History Funny / PeterPan

31st Aug '16 2:42:00 PM ahasemore
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** Smee tries to hit the Crocodile on the head with an oar.
-->'''Smee:''' "Give him back!"
-->(Hook pops out of Croc's mouth at the last second)
-->'''Hook:''' "Sm-" (Gets whacked over the head with Smee's oar)
13th Jul '16 7:12:33 PM ngh93
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* Hook tries to strike Peter with his hook hand, only for Peter to dodge it and instead get his hook stuck in the mast.
-->'''Hook''': Arrgh!!! ''Curse'' this hook!



* Hook tries to strike Peter with his hook hand, only for Peter to dodge and instead get his hook stuck in the mast.
-->'''Hook''': Arrgh!!! ''Curse'' this hook!

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* Hook tries to strike Peter with his hook hand, only for Peter to dodge and instead get his hook stuck in the mast.
-->'''Hook''': Arrgh!!! ''Curse'' this hook!
27th Jun '16 5:52:04 PM ngh93
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* The Lost Boys get some really funny moments in this movie.
** Cubby's indignant "Let's play the 'No more hitting Cubby on the head' game!" when the Lost Boys are arguing about which game to play. He immediately gets bonked on the head again.
** Slightly, Nibs and the Twins' reaction when Peter comments that Jane is acting like a grown-up: Slightly pretends to stick a finger down his throat, the Twins back off, huddle together and stick out a wooden sword to defend themselves, and Nibs is making a cross out of his index fingers to ward off the evil word!
** When Peter tosses Jane off a huge rock to try and make her fly, the Lost Boys run frantically around on the ground below, trying to catch her, all shouting "I got her! I got her!" They spectacularly fail to catch her, and she crashes into the ground, making a [[ImpactSilhouette Jane-shaped hole.]] Upon which Cubby says, guiltily: "I thought you said ''you'' got her..."
** While the scene where Slightly plays "doctor" to Tinkerbell is not played for laughs, there is a funny detail in that the thermometer he uses is simply marked "GOOD -- OK -- VERY BAD," and Slightly's diagnose after checking the thermometer is that it "looks kinda bad."
*** Causing Cubby to freak out: "Kinda bad?! ''KINDA?!'' Oh, it's hopeless! Poor little Tinkerbell!"
-->'''Peter''': HEY! Put a cork in it!\\
''(Nibs stuffs his club into Cubby's mouth to shut him up)''
** Tootles ignoring every possible physical law and lifting up all the water in a small puddle -- in which a fish is lounging as if in a hot-tub -- to see if Jane is hiding under the water. Made even better by the stunned look on the face of the fish.
** When Peter tells the captured boys "Be brave, lads! Don't let them see you cry!", [[ExactWords they immediately slink behind the mast they're tied to so the pirates won't see them]]... and then begin ''bawling loudly.''
* Captain Hook showing Jane a picture of his "mother" -- who looks like Hook in drag, complete with pencil-mustache and ''two'' hooks.
* "I promised I wouldn't harm a single hair on his head. And --" *ploink!* "-- ''THIS'' is the one I ''won't'' harm! Here, you keep it. The rest of him is MINE!"
* Jane sailing off, to the triumphant theme of "Rule Britannia"... only for the song to lose in strength as the raft sinks, finishing off with a strong note when Jane herself falls in.
* Peter just falling out of the sky following Jane claiming he was "full of hot air".
* "Mr. Smee? Be a good fellow and fix the plank. '''[[SuddenlyShouting SO I CAN MAKE YOU WALK IT!!!!]]'''"
* Hook and Smee are spying on Jane getting failed flying lessons from Peter; She doesn't have the belief of imagination; and therefore, Tink's pixie dust doesn't work on her; Hook decides to take advantage of this.
-->'''Hook''': So, the girl can't fly, yet she wants to go home. Smee, do you know what this means?\\
'''Smee''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Six more weeks of winter?]]\\
'''Hook''': NO, you imbecile! [''chuckles''] We'll get me treasure...''and'' the boy.
* Hook's final defeat. First, he ends up falling though his ship holding onto the [[HoistByHisOwnPetard same anchor he tried to drown Peter with]], then gets ''chased back up'' by the octopus, defies GoingDownWithTheShip, and gets [[ExitPursuedByABear pursued]] along with his crew by the octopus, who mistook them ''all'' as codfish!
-->"I DON'T WANNA BE A GOOD CAPTAIN!"

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\n* The Lost Boys get some really funny moments in this movie. \n** Cubby's indignant "Let's play the 'No more hitting Cubby on the head' game!" when the Lost Boys are arguing about which game to play. He immediately gets bonked on the head again.\n** Slightly, Nibs and the Twins' reaction when Peter comments that Jane is acting like a grown-up: Slightly pretends to stick a finger down his throat, the Twins back off, huddle together and stick out a wooden sword to defend themselves, and Nibs is making a cross out of his index fingers to ward off the evil word!\n** When Peter tosses Jane off a huge rock to try and make her fly, the Lost Boys run frantically around on the ground below, trying to catch her, all shouting "I got her! I got her!" They spectacularly fail to catch her, and she crashes into the ground, making a [[ImpactSilhouette Jane-shaped hole.]] Upon which Cubby says, guiltily: "I thought you said ''you'' got her..." \n** While the scene where Slightly plays "doctor" to Tinkerbell is not played for laughs, there is a funny detail in that the thermometer he uses is simply marked "GOOD -- OK -- VERY BAD," and Slightly's diagnose after checking the thermometer is that it "looks kinda bad."\n*** Causing Cubby to freak out: "Kinda bad?! ''KINDA?!'' Oh, it's hopeless! Poor little Tinkerbell!" \n-->'''Peter''': HEY! Put a cork in it!\\\n''(Nibs stuffs his club into Cubby's mouth to shut him up)''\n** Tootles ignoring every possible physical law and lifting up all the water in a small puddle -- in which a fish is lounging as if in a hot-tub -- to see if Jane is hiding under the water. Made even better by the stunned look on the face of the fish.
** When Peter tells the captured boys "Be brave, lads! Don't let them see you cry!", [[ExactWords they immediately slink behind the mast they're tied to so the pirates won't see them]]... and then begin ''bawling loudly.''
* Captain Hook showing Jane a picture of his "mother" -- who looks like Hook in drag, complete with pencil-mustache and ''two'' hooks.
* "I promised I wouldn't harm a single hair on his head. And --" *ploink!* "-- ''THIS'' is the one I ''won't'' harm! Here, you keep it. The rest of him is MINE!"
* Jane sailing off, to the triumphant theme of "Rule Britannia"... only for the song to lose in strength as the raft sinks, finishing off with a strong note when Jane herself falls in.
* Peter just falling out of the sky following Jane claiming he was "full of hot air".
* "Mr. Smee? Be a good fellow and fix the plank. '''[[SuddenlyShouting SO I CAN MAKE YOU WALK IT!!!!]]'''"
* Hook and Smee are spying on Jane getting failed flying lessons from Peter; She doesn't have the belief of imagination; and therefore, Tink's pixie dust doesn't work on her; Hook decides to take advantage of this.
-->'''Hook''': So, the girl can't fly, yet she wants to go home. Smee, do you know what this means?\\
'''Smee''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Six more weeks of winter?]]\\
'''Hook''': NO, you imbecile! [''chuckles''] We'll get me treasure...''and'' the boy.
* Hook's final defeat. First, he ends up falling though his ship holding onto the [[HoistByHisOwnPetard same anchor he tried to drown Peter with]], then gets ''chased back up'' by the octopus, defies GoingDownWithTheShip, and gets [[ExitPursuedByABear pursued]] along with his crew by the octopus, who mistook them ''all'' as codfish!
-->"I DON'T WANNA BE A GOOD CAPTAIN!"
Funny/ReturnToNeverland
24th Apr '16 8:05:47 AM ngh93
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-->'''Mr. Darling:''' Mary, if I don't find my cufflinks, we're not going to the party. And if we don't go to the party, then I can never show my face in the office. And if I can't show my face in the office- ''(bumps head on top drawer)''
-->'''Narrator:''' Mr. Darling was a very ''practical'' man...

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-->'''Mr. Darling:''' Mary, if I don't find my cufflinks, we're not going to the party. And if we don't go to the party, then I can never show my face in the office. And if I can't show my face in the office- ''(bumps head on top drawer)''
drawer)'' OUCH!
-->'''Narrator:''' Well...Mr. Darling was a very ''practical'' man...
7th Apr '16 11:45:52 AM ngh93
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*Hook tries to strike Peter with his hook hand, only for Peter to dodge and instead get his hook stuck in the mast.
-->'''Hook''': Arrgh!!! ''Curse'' this hook!
6th Jan '16 11:21:51 AM Berrenta
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** Michael's [[KissGusting reaction]] to her kissing John.

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** Michael's [[KissGusting reaction]] reaction to her kissing John.
21st Dec '15 5:57:39 AM Roo
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!!''Peter Pan in Scarlet''

* The RunningGag of Peter not knowing the word "Please." Every so often, when someone wants him to be more polite, they'll ask him "What's the little word that get things done?" Since he has no idea, he begins with increasing annoyance to list any word that comest to mind. "Button? Thimble? Flag?"
* Starkey's child pirates -- really the Indian children he was made to babysit at the end of ''Peter and Wendy.'' According to Starkey, he made the best of the situation, and taught them good manners ("You won't find better manners in the King of England's parlour!") and then taught them piracy. The result is a crew of children who board ships and rob seafarers while making polite small-talk:
-->"Hello. Thank you very much. How do you do. Delighted I'm sure. Kindly shed your loot in our direction, then lie face down on the deck or, sadly, we will have to slit your gizzards and feed you to the fishes. Deep regrets. Please do not ask for mercy, as refusal can give offense. Thank you very much. Nice weather we are having."
25th Nov '15 3:23:23 PM NausicaaoftheSpirits
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-->"You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell, and bring her to me. ''(flings Smee onto the ground with an annoyed look on his face)'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting UNDERSTAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD?!?!?!?]]'''''"
10th Sep '15 7:33:27 PM TitoMosquito
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** He didn't mean stop, he told Wendy to continue. "Well? Get on with it, girl."

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*** Even Peter's shadow thinks so.
** He didn't mean stop, he told Wendy to continue. "Well? Get on with it, girl."
10th Sep '15 7:31:46 PM TitoMosquito
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'''Mr. Darling:''' What have ''I''...? ''OOOHH!!!''

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'''Mr. Darling:''' What have ''I''...? ''OOOHH!!!''''OHHHH!!!''
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