History Funny / PhoenixWrightAceAttorney

25th Sep '16 8:23:13 PM Monolaf317
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18th Sep '16 3:33:16 PM TheTropper
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* [[spoiler: Frank finally going down while foaming at the mouth]]

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* [[spoiler: Frank finally going down while foaming at the mouth]]
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* This moment if you choose the wrong response:
--> '''Edgeworth:''' An... error? What's this all about!?
--> '''Phoenix:''' Quite simply, [[CaptainObvious the victim was Jack Hammer!]]
--> '''Judge:''' ...
--> '''Edgeworth:''' ...
--> '''Courtroom:''' ...
--> '''Judge:''' Umm... Mr. Wright? We all know that.
--> '''Phoenix:''' Right.
--> '''Judge:''' Perhaps you'd like to reconsider your last statement?
--> '''Phoenix:''' ... I'm sorry. It was I who was wrong.
--> '''Edgeworth:''' Okay, Wright! First you're right, now you're wrong!? Which is it!?
4th Sep '16 4:05:23 PM Kohdok
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4th Sep '16 3:43:53 PM Kohdok
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* [[spoiler: Frank finally going down while foaming at the mouth]]
14th Aug '16 10:49:25 AM Viira
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--> '''Phoenix''': "(Never heard of a glass lightstand before...)"

to:

--> '''Phoenix''': "(Never (Never heard of a glass lightstand before...)")



--> '''Gumshoe''': "That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes... Wait! That's a song, pal!"

to:

--> '''Gumshoe''': "That's That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes... Wait! That's a song, pal!"pal!



--> '''Gumshoe''': "G-Gumtree...? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal!" [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicle Actually, yes it does.]][[/note]]

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--> '''Gumshoe''': "G-Gumtree...G-Gumtree...? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal!" pal! [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicle Actually, yes it does.]][[/note]]



-->'''Phoenix:''' "Are you sure you brought her that iced tea at exactly 9:00!?"
-->'''Bellboy:''' "Ab-SO-lutely, sir."
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ab-SO-lutely?"
-->'''Bellboy:''' "Yes, sir. As in 'so very absolutely', sir. It's an endearing mannerism of mine."

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' "Are Are you sure you brought her that iced tea at exactly 9:00!?"
9:00!?
-->'''Bellboy:''' "Ab-SO-lutely, sir."
Ab-SO-lutely, sir.
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ab-SO-lutely?"
Ab-SO-lutely?
-->'''Bellboy:''' "Yes, Yes, sir. As in 'so very absolutely', sir. It's an endearing mannerism of mine."



--> '''Sal Manella:''' "I, er, wolfed [the t-bone steak] down then."

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--> '''Sal Manella:''' "I, I, er, wolfed [the t-bone steak] down then."



-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ms. Vasquez, how can a person eat a t-bone steak and not leave a bone behind? I think I know how!"
-->'''Choice 1:''' "You ate the bone, too!"
-->'''Choice 2:''' "You ate a boneless steak!"
-->'''Choice 3:''' "You didn't eat the steak!"

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ms. Ms. Vasquez, how can a person eat a t-bone steak and not leave a bone behind? I think I know how!"
how!
-->'''Choice 1:''' "You You ate the bone, too!"
too!
-->'''Choice 2:''' "You You ate a boneless steak!"
steak!
-->'''Choice 3:''' "You You didn't eat the steak!"steak!



-->'''Maya:''' [looking at you funny] "Um, Nick...are you sure? I mean, I love steak, but even I don't eat the bone!"\\
'''Phoenix:''' "Hey, I don't eat it either!"\\
'''Judge:''' "Mr. Wright! I, too, leave the bone."

to:

-->'''Maya:''' [looking ''[looking at you funny] "Um, funny]'' Um, Nick...are you sure? I mean, I love steak, but even I don't eat the bone!"\\
bone!\\
'''Phoenix:''' "Hey, Hey, I don't eat it either!"\\
either!\\
'''Judge:''' "Mr.Mr. Wright! I, too, leave the bone."



--> '''Von Karma:''' "AAARGH! Three minutes have passed!"

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--> '''Von Karma:''' "AAARGH! AARGH! Three minutes have passed!"passed!



---> '''Judge:''' "I see. Well then, let's just take our time."

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---> '''Judge:''' "I I see. Well then, let's just take our time."



-->'''Gumshoe:''' "Woooooooooyaaah, pal!"

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-->'''Gumshoe:''' "Woooooooooyaaah, pal!"Woooooooooyaaah, pal!



-->'''Manfred von Karma:''' "Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix". ''(Snaps fingers)'' Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancee!? [[{{Lolicon}} She's only seven years old!!!]]"
-->'''Manfred von Karma:''' "I set my ATM card's number as 0001, because I'm number one!"

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-->'''Manfred von Karma:''' "Bah! Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix". ''(Snaps fingers)'' Well, Mr. Phoenix Wright? Does this make you my granddaughter's fiancee!? [[{{Lolicon}} She's only seven years old!!!]]"
old!!!]]
-->'''Manfred von Karma:''' "I I set my ATM card's number as 0001, because I'm number one!"one!



--->'''Gumshoe:''' "Mr. Edgeworth came in to wish me a happy New Year's the other day! Talk about a pleasant surprise, pal! He said..."
--->'''Edgeworth:''' "Whoooooooooooop! Detective Gumshoooooooooooooe!"
--->'''Gumshoe:''' "...then he hung his head low and walked out the door. Kinda strange if you ask me..."

to:

--->'''Gumshoe:''' "Mr. Mr. Edgeworth came in to wish me a happy New Year's the other day! Talk about a pleasant surprise, pal! He said..."
said...
--->'''Edgeworth:''' "Whoooooooooooop! Whoooooooooooop! Detective Gumshoooooooooooooe!"
--->'''Gumshoe:''' "...
Gumshoooooooooooooe!
--->'''Gumshoe:''' ...
then he hung his head low and walked out the door. Kinda strange if you ask me..."



--> '''Phoenix:''' "Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too."

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--> '''Phoenix:''' "Difficult-looking Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too."
too.



-->'''Judge:''' "Well, people sometimes mistake my beard... for a bib."

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "Well, Well, people sometimes mistake my beard... for a bib."



-->'''Judge:''' [[http://youtu.be/iQuc2fNwtPo?t=2m15s "Do you mean to tell me that despite the Chief's formidable appearance... he plays with puppets?!"]]

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-->'''Judge:''' [[http://youtu.be/iQuc2fNwtPo?t=2m15s "Do Do you mean to tell me that despite the Chief's formidable appearance... he plays with puppets?!"]] puppets?!]]



-->'''Judge:''' "Oh, wait. You must mean 'puppet' as in someone forced to do his bidding... Never mind!"

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "Oh, Oh, wait. You must mean 'puppet' as in someone forced to do his bidding... Never mind!"mind!



'''Edgeworth:''' ''(slams table)'' "What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"

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'''Edgeworth:''' ''(slams table)'' "What What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"plywood!?



-->'''Edgeworth:''' [[http://youtu.be/JQx1XnCQGhQ?t=2m14s "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--"]]\\
'''Judge:''': "Is something wrong?"\\

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-->'''Edgeworth:''' [[http://youtu.be/JQx1XnCQGhQ?t=2m14s "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--"]]\\
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--]]\\
'''Judge:''': "Is Is something wrong?"\\wrong?\\



'''Edgeworth:''' "MMMMM-- Sorry, Your Honor. This is... that ''thing!''"\\
'''Judge:''': ''(wide-eyed)'' "It's that thing!"

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'''Edgeworth:''' "MMMMM-- MMMMM-- Sorry, Your Honor. This is... that ''thing!''"\\
''thing!''\\
'''Judge:''': ''(wide-eyed)'' "It's It's that thing!"thing!



-->'''Phoenix:''' "TAKE THAT!"
-->'''Judge:''' "Well, [[spoiler: chief?]]"
-->'''[[spoiler: Gant:]]''' "So long as Mr. Wright is tossing out things regardless of their relevance, mind if I toss something too, [[spoiler: Udgey]]? This shoe should do nicely. I'll chuck it right at you!"
-->'''Judge:''' "You were always quite the joker, weren't you?"

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' "TAKE THAT!"
TAKE THAT!
-->'''Judge:''' "Well, [[spoiler: chief?]]"
-->'''[[spoiler: Gant:]]''' "So
Well, chief?
-->'''Gant:''' So
long as Mr. Wright is tossing out things regardless of their relevance, mind if I toss something too, [[spoiler: Udgey]]? Udgey? This shoe should do nicely. I'll chuck it right at you!"
you!
-->'''Judge:''' "You You were always quite the joker, weren't you?"you?



-->'''Judge:''' "Don't "oops" me! Or I'll be the one throwing my shoe next!" [[note]]The 3DS port instead has, "Maybe this [[AscendedMeme boot to the head]] will knock some sense into you!"[[/note]]
-->*penalty*

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-->'''Judge:''' "Don't Don't "oops" me! Or I'll be the one throwing my shoe next!" next! [[note]]The 3DS port instead has, "Maybe this [[AscendedMeme boot to the head]] will knock some sense into you!"[[/note]]
-->*penalty*-->''[penalty]''



--->'''Judge:''' "What part of [Ema's] picture... contradicts the autopsy report?"
--->'''Phoenix:''' "TAKE THAT! Um, I think it's... uh, this part here?"
--->'''Judge:''' "Hmm... I don't see what's so strange about that."
--->'''Phoenix:''' "That's because the drawing stinks!"
--->'''Edgeworth:''' "..."
--->'''Judge:''' "..."
--->'''Ema:''' "...Mr. Wright... How could you... *sniff*"
--->'''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Edgeworth]]:''' "The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty."
--->*penalty*
* [[spoiler:When connecting the blood dots on the jar]]:
-->'''Judge:''' "I feel like I'm teaching handwriting to a pupil who is all thumbs."
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "I think you should make him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times."

to:

--->'''Judge:''' "What What part of [Ema's] picture... contradicts the autopsy report?"
report?
--->'''Phoenix:''' "TAKE TAKE THAT! Um, I think it's... uh, this part here?"
here?
--->'''Judge:''' "Hmm... Hmm... I don't see what's so strange about that."
that.
--->'''Phoenix:''' "That's That's because the drawing stinks!"
--->'''Edgeworth:''' "..."
--->'''Judge:''' "..."
--->'''Ema:''' "...
stinks!
--->'''Edgeworth:''' ...
--->'''Judge:''' ...
--->'''Ema:''' ...
Mr. Wright... How could you... *sniff*"
*sniff*
--->'''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Edgeworth]]:''' "The The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty."
--->*penalty*
* [[spoiler:When connecting
penalty.
--->''[penalty]''
** When [[spoiler:connecting
the blood dots on the jar]]:
-->'''Judge:''' "I --->'''Judge:''' I feel like I'm teaching handwriting to a pupil who is all thumbs."
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "I
thumbs.
--->'''Edgeworth:''' I
think you should make him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times."



--->'''Phoenix:''' "This is the message from the deceased!"
--->'''Judge:''' ''(nods his head)'' "Right. Now then. This is the message from the judge!"
--->*penalty*

to:

--->'''Phoenix:''' "This This is the message from the deceased!"
deceased!
--->'''Judge:''' ''(nods his head)'' "Right.Right. Now then. This is the message from the judge!"
--->*penalty*
judge!
--->''[penalty]''



-->'''Phoenix''': "This trial isn't over... until we give each piece of evidence proper consideration!"
-->'''Edgeworth''': "So, Wright... are you saying there's a problem with this latest piece of evidence?"
-->'''Phoenix''': "Yeah!" (I'll think later.)

to:

-->'''Phoenix''': "This This trial isn't over... until we give each piece of evidence proper consideration!"
consideration!
-->'''Edgeworth''': "So, So, Wright... are you saying there's a problem with this latest piece of evidence?"
evidence?
-->'''Phoenix''': "Yeah!" Yeah! (I'll think later.)



-->'''Maggey:''' "It's not me, sir! I didn't kill him!"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Then how do you explain his dying message incriminating you?"
-->'''Maggey:''' "...it's a conspiracy!"

to:

-->'''Maggey:''' "It's It's not me, sir! I didn't kill him!"
him!
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Then Then how do you explain his dying message incriminating you?"
-->'''Maggey:''' "...
you?
-->'''Maggey:''' ...
it's a conspiracy!"conspiracy!



-->'''Phoenix:''' "The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"!"
-->'''Payne:''' "..." ''(stares blankly at Phoenix)''
-->'''Wellington:''' "..." ''(smiles smugly)''
-->'''Maya:''' "..." ''(looks at Phoenix as if to say "You have GOT to be kidding me!")''
-->'''The Judge:''' "...Did you not know that?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Nope!"
-->'''Payne:''' "OBJECTION! Wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?!"

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-->'''Phoenix:''' "The The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"!"
-->'''Payne:''' "..."
Wright"!
-->'''Payne:''' ...
''(stares blankly at Phoenix)''
-->'''Wellington:''' "..." -->'''Wellington:''' ... ''(smiles smugly)''
-->'''Maya:''' "..." -->'''Maya:''' ... ''(looks at Phoenix as if to say "You have GOT to be kidding me!")''
-->'''The Judge:''' "...Judge:''' ...Did you not know that?"
that?
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Nope!"
Nope!
-->'''Payne:''' "OBJECTION! OBJECTION! Wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?!"nonsense?!



-->'''Phoenix:''' ''([[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger Finger outstretched]]'') "So, LetMeGetThisStraight! This "Mr. Lawyer there" broke the door down!?"
-->'''Franziska:''' "Honestly, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Why don't you tell us what happened then?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Um... Yes, Ms. von Karma... I broke the door down. Sorry." (''Why does this feel like an inquisition?'')
-->'''Lotta:''' "No need for apologizin'! That was great! You're a real man!"
-->'''Judge:''' "Oh really? That's something I would've liked to see."

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' ''([[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger Finger outstretched]]'') "So, So, LetMeGetThisStraight! This "Mr. Lawyer there" broke the door down!?"
down!?
-->'''Franziska:''' "Honestly, Honestly, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Why don't you tell us what happened then?"
then?
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Um...Um... Yes, Ms. von Karma... I broke the door down. Sorry." (''Why does this feel like an inquisition?'')
-->'''Lotta:''' "No No need for apologizin'! That was great! You're a real man!"
man!
-->'''Judge:''' "Oh Oh really? That's something I would've liked to see."



-->'''Ini:''' "Are you really trusting the word of that fake, perverted doctor?"\\
'''Phoenix:''' "Yes, I am. And how did you know he was perverte-" ''[von Karma cracks her whip]''

to:

-->'''Ini:''' "Are Are you really trusting the word of that fake, perverted doctor?"\\
doctor?\\
'''Phoenix:''' "Yes, Yes, I am. And how did you know he was perverte-" perverte- ''[von Karma cracks her whip]''



-->'''Phoenix:''' "What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!"

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' "What!? What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!"tomfoolery!



-->'''Phoenix:''' "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, such a great lawyer? Because I am "Wright" all of the time!"

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-->'''Phoenix:''' "Why Why am I, Phoenix Wright, such a great lawyer? Because I am "Wright" all of the time!"time!



--> '''Phoenix''': …

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--> '''Phoenix''': …'''Phoenix''': ...



--> '''Maya''': Max… Really… No one needs to fly today. … Nick? What’s with that look in your eyes?
--> '''Nick''': (''I like the sound of that… “Dashing young lawyer flying fabulously…”'')

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--> '''Maya''': Max… Really… No one needs to fly today. ... Nick? What’s with that look in your eyes?
--> '''Nick''': (''I like the sound of that… “Dashing "Dashing young lawyer flying fabulously…”'')fabulously..."'')



--> '''Trilo:''' "Let me lay it out for you: The pay sucks, the job sucks, [[{{Ventriloquism}} and my partner has his hand up my pants!]]"

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--> '''Trilo:''' "Let Let me lay it out for you: The pay sucks, the job sucks, [[{{Ventriloquism}} and my partner has his hand up my pants!]]"pants!]]



--> '''Moe:''' [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir "In west Clownedelphia, born and raised..."]]

to:

--> '''Moe:''' [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir "In In west Clownedelphia, born and raised..."]]]]



* Phoenix declaring that the victim died due to "the force of gravity and Maximillion Galactica's ample bust". [[note]]He means a bust of Max made of bronze, not Max's actual chest.[[/note]]

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* Phoenix declaring that the victim died due to was killed with "the force of gravity and Maximillion Galactica's ample bust". [[note]]He He means a bust of Max made of bronze, not Max's actual chest.[[/note]]



--->"You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage ''[[{{Pun}} whine]]''."

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--->"You --->'''Edgeworth:''' You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage ''[[{{Pun}} whine]]''."



---> '''Oldbag:''' "How long are they going to leave me screening the hotel?"

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---> '''Oldbag:''' "How How long are they going to leave me screening the hotel?"hotel?



---> '''Edgeworth:''' "Wright, I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date."

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---> '''Edgeworth:''' "Wright, Wright, I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date."



-->'''Phoenix:''' "(Argh! It's that accursed [[spoiler:Engarde]] again...)"
-->'''Phone:''' '...*beep*..."
-->'''Phoenix:''' "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!? Look, don't call me anymore! I mean it!"
-->'''Gumshoe:''' "...You're really mean, pal."

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-->'''Phoenix:''' "(Argh! (Argh! It's that accursed [[spoiler:Engarde]] again...)"
)
-->'''Phone:''' '...*beep*..."
*beep*...
-->'''Phoenix:''' "WILL WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!? Look, don't call me anymore! I mean it!"
-->'''Gumshoe:''' "...
it!
-->'''Gumshoe:''' ...
You're really mean, pal."



--> '''Phoenix:''' ''(discussing whether [[spoiler: Shelly de Killer disguised as the bellboy]] is suspicious)'' "A baseball has stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches?!"
--> '''Phoenix:''' "A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather?!"

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--> '''Phoenix:''' ''(discussing whether [[spoiler: Shelly de Killer disguised as the bellboy]] is suspicious)'' "A A baseball has stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches?!"
stitches?!
--> '''Phoenix:''' "A A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather?!"leather?!



-->'''Judge:''' "I could've even bragged about embarrassing Mr. Edgeworth to my grandchild had you not..."

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-->'''Judge:''' "I I could've even bragged about embarrassing Mr. Edgeworth to my grandchild had you not..."



--> '''Payne:''' "''Nooooooo!'' My hair is flying ''ooooooofffffffff!''"

to:

--> '''Payne:''' "''Nooooooo!'' ''Nooooooo!'' My hair is flying ''ooooooofffffffff!''"''ooooooofffffffff!''



-->'''Phoenix:''' [[TooMuchInformation "Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie]] [[NobodyPoops doesn't poop!"]]

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' [[TooMuchInformation "Toilet!? Toilet!? My perfect little Dollie]] [[NobodyPoops doesn't poop!"]]poop!]]



--->'''Grossberg:''' "It feels like my hemorrhoids are doing the Harlem Shake!"[[note]] The Harlem Shake was a dance created by Harlem resident Al B in 1981, but the more well known Harlem Shake is the 2012 Baauer song and the accompanying 2013 internet meme. [[HilariousInHindsight The case takes place in 2013.]] The game came out in ''2007.'' [[/note]]

to:

--->'''Grossberg:''' "It It feels like my hemorrhoids are doing the Harlem Shake!"[[note]] Shake![[note]] The Harlem Shake was a dance created by Harlem resident Al B in 1981, but the more well known Harlem Shake is the 2012 Baauer song and the accompanying 2013 internet meme. [[HilariousInHindsight The case takes place in 2013.]] The game came out in ''2007.'' [[/note]]



-->'''Godot:''' [[PolitenessJudo "...You did it. Didn't you?"]]
-->'''Ron:''' "Yes."

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-->'''Godot:''' [[PolitenessJudo "...[[PolitenessJudo ...You did it. Didn't you?"]]
you?]]
-->'''Ron:''' "Yes."Yes.



-->'''Ron:''' "[[OhCrap Uh... Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!]]"
** The Judge's comment right after.
-->'''Judge:''' "...Hmm. For a moment there I thought we'd set the record for the shortest trial ever."

to:

-->'''Ron:''' "[[OhCrap [[OhCrap Uh... Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!]]"
** The Judge's comment right after.
-->'''Judge:''' "...
no!]]
-->'''Judge:''' ...
Hmm. For a moment there I thought we'd set the record for the shortest trial ever."



-->'''Phoenix:''' "...?"
-->'''Maya:''' "Don't "...?" me, Nick!"

to:

-->'''Phoenix:''' "...?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' ...?
-->'''Maya:''' "Don't Don't "...?" me, Nick!"Nick!



-->'''Luke Atmey:''' "Mask☆[=DeMasque=] dancingly descended towards me!"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "How did he do that, exactly?"
-->'''Luke:''' "Well... From the entrance, I suppose. Where else?"

to:

-->'''Luke Atmey:''' "Mask☆[=DeMasque=] Mask☆[=DeMasque=] dancingly descended towards me!"
me!
-->'''Phoenix:''' "How How did he do that, exactly?"
exactly?
-->'''Luke:''' "Well...Well... From the entrance, I suppose. Where else?"else?



--->'''Ron De Lite:''' "I dancingly descended into the basement!"
--->'''Phoenix:''' "How did you do that?"
--->'''Ron:''' "Oh, through the air ducts."

to:

--->'''Ron De Lite:''' "I I dancingly descended into the basement!"
basement!
--->'''Phoenix:''' "How How did you do that?"
that?
--->'''Ron:''' "Oh, Oh, through the air ducts."



-->'''Ron:''' "Maybe I should give up being a thief and become a professional cowbell player..."

to:

-->'''Ron:''' "Maybe Maybe I should give up being a thief and become a professional cowbell player..."



--> '''Maya:''' "Maybe Detective Atmey smashed Mask☆[=DeMasque=] with it. Like this!"

to:

--> '''Maya:''' "Maybe Maybe Detective Atmey smashed Mask☆[=DeMasque=] with it. Like this!"this!



--> '''Phoenix:''' "YEOOOOOUCCCH!! WHAT THE HECK!"
--> '''Maya:''' "What do you think, Pearly?"
--> '''Pearl:''' "I think it's even more bent than it was before."

to:

--> '''Phoenix:''' "YEOOOOOUCCCH!! YEOOOOOUCCCH!! WHAT THE HECK!"
HECK!
--> '''Maya:''' "What What do you think, Pearly?"
Pearly?
--> '''Pearl:''' "I I think it's even more bent than it was before."



--> '''Judge:''' "A breach? Here!? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!"

to:

--> '''Judge:''' "A A breach? Here!? Bailiff! Get my steed! We need to retreat at once!"once!



--> '''Pearl:''' "Well, that's the end of that conversation!"

to:

--> '''Pearl:''' "Well, Well, that's the end of that conversation!"conversation!



-->'''Lisa Basil:''' "I'm sorry, that data is [=SuPer=]-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected."
-->'''Maya:''' "[=SuPer=]-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected?! What?! This is madness!"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "No, Maya, [[Film/ThreeHundred that is]] [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry SPARDA]]."

to:

-->'''Lisa Basil:''' "I'm I'm sorry, that data is [=SuPer=]-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected."
password-protected.
-->'''Maya:''' "[=SuPer=]-Admin [=SuPer=]-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected?! What?! This is madness!"
madness!
-->'''Phoenix:''' "No, No, Maya, [[Film/ThreeHundred that is]] [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry SPARDA]]."



-->'''Maya:''' "What!? It's not the ''[[Franchise/{{Rocky}} Rocko]]'' soundtrack, is it? Claw of the Tiger?"

to:

-->'''Maya:''' "What!? What!? It's not the ''[[Franchise/{{Rocky}} Rocko]]'' soundtrack, is it? Claw of the Tiger?"Tiger?



-->'''Tigre:''' "I got a business to take care of, ya hear me? So who the hell called me into this hole?! Was it you', spikey?!"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ack, no. Of course not... It was... the judge... ''(Notices the judge is gone)'' Y-Your Honor!!!"
-->'''Judge:''' [[BlatantLies "Oh, dear! I, um… I seem to have dropped my pen. Where on earth is it…?]] Don't mind me! Just carry on with the proceedings as normal!"

to:

-->'''Tigre:''' "I I got a business to take care of, ya hear me? So who the hell called me into this hole?! Was it you', spikey?!"
spikey?!
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Ack, Ack, no. Of course not... It was... the judge... ''(Notices the judge is gone)'' Y-Your Honor!!!"
Honor!!!
-->'''Judge:''' [[BlatantLies "Oh, Oh, dear! I, um… I seem to have dropped my pen. Where on earth is it…?]] Don't mind me! Just carry on with the proceedings as normal!"normal!



-->'''Maya:''' ''(while still under the desk)'' [[HypocriticalHumor "Get a grip, Nick!"]]

to:

-->'''Maya:''' ''(while still under the desk)'' [[HypocriticalHumor "Get Get a grip, Nick!"]]Nick!]]



-->'''Tigre:''' "So I dare you' to say it again! Come on! You' got the guts!?"
-->'''Judge:''' ''(still scared)'' "Y-Y-You can't threaten m-me, Mr. Tigre. I-It's the defense! Go ahead and tell the witness, Mr. Wright! ''(realizes that Wright has disappeared)'' Mr. Wriight!"
-->'''Tigre:''' "Sounds to me like it must be you', old man. Youse got guts, I'll give you that."
-->'''Judge:''' "M-M-Mr. Wright! Do not leave me to handle this alone!"

to:

-->'''Tigre:''' "So So I dare you' to say it again! Come on! You' got the guts!?"
guts!?
-->'''Judge:''' ''(still scared)'' "Y-Y-You Y-Y-You can't threaten m-me, Mr. Tigre. I-It's the defense! Go ahead and tell the witness, Mr. Wright! ''(realizes that Wright has disappeared)'' Mr. Wriight!"
Wriight!
-->'''Tigre:''' "Sounds Sounds to me like it must be you', old man. Youse got guts, I'll give you that."
that.
-->'''Judge:''' "M-M-Mr. M-M-Mr. Wright! Do not leave me to handle this alone!"alone!



-->'''Godot:''' "Found your pen at last, Trite?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' [[BlatantLies "It was in my pocket."]]

to:

-->'''Godot:''' "Found Found your pen at last, Trite?"
Trite?
-->'''Phoenix:''' [[BlatantLies "It It was in my pocket."]] ]]



-->'''Judge:''' "What on earth is that? [[HypocriticalHumor What an insult to think anyone could be fooled]] [[PaperThinDisguise by such a childish imitation!]]"

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "What What on earth is that? [[HypocriticalHumor What an insult to think anyone could be fooled]] [[PaperThinDisguise by such a childish imitation!]]"imitation!]]



--> '''Phoenix:''' "MY EYES! MY EYEEEEESS!"

to:

--> '''Phoenix:''' "MY MY EYES! MY EYEEEEESS!"EYEEEEESS!



-->'''Judge:''' "A "computer virus?" What's that do?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "It's a program that destroys your computer from the inside."
-->'''Judge:''' "A "computer?" What's that do?"
-->'''Phoenix:''' "I'll explain after the trial."

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "A A "computer virus?" What's that do?"
do?
-->'''Phoenix:''' "It's It's a program that destroys your computer from the inside."
inside.
-->'''Judge:''' "A A "computer?" What's that do?"
do?
-->'''Phoenix:''' "I'll I'll explain after the trial."



* Thinking about it, it's not just the 'female masses' line - everything from the part where [[spoiler: you play as Edgeworth]] is concentrated comedy gold. Gumshoe's reaction when you find the staff, the lines when you present evidence incorrectly, and this:

to:

* Thinking about it, it's not just the 'female masses' line - everything from the part where [[spoiler: you play as Edgeworth]] Edgeworth is concentrated comedy gold. Gumshoe's reaction when you find the staff, the lines when you present evidence incorrectly, and this:



** The context for that line makes it even funnier: if you press the 4th statement of Sister Bikini's first testimony, [[spoiler: Edgeworth]] eventually asks how long she bathed, and Bikini thinks he's hitting on her. Then he gets whipped by Franziska. [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown And insulted by the judge]].
** Bikini's "bikini" seems to have caused mental trauma not to [[spoiler:Edgeworth]] alone.

to:

** The context for that line makes it even funnier: if you press the 4th statement of Sister Bikini's first testimony, [[spoiler: Edgeworth]] Edgeworth eventually asks how long she bathed, and Bikini thinks he's hitting on her. Then he gets whipped by Franziska. [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown And insulted by the judge]].
** Bikini's "bikini" seems to have caused mental trauma not to [[spoiler:Edgeworth]] Edgeworth alone.



** How about the first time [[spoiler:Edgeworth breaks a 'Psycholock':]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Edgeworth:''']] (Was it the evidence or the power of my glare that broke that lock...?)
** And how about [[spoiler:Edgeworth]]'s reaction to [[spoiler:Larry Butz's Psyche-Locks after he just unlocked three and now there are FIVE of them.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Edgeworth:''']] [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] Do I have to do it all over again!?

to:

** How about the * The first time [[spoiler:Edgeworth Edgeworth breaks a 'Psycholock':]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Edgeworth:''']]
'Psycholock':
-->'''Edgeworth:'''
(Was it the evidence or the power of my glare that broke that lock...?)
** And how about [[spoiler:Edgeworth]]'s * Edgeworth's reaction to [[spoiler:Larry Butz's Psyche-Locks after he just unlocked three and now there are FIVE of them.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Edgeworth:''']] -->'''Edgeworth:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] Do I have to do it all over again!?



** Here's a fun fact: this event actually causes [[spoiler:Edgeworth]] to [[RageQuit call it quits on the day's investigation.]] He decides the only way to proceed is to put [[spoiler:Larry]] on the stand and drag the truth out of him. The next day, said person proceeds to make a mockery of the court.

to:

** Here's a fun fact: this event actually causes [[spoiler:Edgeworth]] Edgeworth to [[RageQuit call it quits on the day's investigation.]] He decides the only way to proceed is to put [[spoiler:Larry]] on the stand and drag the truth out of him. The next day, said person proceeds to make a mockery of the court.



-->'''Larry:''' "Oh... I shouldn’t have done that..."
-->'''Edgeworth:''' ''(thinking)'' "Done what? Maybe I can get some more informa-"
-->'''Gumshoe:''' ''(leaps out)'' "Hey! You! About what you just said…I got an objection!" ''([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ_jyRoMSLY Cornered music plays]])''

to:

-->'''Larry:''' "Oh... Oh... I shouldn’t have done that..."
that...
-->'''Edgeworth:''' ''(thinking)'' "Done Done what? Maybe I can get some more informa-"
informa-
-->'''Gumshoe:''' ''(leaps out)'' "Hey! Hey! You! About what you just said…I got an objection!" objection! ''([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ_jyRoMSLY Cornered music plays]])''



-->'''Edgeworth:''' "Are...!"
-->'''Franziska:''' "You...!"
-->'''The Judge:''' "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption High!]] The girl... She's really high up in this picture!"

to:

-->'''Edgeworth:''' "Are...!"
Are...!
-->'''Franziska:''' "You...!"
You...!
-->'''The Judge:''' "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption High!]] The girl... She's really high up in this picture!"picture!



-->'''Edgeworth''': ...I cannot recommend looking at the sketch. His "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.
-->'''Judge:''' This courtroom has yet to meet earthquake standards! I think we'd better pass!

to:

-->'''Edgeworth''': ...--->'''Edgeworth''': ...I cannot recommend looking at the sketch. His "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.
-->'''Judge:''' --->'''Judge:''' This courtroom has yet to meet earthquake standards! I think we'd better pass!



-->'''Judge:''' "This guy must be a product of "Jean-Luc de Laduc's Guide To Obnoxious French Painting"."

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "This This guy must be a product of "Jean-Luc de Laduc's Guide To Obnoxious French Painting"."



-->'''Butz:''' "I was so worried! So I frantically searched all over for her!"
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "''HOLD IT!'' So you searched all over for her?"
-->'''Butz:''' "She was flying pretty high, you know. I thought maybe she slipped on her landing and got hurt. Hey! It was more than possible! Also, when I headed out to the shack the first time, I was snacking on a banana. I was pretty sure I threw the peel away somewhere around there, so, you know..."
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "..." (''Can one guy really be this stupid?'')
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "So, did you find any signs of her so-called "landing"?"
-->'''Butz:''' "Hmm... I don't really remember. I kept on falling over myself, and kinda lost it for a while there."
-->'''Judge:''' "You... fell over yourself?"
-->'''Butz:''' "Yeah. The snow was deep, and there was even a banana peel out there!"
-->'''Edgeworth:''' (''Yup. There's stupid, and then there's Larry Butz.'')
* During the investigation, Phoenix stumbles across Gumshoe... who is singing. Kudo's military-esque theme is playing in the background. ''Every case gonna be airtight[[note]]Bonus points for the lyrics being a parody of "No Woman, No Cry" by Music/BobMarley[[/note]].''
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Hmm. I didn't know Detective Gumshoe was a fan of reggae."

to:

-->'''Butz:''' "I I was so worried! So I frantically searched all over for her!"
her!
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "''HOLD ''HOLD IT!'' So you searched all over for her?"
her?
-->'''Butz:''' "She She was flying pretty high, you know. I thought maybe she slipped on her landing and got hurt. Hey! It was more than possible! Also, when I headed out to the shack the first time, I was snacking on a banana. I was pretty sure I threw the peel away somewhere around there, so, you know..."
know...
-->'''Edgeworth:''' ... (Can one guy really be this stupid?)
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "..." (''Can one guy really be this stupid?'')
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "So,
So, did you find any signs of her so-called "landing"?"
"landing"?
-->'''Butz:''' "Hmm...Hmm... I don't really remember. I kept on falling over myself, and kinda lost it for a while there."
there.
-->'''Judge:''' "You... You... fell over yourself?"
yourself?
-->'''Butz:''' "Yeah. Yeah. The snow was deep, and there was even a banana peel out there!"
there!
-->'''Edgeworth:''' (''Yup.(Yup. There's stupid, and then there's Larry Butz.'')
)
* During the investigation, Phoenix stumbles across Gumshoe... who is singing. Kudo's military-esque theme is playing in the background. ''Every "Every case gonna be airtight[[note]]Bonus airtight..." Bonus points for the lyrics being a parody of "No Woman, No Cry" by Music/BobMarley[[/note]].''
Music/BobMarley.
-->'''Phoenix:''' "Hmm.Hmm. I didn't know Detective Gumshoe was a fan of reggae."



-->'''Judge:''' "That makes sense. After all, my deductions are almost certainly never correct."

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "That That makes sense. After all, my deductions are almost certainly never correct."
14th Aug '16 8:45:03 AM OlfinBedwere
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** If you assert that 'The front of the card' is what's important, the following occurs

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** If you assert The exchange that 'The front of ensues if you choose to tell the card' Judge that the name on the card is what's important, important. On the following occursone hand, it introduces you to just how punishing this game's penalty system can be, as it'll lead to an instant GameOver if you've had more than about two penalties up to this point. On the other hand, Phoenix kind of deserves everything he gets if he says this:



-->'''Payne:''' "..."
-->'''Wellington:''' "..."
-->'''Maya:''' "..."

to:

-->'''Payne:''' "..."
" ''(stares blankly at Phoenix)''
-->'''Wellington:''' "..."
" ''(smiles smugly)''
-->'''Maya:''' "..."" ''(looks at Phoenix as if to say "You have GOT to be kidding me!")''


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-->'''Payne:''' "OBJECTION! Wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?!"
-->'''The Judge:''' Mr. Wright! Get a hold of yourself and start acting like a proper lawyer. ''(hits Phoenix with a 70% penalty)''
-->'''Maya:''' Ouch. Talk about a tongue-lashing, Nick.
11th Aug '16 5:55:52 PM Monolaf317
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* Phoenix's expression when Sahwit throws his toupée at him.

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* Phoenix's expression when Sahwit throws his toupée at him. And the fact that Sawhit just ripped it off his head and threw it at Nick like that in the first place.
25th Jul '16 12:34:43 AM Shaid
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** Moe said that was because he was stalling while he tried to jog his memory. When he finally thought of something, the judge asks him if he's "back from [his] jog."
23rd Jul '16 12:56:37 AM quietThunderstorm
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** Evidently the damage is so massive, that when Phoenix shows the court how a jar could [[ItMakesSenseInContext look like the Blue Badger]], everyone starts referring to it as so.
-->'''Judge:''' This is that "Blue Badger" from before, right?\\
'''Lana:''' Oh, is he going to just speak [[spoiler: the killer's name]]?\\
'''Edgeworth:''' If that thing could, I'm sure it would.\\
'''Phoenix:''' (Looks like everyone's forgotten this is just a jar.)
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