course. You'd have done the same thing for me.\\
'''Crewmen #1, 2, and 3:''' [''beat, then awkwardly''] Oh, ''sure!'' Of ''course!'' Absolutely!

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'''John:''' [''swinging ''[swinging down from the mast inbetween the two crewmen''] crewmen]'' But of course. You'd have done the same thing for me.\\
'''Crewmen #1, 2, and 3:''' [''beat, ''[beat, then awkwardly''] awkwardly]'' Oh, ''sure!'' Of ''course!'' Absolutely!



'''John:''' What do you say to a ''tree''?

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'''John:''' What do you say to a ''tree''?''tree?''



-->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! [''as Pocahontas dives off the top of the cliff''] No.. not that.. way.\\
** Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water
-->'''Nakoma''': Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be, because I'm not coming in after--[''Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns the canoe''] YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
(cue to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces)\\
'''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\
''They laugh and splash each other''

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-->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! [''as ''[as Pocahontas dives off the top of the cliff''] No.. cliff]'' No ... not that..that ... way.\\
** Then When Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water
-->'''Nakoma''':
water:
--->'''Nakoma:'''
Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be, be all right, because I'm not coming in after--[''Pocahontas after--''[Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns the canoe''] canoe]'' YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
(cue ''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces)\\
surfaces]''\\
'''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\
''They
these games?]]\\
''[Pocahontas spits water in her face. They
laugh and splash each other''
other.]''



-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' (''on John Smith'') He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.\\

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-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' (''on ''[on John Smith'') Smith]'' He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.\\



'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun.]] Right, look at us-no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clam.\\
[''[[DescriptionCut Cut to Ratcliffe]]'']\\

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'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun.]] Right, look fun, right?]] Look at us-no us--no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day day, happy as a clam.\\
[''[[DescriptionCut ''[[[DescriptionCut Cut to Ratcliffe]]'']\\Ratcliffe]]]''\\



(''cue [[AnimalReactionShot two owls exchanging snarky glances]]'')

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(''cue ''[cue [[AnimalReactionShot two owls exchanging snarky glances]]'')glances]]]''
24th May '15 12:47:21 PM ngh93
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''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\

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''Nakoma:''' '''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\
24th May '15 11:03:46 AM ngh93
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** Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water

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** Then **Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water
24th May '15 11:03:39 AM ngh93
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** Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water

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** Then **Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water



''Nakoma:''' [GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\

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''Nakoma:''' [GrowingUpSucks [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\
24th May '15 11:03:02 AM ngh93
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[''Pocahontas surfaces from underwater and overturns Nakoma's canoe'']

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[''Pocahontas **Then When she can't find Pocahontas in the water
-->'''Nakoma''': Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well you'd better be, because I'm not coming in after--[''Pocahontas
surfaces from underwater and overturns Nakoma's canoe'']the canoe''] YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
(cue to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces)\\
''Nakoma:''' [GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]\\
''They laugh and splash each other''



* This line:
-->'''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]]
8th May '15 8:30:21 AM Morgenthaler
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!!The Disney sequel
* Pocahontas is freaking out about her trip to England to Grandmother Willow, spouting all sorts of "what if" questions. Grandmother Willow then says "What if the sky turns to fire and your nose falls off?" - cue Meeko protectively grabbing onto his own nose.
* Nearly the entire "What A Day In London" number. Pocahontas is causing a big disturbance in London while John Rolfe is exasperatedly saying "Pocahontas, wait!" - trying to keep up with her.
* Pocahontas is getting dressed for the ball but walks into John Rolfe's room saying "how do I look?" - only wearing her undergarments.
* A likely unintentional example, but in the DTV sequel, the animators must've just went all out animating Ratcliffe's mouth because he gives the hugest, weirdest, and just downright hilarious grins in the movie!

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\n!!The Disney sequel\n* Pocahontas is freaking out about her trip to England to Grandmother Willow, spouting all sorts of "what if" questions. Grandmother Willow then says "What if the sky turns to fire and your nose falls off?" - cue Meeko protectively grabbing onto his own nose.\n* Nearly the entire "What A Day In London" number. Pocahontas is causing a big disturbance in London while John Rolfe is exasperatedly saying "Pocahontas, wait!" - trying to keep up with her.\n* Pocahontas is getting dressed for the ball but walks into John Rolfe's room saying "how do I look?" - only wearing her undergarments.\n* A likely unintentional example, but in the DTV sequel, the animators must've just went all out animating Ratcliffe's mouth because he gives the hugest, weirdest, and just downright hilarious grins in the movie!----
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