History Funny / PAYDAYTheHeist

20th Dec '16 8:56:49 AM Codefreak5
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* In the sequel the stealth aspect has become a much more viable tactic, as such the crew gains the ability to answer the radios of downed guards to convince their comrades that nothing's out of the ordinary. Some of the responses are just plain dumb.

--> '''Dallas''' "Oh no, it's fine I just [Imitates coughing] have a bit of a cold, that's all."
--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."
--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."
--> '''Chains:''' "Uh... nothing... Just a normal day in... Normalville, heh."
--> '''Dallas:''' "Oh, it's nothing, I just...banged my head on the toilet, that's all."
--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, how fucked up is that?"
--> '''Chains:''' "I had a dream that I was a dog, fucking Pekinese!"

--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again."
** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] is ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffle bag pass worth hundred grand.
--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"/"Stop throwing the bags into the fucking water!"
* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].

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* In the sequel the stealth aspect has become a much more viable tactic, as such the crew gains the ability to answer the radios of downed guards to convince their comrades that nothing's out of the ordinary. Some of the responses are just plain dumb.

--> '''Dallas''' "Oh no, it's fine I just [Imitates coughing] have a bit of a cold, that's all."
--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."
--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."
--> '''Chains:''' "Uh... nothing... Just a normal day in... Normalville, heh."
--> '''Dallas:''' "Oh, it's nothing, I just...banged my head on the toilet, that's all."
--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, how fucked up is that?"
--> '''Chains:''' "I had a dream that I was a dog, fucking Pekinese!"

--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again."
** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] is ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffle bag pass worth hundred grand.
--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"/"Stop throwing the bags into the fucking water!"
* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].
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2nd Nov '14 12:59:57 PM Adbot
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
1st Feb '14 7:32:16 AM Steven
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* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.

to:

* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].
28th Dec '13 6:14:57 AM Arca
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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.

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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
17th Sep '13 4:47:28 PM Wooboo
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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.

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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.''(ingredient)''.
17th Sep '13 4:47:14 PM Wooboo
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** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].

to:

** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.
6th Sep '13 2:56:48 PM MaddKossack115
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** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.]]

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** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.is doing it.]]



* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, which makes the meth lab explode:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!

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* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode:
explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
3rd Sep '13 8:35:00 AM Steven
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* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].

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* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, which makes the meth lab explode:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!
3rd Sep '13 8:32:32 AM Steven
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** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]].
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]

to:

** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]].
here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.]]
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