History Funny / Pocahontas

25th Jan '18 9:40:08 PM SenorCornholio
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[[caption-width-right:350:Guess you could call this a [[IncrediblyLamePun Flitscuit]].]]
8th Jan '18 7:49:57 AM ManzaJ892
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'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] (this, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the *real* reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it)

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'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] (this, earth?]] [[note]]This, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the *real* reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it)it.[[/note]]



* Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second and it's hilarious.

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* Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second when he realizes too little too late that he can't swim and it's hilarious.
8th Jan '18 7:44:35 AM ManzaJ892
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'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]]

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'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] (this, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the *real* reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it)
16th Nov '17 5:39:47 AM darksoul4242
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-->'''John:''': Hey! Wh-- What? Watch out. What? Get-- No. get-- Uh, look out...

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-->'''John:''': -->'''John''': Hey! Wh-- What? Watch out. What? Get-- No. get-- Uh, look out...



-->'''John:''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD BAD DOG ! SIT !

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-->'''John:''': -->'''John''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD BAD DOG ! SIT !



'''John:''' [shrugs] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [Meeko bangs it against a rock] HEY!

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'''John:''' '''John''' [shrugs] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [Meeko bangs it against a rock] HEY!
25th Oct '17 7:36:09 PM NausicaaoftheSpirits
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* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit, which he then tosses. The indignant hummingbird then makes the mistake of looking upwards while the biscuit was still stabbed into his beak, causing it to slide down and crush him under the weight.

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* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit, biscuit (as pictured above), which he then tosses. The indignant hummingbird then makes the mistake of looking upwards while the biscuit was still stabbed into his beak, causing it to slide down and crush him under the weight.
26th Aug '17 4:21:07 PM fearlessnikki
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* John accidentally offending Pocahontas and trying to stop her from rowing her canoe away - so she [[TakeAThirdOption climbs the tree to get away from him]].
** His DiggingYourselfDeeper, trying to say 'savage' is just a word for people who are uncivilised. The fact that Pocahontas delivers her line "like ''me''?" while hanging upside down from a tree branch makes it even better.
19th Aug '17 2:29:33 AM Wheatenlyric950
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21st Jul '17 12:53:40 PM ngh93
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'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--]]''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

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'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--]]''(They andľ]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
21st Jul '17 12:52:45 PM ngh93
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-->(Grandmother Willow lifts her root and trips Ben and Lon)\\

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-->(Grandmother -->''(Grandmother Willow lifts her root and trips Ben and Lon)\\Lon)''\\



'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and--''(They and--]]''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
21st Jul '17 12:51:48 PM ngh93
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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and-\\
''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)''

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'''Ben:''' Oh sure sure, the tree just felt like liftin' its roots and-\\
''(They
and--''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)''out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\
''(Grandmother Willow slaps Ben and Lon in the butts with her vines)''\\
'''Both''': OW!\\
'''Ben''': RUN!\\
'''Lon''': But what about Smith?\\
'''Ben''': He's a big lad! He can take care of himself!
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