History Funny / PhoenixWrightAceAttorney

22nd Jan '17 9:12:17 PM TheTropper
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-->'''Judge:''' Wh-what!? Do you have proof of those!?

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-->'''Judge:''' Wh-what!? Do you have proof of those!?this!?
22nd Jan '17 8:48:02 PM TheTropper
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* Accusing Lotta:
-->'''Von Karma:''' Who but the defendant could have shot the victim!?
-->'''Phoenix:''' Who else but the witness, Ms. Lotta Hart!
-->'''Judge:''' Wh-what!? Do you have proof of those!?
-->'''Phoenix:''' Proof-shmoof! Always with the proof! Oh... wait, I do need proof, don't I.
-->'''Judge:''' Mr. Wright! I'll have you remember this is a court of law!
-->'''Phoenix:''' (Uh oh. The Judge is mad.)



* Selecting the wrong location where Angel witnessed the murder leads to this:
-->'''Phoenix:''' I think! I mean, it's highly likely that's where she was.
-->'''Angel:''' You "think"?
-->'''Edgeworth:''' It's "highly likely"?
-->'''Ema:''' Your cavalier attitude stands in stark contrast to your feeble argument, Mr. Wright.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Her being there wouldn't change a thing!



'''Lana:''' Oh, is he going to just speak [[spoiler:the killer's name]]?\\

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'''Lana:''' Oh, is he going to just speak [[spoiler:the the killer's name]]?\\name?\\


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* Choosing the wrong spot on the video:
-->'''Phoenix:''' There! How's that for evidence!?
-->'''Judge:''' ...
-->'''Marshall:''' ...
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Please allow me to apologize for my colleague, Your Honor. He gets carried away sometimes.
-->'''Judge:''' Yes, well, this certainly isn't a first.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Will you forgive him too, Officer Marshall? He's not a bad man, just a bit... disillusioned.
-->'''Marshall:''' Of course. I'm not the one to gun down unarmed boys.
-->'''Phoenix:''' (Oh great, now Edgeworth is defending me. Guess that means I missed the mark.)
17th Jan '17 8:12:20 AM MegaMarioMan
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* And at the trial afterwards, what may well be the best DialogueTree option [[http://i36.tinypic.com/6xrq69.png in the history of gaming]].



** Franziska in particular does not find this amusing, and prepares her whip, to which Phoenix is given two options, one of which is "Pain equals bad." Yes. We're serious.

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** Franziska in particular does not find this amusing, and prepares her whip, to which Phoenix is given two options, one of which is [[http://i36.tinypic.com/6xrq69.png "Pain equals bad." "]] Yes. We're serious.serious.
* Once Phoenix reveals that Trilo lost said engagement ring, he then states that this reveals something important, and you're given two choices: "Ben's testimony has a flaw." and "Ben doesn't exercise enough." Pick the latter...
-->'''Phoenix:''' Obviously that one Mr. Benjamin Woodman is lacking in the area of exercise!!\\
'''Judge:''' ...\\
'''Franziska:''' ...\\
'''Trilo:''' ...\\
'''Phoenix:''' This is clear from the testimony we have just listened to!! He was too slow and awkward to catch a monkey fleeing through the snow!! [[InnerMonologue (This revelation doesn't seem to be registering too well around the courtroom...)]]\\
'''Maya:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Maybe you should leave the courtroom drama for video games and rethink that one...]]\\
*penalty*
15th Jan '17 6:11:53 PM AceOfViolets
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* During Trilo's cross-examination about proposing to Regina, pressing him on a certain statement will make him say that he had an engagement ring. Everyone's reaction to this is just all sorts of priceless.
**Franziska in particular does not find this amusing, and prepares her whip, to which Phoenix is given two options, one of which is "Pain equals bad." Yes. We're serious.
12th Jan '17 8:57:17 PM TheTropper
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* Accusing Cody of being the murderer:
-->'''Judge:''' So who was this person other than Mr. Powers that could have committed the murder?
-->'''Phoenix:''' It was the grade-school boy! ... ... ... Why isn't anyone saying anything?
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Bah! Are you seriously suggesting the boy did it, Mr. Wright!? "Grade-school boy kills veteran action star with spear!" For one thing, it was the Steel Samurai holding the murder weapon. Would you care to explain just how the boy was involved?
-->'''Phoenix:''' (Hmm... maybe that was a dumb move on my part.)
-->'''Maya:''' "Maybe"? "Maybe"!? How about "absolutely," Nick!
11th Dec '16 9:20:06 AM MirandaShadowind
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** Thanks to case 4 of ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice Spirit of Justice]]'', the imaginary pasta shop's name is now HilariousInHindsight. Said case's defendant, [[PunnyName Bucky Whet]], is the inheritor/chef of a noodle shop called "Whet Soba", and since he's the fourth family member to operate it, he's known as "Whet Noodle No. 4".
30th Nov '16 6:57:43 AM MegaMarioMan
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--> '''Phoenix''': Well, you just watch it!
--> '''Phoenix''': (Hmm, not much point pressing him on that one, is there?)

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--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' Well, you just watch it!
--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' (Hmm, not much point pressing him on that one, is there?)



--> '''Phoenix''': (Never heard of a glass lightstand before...)

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--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' (Never heard of a glass lightstand before...)



-->'''Edgeworth''': Please state your full name.
-->'''White''': You wish to know the title of my personage?
-->'''Edgeworth''': Er... your name?
-->'''White''': Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?
-->'''Edgeworth''': *Signature one-handed desk slam* '''''NAME!'''''
-->'''Phoenix''': (These two are great together...)

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-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' Please state your full name.
-->'''White''': -->'''White:''' You wish to know the title of my personage?
-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' Er... your name?
-->'''White''': -->'''White:''' Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?
-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' *Signature one-handed desk slam* '''''NAME!'''''
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' (These two are great together...)



--> '''Phoenix''': (That's "The Thinker" clock that Larry made. It practically qualifies as a serial muderer by now.)

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--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' (That's "The Thinker" clock that Larry made. It practically qualifies as a serial muderer murderer by now.)



--> '''Gumshoe''': That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes... Wait! That's a song, pal!

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--> '''Gumshoe''': '''Gumshoe:''' That's me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes... Wait! That's a song, pal!



--> '''Gumshoe''': G-Gumtree...? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal! [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicle Actually, yes it does.]][[/note]]

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--> '''Gumshoe''': '''Gumshoe:''' G-Gumtree...? Gum doesn't grow on trees, pal! [[note]][[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicle Actually, yes it does.]][[/note]]



-->'''Edgeworth''': M-my apologies, Your Honor. He said he wouldn't testify if he couldn't bring it. I'd like special permission, if that's possible.
-->'''Phoenix''': Wait, so you're saying that you had to bargain terms with a kid... and you LOST?

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-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' M-my apologies, Your Honor. He said he wouldn't testify if he couldn't bring it. I'd like special permission, if that's possible.
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Wait, so you're saying that you had to bargain terms with a kid... and you LOST?



-->'''Edgeworth''': Your Honor. Perhaps you could arrange a box for him to stand on?

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-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' Your Honor. Perhaps you could arrange a box for him to stand on?



--> '''Phoenix''': ([[BrainBleach A mental image I will carry with me to my grave...]])

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--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' ([[BrainBleach A mental image I will carry with me to my grave...]])



-->'''Phoenix's Internal Monologue''': Von Karma, I think I hate you.

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-->'''Phoenix's Internal Monologue''': Monologue:''' Von Karma, I think I hate you.



* There's also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8RpDuOALE#t=02m12s this exchange]], some time after [[spoiler: Jake Marshall]] starts a "number of words" type challenge:

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* There's also [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8RpDuOALE#t=02m12s this exchange]], some time after [[spoiler: Jake [[spoiler:Jake Marshall]] starts a "number of words" type challenge:



** Earlier, when [[spoiler: Phoenix brings up the possibility of Damon Gant using Lana Skye as a puppet?]]:

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** Earlier, when [[spoiler: Phoenix [[spoiler:Phoenix brings up the possibility of Damon Gant using Lana Skye as a puppet?]]:puppet]]:



** None of them ever quite recover from the trauma, as seen when the Blue Badger reappears [[spoiler: on Edgeworth's half of Ema's drawing]]:

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** None of them ever quite recover from the trauma, as seen when the Blue Badger reappears [[spoiler: on [[spoiler:on Edgeworth's half of Ema's drawing]]:



'''Judge:''': Is something wrong?\\

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'''Judge:''': '''Judge:''' Is something wrong?\\



'''Judge:''': ''(wide-eyed)'' It's that thing!

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'''Judge:''': '''Judge:''' ''(wide-eyed)'' It's that thing!



'''Lana:''' Oh, is he going to just speak [[spoiler: the killer's name]]?\\

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'''Lana:''' Oh, is he going to just speak [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the killer's name]]?\\



-->'''Phoenix''': This trial isn't over... until we give each piece of evidence proper consideration!
-->'''Edgeworth''': So, Wright... are you saying there's a problem with this latest piece of evidence?
-->'''Phoenix''': Yeah! (I'll think later.)

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-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' This trial isn't over... until we give each piece of evidence proper consideration!
-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' So, Wright... are you saying there's a problem with this latest piece of evidence?
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Yeah! (I'll think later.)



-->'''Ema''': This must be the victim's blood, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': Either that, or Edgeworth cut himself peeling an apple.
-->'''Ema''': What's Edgeworth doing with a knife like this anyway? Hey! Maybe he spends his weekends roughing in the wild!
-->'''Phoenix''': Edgeworth? In the wild? I think my fruit-peeling theory is more likely.
-->'''Ema''': Are you kidding? I always pictured him as an outdoorsman!
-->'''Phoenix''': ''[[InnerMonologue (to himself)]]'' Now there's a scary thought...

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-->'''Ema''': -->'''Ema:''' This must be the victim's blood, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Either that, or Edgeworth cut himself peeling an apple.
-->'''Ema''': -->'''Ema:''' What's Edgeworth doing with a knife like this anyway? Hey! Maybe he spends his weekends roughing in the wild!
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Edgeworth? In the wild? I think my fruit-peeling theory is more likely.
-->'''Ema''': -->'''Ema:''' Are you kidding? I always pictured him as an outdoorsman!
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' ''[[InnerMonologue (to himself)]]'' Now there's a scary thought...



* You can examine the cop on the left side of the Criminal Affairs Department for some interesting dialogue.
-->'''Phoenix:''' That must be one of the detectives. He's mumbling something to himself.\\
'''Police:''' "I got it! I'm the culprit! Very clever indeed... who would have thought of multiple personalities? I don't see how else he could have done it. I guess it's time to get my head checked."\\
'''Phoenix:''' ...I think it's way past time for that.



-->'''Pearl''': Who are you?
-->'''Phoenix''': I'm Phoenix Wright. I, uh, worked with Maya…
-->'''Pearl''': ...You worked with Mystic Maya...? You... You're Mr. Nick, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': Uh, excuse me? (I bet I know who she picked "Nick" from...)
-->'''Pearl''': I know who you are. You're... You're Mystic Maya's... (Changes into a happy looks) "special someone"!
-->'''Phoenix''': WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?
-->'''Pearl''': So then... Of course! You're going to help Mystic Maya, aren't you? That's what you're going to do, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': W-Well, yeah...I will...
-->'''Pearl''': Oh wow... It's like a beautiful fairy tale! That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes... It must be true love...
-->'''Phoenix''': ''(Takes a blow)'' Wh-What!? (Why am I being boiled into a bright red lobster by this little kid!?)

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-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' Who are you?
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' I'm Phoenix Wright. I, uh, worked with Maya…
-->'''Pearl''': ...-->'''Pearl:''' ...You worked with Mystic Maya...? You... You're Mr. Nick, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Uh, excuse me? (I bet I know who she picked "Nick" from...)
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' I know who you are. You're... You're Mystic Maya's... (Changes into a happy looks) "special someone"!
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' So then... Of course! You're going to help Mystic Maya, aren't you? That's what you're going to do, right?
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' W-Well, yeah...I will...
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' Oh wow... It's like a beautiful fairy tale! That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes... It must be true love...
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' ''(Takes a blow)'' Wh-What!? (Why am I being boiled into a bright red lobster by this little kid!?)



--->'''Phoenix''': (Ack! I'm in trouble now!! If Morgan sees us like this, I'll be the next one they're channeling...)
** Of course this doesn't stop there. Even Ini Miney [[spoiler: (actually Mimi Miney)]] gives this line upon seeing Phoenix with Pearl:
--->'''Ini''': Aww, she's, like, tooootally cute! Is she, like, your daughter?
--->'''Phoenix''': WH-What!? NO! (How old do you think I am!?)

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--->'''Phoenix''': --->'''Phoenix:''' (Ack! I'm in trouble now!! If Morgan sees us like this, I'll be the next one they're channeling...)
** Of course this doesn't stop there. Even Ini Miney [[spoiler: (actually [[spoiler:(actually Mimi Miney)]] gives this line upon seeing Phoenix with Pearl:
--->'''Ini''': --->'''Ini:''' Aww, she's, like, tooootally cute! Is she, like, your daughter?
--->'''Phoenix''': --->'''Phoenix:''' WH-What!? NO! (How old do you think I am!?)



-->'''Phoenix''': Is my hair too spiky? Not spiky enough?

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-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Is my hair too spiky? Not spiky enough?



-->'''Franziska''': Th-This... This is preposterous! I... I'm perfect! Me... Franziska von Karma...
-->'''Phoenix''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm going to enjoy the news tonight, Ms. von Karma. How about you? It's going to be broadcast all over the world, right? Your defeat, that is...]]
--> (Out of anger, Franziska whips Phoenix, the Judge and [[spoiler: Mimi Miney]] once. She soon starts whipping Phoenix multiple times in a frenzy.)
-->'''Franziska''': And one more for good measure!

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-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' Th-This... This is preposterous! I... I'm perfect! Me... Franziska von Karma...
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' [[TooDumbToLive I'm going to enjoy the news tonight, Ms. von Karma. How about you? It's going to be broadcast all over the world, right? Your defeat, that is...]]
--> (Out of anger, Franziska whips Phoenix, the Judge and [[spoiler: Mimi [[spoiler:Mimi Miney]] once. She soon starts whipping Phoenix multiple times in a frenzy.)
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' And one more for good measure!



-->'''Mia''': Ph-Phoenix! Hang in there, Phoenix!! PHOENIX!!!
-->'''Franziska''': [[SoreLoser THIS COURT IS A FRAUD! A SHAM!]]

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-->'''Mia''': -->'''Mia:''' Ph-Phoenix! Hang in there, Phoenix!! PHOENIX!!!
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' [[SoreLoser THIS COURT IS A FRAUD! A SHAM!]]



--> '''Max''': (to Phoenix) Why don’t you try flying into the courtroom?
--> '''Phoenix''': ...
--> '''Max''': I can see it now… The dashing young lawyer flying fabulously in from above! One glimpse of that, and everyone in the room will be on your side!
--> '''Maya''': Max… Really… No one needs to fly today. ... Nick? What’s with that look in your eyes?
--> '''Nick''': (''I like the sound of that… "Dashing young lawyer flying fabulously..."'')

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--> '''Max''': '''Max:''' (to Phoenix) Why don’t you try flying into the courtroom?
--> '''Phoenix''': ...'''Phoenix:''' ...
--> '''Max''': '''Max:''' I can see it now… The dashing young lawyer flying fabulously in from above! One glimpse of that, and everyone in the room will be on your side!
--> '''Maya''': '''Maya:''' Max… Really… No one needs to fly today. ... Nick? What’s with that look in your eyes?
--> '''Nick''': '''Nick:''' (''I like the sound of that… "Dashing young lawyer flying fabulously..."'')



* When Phoenix, Edgeworth, Gumshoe, and Pearl visit the hospital [[spoiler: to see how Franziska was doing after being shot by De Killer in the shoulder]] they meet "Director Hotti" again. Edgeworth doesn't know that the "Director" is really a fake (Phoenix even comments on that). Here's as follows:
-->'''Hotti:''' [...]Hmm, yes...she's in good hands...because, you see...I'm personally taking good care of her...hee hee. Hmm, yes...and that thing...[[spoiler: that surgery...]]it went well. [...] She looked so pitiful; absolutely terrified, [...] And when I snuck up on her real secret-like, she would scream really loud. Ah, but she's really cute too. When I'd do that, [[spoiler: she'd whip me with her whip...Boy did I cry like a baby]]... But think I could get used to it. [[spoiler: (Promptly gets whipped again).]]
** After that it's just the way that [[spoiler: Franziska describes that Edgeworth had to grab and drag her by the wrist ''all the way'' to the hospital, since she wanted to prosecute today's trial. Just like a little kid.]] [[{{Tsundere}} It's so cute, she really is just putting up a stubborn brave front in spite of her fear.]]

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* When Phoenix, Edgeworth, Gumshoe, and Pearl visit the hospital [[spoiler: to [[spoiler:to see how Franziska was doing after being shot by De Killer in the shoulder]] they meet "Director Hotti" again. Edgeworth doesn't know that the "Director" is really a fake (Phoenix even comments on that). Here's as follows:
-->'''Hotti:''' [...]Hmm, yes...she's in good hands...because, you see...I'm personally taking good care of her...hee hee. Hmm, yes...and that thing...[[spoiler: that [[spoiler:that surgery...]]it went well. [...] She looked so pitiful; absolutely terrified, [...] And when I snuck up on her real secret-like, she would scream really loud. Ah, but she's really cute too. When I'd do that, [[spoiler: she'd [[spoiler:she'd whip me with her whip...Boy did I cry like a baby]]... But think I could get used to it. [[spoiler: (Promptly [[spoiler:(Promptly gets whipped again).]]
** After that it's just the way that [[spoiler: Franziska [[spoiler:Franziska describes that Edgeworth had to grab and drag her by the wrist ''all the way'' to the hospital, since she wanted to prosecute today's trial. Just like a little kid.]] [[{{Tsundere}} It's so cute, she really is just putting up a stubborn brave front in spite of her fear.]]



--> '''Phoenix:''' ''(discussing whether [[spoiler: Shelly de Killer disguised as the bellboy]] is suspicious)'' A baseball has stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches?!

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--> '''Phoenix:''' ''(discussing whether [[spoiler: Shelly [[spoiler:Shelly de Killer disguised as the bellboy]] is suspicious)'' A baseball has stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches?!



* Interrogating [[spoiler: de Killer]] via a transceiver. The transceiver's {{Face Fault}}s (you read that right) are the icing on the cake. Also worthy of mention is the transceiver's sweating what seems to be battery acid while under pressure as well as breaking apart once taken by shock.

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* Interrogating [[spoiler: de [[spoiler:de Killer]] via a transceiver. The transceiver's {{Face Fault}}s (you read that right) are the icing on the cake. Also worthy of mention is the transceiver's sweating what seems to be battery acid while under pressure as well as breaking apart once taken by shock.



* On that note, the fact that this witness [[spoiler: constantly offers his services to Phoenix - even suggesting he become the next de Killer at one point - is hilarious in and of itself.]]
* Even though this only happens if [[spoiler: you trigger the bad ending]] Franziska has a priceless line.

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* On that note, the fact that this witness [[spoiler: constantly [[spoiler:constantly offers his services to Phoenix - even suggesting he become the next de Killer at one point - is hilarious in and of itself.]]
* Even though this only happens if [[spoiler: you [[spoiler:you trigger the bad ending]] Franziska has a priceless line.



* When it's revealed that Dahlia had an ulterior motive for dating Phoenix, he freaks out, grabs the bottle necklace and tries to flee the courtroom. When he's brought back and told to give back the necklace, [[spoiler: he reveals that he ate it]]. The court's reaction is priceless. (This becomes a massive FunnyAneurysmMoment after Case 3-4...)

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* When it's revealed that Dahlia had an ulterior motive for dating Phoenix, he freaks out, grabs the bottle necklace and tries to flee the courtroom. When he's brought back and told to give back the necklace, [[spoiler: he [[spoiler:he reveals that he ate it]]. The court's reaction is priceless. (This becomes a massive FunnyAneurysmMoment after Case 3-4...)



--->'''Luke Atmey''': My eyes were looking for the thief's shadow, while my ears listened for his footfalls. But even so, the dastardly criminal managed to sneak up on me...
--->'''Luke Atmey''': It can only be due to his [[BlatantLies subtly]] [[WhatAnIdiot camouflaged]] [[FailedASpotCheck cape]] and soft-soled shoes.
--->'''Phoenix''': (... I hereby dub you "Ace Dunce".)

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--->'''Luke Atmey''': Atmey:''' My eyes were looking for the thief's shadow, while my ears listened for his footfalls. But even so, the dastardly criminal managed to sneak up on me...
--->'''Luke Atmey''': Atmey:''' It can only be due to his [[BlatantLies subtly]] [[WhatAnIdiot camouflaged]] [[FailedASpotCheck cape]] and soft-soled shoes.
--->'''Phoenix''': --->'''Phoenix:''' (... I hereby dub you "Ace Dunce".)



* In the aftermath of the trial, the defendant Ron [=DeLite=] [[spoiler: who has been ousted as the real Mask☆[=DeMasque=], but gotten away with it on double jeopardy grounds]] is worried that his wife Desirée will leave him [[spoiler: because she hates criminals]], but she says that [[spoiler: [[RefugeInAudacity she only hates SNEAKY criminals]], and as Mask☆[=DeMasque=] he had always announced his crimes before committing them like a real man!]]

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* In the aftermath of the trial, the defendant Ron [=DeLite=] [[spoiler: who [[spoiler:who has been ousted as the real Mask☆[=DeMasque=], but gotten away with it on double jeopardy grounds]] is worried that his wife Desirée will leave him [[spoiler: because [[spoiler:because she hates criminals]], but she says that [[spoiler: [[RefugeInAudacity [[spoiler:[[RefugeInAudacity she only hates SNEAKY criminals]], and as Mask☆[=DeMasque=] he had always announced his crimes before committing them like a real man!]]



--> '''Phoenix''': (*gulp* I can feel my face going red!)
--> '''Pearl''': (suddenly appears) Mr. Nick! Mystic Maya! Congratulations!... *gasp* (is shocked to see Desirée and not too happy about it)
--> '''Phoenix''': (...Talk about bad timing.)
--> '''Pearl''': (begin to slap Phoenix) Mr. Nick! How could you!? (slap again) With another man's wife! (slap again) In front of Mystic Maya!
--> '''Phoenix''': No no no! You've got it all wrong!
--> '''Pearl''': (slap Phoenix again) I'll NEVER forgive you! (slap again) Never! (slap again) Ever!

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--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' (*gulp* I can feel my face going red!)
--> '''Pearl''': '''Pearl:''' (suddenly appears) Mr. Nick! Mystic Maya! Congratulations!... *gasp* (is shocked to see Desirée and not too happy about it)
--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' (...Talk about bad timing.)
--> '''Pearl''': '''Pearl:''' (begin to slap Phoenix) Mr. Nick! How could you!? (slap again) With another man's wife! (slap again) In front of Mystic Maya!
--> '''Phoenix''': '''Phoenix:''' No no no! You've got it all wrong!
--> '''Pearl''': '''Pearl:''' (slap Phoenix again) I'll NEVER forgive you! (slap again) Never! (slap again) Ever!



* After [[spoiler: Phoenix tricks Tigre into admitting that he's the one who killed Elg]], he screams so loud the entire power in the courtroom goes out! Related to the above, Godot uses this as yet another chance to leave Phoenix with the contents of his coffee mug spread over his face.

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* After [[spoiler: Phoenix [[spoiler:Phoenix tricks Tigre into admitting that he's the one who killed Elg]], he screams so loud the entire power in the courtroom goes out! Related to the above, Godot uses this as yet another chance to leave Phoenix with the contents of his coffee mug spread over his face.



--->'''Edgeworth''': ...I cannot recommend looking at the sketch. His "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.

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--->'''Edgeworth''': ...--->'''Edgeworth:''' ...I cannot recommend looking at the sketch. His "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.



* When [[spoiler: Edgeworth]] tells the judge to call Larry Butz to the stand:

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* When [[spoiler: Edgeworth]] [[spoiler:Edgeworth]] tells the judge to call Larry Butz to the stand:



* The first conversations of the first trial are madness. There's just something so funny about [[spoiler: Franziska and Edgeworth]] trolling the judge and each other at the same time.

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* The first conversations of the first trial are madness. There's just something so funny about [[spoiler: Franziska [[spoiler:Franziska and Edgeworth]] trolling the judge and each other at the same time.



--->'''Edgeworth''': (''to himself, after spotting an important contradiction'') It's not a bad feeling at all, exposing contradictions like this. Now I understand that happy look on Wright's face every time he does it...

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--->'''Edgeworth''': --->'''Edgeworth:''' (''to himself, after spotting an important contradiction'') It's not a bad feeling at all, exposing contradictions like this. Now I understand that happy look on Wright's face every time he does it...



--->'''Franziska''': That look in your eyes... You remind me of Phoenix Wright when he is cornered.
--->'''Edgeworth''': [''calmly''] That should come as no surprise. (Because right now I am Phoenix Wright, and I am indeed cornered...!)

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--->'''Franziska''': --->'''Franziska:''' That look in your eyes... You remind me of Phoenix Wright when he is cornered.
--->'''Edgeworth''': --->'''Edgeworth:''' [''calmly''] That should come as no surprise. (Because right now I am Phoenix Wright, and I am indeed cornered...!)



-->'''Gumshoe''': ... What's wrong? You're looking really solemn.
-->'''Edgeworth''': Is this how it feels for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defence lawyer?
-->'''Gumshoe''': Yeah, I figure it doesn't really feel good.
-->'''Edgeworth''': ... To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health.

to:

-->'''Gumshoe''': ...-->'''Gumshoe:''' ... What's wrong? You're looking really solemn.
-->'''Edgeworth''': -->'''Edgeworth:''' Is this how it feels for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defence lawyer?
-->'''Gumshoe''': -->'''Gumshoe:''' Yeah, I figure it doesn't really feel good.
-->'''Edgeworth''': ...-->'''Edgeworth:''' ... To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health.



-->'''Franziska''': It must be very trying for you, little girl.
-->'''Pearl''': Ah! You're...
-->'''Franziska''': I am Franziska von Karma. The Prodigy. There's no need to worry now that I'm here.
-->'''Pearl''': You're the prosecutor who was so mean to Mystic Maya last year.
-->'''Franziska''': ''(Shocked)'' Well...
-->'''Pearl''': I... I don't like you. You're nothing but a little girl without your whip!
-->'''Franziska''': ''(speechless)''
-->'''Pearl''': Mystic Maya didn't do anything wrong, but you were so mean! ''I'll never forgive you!''
-->'''Franziska''': ''(speechless)'' I... I... !
-->'''Phoenix''': (It looks like Pearl's words are getting under her skin...)
-->'''Franziska''': ''(Angrily and whip Phoenix)''
-->'''Phoenix''': Yeowwww! Why are you whipping me!? I didn't even say anything!
-->'''Franziska''': You didn't have to. The smile on your lips gave you away!

to:

-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' It must be very trying for you, little girl.
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' Ah! You're...
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' I am Franziska von Karma. The Prodigy. There's no need to worry now that I'm here.
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' You're the prosecutor who was so mean to Mystic Maya last year.
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' ''(Shocked)'' Well...
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' I... I don't like you. You're nothing but a little girl without your whip!
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' ''(speechless)''
-->'''Pearl''': -->'''Pearl:''' Mystic Maya didn't do anything wrong, but you were so mean! ''I'll never forgive you!''
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' ''(speechless)'' I... I... !
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' (It looks like Pearl's words are getting under her skin...)
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' ''(Angrily and whip Phoenix)''
-->'''Phoenix''': -->'''Phoenix:''' Yeowwww! Why are you whipping me!? I didn't even say anything!
-->'''Franziska''': -->'''Franziska:''' You didn't have to. The smile on your lips gave you away!
26th Nov '16 5:22:04 AM CrayonKiddo
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* Phoenix thinking about the murder weapon during his talk with Maya in Detention Center:
--> '''Phoenix''': (That's "The Thinker" clock that Larry made. It practically qualifies as a serial muderer by now.)
26th Oct '16 8:49:43 PM TheTropper
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-->'''Payne:''' OBJECTION! Wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?!
-->'''The Judge:''' Mr. Wright! Get a hold of yourself and start acting like a proper lawyer. ''(hits Phoenix with a 70% penalty)''

to:

-->'''Payne:''' OBJECTION! Wh-what's Wh-wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?!
-->'''The Judge:''' Mr. Wright! Get a hold of yourself and start acting behaving like a proper lawyer. lawyer! ''(hits Phoenix with a 70% penalty)''



* The ending of the trial. [[spoiler:Franziska went crazy and whipped Phoenix ''unconscious.'']] Although this is actually Phoenix's fault for shooting his mouth too soon:

to:

* Presenting the wrong profile at end of the trial.
-->'''Judge:''' ... Would the defense please inform the court of its birth name?
-->'''Phoenix:''' Umm... Phoenix Wright... Your Honor.
-->'''Judge:''' Ah, what a relief. I thought you'd forgotten your own name... Again.
-->'''Mia:''' I was beginning to think he forgot too.
-->'''Phoenix:''' Wait a second... I screwed up didn't I?
-->'''Mia:''' Big time.
* The ending of the trial. [[spoiler:Franziska went Franziska goes crazy and whipped whips Phoenix ''unconscious.'']] '' Although this is actually Phoenix's fault for shooting his mouth too soon:


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* If you select the wrong location on the Nickel Samurai photo. This happens:
-->'''Phoenix:''' The strange thing is somewhere around here! ...I think.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "Somewhere"...?
-->'''Judge:''' "Around here"...?
-->'''Mia:''' "I think"...?
-->'''Phoenix:''' A-Am I seeing something you all are not...?
-->'''Judge:''' Hmm, it looks like there was no problem with this photo after all.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' The problem was with the brain of that lawyer, Your Honor.
23rd Oct '16 8:58:58 PM TheTropper
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* If you choose Lighting as the difference in Angel's testimony:
-->'''Phoenix:''' It's a difference in lighting!
-->'''Judge:''' Lighting...? What does that mean!?
-->'''Phoenix:''' Well, it means, uh... See the security guard station is on the second level... So, uh, she would've seen the crime in better lighting conditions.
-->'''Judge:''' And this is important... why?
-->'''Phoenix:''' Um...
-->'''Judge:''' ...
-->'''Phoenix:''' ...
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