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** Andy's hatred of Jean-Ralphio.
-->'''Andy''': That Ralph-Machio guy is a total douche.
** Ron's wicked smile when he hears that [[spoiler: the government is going to be shut down.]]
-->'''Leslie''': I'm sorry, I just heard a lot of really loud circus music, what did you say?
* "Pawnee Zoo"
** Ron beginning to address everyone by saying, "Okay, here's the situation…", only to have Leslie cut him off and take the cue to sing "Parents Just Don't Understand".
-->'''Leslie''': So what's up?\\
'''Ron''': Uh, someone is on fire in Ramsett Park. They need you to get down there right away.\\
'''Leslie''': Oh my god!
* "Hunting Trip"
** Leslie's rapid-fire list of excuses for why she (actually Tom) accidentally shot Ron.
-->'''Leslie''': I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my… lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! Bitches be crazy. I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and… I'm stupid.
** Donna realising the [[spoiler: window on her Mercedes has been smashed]] and completely losing it to the point that Ann assumes she's having a heart attack.
* "The Possum"
** Leslie's confession to Ann.
-->'''Leslie''': Possum, there was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.\\
'''Ann''': What?\\
'''Leslie''': And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, OK? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!
* "Park Safety"
** Leslie imagines what Tom would say if he learned about [[AmusingInjuries the actual cause of Jerry's injury]], which Jerry had attributed to a mugging. The cruel but hilarious line is funny in itself, but Leslie's spot-on impersonation of Tom's mannerisms really sells it.
-->'''Leslie''': Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What'd you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 3]]
* "Go Big or Go Home"
** [[http://originaldave77.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ron-swanson-pyramid-of-greatness-wallpaper-2560x1600.png The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.]]
-->'''Ron''': Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
** Leslie makes an unusual request of Ann.
-->'''Leslie''': Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does?\\
'''Ann''': Uh…\\
'''Leslie''': Minus the money?\\
'''Ann''': Definitely yes then.

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** [[spoiler: The curse removal ceremony.]]
*** The tribal leader is a walking FunnyMoment.
* Turtles are condescending.
* Leslie's rapid-fire list of excuses for why she [[spoiler: (actually Tom)]] accidentally shot Ron in "Hunting Trip".
--> "I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! Bitches be crazy. I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid."
* Also in "Hunting Trip", Donna realizing the window on her Mercedes has been smashed and completely loses it to the point that Ann assumes she's having a heart attack.
* The calm, relaxing scene in "Camping", when Ben and Jerry were listening to the old lady playing the piano at the inn. It then instantly cut to this head interview;
--> [[spoiler:'''Ben:''' Yeah, she died like 20 minutes after that.]]
*** Which was made all the more funny by this troper's boyfriend screaming "DAMMIT JERRY!" at the screen.
* Donna and Tom explaining 'Treat yo self' day.
--> '''Tom:''' Once a year Donna and I spend the day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?\\
'''Donna:''' Clothes.\\
'''Tom:''' Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna:''' Fragrances.\\
'''Tom:''' Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna:''' Massages.\\
'''Tom:''' Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna:''' Mimosas.\\
'''Tom:''' Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna:''' Fine leather goods.\\
'''Tom:''' Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna:''' It's the best day of the year.
* In "Fancy Party" April and Andy ask their guests to bring something to their dinner party. Chris was asked to bring a cake. Instead he brings a vegetable loaf because "it's healthier". A disgusted Ron says:
-->''So, not only does this thing exist but you have also deprived everyone of cake!'' 
* The cold open of "Fancy Party" where at a meeting Ron pretends to yank out his own tooth(which a dentist had removed the day before) causing everyone to freak out, some to leave the room and Tom to faint.
** Special notice must be give to Ben, who does not just leave, he ''bolts'' from the room before Ron is even done pulling.
* "Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz with a 'z'. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick. Chicken Parm is chickey chickey parm parm. Chicken Cacciatore: chickey catch. I call eggs pre-birds or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes."
** "Well, let's get in my go-go mobile."
* Ben's sneaking back to check out Jerry's painting with Leslie nude in the chestal region. Twice. 
* "GARBAGE FIGHT!"
* From "The Fight":
** April and Andy roleplaying.
** ''All'' of the drunk talking head scenes. All of them.
*** Special mention to a drunk Ron dancing. Words cannot to it justice, so [[http://drunkronswanson.com/ here it is in its infinite glory]].
** When Ben and Leslie are giving interviews while hungover:
--> '''Ben:''' "Thank you. We will let you know. (Job candidate leaves) .... And then our heads will explode and we will die."
* Every single time that other people yell at Jerry tends to be a Crowning Moment of Funny. Which is ironic, because Jerry has never had any self-made crowning moments of anything in his life.
* "The Bubble" Ron in the new circular desk Chris made him use slowly and silently swiveling around and away from the citizen complaining about how she got sick from using sprinkler water for tea.
* From "The Bubble" -- more of a sight gag when Ben impresses Leslie's ball-busting mom and both Knope women look at him while doing a choreographed [[HeadTiltinglyKinky Head Tilt of Interest]].
* The phone message Ben accidentally sent to Ron of him and Leslie roleplaying while having sex: 
-->'''Leslie:''' "And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss!"\\
'''Ben:''' "Whoa! Eleanor likes the tongue!"
* And before that, Leslie's ranting attempt at a denying to Ron her relationship with Ben. Just as she's topping off her ramble with a shrieked, "Who do I call?", Ben swoops into the room all smiley and boyfriend-y.
-->'''Ben:''' Hey.\\
'''Leslie:''' Hey.\\
'''Ben:''' Hey.\\
'''Leslie:''' Hey.\\
'''Ben''' (finally realizing Ron is in the room with them): Hey, Ron.
* Just before that scene:
-->'''Ron:''' Hello Leslie. How long have you been sleeping with Ben?\\
(pause)\\
'''Leslie:''' W..what?\\
'''Ron:''' How long have you been sleeping with Ben?\\
'''Leslie:''' That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get ... Why would I ... I never had sex with anyone anywhere... It's none in your ... You had.. the nerve, the audacity ... Ben is my boss technically and he is ... terrible face-wise. And how ... how ... do I know frankly that you are not sleeping with him. Maybe you are, maybe you are trying to throw me off. Hmnn, Check and Mate! ... This is an outrage! Who do I call!
::Ron's face expression during that is the icing on the cake.:
* Andy's original reason for not getting with April: "April is the best, but she’s 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. ...Oh my god, I could have killed her."
* Any time a citizen of Pawnee says '''anything'''.
* But anything with April's creepy friend, Orin. Espeically him creeping Ben out (No Orin I don't know how I'm going to die....wait are you asking me or telling me?.
** Chris scaring Orin. Chris repells emos apparently.
* What's in Nutriyum Bars that makes Leslie feel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxmfx0-nj4U so good?]]
* Chris rocking the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMhSxXEbmv8 air banjo]]
* The doctor's reaction after screening [[ButtMonkey Jerry]] for the mumps in "I'm Leslie Knope". (Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Jerry.)
--> [[spoiler:"That man has the LARGEST penis I have ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps — I forgot to look. I was distracted. By the LARGEST penis I have ever seen."]]
** From the same episode, the incredulous expression Andy makes when he realizes that the penis photos were sent on purpose.
* Tammy 1 and Tamara in a drinking contest. Leslie tries to join in, and is floored within a few shows. April doesn't even get the first shot down. Ron, learning his Mama will take him home decides to chug half of the jug, the equivalent of three handles of regular liquor.
* "God, not the 'Gotcha' Dancers!"
* Ben walking out in a Batman costume and Tom and Donna's reactions.
* "The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"
* "You jumped all the way to Model Trains? I mean it's right but..."
* The entirety of Jean Ralphio's employment at the accounting firm (which lasted about thirty seconds), not to mention his reaction upon getting fired.
--> "Makes sense. So I just go out the same way I came in?"
* Leslie's confession to Ann at the end of "The Possum":
-->'''Leslie:''': Possum, there was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.\\
'''Ann''': What?\\
'''Leslie''': And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, OK? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!
* In "Park Safety", Leslie imagines what Tom would say if he learned about [[AmusingInjuries the actual cause of Jerry's injury]], which Jerry had attributed to a mugging. The cruel but hilarious line is funny in itself, but Leslie's spot-on impersonation of Tom's mannerisms really sells it: "Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What'd you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?"
* Leslie makes an unusual request of Ann:
-->'''Leslie''': Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does?\\
'''Ann''': Uh…\\
'''Leslie''': Minus the money?\\
'''Ann''': Definitely yes then.
* Leslie's extremely thoughtful Christmas gifts to her co-workers including the [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwz0x9c5A1qhbarso1_r1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1325060765&Signature=6zDHsnsUQvHa15rxt57gfn6nhiA%3D painting she gave April]]: 
--> "It's the BlackEyedPeas and I finally killed them. It's a Christmas miracle."
* Leslie's bizarre endearments to Ann:
** "Ann, you beautiful, [[OxymoronicBeing naive, sophisticated]] newborn baby"
** "Ann, you coy/devious/tricky bastard"
** (In response to advise she didn't want to follow) "Ann, shut your beautiful pie hole."
** "Ann, you beautiful tropical fish"
** "Ann, you're beautiful, and you're organized"
** "Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love."
** "Ann, you beautiful rule-breaking moth"
** "Ann, you are such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat."
** She's got some strange ones for Ben, too.
--->"You’re right, and I should listen to you always because you are a man-genius with a taut narrow frame like a sexy elf king."
* In the episode where Tammy 1 shows up, Ron tries to make a hasty escape. He [[CrazyPrepared fishes an emergency backpack out of an airduct]] and then runs off, telling Leslie that he [[RealMenEatMeat keeps a small quantity of ground chuck in his desk]], and that she should check on it, as it will start to smell after a few days.
* All of the evidence entered in "The Trial of Leslie Knope".
** Leslie's email message to Ann announcing her relationship with Ben.

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** The [[spoiler: curse removal ceremony.]]
*** The tribal leader is a walking CrowningMomentOfFunny.
** Andy's weird method of showing affection for April.
-->'''Andy''': Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!
* "Camping"
** The calm, relaxing scene where Ben and Jerry listen to the old lady playing the piano at the inn. It then instantly cuts to this head interview.
-->'''Ben''': Yeah, she died, like, 20 minutes after that.
* "April and Andy's Fancy Party"
** April and Andy ask their guests to bring something to their dinner party. Chris is asked to bring a cake. Instead he brings a vegetable loaf because "it's healthier". A disgusted Ron says:
-->'''Ron''': So, not only does this thing exist but you have also deprived everyone of cake!
** The cold open, where at a meeting Ron pretends to yank out his own tooth (which a dentist had removed the day before) causing everyone to freak out, some to leave the room and Tom to faint.
*** Special notice must be give to Ben, who does not even give any facial expression. He simply bolts from the room before Ron is even done pulling.
** Chris scaring Orin. Chris repels emos, apparently.
* "Soulmates"
** Tom explaining his food lexicon.
-->'''Tom''': "Zerts" are what I call desserts. "Tray-trays" are entrees. I call sandwiches "sammies", "sandoozles" or "Adam Sandlers". Air conditioners are "cool blasterz" with a "z". I don't know where that came from. I call cakes "big ol' cookies". I call noodles "long ass rice". Fried chicken is "fry fry chicky chick". Chicken parm is "chickey chickey parm parm". Chicken cacciatore: "chickey catch". I call eggs "pre-birds" or "future birds". Root beer is "super water". Tortillas are "bean blankies". And I call forks "food rakes".
* "Jerry's Painting"
** Ben's sneaking back to check out Jerry's painting with Leslie nude in the chestal region. Twice.
* "Eagleton"
-->'''Andy''': Garbage fight!
* "The Fight"
** April and Andy role-playing.
** All of the drunk talking head scenes. All of them.
*** Special mention to a drunk Ron dancing. Words cannot to it justice, so [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-PrIHAaPM8 here it is in its infinite glory.]]
** When Ben and Leslie are giving interviews while hungover.
-->'''Ben''': Thank you. We will let you know. ''(job candidate leaves)'' And then our heads will explode and we will all die.
* "The Bubble"
** Ron in the new [[spoiler: circular desk]] Chris made him use slowly and silently swivelling around and away from the citizen complaining about how she got sick from using sprinkler water for tea.
** More of a sight gag when Ben impresses Leslie's ball-busting mom and both Knope women look at him while doing a choreographed head tilt of interest.
* "Li'l Sebastian"
** The phone message Ben accidentally sent to [[spoiler: Ron]] of him and Leslie [[spoiler: role-playing while having sex.]]
-->'''Leslie''': And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss!\\
'''Ben''': Whoa! Eleanor likes the tongue!
** And before that, Leslie's ranting attempt at a denying to Ron [[spoiler: her relationship with Ben.]] Just as she's topping off her ramble with a shrieked, "Who do I call?", Ben swoops into the room all smiley.
-->'''Ben''': Hey.\\
'''Leslie''': Hey.\\
'''Ben''': Hey.\\
'''Leslie''': Hey.\\
'''Ben''': ''(finally realising Ron is in the room with them)'' Hey, Ron.
** Just before that scene.
-->'''Ron''': Hello, Leslie. How long have you [[spoiler: been sleeping with Ben?]]\\
''(pause)''\\
'''Leslie''': ''(stuttering)'' What?\\
'''Ron''': How long have you [[spoiler: been sleeping with Ben?]]\\
'''Leslie''': That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get… Why would I… I've never [[spoiler: had sex with anyone,]] anywhere… It's none of your… You have… The nerve, the audacity… Ben is my boss technically and he is… Terrible, face-wise. And how… How… Do I know frankly that you are [[spoiler: not sleeping with him.]] Maybe you are, maybe you are trying to throw me off. Hmmmm, check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?
*** Ron's facial expression during that is the icing on the cake.
* "Road Trip"
** Chris rocking the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMhSxXEbmv8 air banjo.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 4]]
* "Pawnee Rangers"
** Donna and Tom explaining "Treat Yo Self" day.
-->'''Tom''': Once a year, Donna and I spend the day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?\\
'''Donna''': Clothes.\\
'''Tom''': Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna''': Fragrances.\\
'''Tom''': Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna''': Massages.\\
'''Tom''': Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna''': Mimosas.\\
'''Tom''': Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna''': Fine leather goods.\\
'''Tom''': Treat yo self.\\
'''Donna''': It's the best day of the year.
** Ben walking out in a Batman costume and Tom and Donna's reactions.
* "I'm Leslie Knope"
** The doctor's reaction to Jerry's penis after checking him for mumps. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Jerry.
-->'''Doctor''': That man has the LARGEST penis I have ever seen. I actually don’t even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted. By the LARGEST penis I have EVER seen."
** The incredulous expression Andy makes when he realises that the [[spoiler: penis photos were sent on purpose.]]
** When [[spoiler: Tammy 1 shows,]] Ron trys to make a hasty escape. He [[CrazyPrepared fishes an emergency backpack out of an air duct]] and then runs off, telling Leslie that he [[RealMenEatMeat keeps a small quantity of ground chuck in his desk]], and that she should check on it, as it will start to smell after a few days.
* "Ron and Tammys"
** [[spoiler: Tammy 1 and Tamara]] in a drinking contest. Leslie tries to join in, and is floored within a few shows. April doesn't even get the first shot down. Ron, learning his [[spoiler: mama]] will take him home decides to chug half of the jug, the equivalent of three handles of regular liquor.
* "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
** All of the evidence entered during the trial.
** Leslie's email message to Ann announcing [[spoiler: her relationship with Ben.]]

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** April explains to Ron what a "cookie" is, prompting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7ebyqBn_M this.]]
-->'''Ron''': So it learns information about me? Seems like an invasion of my privacy.\\
'''April''': Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.\\
''(Ron types something into the computer. He stares at it. Cut to Ron chucking his computer in the dumpster)''
* "Born and Raised"
** Joan Callamezzo's horrible journalism.
-->'''Leslie''': God, not the "Gotcha" Dancers!
* "The Treaty"
-->'''Leslie''': ''(to Ben, angry)'' The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
** The entirety of Jean Ralphio's employment at the accounting firm (which lasted about thirty seconds), not to mention his reaction upon getting fired.
-->'''Jean Ralphio''': Makes sense. So I just go out the same way I came in?
* "The Comeback Kid"
** Leslie and her new campaign team trying to slowly walk across an ice rink from a red carpet to a tiny stage for her first campaign rally. All while the PA system is repeatedly playing the same five-second extract of "Get On Your Feet" by Gloria Estafan.
* "The Campaign Ad"

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* "The Debate"
** The cable is out and the donors to Leslie's campaign can't watch her televised debate, so Andy tries to keep them entertained by recreating scenes from his favourite movies, including ''RoadHouse''.
-->'''Andy''': The guy has Swayze's head ''(grabs the neck of man in the audience)'' and says, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison!" By the looks of this guy, this is NOT consensual sex we're talking about!
* "Bus Tour"
** Andy slowly and methodically pieing Jerry in the face as part of his Warren Commission-style investigation of a mysterious pie thrower at one of Leslie's speeches.
** Andy's security code names for the Knope campaign team.
-->'''Andy''': From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One". Ann, code name: "Been There, Done That". April is: [[spoiler: "Currently Doing That". ''(hi-fives April)'']] Donna is: "It Happened Once in a Dream". Chris, code name: "If I Had To Pick a Dude". Ben is: "Eagle Two."\\
'''Ben''': Oh, thank God.
*** Leslie's codename (I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It) is mentioned later in the episode.
*** The best part is that Chris looks pleasantly flattered by his code name.
*** And Donna's "yeah, that doesn't surprise me" look.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:General/Unsorted]]
* Every single time that other people yell at Jerry tends to be a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
* Anything with April's creepy friend, Orin. Especially him creeping Ben out during "April and Andy's Fancy Party".
-->'''Ben''': No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?

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* April explains to Ron what a "cookie" is, prompting this:
-->'''Ron''': So it learns information about me? Seems like an invasion of privacy.\\
'''April''': Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.\\
Ron types something into the computer. A beat. Cut to Ron chucking his computer in the dumpster.
* The cable is out and the donors to Leslie's campaign can't watch her televised debate, so Andy tries to keep them entertained by recreating scenes from his favorite movies including ''Film/RoadHouse'':
-->'''Andy:''' The guy has Swayze's head(grabs the neck of man in the audience) and says 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison!' By the looks of this guy, this is '''not''' consensual sex we're talking about!
* Andy slowly and methodically pieing Jerry in the face as part of his Warren Commission-style investigation of a mysterious pie thrower at one of Leslie's speeches.
* Andy's security codenames for the Knope campaign team:
-->'''Andy''': From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name...Been There, Done That. April is...Currently Doing That. Donna is...It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris, code name...If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is...Eagle Two.\\
'''Ben''': Oh, thank God.
** Leslie's codename ([[spoiler: I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It]]) is mentioned later in the episode.
** The best part is that Chris looks pleasantly flattered by his code name.
*** And Donna's "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me" look.
* While Ben and April are living in Washington, D.C., Leslie and Andy send them care packages to make them feel better. Leslie sends Ben TWELVE boxes all stuffed to the brim with things from home. Andy sends April . . . his dirty laundry, because he can't do it himself. Along with a picture of him wearing nothing but the bandanna he's been using as underwear for the past three days. What turns this into a combined CrowningMomentofFunny and weird CrowningMomentofHeartwarming is that April is genuinely touched by this.
--> '''April:''' *actually choking up a little* ''I love him so much.''
* The entire time Ben and April are stuck in traffic on the way back home to Pawnee. To pass the time Ben reads her his ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' FanFiction and April makes fun of his CD collection which includes "Benji's Cool Summertime Jamz" mix (first track: SaltNPepa's "Shoop") and a lot of soundtracks: 
-->'''Ben:''' It's like your favorite directors made a mixtape just for you!\\
'''April:''' Ew.
* In the season 5 premiere, when Ron brings a pig to kill for meat to the public BBQ. Chris' reaction when he realizes what the pig's for, to [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ron asking kids to step up and help with the slaughtering]]. The best part is Ron handing his "permission" to the sheriff. Which is just a piece of paper that reads:
--> I can do what I want. Ron
* Leslie's halfperm.
* Jerry doesn't known what a bookmark is, and always checks his email by going to Altavista and typing, "Please go to yahoo.com".
* Andy and April roleplaying as FBI agent Bert Macklin and "Judy Hitler, the spoiled only daughter of Adolf Hitler."
-->'''Andy:''' Don't you do it Hitler. Don't you dare fall in love with me!\\
''(starts making out with her)''\\
Hitler, you sexy bastard!
* "I'm a middle school vice principal. I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time."
* Ben's father, played by [[BreakingBad Jonathan Banks]], saying in perfect Mike Ehrmantraut voice and tone, "We're a Twizzlers family."
* After Jerry has a heart attack, Ann is busy trying to help and Ann dials 911. What does Tom do? Yells at Jerry for farting so much. 
--> '''Leslie''': Tom, Jerry's having a heart attack!\\
'''Tom''': (in such a casual tone) Oh. Sorry Jerry are you all right?
* "Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind?"
* "Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!"
* Ron appearing on Pawnee Today with an extremely hung-over Joan. Apparently between takes the staff takes care to pose her in various positions, including having her plank on some of the chairs.
* Leslie playing various roles (which includes "playing" Ann and interviewing herself) in the safety training videos she made, putting on various [[WigDressAccent outfits and]] [[JustAStupidAccent accents]]. While we see a few of her roles, its implied she may have done ''hundreds'' of them.

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