History Funny / ParksAndRecreation

18th Nov '16 9:31:54 AM crazysamaritan
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-->'''Kathryn Pinewood''': [[BlatantLies If you want zero-calorie water]], try "Diet Water Zero Lite". [[YesExceptNo It has only 60 calories]].

to:

-->'''Kathryn Pinewood''': [[BlatantLies If you want zero-calorie water]], try "Diet Water Zero Lite". [[YesExceptNo It has only 60 calories]].
calories.
20th Oct '16 5:58:43 PM themisterfree
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* Ben's assessment of Entertainment 7 Twenty's financial situation:
-->'''Ben:''' I think they'll be bankrupt by the end of...''this sentence''.

to:

* Ben's assessment of Entertainment 7 Twenty's 720's financial situation:
-->'''Ben:''' I think mean, I would guess they'll be bankrupt by the end of...''this sentence''.
12th Oct '16 9:08:57 AM TigerShadow
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[[AC:"Time Capsule"]]
* What are Andy's good qualities? He's nice, and he's in a band! That's it.
** Coupled with the look on Chris' face.
*** And the best part? [[spoiler:It's enough.]]
* Leslie [[LongList listing off all of Pawnee's slogans.]]
-->'''Leslie''': Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.
* This exchange:
-->'''Leslie''': Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who'd like to start?\\
'''Man''': I think we should put in the Bible.
* Ben's reaction to walking in to see Ron brandishing a hacksaw.
-->'''Ben''': Whoa, what's going on?\\
'''Leslie''': Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put a copy of ''Twilight'' in the time capsule.\\
'''Ben''': [[SeenItAll Dammit, again?]]



* And later, his peevish mocking of Perd's name.
-->'''Ben''': More like Turd Crapley.

to:

* ** And later, his peevish mocking of Perd's name.
-->'''Ben''': --->'''Ben''': More like Turd Crapley.Crapley.
** What really sells it is Tom, his head buried in his arms in abject misery.



* Ron reverting to a tearful little boy when he finds out that his favourite restaurant in Indianapolis has been closed for a health code violation.

to:

* Ron reverting to a tearful little boy when he finds out that his favourite favorite restaurant in Indianapolis has been closed for a health code violation.



[[AC:"Time Capsule"]]
* What are Andy's good qualities? He's nice, and he's in a band! That's it.
** Coupled with the look on Chris' face.
*** And the best part? [[spoiler:It's enough.]]
* Leslie [[LongList listing off all of Pawnee's slogans.]]
-->'''Leslie''': Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp.
* This exchange:
-->'''Leslie''': Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who'd like to start?\\
'''Man''': I think we should put in the Bible.
* Ben's reaction to walking in to see Ron brandishing a hacksaw.
-->'''Ben''': Whoa, what's going on?\\
'''Leslie''': Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put a copy of ''Twilight'' in the time capsule.\\
'''Ben''': [[SeenItAll Dammit, again?]]
27th Sep '16 7:41:13 AM TigerShadow
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** April's test order:
--->"I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please."
25th Sep '16 6:05:05 PM kquinn0830
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* Ron and Ben's dad (played by Jonathan Banks a.k.a. [[Series/BreakingBad Mike Ehrmantraut]]) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDo-kNSovMU both reaching for the last shrimp]].
24th Sep '16 6:21:30 PM AlleyOop
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to:

* Andy "[[HoYay wrestling]]" Ben, followed by a talking head scene [[spoiler:where he's still got Ben in a headlock]].
13th Sep '16 2:56:41 AM 06tele
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-->'''Ann''': "What's your niece's name?"\\
'''Leslie''': "Torpel. What? I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece. My niece's name is Stephanie."

to:

-->'''Ann''': "What's What's your niece's name?"\\
name"\\
'''Leslie''': "Torpel.Torpel. What? I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece. My niece's name is Stephanie."



-->'''Andy:''' "My name is Burt Macklin. I'm with the f*** F.B.I."

to:

-->'''Andy:''' "My My name is Burt Macklin. I'm with the f*** F.B.I."
I.



-->'''Leslie:''' "We really need better security. We also need less offensive history."

to:

-->'''Leslie:''' "We We really need better security. We also need less offensive history."



-->'''Tom''': "Damn! How come the sewage department gets all the hot interns?"

to:

-->'''Tom''': "Damn! Damn! How come the sewage department gets all the hot interns?"interns?



-->'''Leslie''': "I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my... lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "I I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my... lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid."



-->'''Chris''': "I'm from Wisconsin, go Badgers."\\
'''Leslie''': "Boo! Go Hoosiers!"\\
'''Chris''': "NO. Badgers."

to:

-->'''Chris''': "I'm I'm from Wisconsin, go Badgers."\\
\\
'''Leslie''': "Boo! Boo! Go Hoosiers!"\\
Hoosiers!\\
'''Chris''': "NO. Badgers."
NO. Badgers!



-->'''Ron''': "What the fuck are you doing, Perd Hapley?"

to:

-->'''Ron''': "What What the fuck are you doing, Perd Hapley?"Hapley?



-->'''DJ Roomba''': "I'm going to haunt you, Jerry, and play the Black Eyed Peas on a non-stop loop!"

to:

-->'''DJ Roomba''': "I'm I'm going to haunt you, Jerry, and play the Black Eyed Peas on a non-stop loop!"loop!



-->'''Pawnee Resident''': "What's wrong with corn syrup? It's natural! [[CriticalResearchFailure Corn is a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush!]]"\\
'''Ann''': "Oh boy."

to:

-->'''Pawnee Resident''': "What's "hat's wrong with corn syrup? It's natural! [[CriticalResearchFailure Corn is a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush!]]"\\
bush!]]\\
'''Ann''': "Oh Oh boy."



-->'''Leslie:''' "Hi, Marcie."\\
'''Librarian:''' "Hi, Leslie. Are they finally teaching you parks people how to read? Oh, I guess not. It's a movie."\\
'''Leslie:''' "You're pretty cocky for someone whose job is obsolete because of the internet."\\
'''Librarian:'''" Let's see... ''(scans DVD)'' Hmm, you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called [[SuddenlyShouting "MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM"]]!"\\
'''Leslie:''' "No, I don't!"\\

to:

-->'''Leslie:''' "Hi, Hi, Marcie."\\
\\
'''Librarian:''' "Hi, Hi, Leslie. Are they finally teaching you parks people how to read? Oh, I guess not. It's a movie."\\
\\
'''Leslie:''' "You're You're pretty cocky for someone whose job is obsolete because of the internet."\\
'''Librarian:'''"
\\
'''Librarian:'''
Let's see... ''(scans DVD)'' Hmm, you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called [[SuddenlyShouting "MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM"]]!"\\
ORGASM"]]! \\
'''Leslie:''' "No, No, I don't!"\\don't!\\



'''Leslie:''' "...Ann, grab the movie."\\

to:

'''Leslie:''' "...'''Leslie:''' ...Ann, grab the movie."\\\\



'''Leslie:''' "Go, go, GO, GO!"\\

to:

'''Leslie:''' "Go, Go, go, GO, GO!"\\GO!\\



'''Leslie:''' "PUNK-ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!"

to:

'''Leslie:''' "PUNK-ASS PUNK-ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!"
JOCKEYS!



-->'''Leslie''': "Possum! There was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed."\\
'''Ann''': "What?"\\
'''Leslie''': "And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, okay? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!"

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "Possum! Possum! There was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed."\\
\\
'''Ann''': "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Leslie''': "And And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, okay? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!"
you!



-->'''Leslie''': "Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What'd you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?"

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "Damn, Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What'd you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?"wife?



-->'''Leslie''': "In the neck!"

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "In In the neck!"
neck!



-->'''Ron''': "What's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?"

to:

-->'''Ron''': "What's What's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?"me?



-->'''Andy''': "That Ralph-Machio guy is a total douche."

to:

-->'''Andy''': "That That Ralph-Machio guy is a total douche."



-->'''Leslie''': "I'm sorry, I just heard a lot of really loud circus music, what did you say?"

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "I'm I'm sorry, I just heard a lot of really loud circus music, what did you say?"
say?



-->'''Ron''': "Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness."

to:

-->'''Ron''': "Under Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness."



-->'''Leslie''': "Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does?"\\
'''Ann''': "Uh..."\\
'''Leslie''': "Minus the money?"\\
'''Ann''': "Definitely yes then."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "Would Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does?"\\
does?\\
'''Ann''': "Uh..."\\
Uh...\\
'''Leslie''': "Minus Minus the money?"\\
money?\\
'''Ann''': "Definitely Definitely yes then."
then.



-->'''Andy''': "Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here [browser address bar] and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

to:

-->'''Andy''': "Leslie, Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here [browser address bar] and it says you could have network connectivity problems."



-->'''Chris''': [looking into a mirror] "Stop... pooping..."\\
'''Chris''': "Oh my God. The microchip has been compromised."\\
'''Chris''': "This floor is my friend!"

to:

-->'''Chris''': [looking into a mirror] "Stop...Stop... pooping..."\\
\\
'''Chris''': "Oh Oh my God. The microchip has been compromised."\\
\\
'''Chris''': "This This floor is my friend!"friend!



-->'''Ron:''' "I didn't know what to bring, so I got some magazines and lipstick. You know, woman stuff."
-->'''April:''' "Thanks. All my parents got me was that." ''(points to huge teddy bear in the corner)''

to:

-->'''Ron:''' "I I didn't know what to bring, so I got some magazines and lipstick. You know, woman stuff."
stuff.
-->'''April:''' "Thanks.Thanks. All my parents got me was that." ''(points to huge teddy bear in the corner)''



-->'''Ben''': "Come on! Who hasn't had gay thoughts?"

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Come Come on! Who hasn't had gay thoughts?"thoughts?



-->'''Ben''': "More like Turd Crapley."

to:

-->'''Ben''': "More More like Turd Crapley."



-->'''Officer''': "Sir, are you trying to lure this girl into your van?"\\
'''Andy''': "Yeah, and she's being really difficult about it."

to:

-->'''Officer''': "Sir, Sir, are you trying to lure this girl into your van?"\\
van?\\
'''Andy''': "Yeah, Yeah, and she's being really difficult about it."



-->'''Leslie''': "We need him. If they ask us about the budget, he's our numbers guy."\\
'''Tom''': "Well, we should just slap a pair of Ray-Bans on a calculator, 'cause that would be way more charming."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "We We need him. If they ask us about the budget, he's our numbers guy."\\
\\
'''Tom''': "Well, Well, we should just slap a pair of Ray-Bans on a calculator, 'cause that would be way more charming."



-->'''Leslie''': "Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "Zorp Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."



-->'''Leslie''': "Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who'd like to start?"\\
'''Man''': "I think we should put in the Bible."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "Please Please remember, this is a government project. So, we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who'd like to start?"\\
start?\\
'''Man''': "I I think we should put in the Bible."



-->'''Ben''': "Whoa, what's going on?"\\

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Whoa, Whoa, what's going on?"\\on?\\



-->'''Leslie''': "This is a map of all the atrocities the Pawneeans have inflicted upon the Wamapoke Indians. (zoom to a map of the Pawnee municipal area, all in blue with a few white dots) The atrocities are in blue."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "This This is a map of all the atrocities the Pawneeans have inflicted upon the Wamapoke Indians. (zoom to a map of the Pawnee municipal area, all in blue with a few white dots) The atrocities are in blue."



-->'''Ben''': "Yeah, I just gotta be honest. [[TheyJustDontGetIt I don't know what the big deal is.]]"\\
'''Leslie''': "[[GetOut Get]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous out.]]"

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Yeah, Yeah, I just gotta be honest. [[TheyJustDontGetIt I don't know what the big deal is.]]"\\
]]\\
'''Leslie''': "[[GetOut [[GetOut Get]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous out.]]"]]



-->'''Ken Hotate''': (speaking Wamapoke language) "I am not saying anything. Nobody can understand me anyway. [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Doobee. Doobee. Doo.]]"

to:

-->'''Ken Hotate''': (speaking Wamapoke language) "I I am not saying anything. Nobody can understand me anyway. [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Doobee. Doobee. Doo.]]"]]



-->'''Andy''': "Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!"

to:

-->'''Andy''': "Dude, Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!"awesomesauce!



-->'''April''': (unsmiling as ever) "No. There's no problem. (big smile) [[SarcasmMode I awesomesauce Andy!]]"

to:

-->'''April''': (unsmiling as ever) "No.No. There's no problem. (big smile) [[SarcasmMode I awesomesauce Andy!]]"
Andy!]]



-->'''Ben''': "Yeah, she died, like, twenty minutes after that."

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Yeah, Yeah, she died, like, twenty minutes after that."



-->'''Ron''': "So, not only does this thing exist but you have also [[TheCakeIsALie deprived everyone of cake!]]"

to:

-->'''Ron''': "So, So, not only does this thing exist but you have also [[TheCakeIsALie deprived everyone of cake!]]"cake!]]



-->'''Ben:''' "No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"

to:

-->'''Ben:''' "No, No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"me?



-->'''Animal control:''' "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Okay, so that one is dead. We know that.]]"

to:

-->'''Animal control:''' "[[CrossesTheLineTwice [[CrossesTheLineTwice Okay, so that one is dead. We know that.]]"
]]



* Leslie being so AfraidOfNeedles that she screams before Ann even gets the shot oin. When Ann does...
-->'''Leslie:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike (Beep)]] you, Ann!"

to:

* Leslie being so AfraidOfNeedles that she screams before Ann even gets the shot oin.in. When Ann does...
-->'''Leslie:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike [[PrecisionFStrike (Beep)]] you, Ann!"
Ann!



-->'''Ben''': "Were you frying marbles?"

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Were Were you frying marbles?"marbles?



-->'''Ben:''' ''(to April and Andy)'' "You can do this. I have complete faith in you."\\

to:

-->'''Ben:''' ''(to April and Andy)'' "You You can do this. I have complete faith in you."\\\\



'''Ben:''' "There's, like, a 30% chance they'll both die."

to:

'''Ben:''' "There's, There's, like, a 30% chance they'll both die."



-->'''Andy''': "Garbage fight!"

to:

-->'''Andy''': "Garbage fight!"Garbage fight!



-->'''Donna:''' "Someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted."\\
'''Leslie:''' ''(crying)'' "You donít even know one thing, I didnít even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didnít even do it once!"\\
'''Tom:''' "I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, she's in there."\\
'''Ann:''' "I'm not gonna tell you, or that - that bitch over there. I'm - I'm gonna - I don't have to brag."\\
'''Ben:''' (giggles like an idiot) "Baba booey."\\
'''Andy:''' "Turn this music down. ''(singing)'' Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad..."\\

to:

-->'''Donna:''' "Someone Someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted."\\
\\
'''Leslie:''' ''(crying)'' "You You donít even know one thing, I didnít even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didnít even do it once!"\\
once!\\
'''Tom:''' "I'm I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, she's in there."\\
\\
'''Ann:''' "I'm I'm not gonna tell you, or that - that bitch over there. I'm - I'm gonna - I don't have to brag."\\
\\
'''Ben:''' (giggles like an idiot) "Baba Baba booey."\\
\\
'''Andy:''' "Turn this music down. ''(singing)'' Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad..."\\\\



-->'''Ron:''' "Is this everybody?"\\
'''Donna:''' "Ann took a cab, Tom's in the trunk, Jerry is on the roof. Okay, where to first?"\\
'''Leslie:''' "Your mother's butt!" ''(Everyone who is drunk starts laughing. Donna rolls her eyes.)''\\
'''Jean-Ralphio:''' "I'm so alone."

to:

-->'''Ron:''' "Is Is this everybody?"\\
everybody?\\
'''Donna:''' "Ann Ann took a cab, Tom's in the trunk, Jerry is on the roof. Okay, where to first?"\\
first?\\
'''Leslie:''' "Your Your mother's butt!" butt! ''(Everyone who is drunk starts laughing. Donna rolls her eyes.)''\\
'''Jean-Ralphio:''' "I'm I'm so alone."



-->'''Leslie''': "And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss!"\\
'''Ben''': "Whoa! Eleanor likes the tongue!"

to:

-->'''Leslie''': "And And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss!"\\
kiss!\\
'''Ben''': "Whoa! Whoa! Eleanor likes the tongue!"tongue!



-->'''Ben''': "Hey."\\
'''Leslie''': "Hey."\\
'''Ben''': "Hey."\\
'''Leslie''': "Hey."\\

to:

-->'''Ben''': "Hey."\\
Hey.\\
'''Leslie''': "Hey."\\
Hey.\\
'''Ben''': "Hey."\\
Hey.\\
'''Leslie''': "Hey."\\Hey.\\



-->'''Ron''': "Hello, Leslie. How long have you [[spoiler:been sleeping with Ben?]]"\\
'''Leslie''': (stuttering) "What?"\\
'''Ron''': "How long have you [[spoiler:been sleeping with Ben?]]"\\
'''Leslie''': "That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... Why would I... I've never [[spoiler:had sex with anyone,]] anywhere... It's none of your... You have... The nerve, the audacity... Ben is my boss technically and he is... Terrible, face-wise. And how... How... Do I know frankly that you are [[spoiler:not sleeping with him?]] Maybe you are, maybe you are trying to throw me off. Hmm, check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?"

to:

-->'''Ron''': "Hello, Hello, Leslie. How long have you [[spoiler:been sleeping with Ben?]]"\\
Ben?]]\\
'''Leslie''': (stuttering) "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Ron''': "How How long have you [[spoiler:been sleeping with Ben?]]"\\
Ben?]]\\
'''Leslie''': "That's That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... Why would I... I've never [[spoiler:had sex with anyone,]] anywhere... It's none of your... You have... The nerve, the audacity... Ben is my boss technically and he is... Terrible, face-wise. And how... How... Do I know frankly that you are [[spoiler:not sleeping with him?]] Maybe you are, maybe you are trying to throw me off. Hmm, check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?"call?



-->'''Tom''': "Once a year, Donna and I spend the day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"\\
'''Donna''': "Clothes."\\
'''Tom''': "Treat yo self."\\
'''Donna''': "Fragrances."\\
'''Tom''': "Treat yo self."\\
'''Donna''': "Massages."\\
'''Tom''': "Treat yo self."\\
'''Donna''': "Mimosas."\\
'''Tom''': "Treat yo self."\\
'''Donna''': "Fine leather goods."\\
'''Tom''': "Treat yo self."\\
'''Donna''': "It's the best day of the year."

to:

-->'''Tom''': "Once Once a year, Donna and I spend the day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"\\
to?\\
'''Donna''': "Clothes."\\
Clothes.\\
'''Tom''': "Treat Treat yo self."\\
\\
'''Donna''': "Fragrances."\\
Fragrances.\\
'''Tom''': "Treat Treat yo self."\\
\\
'''Donna''': "Massages."\\
Massages.\\
'''Tom''': "Treat Treat yo self."\\
\\
'''Donna''': "Mimosas."\\
Mimosas.\\
'''Tom''': "Treat Treat yo self."\\
\\
'''Donna''': "Fine Fine leather goods."\\
\\
'''Tom''': "Treat Treat yo self."\\
self\\
'''Donna''': "It's It's the best day of the year."



-->'''Doctor''': "That man has [[BiggusDickus the largest penis I have ever seen]]. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]]... by [[GagPenis the largest penis I have ever seen]]."

to:

-->'''Doctor''': "That That man has [[BiggusDickus the largest penis I have ever seen]]. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted]]... by [[GagPenis the largest penis I have ever seen]]."



-->'''Chris''': "Oh my god. Your inbox is... ''literally'' filled with penises."

to:

-->'''Chris''': "Oh Oh my god. Your inbox is... ''literally'' filled with penises."



-->'''Leslie''': (Ann's phone inbox beeps) "Don't you need to get that?"\\
'''Ann''': "Don't worry, it's just penises."

to:

-->'''Leslie''': (Ann's phone inbox beeps) "Don't Don't you need to get that?"\\
that?"\
'''Ann''': "Don't Don't worry, it's just penises."
penises.



-->'''Leslie:''' "[[GodzillaThreshold To defeat Godzilla, we need Mothra.]]"

to:

-->'''Leslie:''' "[[GodzillaThreshold [[GodzillaThreshold To defeat Godzilla, we need Mothra.]]"]]



--> '''Leslie:''' "Ron, your mustache fell off!"

to:

--> '''Leslie:''' "Ron, Ron, your mustache fell off!"off!



-->'''Ben:''' "I think they'll be bankrupt by the end of...''this sentence''!"

to:

-->'''Ben:''' "I I think they'll be bankrupt by the end of...''this sentence''!"
sentence''.



-->'''Leslie:''' "Yeah! We got the freakin' Moon! What're you gonna do without tides, Peru?"

to:

-->'''Leslie:''' "Yeah! Yeah! We got the freakin' Moon! What're you gonna do without tides, Peru?"Peru?



'''Ben''': "No, I... [he replays the video, it still stops two seconds in] ...that's the whole thing... [buries face in hands] That was three weeks of work..."

to:

'''Ben''': "No, No, I... [he replays the video, it still stops two seconds in] ...that's the whole thing... [buries face in hands] That was three weeks of work..."
work...



-->'''Ben''': ."..I can hear you breathing. Yes you can finish her pasta." [April and Andy burst in and begin devouring Leslie's leftovers]\\
'''Andy''': "Oh, god, I'm so hungry... Hey, this pasta tastes like Fruit Loops!"

to:

-->'''Ben''': ."..-->'''Ben''': ...I can hear you breathing. Yes you can finish her pasta." [April and Andy burst in and begin devouring Leslie's leftovers]\\
'''Andy''': "Oh, Oh, god, I'm so hungry... Hey, this pasta tastes like Fruit Loops!"Loops!



-->'''Andy''': "This one guy looked at my wiener... Actually touched it."
-->'''April''': "That guy wasn't a doctor."

to:

-->'''Andy''': "This This one guy looked at my wiener... Actually touched it."
it.
-->'''April''': "That That guy wasn't a doctor."



-->'''Leslie:''' "Traitors! Ann, I painted your garage pink!"
-->'''Ann:''' "I did not ask you to do that."

to:

-->'''Leslie:''' "Traitors! Traitors! Ann, I painted your garage pink!"
pink!
-->'''Ann:''' "I I did not ask you to do that."
that.



-->'''Tom''': "Quick question about Ann: Does anyone know if she has any Indian in her?"\\
'''Leslie''': "No one respond. No one say anything."\\
'''Tom''': "Why? I'm just curious if Ann has a little Indian in her."\\
'''Leslie''': "Silence."\\
'''Jerry''': "I don't think she does."\\
'''Tom''': "[[spoiler:'Cause does she want some?]]" (groans from everyone else in the room and at least one "Jerry!")

to:

-->'''Tom''': "Quick Quick question about Ann: Does anyone know if she has any Indian in her?"\\
her?\\
'''Leslie''': "No No one respond. No one say anything."\\
\\
'''Tom''': "Why? Why? I'm just curious if Ann has a little Indian in her."\\
\\
'''Leslie''': "Silence."\\
Silence.\\
'''Jerry''': "I I don't think she does."\\
\\
'''Tom''': "[[spoiler:'Cause [[spoiler:'Cause does she want some?]]" some?]] (groans from everyone else in the room and at least one "Jerry!")



-->'''Tom''': "This sounds like the music from the end of a movie about a monk who kills himself!"
-->'''Chris''': "It is."

to:

-->'''Tom''': "This This sounds like the music from the end of a movie about a monk who kills himself!"
himself!
-->'''Chris''': "It It is."
31st Aug '16 9:17:12 PM Debochira
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* Following up on that is a test where Craig is taking the orders of Tom, April, and Donna to test his restraint. He succeeds, but the second he is out of the room...
-->'''Craig:''' [[RantInducingSlight What kind of MONSTER orders red [wine] with fish???]] I know they're messing with me and it's just a test but HAVE SOME DECENCY!!!
25th Aug '16 1:09:31 PM DrSlide
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** The producers had asked him just to ramble a bit on whatever subject he wanted. He delivered the above filibuster in one take, improvising from start to finish.
23rd Aug '16 5:02:04 PM BobTanaka
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to:

* Ron's whole medical examination.
-->'''Ann:''' "Do you have a history of mental illness in your family?"
-->'''Ron:''' "I have an uncle who does yoga."
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